Chapter 281: Venerable Bai: Don’t Worry, I’ll Protect the Matchmaker!
Under the smoke, Zhou Li looked at Doudou with calm eyes: "Stealing the account?"
"Yes, believe me! The one you have been chatting with online all this time is Fairy Ouyang. I feel numb just looking at the content of your chats. How can I chat with you, a grown man?" Doudou said loudly. , for the sake of his chastity, he felt that he had to announce this truth!
"Hehehehe." The smoke covering Zhou Li's face became thicker and thicker, and he burst into laughter: "Doudou, there is no need to comfort me."
"What?" Doudou was confused.
Zhou Li puffed out two streams of smoke from his nostrils again: "Actually, I thought about it carefully and what you said makes sense. How can a man like me chase a Pekingese all over the world all day long? Girl likes me?"
"Zhou Li, you underestimate your own charm. In fact, there is such a fairy waiting for you silently! If you don't believe it, you can send a text message to ask her!" Doudou shouted loudly. : "Look, my phone is broken now, and my body is tied up with you. Now hurry up and send a text message to your 'Qinqin'. If she replies, won't it prove that what I said is correct?" ?"
Zhou Li's hand holding the pipe froze, and there seemed to be a hint of hope in his eyes.
Then, he grabbed his mobile phone and carefully sent his partner: "Are you there?"
Zhou Li has never been so excited and worried when sending such an ordinary message.
The text message has been sent!
Five minutes later...
In the chat software, Fairy Ouyang's account showed the 'online' status, but she never responded to the message.
Obviously in the past, if she was online, she would definitely reply to the message within five minutes, even if it was just a smiley face.
"Haha." Zhou Li laughed dryly, continued to turn his head to look at Doudou, and sprayed two more smoke dragons from his nostrils and mouth. Sure enough, Doudou was teasing herself!
Doudou: "..."
This is a trap!
"By the way, call! You have her phone number, right? Make a call and ask her in person!" Doudou shouted.
Zhou Li didn't speak this time. He just silently opened the address book and pulled out the name 'Ouyang Yuan'.
Click to call.
Then, the familiar sound of the piano came from inside.
The sound of the piano sounded over and over again. The call was never answered!
"Haha." Zhou Li took another deep puff of cigarette and puffed out. This time, white smoke came out not only from his mouth and nostrils, but even from his ears, covering his entire face again.
Doudou suddenly wanted to cry.
This is a trap. You are cheating, you are definitely cheating!
Damn Song Shuhang, what's going on!
I don’t want to fall in love with Zhou Li, absolutely not! Who will save me!
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At this moment, a figure in the distance quickly flew toward Doudou, the young monk, and Zhou Li's group.
"Eh? Doudou, you have been caught." The figure stopped with his sword in hand and said with a smile.
It was Venerable White who arrived.
Venerable Bai obviously knew ‘Zhou Li’, so he stopped and joked.
Doudou raised his head and glanced at Venerable Bai - as expected, he and the young monk were so unlucky along the way. It was because Venerable Bai was chasing after me.
But it doesn't matter who comes, as long as he can save it.
"Senior Bai!" Doudou shouted, "Save me!"
Venerable Bai smiled and said, "Save you? I'm here to take you back."
"It's okay to take me back, no matter what, I'll do whatever you want!" Doudou shouted loudly.
Venerable White raised his eyebrows: "What happened?"
Zhou Li spewed out large amounts of smoke from his nostrils and mouth. He opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word.
"Doudou? What trouble did you get into again?" Venerable Bai looked at Doudou and asked.
Doudou also opened his mouth - but he didn't know where to start.
"Senior, why don't you let me do the talking?" At this time, the girl who had been staying next to Zhou Li raised her hand and said.
Then, she happily began to tell Venerable White the starting point, process and result of the matter.
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"Doudou, when you go home tonight, write a thousand-word confession of your mistake for me. I will personally hand it over to fellow Taoist Zhou Li." Venerable Bai said calmly.
Doudou sighed - let him write 10,000 words with his dog's paws? Are you kidding me? How do you write with a dog's paw?
It just wanted to resist, but when it saw the peaceful look on Venerable Bai's face, it didn't know why. I can no longer resist.
"Also...little friend Zhou Li, please show me your phone." Venerable Bai stretched out his hand and said.
Zhou Li quickly put out his pipe, and then carefully handed his cell phone to Venerable Bai.
During the whole process, he did not dare to look at Venerable White - his leader, True Lord Huangshan, had set an example and proved Venerable White's charm to everyone with his body and actions.
Venerable Bai opened Zhou Li's phone and took a look. Then asked: "Which sect does your partner belong to?"
"It's Mr. Yuqin Ouyang Yuan, a disciple of Baiyun Academy." Zhou Li said the name stiffly.
"Baiyun Academy, I have an impression. Wait a moment." Venerable Bai opened his phone and searched in the address book.
After a while, he dialed a phone number - Venerable White had started to contact some of his old Taoist friends since he decided to hold a 'walking tractor competition' that day.
One of my friends happened to be from Baiyun Academy.
After the call was connected, Venerable White asked aloud: "Hello, Lord Eternal Fire?"
"Hey, it's Senior Bai. Do you have anything to do with me?" A gentle and polite voice came from the other side.
"Mr. Eternal Fire, is there a female cultivator named Mr. Yuqin Ouyang Yuan in your Baiyun Academy?"
"Oh, you said it was Teacher Ouyang Yuan. Do you have anything to do with her?" Zhenjun Henghuo asked.
Venerable Bai said: "I would like to ask, what is fellow Taoist Ouyang Yuan doing now?"
Although True Lord Eternal Fire was curious about why Senior Bai asked Ouyang Yuan, he still replied: "Teacher Ouyang Yuan is teaching piano to the disciples right now, so it is not convenient to talk on the phone for the time being. If Senior has anything to ask her about, I will let you know on your behalf." ?”
"No, it's okay. That's it, hang up!" Venerable White said neatly.
"Okay." Although True Lord Henghuo was a little confused, he still answered calmly and unhurriedly - the truly cultivated practitioners of Confucianism all have this kind of virtue, and they will not be shocked if the sky falls. But sometimes, their personalities can make people anxious!
After Venerable Bai hung up the phone, he said to Zhou Li: "Your partner is teaching piano to students... If you believe me, contact her again in a few hours and try again."
Zhou Li nodded stiffly, with a bitter smile still on his face - he was still very worried. If Doudou was the one who talked sweetly to him, and Fairy Ouyang Yuan didn't know anything about it, he would arrive when he arrived. What can I do if I contact the other party in time?
Venerable Bai looked at Zhou Li, and seeing the miserable look on his face, he knew roughly what he was thinking and worrying about at this time.
"Well, let me give you a guarantee. Even if there is a relationship problem between you and that female cultivator Ouyang Yuan - how about I help you find matchmaking again after a while? I am very experienced in matchmaking. ." Venerable Bai said with a smile.
After all, True Lord Huangshan has helped Venerable Bai and Song Shuhang a lot from the time he came out of seclusion to now. Therefore, such a small matter as setting up a matchmaker for Zhou Li is a piece of cake.
Moreover, Venerable Bai is indeed experienced in maintaining matchmaking. Although...when he used to pull strings for others, accidents often happened. For example, due to the efforts of Venerable Bai, the two parties involved in the match-making process started to fall in love with each other at the same time...
After receiving Venerable Bai's assurance, Zhou Li's expression suddenly became much better.
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After settling the matter, Venerable White turned his head and said to Doudou and the young monk who were tied up in a ball: "Then Doudou, Guoguo, we are going home."
Then, he took out two disposable flying swords from his arms and performed a sword technique. The two disposable flying swords stopped steadily in the void.
Then, Venerable Bai reached out and grabbed Doudou and the young monk out of thin air, and the 'Hidden Sky Hook' chains on their bodies were automatically untied.
"You two choose flying swords and stand up, I will take you home." Venerable White smiled gently.
The unsuspecting little monk Guoguo smiled cutely, and then climbed onto one of the flying swords!
Doudou saw the disposable flying sword taken out by Venerable Bai at a glance - she was very impressed by this flying sword. Isn't this a disposable flying sword that Venerable White used to send some things for 'space tourism'?
Venerable White, what are you doing? Are you going to throw it directly into space?
"Senior Bai, I can fly back by myself. Don't worry, I won't escape this time!" Doudou said quickly.
"Shh, don't talk too much." Venerable Bai raised his index finger.
Then, he stretched out his hand to grab Doudou and threw it onto another flying sword: "Hold it tight."
Before Doudou could resist, Venerable Bai made a sword gesture: "Let's go!"
'Whizzing! ’ twice.
The two handles flew forward one at a time, one behind the other. That speed is so fast.
In the blink of an eye, all you can see are two small black dots one behind the other.
"Ahhhhhhh..." This is the little monk's version of screaming, crisp and sweet.
"Woof woof woof woof..." This is Doudou's version of screaming. Originally, at this speed, it was still within Doudou's tolerance. But Doudou always felt that he was about to be sent into the universe in one breath... He couldn't help but let out a scream.
How about at least letting me bring an oxygen tank?
As for jumping off the flying sword? Don't be kidding, when you board Venerable White's disposable flying sword, there is no option to get off halfway - refer to the big snake monster that was sent into the universe after offending Venerable White.
"Goodbye, fellow Taoist Zhou Li. I'll contact you in a few days." Venerable Bai waved towards Zhou Li, wielded the 'Meteor Sword', transformed into sword light, and followed Doudou and the young monk in an instant.
Zhou Li was stunned.
The monster-hunting girl next to him blinked--I always felt that the senior just now was so handsome!
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On the plane, Song Shuhang vaguely dreamed of the prosperous island in the sky and the magnificent city in the sky! (To be continued.)