Chapter 132 My Surname Is Song, This Is Me...

Song Shuhang looked at the hard-cover notebook with some doubts. This thing is not a clever tip. Can it really come in handy?

"I found this paragraph: As a professional monster breeder, I would like to introduce to you some personal experiences and some experiences passed down by word of mouth from senior monster breeders. Now suppose that when you encounter a large What should you do if there are feline or canine carnivorous monsters?" the disciple said excitedly with a childish look on his face.

Brother Zhenghong, you are great, this is what we want!

Keep looking down.

"At this time, you must not panic and stay calm. First of all, pay attention to the gaze of the large carnivorous monster - is it staring down at you and not leaving its gaze for a moment? If so, then you should pay attention. I I can tell you with certainty that this proves that you have been included in the eating menu!”

The disciples of Xiannong Sect immediately raised their heads and looked at the big dog demon from Beijing. Sure enough, as recorded in the senior brother's notes, the big dog demon was staring at everyone with a "dog's eye", approaching step by step.

This is obviously a rhythm that brings everyone into the menu.

"Continue quickly, does Brother Zhenghong have any records of how to deal with large dog demons?" Others shouted.

The childish disciple continued to read: "At this time, junior brother, don't panic, stay calm. Remember not to lower your head or bend over to expose your vitals. Doing so will make the monsters think you are just food that they can eat; Also remember not to turn around and run for your life, because no matter how fast you run, junior brother, you will not be able to run as fast as the monsters. Instead, it will arouse the monsters' hunting instinct. Especially feline monsters, they like to play with their fleeing prey, even if they are in the stomach. Even if it’s not hungry, it also likes to play with its prey until it dies.”

"At this time, you should stand up as straight as possible, with serious eyes and a face full of anger. Then you open your hands towards the monster and make a yelling sound. For example, 'Fuck the mud horse, the horse is so cunt' Come and eat me, ‘If you don’t eat it, you’ll be a dog!’ and other sounds, showing off your momentum!”

When the childish disciple read this, a disciple from the Xiannong Sect stood up immediately.

He opened his hands to block the Pekingese's face, his eyes were full of seriousness, and he yelled in an angry voice: "Fuck the mud horse, the horse has the guts to eat me!"

"If you don't eat it, you're a dog!"

Roar loudly and with momentum like a rainbow!

"..." Song Shuhang was very doubtful, is this really useful? Will it offend the Pekingese demon dog?

He remembered that the seniors in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group once mentioned when chatting,

High-level monsters have intelligence that is not weaker than that of humans and can speak human language.

However... this method of making people speechless actually works!

The big Jingba demon dog in the sky really stopped, squatting in the void, sticking out its tongue and looking at this disciple of the Xiannong Sect.

"It works, it really works. Scroll down and take a look. What should we do next? How can we drive away this dog demon?" The disciple with a serious look and an angry face said, seeing this, his confidence doubled.

The childish disciple nodded and turned to the next page with anticipation.

I saw a sentence on the next page.

"This way, you can die with more dignity..."

"..."

What a joke!

The childish disciple immediately closed the notebook.

Senior brother Zhenghong, I fucked my pussy so hard! How could you deceive me, my junior brother, like this?

"Tell me the next step, I've already shocked this big demon dog! Tell me what I'm going to do next? Otherwise, it won't last long!" The disciple who stepped forward said excitedly.

what to do? what to do?

The eyes of the disciple who had no childish look on his face were wet and he really wanted to cry.

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The big Jingba dog demon squatted in the void, looking at the disciples of Xiannong Sect and yelling, with a joking smile in its eyes. Yes, Song Shuhang can guarantee that he saw it correctly. The expression in Da Jingba's eyes was extremely vivid.

After seeing its expression like this, Song Shuhang felt relieved. At least this big Pekingese dog has no ill intentions towards him and others.

After laughing, it stood up and shook the hair on its body, then stepped into the void and left. Before leaving, it gave Song Shuhang a meaningful look.

After the big demon dog left, all the disciples of the Xiannong Sect heaved a sigh of relief. The disciple who had stood up and yelled at the 'Big Jingba Demon Dog' sat down on the ground, unable to get up again.

"The method recorded by Senior Brother Zhenghong is really effective. The big demon dog really left!" This disciple didn't know that he had almost walked around the gate of hell. He also praised the method of cheating that Senior Brother Zhenghong recorded: "Next You no longer have to be afraid when you encounter large monsters like cats and dogs for the first time!”

The childish disciple secretly clutched the notebook. He was thinking about whether to show the last sentence in the notebook to this senior brother? Otherwise, what if the senior brother encounters a large monster beast again in the future, no matter what, he stands up and scolds the monster beast, and then gets eaten?

After resting on the spot for a long time, the disciples of Xiannong Sect recovered from their injuries.

The disciples of the Xiannong Sect gathered in a circle, waiting for the "Senior Brother Zhengneng" they called their backbone to arrive.

Song Shuhang sat alone on the other side, leaning against a tree.

Next... we must first find a way to return to Jiangnan University Town. He was left in the middle of nowhere and had to find a road nearby.

In addition, it would be best to make a phone call to contact Su Clan's Sixteenth and report that he is safe.

There is also... the matter of Xiannong Sect.

Song Shuhang looked at the disciples of the Xiannong Sect who were gathered together. I owed them both a favor.

If they hadn't attacked Demon Lord Anzhi, Song Shuhang wouldn't have even had a chance to escape.

After that, the senior brother Zhengyan fed himself another healing elixir.

Thinking of this, he rubbed his sun **.

There is still an unresolved grudge between the Xiannong Sect and Su Clan's Ah Qi. Although there are many doubts about this grudge, the people of the Xiannong Sect seem to believe that the culprit is Ah Qi.

While he was thinking about it, the childish disciple of the Xiannong Sect came to Song Shuhang and tried his best to put on a fierce look: "Are you a descendant of the Su family?"

His question immediately attracted the attention of many companions, who were also wondering about Song Shuhang's identity.

"I'm not...you should have heard the uncle's cry before, right? I'm just an innocent victim accidentally caught by the Demon Lord Anzhi." Song Shuhang replied seriously.

"Do you have any evidence?" asked the childish disciple.

"Evidence?" Song Shuhang didn't expect that one day, he would have to prove to others that he was himself.

After thinking for a while, he took out his wallet: "If you must... Is this okay?"

He took his ID card out of his wallet.

Name: Song Shuhang. Sex: Male.

Then comes the date, month and day of birth.

‘Senior Brother Zhengyan’, a third-grade monk from the Xiannong Sect, came over lightly, took Song Shuhang’s ID card and looked at it.

"Well, his surname is Song. He is indeed not a descendant of the Su family." Senior Brother Zhengyan said seriously, and then returned the ID card to Song Shuhang.

The disciples of Xiannong Sect lowered their heads in relief and disappointment.

"Perhaps he takes his mother's surname?" The childish disciple didn't seem to want to let Song Shuhang go. He said reluctantly, "Maybe his father's surname is Su!"

Song Shuhang was helpless: "Let me tell you, don't change other people's ancestors casually, okay?"

"I'm sorry, because the mission went wrong, these junior brothers of mine are a little impatient." Senior Brother Zhengyan scolded the childish disciple and asked him to go back to his companions.

Then, Senior Brother Zhengyan himself sat next to Song Shuhang.

"Six days ago, Su Clan's Ah Qi and a strange monk came to our Yue Dao Sect as guests." He began to talk to himself...