Chapter 144 Big Dog: Lend Me Your Chat Account...

Song Shuhang bravely entered the dormitory and locked the dormitory door.

There may be only one Pekingese of this size in the world - needless to say, the one in front of me is the Pekingese who chased Anzhi Demon Lord all over the world yesterday, and finally gave Anzhi Demon Lord a bite. Big demon dog.

Facts have proven that the smaller a puppy is, the cuter it is. Newborn puppies, even those of various mixed breeds, are plump and cute.

However, as soon as puppies grow up, most of them become completely uncute - even cute puppy breeds like Pekingese have nothing to do with cuteness when they grow to more than five meters long. .

The Pekingese demon dog squatted on the ground, sticking out its tongue and panting like an ordinary puppy. In fact, a demon dog of its level is not afraid of heat at all. Why is it sticking out its tongue?

For a moment, Song Shuhang remembered the Xiannong sect who roared at the large carnivorous demon dog: Fuck the mud horse, the horse has the guts to eat me! ’ That method.

Well, he's not teasing you, so it's better not to do this.

"Hello." Song Shuhang bravely waved to the big Pekingese demon dog.

"Huhuhu." Da Jingba tilted his head, posing in a way that might look cute if he were shrunk more than ten times.

"Can you understand me? I know that high-level monsters are intelligent." Song Shuhang was temporarily relieved when he saw that the big monster dog had no intention of attacking him.

The big Pekingese demon dog changed its angle and continued to tilt its head in a cute manner.

"Can't you understand Mandarin?" Song Shuhang asked doubtfully.

This big demon dog is definitely intelligent, and it is no worse than humans. This can be seen from the 'joking' look in its eyes when facing the members of the Xiannong Sect.

However, demon dogs are not human after all, and there is no nine-year compulsory education. Maybe it speaks with a sweet accent or some weird local accent? So you can’t understand Mandarin?

Therefore, at that time, the disciple of the Xiannong Sect tried to die in front of the big demon dog, shouting, "Fuck the mud horse, the horse is here to eat me!" ’, it didn’t understand at all? So, did you spare those two Xiannong Sect disciples?

The more Song Shuhang thought about it, the more he realized it was possible.

So, it should be based on human expressions and tone of voice to determine the meaning of words?

Thinking of this,

Song Shuhang's heart moved, and he thought of a joke he had seen not long ago.

So, he smiled and said in a gentle tone: "Hello, is your mother a big monkey?"

After hearing this, the big demon dog stopped acting cute, straightened its head and retracted its tongue. There was a playful expression in its eyes again.

Then, it replied in a smooth Beijing dialect: "Your mother is a gorilla! Woof!"

"..." Song Shuhang was speechless.

This Pekingese demon dog is full of evil taste!

After the big Jingba demon dog finished speaking, he stuck out his tongue and gasped, and blinked when he looked at Song Shuhang's speechless expression.

Song Shuhang sighed, took off his shoes and walked to the dormitory bedroom - at the same time, he felt more at ease. This big demon dog would still joke with him, at least it wouldn't open its mouth and eat him, right?

He came to the bedroom, and the Pekingese demon dog also entered.

"You have something to do with me?" Song Shuhang thought for a long time and didn't know what to call this big demon dog.

"Well, let me ask a few questions." The big demon dog from Beijing spoke again: "Have you had any contact with the 'Medicine Master' recently?"

Song Shuhang immediately became alert and thought about how to answer.

"No need to deny it. In fact, I smelled the scent of 'pharmacist' on you a few days ago. Well, yesterday I also smelled the scent of Su Clan's little girl on you, and later that guy Su Clan's Ah Qi. "The Great Demon Dog from Beijing knew all the treasures and told all the names of the monks who had been in contact with Song Shuhang recently.

When Song Shuhang heard this, an idea flashed in his mind.

"Are you the precious demon dog of True Lord Huangshan that ran away from home?" He still remembered that when he first joined the group, the members of the group were saying that True Lord Huangshan was very busy those days and that his precious demon dog left home again. lost.

At that time, Song Shuhang thought that the seniors in the group were all a bunch of chuunibyou, and thought that the pet dog of Huangshan True Monarch's family was lost.

Hmm... Now it seems that they are really pet dogs. Jingba is a pet dog breed, but the one from Huangshan Zhenjun's family is a bit bigger.

"Woof." The Pekingese demon dog tilted its head, with an annoyed look on its face - don't ask Song Shuhang why he could see an angry expression on a dog's face, he could see it magically anyway.

"True Lord Huangshan didn't take you back last time?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion. Recently, True Lord Huangshan has been showing up online, and he thought the big demon dog had been found.

"Woof." The Pekingese demon dog changed its head and continued to snort angrily.

Song Shuhang secretly sighed - well, having such a pet dog, it is quite hard for True Lord Huangshan.

"So, do you have anything to do with me?" Song Shuhang asked.

"I wanted to find the pharmacist and ask him for some elixirs as snacks." The Pekingese demon dog continued to act cute: "So I followed you yesterday to find the pharmacist. I followed you all the way to the hospital. And then, God damn it, I don't know Some bastard put a poison gas bomb. I didn’t notice it for a moment and got hit. It was so disgusting that I couldn’t eat anything for the whole day. Woof!”

"..." Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. Could it be that he had put the 'stinking pill'?

"So, I want to ask you, where is the pharmacist now?" the big demon dog of Beijing asked.

"Senior Pharmacist seems to have something to do temporarily and went to help a few friends with their illnesses. Several of his friends encountered some problems while adventuring and seem to have lost their memory. Therefore, Senior Pharmacist will not be back for a few days. If you don't If you are in a hurry, you can come back to him a few days later." Song Shuhang replied.

The big demon dog of Jingba thought for a moment: "Okay, then we'll find him a few days later. Finally, are you a new member of the Jiuzhou Group No. 1? You have contact with the pharmacist, and you have contact with Su Clan's Aqina I have contact with the guy. But I haven’t seen you in the group before.”

Song Shuhang nodded: "Well, I am indeed a new member of the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group."

"That's good. Can you lend me your account and let me chat for a few words? Woof!" The Pekingese demon dog suddenly became excited and its tail was wagging rapidly.

"Chat?" Song Shuhang looked at his small computer, and then at the giant Jingba, which was more than five meters long. With just a touch of its claws, his computer would be shattered and then sent to the recycling bin. Bar?

"I can shrink it!" As soon as he saw Song Shuhang's gaze, the Pekingese Demon Dog immediately understood. Its figure swayed slightly, and in the white light, it soon became the size of an ordinary Pekingese.

It looks really cute at this size, right? !

"How's it going? I'll look handsome now. Come on, come on, open the computer and log in to the account." The Pekingese demon dog jumped happily.

"Okay." Song Shuhang turned on the computer, but did not log in to the desktop chat software account. Instead, he found another independent chat software backup in a subfolder of the disk and used it to log in.

Since the incident with the altar leader, he has been more careful about his status as a 'monk', and has also put in various protections on his computer. I don’t dare to leave records of account logins on my computer. I use Internet cafe mode. Every time I log out, the chat account records are automatically deleted.

After entering his account and password to log into the software, he turned around and handed over the computer to the big demon dog - but he still kept an eye on it. After all, whether Jingba is the one from True Monarch Huangshan's family is just a guess.

The Pekingese demon dog happily climbed onto the computer desk - it seemed that after becoming smaller, it even lost weight. Otherwise this computer desk would have collapsed long ago.

Then, it expertly used a crawler to open the chat window of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.

Then, the Wubi input method was called up!

Let me go, it actually uses the Wubi input method? I use pinyin for everything! Song Shuhang thought to himself.

While he was thinking, the Pekingese demon dog had already typed a string of words on the keyboard, typing very fast.

Jiuzhou No.1 Group.

Shushan was under great pressure: "x-on:True Lord Huangshan, Huangshan, you stupid idiot! Come out, come out if you have the guts!"

Song Shuhang broke out in cold sweat all of a sudden and couldn't stop it.

"?" Beihe Loose Cultivator was the first to reply. He asked in confusion: "Little friend Shuhang?"

True Lord Huangshan: "..."

Shushan was under a lot of pressure: "Wow, haha, I escaped again, how about it! Huangshan Dashu - Damn! Come and bite me!"

Song Shuhang silently watched the Beijing Demon Dog typing rapidly on the keyboard - if Senior Medicine Master saw this scene, he would definitely faint in the toilet from crying!

Beihe Loose Cultivator: "..."

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "..."

Pharmacist: "..."

Then comes a row of seniors, ellipses keeping the formation.

Needless to say, they have already guessed the reason - the precious demon dog of True Monarch Huangshan's family ran away from home again. And for some unknown reason, he also went to little friend Song Shuhang and used his account to chat online.

"Little Doudou, stop making trouble." True Lord Huangshan replied.

"Tch, I'm just making trouble, what can you do to me? If nothing else, come and bite me, come and bite me!" Jingba happily typed hard on the keyboard.

I just finished saying this.

[System prompt: (＊＊＊＊＊＊) Shushan is under great pressure and has been banned by the group leader, True Lord Huangshan. ]

Banned.

In the past few days, True Lord Huangshan has used the Great Silence Technique more times than last month. Just thinking about it makes me feel tired for him.

"Fuck, the Huangshan fool, you dare to stop me from speaking! Woof woof woof!" the Pekingese demon dog said angrily.

If I were True Lord Huangshan, I would definitely forbid you from speaking. No, I would definitely consider whether to have dog meat hot pot for dinner. Song Shuhang thought to himself.

——No, wait, this account is mine!

At this time, in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, True Lord Huangshan spoke: "Little friend Shuhang, I will trouble you to take care of Xiaodoudou for a while. When I finish my work here, I will rush to your place in two months at most. Take it back. Until then...don't let Xiaodoudou escape!"

Song Shuhang looked at the Pekingese demon dog, and then at his thin arms and legs. Watch ‘Little Doudou’? He felt that there was absolutely no hope for this task.

The big demon dog of Peking University turned around and looked at Song Shuhang: "Wow, wow, Huangshan Dashan, how can this rookie watch me?"

Song Shuhang suddenly felt the veins on his forehead swelling with blood!