1718th: Finally Born
Jiang Pengji had an attitude of "what's the matter with my mother if the emperor of Xichang is dead or not", Wei Ci was a little more "caring".
He said sincerely, "Ci really hopes that the Di Ji will have a safe and smooth delivery, and the mother and daughter will be safe."
"Why?"
"If it's a son, it will be a hidden danger when he grows up in the future. If he knows how to be grateful, it's okay. If he is an ungrateful white-eyed wolf, who knows if he will secretly hate the lord? implicate the reputation of the lord."
To sum up, it is best to give birth to a daughter, who cuts off the thoughts of the old minister An Mao, and at the same time eliminates hidden dangers, and then leaves the lord completely behind.
Jiang Pengji smiled and pressed the melon seeds that had been peeled by hand to his mouth, Wei Ci was stunned for a moment, and was a little too late to open her lips to eat the melon seeds. But my lord is too much, deliberately touched his lips with his fingertips, and the movement of slowly rubbing his lips looked extremely ambiguous.
"Zixiao always plans for me, I don't know how to reward you."
"My lord!"
Wei Ci's restraint was a bit weak, not only could not make Jiang Pengji restrain, but instead aroused people's urge to push forward.
So, a certain person leaned forward according to his heart, and left like a touch of water.
"How about rewarding 'Lord's Fragrant Kiss'?"
belch--
What is this sound?
This is the burp sound of five million salted fish being maliciously stuffed with dog food by the anchor.
[Shi Nan Xiaozha]: The anchor is really shameless! This is not a reward for my male god, it is clearly taking advantage of him.
[Ice Dew Mineral Water]: This kiss is an exciting boat show!
Jiang Pengji is a very possessive cheapskate. Although she often molests Wei Ci in the live broadcast, most of the time she just verbally takes advantage of it, and she rarely uses her hands and feet to move her mouth. It's rare to see such a scene, how can the salted fish not be excited?
[Brother's pectoral muscles]: I unilaterally declare that Pengci is completely locked up for CP!
[Smuggling to Africa]: The anchor is still as bad-hearted as ever, knowing that Ou Huang is still suffering, she is still generous and loving, it is simply a critical blow. I don't know how the Ouhuang son will react when he comes back and sees the overwhelming screen recording of the anchor.
[Aunt eating in the cafeteria]: What else can I do? I'm worried.
Previously, the 81st-tier female stars tore up their sons and brothers on Weibo, and the public opinion of crusading against scumbags was overwhelming.
Even so, the son and brother still lived a life of driving a luxury car, living in a luxury house, and spending money like sleeping with actresses. He was very happy and was not affected by the outside world at all. Or in other words, in the eyes of people of his class, the little noises of Internet assholes are not as good as splashes.
The ass waved the keyboard and was filled with righteous indignation on the Internet. Isn't it ridiculous to stand out for a prostitute who can't even be called Xiaoliu?
hehe--
What now?
A man who said something like [giving birth is like pulling a pile of shit] is now howling and giving birth under the watchful eyes of five million salted fish from two planes. He really looks like a slaughtered white pig now.
Oh, he's probably not even as good as a white pig waiting to be slaughtered.
When people slaughtered pigs, at least they would make the pigs whine before dying, and Ouhuang's mouth was blocked by the midwife.
No matter how painful it was, he could only groan, swallowing all the sounds into his stomach.
Many women who watched the live broadcast said that today's live broadcast content is extremely comfortable.
Especially those women who have experience in childbirth, they can't wait to grab their husbands and press them in front of the screen for him to see.
From pregnancy to childbirth and breastfeeding, people around them have more or less said similar things, especially the closest pillow people.
Speaking unintentionally, the listener intends.
Maternal women are emotionally fragile, and outsiders cannot understand the impact of these gossips on them.
Some women even suffer from postpartum depression because of this, but the closest husband is still making sarcastic remarks——
[Isn't it just to give birth to a child, the whole family treats you like an ancestor, why are you still so hypocritical. Postpartum depression? Depressed at every turn.
What's wrong with depression, isn't it just a bad mood, and it can kill people-my mother's living conditions were so poor in those days, she didn't have depression at all, you eat well, dress well and live well now, just give birth to me a son Just hypocritical and depressed? 】
It turns out that postpartum depression can literally kill.
If men who say such sarcastic remarks in the world can get a ticket for a half-day tour of ancient production experience like Gobi Ouhuang, let them experience for themselves what it feels like to "pull a pile of shit", I guess they will all shut up up.
The pain is not on them, they are heartless one by one.
If the pain really hits them, they will naturally learn to "respect women".
Oh, to put it mildly--
Since these men's mothers gave birth to them so easily, let their mothers give birth to them.
What do you do to spoil someone else's daughter?
If you can't do full respect, then learn how to shut up!
Looking at the live broadcast room, the Ouhuang who was struggling and howling like a pig, who had no dignity being carried by midwives and servants to give birth to a child, many salted fish felt a sense of exhilaration, and after being happy, they faintly felt a little bit sad And grief and anger, mixed flavors.
[Free drink]: Huh? Have you noticed that Ouhuang's body looks familiar...
As for who he looks like, Xianyu can't name the specific object.
The current appearance of Xichang Diji has changed a lot from before, and Ou Huang's whole face is distorted due to the pain, the veins on his forehead are bulging due to the force, and half of his face is red and congested... This is what he looks like Don't say that these salted fish who have only seen Di Ji a few times may not even recognize Di Ji's mother. This question is like a drop of water thrown into the vast ocean, and after one or two ripples, it dissipates.
The salted fish were still laughing and joking, Jiang Pengji tried her best to spread dog food, but poor Ou Huang was still suffering the unbearable pain of life.
I don't know if it's because the fetus is too big, the mother's body is young, or other reasons, but this birth was extremely difficult.
Before Ou Huang came over, Di Ji had already endured for seven or eight hours, and she died half of her life.
After he crossed over to relay the delivery, he suffered for more than five hours.
"Hurry up, hurry up - lady, I saw the child's head!!!"
Hearing this, Ou Huang, who was in a daze from the pain, seemed to have been injected with a tonic. He grabbed what he could hold with both hands, and pushed down hard. He felt something slowly slipping out from the place where the pain became numb. Every inch the thing moved, he was hit by bursts of intense pain after bursts of pain, like a hurricane on the sea beating a small boat, making people feel uncomfortable. Pain to despair.
The midwife hurriedly said, "My lady, use your strength, don't waste your strength, or the little man will be suffocated."
Ou Huang was crying and straining.
mmp!
When labor and management give birth to this little boy, they have to follow Liu Daer's example of throwing Adou and throw him down!
After an unknown amount of time, he felt his body loosen, and something slipped out.
Ou Huang was thinking in a daze——
it is finally over!
The frightened sound faintly coming from his ear failed to attract his attention.
"Quick—where's the kid?"
Labor and management have been suffering for so long, and what about the fat boy who was born so big?
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