1717: The Unbearable Pain of Life

[One House]: How easy it is for a woman to have a baby, it's as simple as pulling a thick pile of shit, Ouhuang, are you right?

[Xiao Zhu'er]: Darling Ouhuang, babies born naturally are smarter, so just bear with it, can an old man be more afraid of pain than your wife and mother? Give birth to a child and scream like a pig, if you howl now, you will lose your strength later.

[Have a cup of Ice Kuo Le]: Hahaha, Ouhuang is indeed a fountain of happiness. I was so desperate that I wanted to close the live broadcast room just now, but I didn't expect... Hahaha, I didn't expect this guy to become a pregnant woman, oops Mom, I know it's wrong to gloat, but allow me to be happy before I confess myself. Did Ou Huang feel that this piece of shit was so thick that it couldn't be thick?

Ou Huang's "No. 1 playboy in Beijing" has a famous internet saying [Give birth to a child is like shit, and women who say it hurts are hypocritical. Where did my mother's generation have so many broken things, and she still quarreled? I gave birth... If she doesn't give birth to a son for me, she will get out].

This remark not only angered all the female netizens, but even a group of male netizens felt ashamed for having such a Sabi among men.

Saying this means standing up and talking without pain in the back, if you have the ability to experience it, beep beep!

As a result... emmm... Ouhuang won the bid.

He was lucky to stand out from hundreds of millions of other living beings and become the new European Emperor, and he was qualified to experience the birth of pregnant women in ancient times.

When he first crossed over, he felt a little dizzy in his head, and his whole body seemed to be drained of strength, and a severe pain that was unbearable for life spread from below to his whole body. As he regained consciousness, the pain he felt deepened, and finally he couldn't help it anymore, trying to grasp the source of his pain with his hands. Grabbing... His palm touched the round and tight belly...

Round and tight belly?

Realizing this, Ou Huang suddenly trembled all over his body, and his consciousness was completely frightened and sober.

He found that this body was sitting on the bed in a half-sitting position, with two white, slender and shapely legs spread wide to both sides.

Ou Huang looked down and found that his round belly blocked his sight.

I have never eaten pork but I have seen pigs running. This posture is clearly a production stalk that is often seen in costume TV dramas!

Ou Huang's first reaction was to beat his stomach with his hands.

What kind of time travel, trampling on a horse, who wants to have a baby...

It's just that this body's physical condition is not very good, his actions did not have any impact on the child, but instead caused a more intense contraction, which made him howl like hell. At this time, the middle-aged woman who looked like a midwife hurriedly said, "My lady, don't waste your energy now, your baby is too big, and the time of delivery is wrong... You can give birth safely according to what my family said!"

Before Ouhuang had time to refute, the midwife ordered someone to stuff his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue later, and at the same time ordered two strong servants to lift her up into a half-squat while explaining, "Slaves There are not one thousand but eight hundred for giving birth. Many peasant women will squat like this in order to give birth smoothly. Go all out to give birth to the child, you follow what the servant said..."

As a result, Ou Huang was forced to go to Liangshan by a room full of servants, maids and midwives... No, he was forced to have a child.

But, where is the child so easy to live?

Before Ou Huang came over, the pregnant woman had exhausted most of her strength, she lost consciousness in pain, and she was about to die twice.

Ouhuang's arrival injected new vitality into this body, which was enough for Ouhuang to support the fetus until delivery.

This body will probably be very grateful to Ou Huang for his dedication, but Ou Huang himself...

He cursed wildly in his heart, but his body was restrained by the servant who mistook it for pain and restlessness.

It was the first time for Ou Huang to see how terrifying the strength of a woman who has been doing rough work all year round. Two people supported him, one on the left and one on the right. No matter how hard he struggled, he remained motionless. This process made his life worse than death.

Seeing that Ou Huang was a little negative, the midwife immediately encouraged him with words.

If you give birth early, you will suffer less, if you don't give birth, the result will definitely be one dead body and two lives!

Ou Huang was weeping, cursing and shouting crazily, the roots of his teeth almost crushed the things stuffed into his mouth.

He thought that he could end the pain with his own strength, but he never expected how long the labor process would be. This feeling of chopping flesh with a knife was always with him. Because he is Ou Huang, the system has a protection mechanism for Ou Huang, so it is a luxury for him to faint from the pain.

[Yu Ying]: I know that childbirth is very painful for pregnant women, and such a serious scene should be rewarded with blessings, but I really can't help it. When I thought that the soul of this body was that Dogecoin scumbag, I couldn’t help laughing while watching the live broadcast while hiding under the covers, and I laughed very happily.

[Old man sighs]: Pfft, this pile of shit is too thick, won't Ouhuang leave a lifetime of psychological shadows, right?

[It's getting colder]: What is it to leave a psychological shadow? It's best not to lift it up for the rest of your life, and don't come out to harm innocent girls.

After all, the Emperor of Europe was a fountain that brought them joy. The salted fish laughed at it, but they didn't say too much.

However, Ouhuang was an instant hit.

The live broadcast room is the only program that is followed by ordinary people all over the world, and Ouhuang is equivalent to making a name for himself on this global platform. When anyone mentioned him in the future, when they saw him, their first impression would be—oh, it turned out to be that scumbag who gave birth live.

The salted fish were as happy as Chinese New Year. For a while, related hot searches once again achieved full-screen dominance, and the server crashed immediately.

After experiencing countless battles, large and small, the programmer who thought he had experienced many battles turned black.

Jiang Pengji asked someone to bring her a plate of melon seeds. Whenever Ouhuang squinted in pain, whimpered in pain and twisted his entire face, she would bite open a melon seed. Therefore, as soon as Wei Ci came in, he heard his lord cracking melon seeds, and the corners of his lips curled up in joy.

Wei Ci asked, "Is there a happy event, my lord?"

Jiang Pengji laughed, "I just heard that Empress Xichang is finally going to give birth."

Wei Ci's expression was surprised, as if he hadn't expected that the Empress of Xichang was not born yet, counting the time, it's been more than half a month, right?

"It's not the right time!"

Xichang Emperor Ji is An Jing's concubine, and the child in her womb is his posthumous son.

My lord wants to use this pair of mother and son to show his benevolence and righteousness. No matter whether it is the Empress of Xichang or the child, neither of them can have trouble.

It was born so late, there is probably something wrong with it.

Jiang Pengji said, "Who knows, anyway, I've done my best."

According to her deduction, 99% of the children in the womb of Emperor Ji of Xichang are not An Jing's species, and it is normal that the timing is not right.

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