Chapter 472: Funny (Part 2)

After listening to Hong Dali's question, Lin Chuyin replied without thinking: "Well, Lucifer said that there was a small problem in one part of my command, and it has been corrected."

"Lucifer? This name is so powerful!" Hong Dali's eyes widened: "I always feel a little familiar... Eh? Isn't he the legendary angel of doom with the power of curse? Is he talking to you? Hurry up, I want to see it too!"

At this time, Lucifer asked in the text: "Hatsune, is Hong Dali talking to you?"

Lin Chuyin replied directly: "Well, Dali said that he wanted to see you."

Lucifer was very helpless: "Well, it seems that I said that I asked you to keep it a secret..."

At this time, Hong Dali was sitting beside Hatsune and typed on the text: "Handsome guy, it's Lucifer? Oh, oh, idol! I've heard of you! It is said that whoever you curse will have bad luck! This ability is terrible, then Have you cursed anyone recently?"

Lucifer looked at the screen and sat with Lin Chuyin, but Lin Chuyin didn't feel disgusted at all, expressing that he was jealous, so he clicked on the keyboard: "How can you sit so close to my family, Chuyin!"

Hong Dali asked curiously: "Eh? We are always like this! Is there something wrong?" He said to Hatsune, "Hatsune, can I give you a kiss?"

"Well, what is a kiss?" Lin Chuyin asked.

Hong Dali leaned close to her face and "slapped" and said, "That's it." This guy was so quick...

"Well, that's it..." The little girl didn't respond at all...

But Lin Chuyin didn't respond, but Lucifer reacted strongly: "Bastard! How dare you kiss my Chuyin! I didn't even get to kiss!"

Hong Dali on the monitoring screen scratched his hair and typed: "Ah, yes, I remembered, you seem to like Hatsune, right?"

You, a scumbag with an IQ of less than 100, only know now? !

Lucifer was furious: "Hong Dali! I want to declare war on you! I want to fight you! I want to use the power of the curse to let you know what terror is!"

Hong Dali looked at the surveillance camera, and then turned around: "Why should I accept your challenge?"

Lucifer: "..."

Lucifer jumped angrily: "You stole my Hatsune!"

Hong Dali: "Oh, this is not considered robbery, does Hatsune like you?"

Lucifer: "I..."

Lucifer, who was sitting in front of the computer, was completely shattered by Hong Dali's words. He held back for a while, and finally said: "Okay, okay, you are amazing, I found out that the result of talking to you is me It can only become a tease..."

Hong Dali: "What's so bad about being a douchebag? How happy it is to be heartless for a day. You don't have to think about anything, just do what you like to do. Otherwise, life is so tiring, you are so tired. Not tired?"

Lucifer: "At least I'm living pretty well for now."

Hong Dali: "Well, then you are also very promising, why don't you also be a tease like me, have fun every day, play as you want, how about it? That's right, there was A killer wanted to kill me, and the result was that I turned him into a bitch, and now he went to kill his boss..."

Lucifer: "..."

Lucifer: "How did you do it? So powerful?"

Hong Dali: "It's very simple,

The task he took was only 500 million, and it was probably not much in his hands, and then I paid 1 billion, and he became a bitch, cheered and left..."

Lucifer: "Is this okay?"

Hong Dali: "Why not?"

Lucifer: "Then what do you think I'm worth?"

Hong Dali: "You, I think I want to turn you into a douchebag, at least 5 billion - do you support installment payment?"

Nima, are you buying a house? Pay in installments after down payment? How about another provident fund?

Lucifer: "Well, anyway, I'm very happy that you can give me five billion worth. Let's do this first. My friend is back. I'll still be a happy tease as you said. Have fun playing games."

Hong Dali: "Girlfriend?"

Lucifer: "Well? Why do you ask that?"

Hong Dali: "There are only two kinds of friends for Doubi, one is Doubi and the other is girlfriend. I think you have no other Doubi besides me to be your friend, so there is only girlfriend It's..."

What an amazing theory! Lucifer could only kneel down: "Okay, it's my girlfriend, she offered five thousand yuan* and I'll take her to play games. Well, she's not bad, she's pretty, and she's in good shape, but she's not good at playing games."

Hong Dali: "Oh, that's not bad. People who treat you well should treat her better. I'm optimistic about you! But then again, how about I pay five million a month to take care of you?"

Lucifer: "If you are a woman, maybe I can think about it."

Hong Dali: "It seems that you really have the potential to be a bitch! I'll pay you and your girlfriend 10 million yuan!"

Lucifer: "Then who is my girlfriend?"

Hong Dali: "What a high-end problem, it's really hard to solve... Okay, okay, then, I'll pay you five million bags * your girlfriend, your girlfriend will spend another two million bags * you, what? Sample?"

Lucifer: "Believe it or not, I killed you?"

Hong Dali: "A douchebag will never have the heart to kill another douchebag...well, then we will have a chance to think about who will take care of who..."

Lucifer: "That's it, see you later."

Hong Dali: "Eh? Are you leaving now? Then take me to say hello to your girlfriend. By the way, you should be able to see what I see here, right?"

Lucifer: "You can see, what's wrong?"

Hong Dali quickly put his arms around Lin Chuyin's shoulders, and the two of them leaned shoulder to shoulder, facing the head of the video, Hong Dali made a V-shaped gesture, and laughed loudly: "Daily works miracles!"

Lucifer: "..."

Turning off the monitor and the text file, Lucifer gritted his teeth angrily: "This bastard! You stabbed me!"

"Honey, who are you chatting with?" The beauty put down the things she bought, put her arms around Lucifer's arm, and asked with a smile: "Which family is the good girl? Introduce?"

"Oh, it's not a girl," Lucifer took a deep breath, and then replied with a smile, "It's a...a bitch who is happy all day long!"

...

"Dali, who were you chatting with just now?" When Hong Dali left Lin Chuyin's seat and returned to the robot arm Gou Ben, Tang Muxin asked in a low voice: "Look at the expression on your face just now, who are you talking to?" What about chatting?"

"Oh, that," Hong Dali said with a grin, "It's very interesting to be a funny guy in the future, I'm very optimistic about him!"

"Puchi!" Tang Muxin laughed straight away, and said, "Anyone who is with you will become funny, I've already gotten used to it. Well, regardless of that, Dali, the dog run should be almost successful, right? I think It was almost there just now."

"It should be," Hong Dali said with a smile: "I think it will be done soon. Next, we will wait to see when our aircraft carrier arrives. It would be best to integrate Dog Ben into the aircraft carrier." La!"

"You want to transform the aircraft carrier?" Tang Muxin asked in surprise, "What kind of transformation do you want to make?"

"Of course it needs to be rebuilt!" Hong Dali said without even thinking about it: "Are the two aircraft carriers empty shells? All the equipment inside has been taken down. Without electronic equipment, it is just an iron ship. Of course it needs to be remodeled. But Well, what do you want to change to..."

These two aircraft carriers are indeed two empty shells. All the equipment inside has been taken down for sure. It's about the same as selling steel to Hong Dali, otherwise how could the United States agree so easily?

Although Hong Dali may not be very smart, he is not a fool after all, which can be seen.

"Dali, then you won't... really change it to a regular aircraft carrier?" Tang Muxin asked, "You don't want to go to war, do you?"

"How could I go to war!" Hong Dali sniffled, "Do you think I'm such a violent person?"

Just when Tang Muxin was about to relax, Hong Dali turned her head and said to Lin Chuyin: "But having said that, the aircraft carrier is too bare to look good—Hatsune, come back and install some electromagnetic guns or something on the aircraft carrier, that will be powerful and domineering." !"

Without even thinking about it, Lin Chuyin directly agreed: "Well, yes."

God……

"Dali, let's not discuss what weapons are installed on it." Lin Chuyin held Hong Dali's arm tightly: "Why don't you discuss it first, how do you plan to name these two aircraft carriers? Do you want to give them a domineering name? ?”

"That's a good idea," Hong Dali stroked his chin and thought for a while, "Well, if one is made to fly, it's called Big Bird! The other one is made to dive, and it's called Big Fish!"

Tang Muxin burst into tears. After all, they are also aircraft carriers, one is called Big Bird and the other is called Big Fish...

At this moment, Lin Chuyin clattered and tapped on the keyboard. Soon, she let out a long breath and said, "Well, there should be no problem so far. You can try this time."

Hong Dali hurriedly commanded the robotic arm dog to run: "Dog run! Bring me a chocolate bar!"

"Received." Immediately, the robotic arm dog moved slowly to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator, and then scanned the contents of the refrigerator. After about two seconds, it started to take ice cream!

Hong Dali and the others held their breaths, to see if they could succeed this time!

Soon, Gou Ben took out an ice cream from the refrigerator and handed it to Hong Dali.

Everyone looked at the ice cream, the packaging was dark brown, the whole body was long and narrow, forming a beautiful cylindrical shape, it was exactly the chocolate bar that Hong Dali wanted!

"Whahahahahaha! It worked! It worked!"

Everyone cheered in unison, Lin Chuyin tilted his head, looked at the dog running, and suddenly said: "Well, four digits after the decimal point... So this is the difference between humans and machines..."

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