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In fact, it’s no wonder that Yitra’s pee escaped, and now the outside of the Hexagonal Building is no longer what it looks like.
Countless American citizens have blocked the gates, holding signs in their hands, and are demonstrating. Those signs read slogans such as "Military people go to hell", "You pigs", "The face of the United States is lost", the meaning is very obvious, you bastards, this time not only deceive us The masses, you have lost your face to the world, so please die and apologize!
The people were passionate, holding signs and marching in demonstrations. The reporters were carrying long guns and short cannons, and they were all waiting to interview important figures in the military about this matter. After all, Iron Warrior was so popular before, but now it is debunked, it is definitely a headline!
"Minister Sa Long!" The secretary rushed in again, and said, "The reporters outside asked for interviews, and they have completely blocked this place! We have dispatched guards now, but I'm afraid it's..."
"Headache." Sa Long rubbed his temples fiercely: "We hyped up the Iron Warriors too much before, but this time it was exposed, and this face is really embarrassing. These reporters are really afraid that the world will not be chaotic. , All of them should be pulled out and shot! Shoot!"
Of course, there is always a big difference between reality and dreams, and Sa Long is also very helpless.
"But, Minister Sa Long, what should we do now?" The secretary was sweating profusely, and said anxiously: "If you don't think about it, they will rush in! By then, they may not be able to leave if they want to!"
"!" Sa Long cursed: "Can't this Hong Dali stay at home? And that angel of doom, isn't this guy's curse always effective? Why didn't it work this time?!"
"Sa...Minister Salong..." The secretary swallowed hard: "The angel of doom said... said... that the people in our military department are all pig heads, and told us to eat them." ···········································
"I'll eat his head!" Sharon roared loudly, "I don't believe in any bad luck and curse anymore! We raised him for so long in the United States and paid him such a high salary! What happened? He didn't even It didn’t work! It didn’t work! He said we were pigs, and told us to eat poop. Why didn’t he die! Angel of doom! Fart! He should be pulled out and shot! Must be shot!”
"Minister Sa Long, those reporters outside now..." The secretary answered the phone and reminded again anxiously: "You should find a way to deal with the reporters first, they are going to rush in!"
After hearing the secretary's reminder, Sa Long, who had been roaring all this time, was completely silent this time.
This matter came too urgently. In fact, it was nothing if the video fraud was exposed. It was not a big deal in the first place. There are always a lot of gangbang scenes in Hollywood movies, but in fact, it's just a little more jokes when the audience finds out.
Regarding the matter of the Iron Warrior, Sa Long didn't expect to be able to hide it for a lifetime with just one video, his original intention was to stand up to the limelight of Hong Dali's mechanical man. The public has such a habit, that is, they talked about it when it first became popular, but soon, as long as there is something else, it is easy to divert their attention, so that the original storm of public opinion can be completely suppressed go down.
That's why Iron Warrior's falsified video overcame the initial rumors. At that time, all video sites will be notified to block the news. Once the enthusiasm of the public passes, everything will be easy to handle. As for exchanging Mechaman technology with Heaven, that can be discussed slowly.
But who would have thought that this video was only released two days ago! It was just two days ago that that damned guy made it out and explained it!
This time it's going to be a big trouble.
Originally, the eyes of the public have always been on Iron Warriors, but this time it became even more popular, even if they wanted to block the news, they couldn't block it...
It's like you heard someone say that my family bought a new car for 200,000 yuan.
You became jealous and jealous, and then you directly asked someone to borrow a 300,000 car and took a photo in the driver's seat, and then told people what a 200,000 car is, and my family bought a 300,000 car.
This kind of psychology is very normal, and it is easy for people to have the heart of comparison. This is nothing.
But the problem is that there is a big flaw in this photo, a very obvious mark in the car was also taken in the photo, and then it was recognized by the person who bought the 200,000 car: " Isn’t it? Isn’t this someone’s car? I’ve seen that mark there!”
That's right, it's a lot of fun now, it's like being slapped in the face, not to mention the slaps on the face. The most important thing is that there is no chance to refute, which makes people very, very uncomfortable... …
How about Hong Dali who never slaps his face, this guy really never slaps him in the face—anyway, someone slaps him in the face...
"He...it's him! He's it!" Sa Long kicked the coffee table over angrily: "This group of damned pig heads! All of them must be pulled out and shot!" Of course, if you don't shoot them, you won't Said, it's better to find a way to leave quickly. So Sa Long grabbed his stomach and said, "You help me deal with the reporter first, my stomach hurts, go to lie down first!"
"Ah? Minister Salong? Minister Salong?!" Seeing Salong running away in a hurry, the secretary was a little dazed for a moment.
Fortunately, it didn't take long before he didn't have time to be dazed—a large number of reporters, hundreds of people, poured in...···
"Is Minister Yitra here? What does Minister Yitra think about the fake video of Iron Warrior?" What is the purpose?" "Hi, may I ask..."
The whole scene was chaotic, and the secretary was overwhelmed. In the end, a wise man shouted with a loudspeaker: "Be quiet, everyone. I have met this gentleman. He is the secretary of Minister Yitra. Let's listen to what he said first." .”
Soon the scene quieted down.
The secretary swallowed with a grunt. Today's scene is a bit big... I have to say that he is still a little quick-witted. Anyway, since it is a big scene, he went to the sea and said: "About the video of Iron Warrior, I I don't know, and I don't know exactly what's going on with that part. But..." When he said this, he tried to think about what he had revealed when Salong and Yitra were discussing before, and said: "Because the machinery of the kingdom of heaven Heroes are unwilling to share technology, so we need to impose small sanctions on them. Many rare metals in the kingdom of heaven need to be imported from the United States, so at present we need to cut off the import channels to contain the kingdom of heaven...'····」
Cutting off the import channel of rare metals in heaven. This is big news!
At this time, the secretary continued: "In addition, Minister Yitra decided to conduct a military exercise. The specific date has not yet been determined. What I can disclose is that we will use a lot of the world's latest military exercises for this military exercise. Weapons made with advanced technology, including rail guns, the latest Fighting Falcon fighter jets, etc. Please look forward to it.”
Huh... It can be regarded as the end of fooling around. These two should be heavyweight enough, and it seems that Minister Yitra and Minister Salong mentioned it when they discussed it before. No matter how many, let's block this matter first. The rest... I don't care about it!
Secretary: "Gentlemen, please let me go first. I have a stomachache. I need to go to the bathroom first."
In the United States, competition in all walks of life is great, and journalism is certainly no exception.
As a box press reporter for the "U.S. Military Daily", Jeanswest has always looked down on his colleagues - what good news can they get from those idiots blocking the door? It is estimated that the real master has been hidden for a long time, and what they have obtained is the information that is generally easy to know.
As a trump card that has been around for more than 20 years, Jeanswest will naturally not take the usual path.
His choice was, relying on his keenest sense of smell, when the Iron Warrior dismantling video was posted on the Internet, he found it. In less than three hours, he used the fastest speed to sneak into the bathroom of the Hexagon Building by virtue of his relationship. , set up the latest model of pinhole cameras. Because he believes that Minister of Defense Yitra will definitely be devastated when he hears that the Iron Warriors have been debunked, so hiding it will be a very good choice.
And it turns out that his choice was very correct. In just over three hours, Jeanswest saw Minister of Defense Yitra rushing into the bathroom angrily.
"Haha, I caught him straight!" Jeanswest, who was hiding in the ceiling, was full of joy: "This time there must be big news!"
Sure enough, as soon as Yitra entered the bathroom, he kicked at everything furiously: "Hong Dali! Damn Hong Dali! Why, why did this guy do this? Let's do it right, WHY!"
In stock! Sure enough, it's in stock! Hahaha, today is really the right time!
At this time, Yitra entered a small private room angrily and prepared to take a shit. This paragraph is worthless, but Jeanswest felt that he should observe it for a while, and it turned out that his intuition was indeed quite correct. After a while, another person sneaked in. Jeanswest knew him, the head of the US Department of Homeland Security, Salon!
Hahahaha, it seems that today has a big harvest!
Jeanswest is so exciting, this is a big show, you would be reluctant to leave, right?
At this time, I heard Salong yelling and cursing while making convenience: "Fucking Hong Dali, I'm so devastated, I really should be dragged out and shot! Shoot!" Yitra's voice came from inside: "You're here too? Let's stay here for a while, don't go out, those damn reporters outside, they are as annoying as flies! I hate it!"
How dare you treat reporters like flies! This is intolerable! Jeanswest secretly decided that today's sneak shot must be posted on the Internet! It depends on what they have to say!
At this time, the sound of flushing water sounded. It should be that Yitra flushed the toilet after finishing his toilet, but he didn't want to, and soon he cursed again: "Ahhhh! This damn toilet is messing up too! Making trouble! Why is the sewer pipe blocked! Why!"
There was another frantic beating sound. As a result, at this moment, there was a sudden "boom", and the whole body trembled. The whole toilet unexpectedly exploded, and countless colored liquids sprayed out, and it was everywhere in the bathroom!
Until this time, Jeanswest didn't notice a sign hanging in the bathroom as soon as he entered the door-"Hey, dear, if you want to hide in the toilet, you will pay the price, you bunch of pigs who shamed the United States!"
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