Chapter 1547 Extra Meal at Night, Braised Pork Ribs
Tang Sanzang only felt that talking to Xin Han had the urge to burn all inside, he suddenly woke up, clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, by virtue of the monk, you are angry, it's a sin, a sin!"
Xin Han smiled: "Okay, I see you are so hungry and handsome, hurry up and sit down and eat, just to catch up on the old days!"
"Is what benefactor Xin said true?" Tang Sanzang's eyes showed joy. To be honest, he has been sick and hungry for the past two days, and barely survived by eating cabbage leaves. happiness!
"Of course it's true, with a little food, I can still lie to you!"
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said: "It's not this, it's that sentence that I'm handsome, you can't lie to me, right?"
The people in the room, including the three old ladies, all had the urge to beat up this guy. Are you a monk?
Before they could make a move, Liu Dazhuang, who was beside Tang Sanzang, looked at the monk's bald back head with a big neck: "Shameless, be virtuous, no matter how handsome you are, you can surpass me!"
Tang Seng was slapped with gold stars in his eyes, and laughed a few times: "I'm laughing at the joke, I have three apprentices with the monk, so I called them together!"
After finishing speaking, regardless of Xin Han's answer or not, he quickly ran out and shouted: "No need to cook porridge, come over for dinner!"
As soon as he yelled, he heard a rough voice outside saying: "It's all cooked and I don't eat it. I boiled it all morning!"
After a while, three figures came in from the courtyard gate, one of them was very tall.
Walking in the front was a young man with hair like weeds, exuding a rebellious air all over his body, his eyes were like lightning, and he stared at Xin Han and Miss Duan in the hall.
Duan Er felt that the air around him was congealed, and it was difficult to breathe, but as Xin Han casually helped his sleeves, that feeling disappeared immediately.
"It's amazing, Mr. Xianggong, why do I feel that person is somewhat familiar!"
"Of course I'm familiar with it. Isn't this the Mr. Sun who was forced to confess by you at the bottom of the well?"
"That smelly monkey!"
As soon as Duan Er finished speaking, he felt a gust of wind had reached his face, and he couldn't react at all. Xin Han casually stretched out his hand and clenched a fist with a 'bang' sound. It was the hand of Monkey King.
"Tell your girl, don't call me a stinky monkey and I will die a miserable death!" Monkey King's upper lip trembled unconsciously, and a row of fangs flickered.
Tang Sanzang didn't know what was in his heart, maybe he didn't like both sides, but he didn't come out to scold Monkey King at this time, he just looked like he was eating melons and watching the excitement.
"Mr. Sun, why do you look handsome now? Could it be that you went for plastic surgery with that beggar Tang Sanzang? I have to say that the surgery was quite successful!"
Xin Han laughed and joked.
"Fart, I was hungry for five hundred years, and I became malnourished. Now... now I'm only half full..."
"As for that monk, the last time we were almost tossed into scum, I don't know if he is the godson of the Tathagata, but he has regained his human form, and he is so handsome, it is really unreasonable, fuck it !"
Sun Wukong made a complaint, then raised one foot and stepped on the table, leaned down to stare at Xin Han and said, "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, how dare you appear in front of my old grandson? Is there nothing left?"
As he spoke, he picked up a chicken leg from the table, put it in his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp, leaving no bones left.
"I just can't stand you guys who can brag. You couldn't do anything to me back then, and now you don't deserve to lift my shoes!" Before Xin Han finished speaking, countless fist shadows appeared in front of him.
There was another clean sound of 'bang', countless punches merged into one, and Xin Han held it in his hand: "I'm telling you the truth, you think I'm just kidding!"
After he finished speaking, he threw it out the door casually, only to feel a flash of light and shadow, the strong wind howled past, and Monkey King disappeared.
Xin Han invited Tang Sanzang, who was already stunned, and the other two people: "That dead monkey won't come back in half an hour, let's eat, eat first!"
Tang Sanzang said with fear on his face: "I suddenly don't feel very hungry,
Why don't you just keep going, what do you think? "The last sentence is to ask the other two apprentices around me.
The tall man nodded repeatedly, but the other one didn't seem to have seen what happened just now, and stared at Miss Duan drooling like a pig, then suddenly stepped forward and said: "Little lady, I see that you Yintang If it turns black, you may have bad luck, how about I help you look at the palmistry!"
The old lady of the Wang family, who had just finished her meal, stared at this man who looked like Brother Pig, and couldn't help but tremble all over, pointing at him and shouting: "Pig... pig..."
Before the old lady of the Wang family could finish her shouting, she saw the man with a piggy face stretching out his hand to grab Miss Duan's slender hand: "Come on, let my brother check your palm for you, so you can break your bad luck!"
Duan Er raised his brows and yelled softly: "Looking for death!" With a finger of the sword formula, a white horse flew out, and the sword energy went straight to the man who looked like a pig.
"Little lady, don't worry, Xiaosheng is the one who loves flowers and cherishes jade the most!" At some point in his hand, he already had a nine-toothed rake in his hand, and with just one knock, he sent the cold iron flying sword flying away, and then continued to move towards the knife with his hand. Duan Er caught it.
But before he caught Duan Er, he felt his neck 'bang' tight, his feet had already left the ground, and at the same time he lost all his strength.
Xin Han held the stuff in one hand, turned to Tang Sanzang with a smile and said, "I said beggar, didn't I take care of that pig, didn't I take care of it? Where did you find this pig, and the one next to you I didn't know?" If you misunderstood, it should be a fish spirit, but your master Sakyamuni really has a way to find these two things to accompany you to learn from the scriptures!"
Tang Sanzang said with a sneer: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, you let go of Bajie quickly, he will be strangled to death by you!"
Xin Han's eyes were like torches, and seeing the tens of feet of resentment on the head of the so-called 'Bajie', he couldn't help but click his tongue: "There is really no one else, do you have to follow a pig to learn scriptures? Dead A pig mane, so he found this thing that should be killed even more than a pig mane!"
There was a crisp bone breaking sound of 'click', and the head of 'Ba Jie' had already drooped limply, and then a fat primordial spirit was seen struggling out from the top door of the corpse.
Xin Han breathed out 'accidentally', and the breeze blew by, the primordial spirit was instantly shattered and disappeared without a trace, and the new Zhu Bajie disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.
Throwing the corpse in his hand towards Liu Dazhuang's body, he saw that the corpse swelled up, 'boom', 'boom', 'boom', and within a few breaths, he changed from a white-faced boy to a head weighing a thousand catties. Boar carcass.
Xin Han said to Liu Dazhuang, who was looking at him with adoring eyes: "Remove the two ribs, and have an extra meal tonight, and eat braised pork ribs!"