Chapter 1546 That's the Vagabond Beggar!
In the early morning of the next day, Liu Dazhuang had already taken off his fake beard, and was sitting at the door of the small building stupidly, dazed. Xin Han, who was slowly walking down the small building, found it funny to see his face full of despair.
"What, come back?"
"Hmm...!" The pancake man in his previous life felt a wave of nausea as soon as he uttered a word, and hurried to the side and retched again. What he vomited was nothing but water and gastric juice other things.
"Don't throw up, what you ate last night has turned into something like that, just go back and make it easier!"
"Ouch!" After hearing Xin Han's words, Liu Dazhuang vomited even more.
"Sir, what's the matter with this product?"
The corner of Xin Han's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile: "What else can I do, I ate something I shouldn't eat!"
Liu Dazhuang walked in, and asked Xin Han, "Immortal, I'm just thinking about what I'm eating, can you tell me what I'm eating?"
He realized in the middle of the night last night that he actually ate a whole table of food that even old women with yin and yang eyes wouldn't eat. It's a miracle that he didn't die on the spot.
From last night to this morning, he vomited like he was pregnant, and the three old women who got up early to cook looked at him in the wrong way.
Xin Han smiled: "Actually, it's nothing, just some grasshoppers, crickets, cockroaches, turtles, fly larvae, etc... By the way, fly larvae are also maggots... .”
Every time he said the same thing, Liu Dazhuang vomited, and when everything was finished, this guy couldn't bear the nausea anymore, so he ran out directly, and Xin Han kindly said loudly from behind:
"Don't worry, I took a look for you. They are all alive, and none of them died of illness!"
After shouting this sentence, Liu Dazhuang vomited green water outside, probably all the bile.
"Sir, you are so bad!"
"I've said it all, don't call me husband, it will be misunderstood. You see, those spiders must have died with misunderstandings yesterday, how terrible!"
Xin Han said to Ms. Duan sternly.
Miss Duan exploded in an instant, and shouted with her hands on her hips, "Aren't you going to eat and wipe yourself off and don't want to be responsible!"
"Can you change the line!" Listening to the line that has remained unchanged for two thousand years, Xin Han suddenly felt ten thousand horses circling around him.
He quickly changed the subject: "Well... eat!"
"Do you have chicken legs?" The brain with big fingernails couldn't remember anything else when he saw what he ate.
He took out a lot of food from the space, and set up a table on the table in the hall to start eating. Liu Dazhuang couldn't eat, and leaned against the door alone.
While eating, two big girls with golden hair came out with the help of an old woman. They insisted on kneeling down to thank Xin Han and others for their kindness in exterminating demons and keeping them alive.
Xin Han hurriedly blocked the three of them: "Don't kneel, with your bones, this kneeling is like touching porcelain, sit down and eat something!"
The old woman with yin and yang eyes could see that these were the real food, and thanked Xin Han, and the three of them sat down to eat.
During the dinner, Ms. Duan asked the old woman how they were captured by this goblin, and the old woman suddenly felt sad and burst into tears. It took a long time to stabilize her emotions and slowly tell what happened.
It turns out that this five-story wooden building is the ancestral home of the old woman's husband. Her husband's surname is Wang. It is said that two hundred years ago, in order to escape the war, the ancestors of the Wang family took their family to hide in the mountains and built this five-story wooden building for the family. live.
After the war subsided and the new dynasty was established, the Wang family moved to live outside the mountain one after another. It was not until the old woman's husband was named on the gold list, the high school imperial list, and became the number one scholar of the dynasty to go to Beijing to become an official, that the Wang family completely moved out of the mountain. As the new top scholar entered Beijing to enjoy the blessings, the wooden building became an empty house.
This old lady of the Wang family also married into the Wang family at that time. She was still a daughter of a wealthy family, the daughter of an official family.
Time flies like a white horse, and in the blink of an eye, decades later, after the husband of the old woman retired,
When I retired and returned to my hometown, I thought of the ancestral house I lived in when I was a teenager, so I moved back to the mountains with my family, hoping to live a life of picking chrysanthemums and seeing Nanshan leisurely under the eastern fence.
Unexpectedly, on the day of moving back, something happened before picking chrysanthemums. Her husband, the former champion of the dynasty, was found dead in his room. Like sucked dry.
Soon, everyone in the family seemed to be seriously ill, aging and thinning day by day, and finally died in exactly the same state as the old woman's husband.
The old woman with yin and yang eyes suddenly discovered one day that her daughter had been replaced by a goblin, but before she could tell her family, she found that she could not speak and was controlled by the goblin.
The goblin quickly killed all the people in the Wang family, leaving only two "blooming girls" who had been drained of their essence to serve him, and then called an exorcist on the pretext of treating the old woman to absorb the blood of people with magic power to strengthen his body. Xiuwei.
And Liu Dazhuang and his exorcist trio outside the pass are the target of the goblins this time. If Xin Han and Miss Duan hadn't come, these three idiots would have been murdered too.
After hearing what happened, Duan Yu shook his head again and again: "I really don't know if it's better to say that you are ignorant or something else. In today's world, monsters are rampant, and there are traces of ghosts and ghosts everywhere. You dare to come back to live in this old house in the deep mountains. It's really audacious. , the ignorant are fearless!"
"Forget it!" Xin Han shook his head, took out two elixirs that strengthened the foundation, and handed them to the two 'big girls like flowers and jade': "Eat this elixir, it can make up for your losses. False essence!"
The two 'old women' took the elixir and carefully put it in their mouths. The elixir melted in their mouths and exerted its power in an instant. They felt that their old bodies had quickly regained their vitality.
They couldn't see themselves but pointed at each other in surprise, only to see that their sisters had become young again. After being surprised, they reacted and quickly wiped their faces with their hands, only to feel that the skin that was originally chicken skin became smooth, and then looked at their hands. Already white and tender, returning to a youthful appearance.
Unable to believe it, they quickly ran upstairs to the room with the bronze mirror to see their current appearance. After a while, they all ran back and knelt in front of Xin Han: "Thank you for your kindness!"
Mrs. Wang, who had tears on her face, was also dumbfounded at this time, and then pointed to herself at Xin Han, speechless with excitement.
Xin Han said angrily: "I was sucked by the goblin, just make up for it, what kind of trouble do you add to the old man!"
While talking, there was a knock on the door outside, Xin Han shouted towards the outside of the building: "The pregnant one, you haven't finished vomiting yet, go open the door after vomiting!"
After finishing speaking, he turned to Duan Yu and said, "It's an old friend who came, and you know him too!"
Liu Dazhuang outside the building responded, and then heard the sound of footsteps heading towards the gate of the courtyard: "Who is it, this early in the morning!"
When Liu Dazhuang took off the latch and opened the door, he saw a handsome bald monk standing in front of the door, clasped his hands together and said, "I'm sorry to disturb you, the benefactor just passed by, can you give me some water and cook some rice?" ?”
Liu Dazhuang spat in a 'Bah', pointed to the Taoist robe on his body, and cursed: "Aren't you blind, what are you doing, bullying people, calling you fellow Taoist!"
"What nonsense, invite the monk to come in!" Xin Han's laughing and cursing came from inside, and Liu Dazhuang said to the monk: "I really know how to pick the time, and I am eating inside, hurry up, why don't you let me invite you?" land!"
"Thank you very much. Monk Ping still has three apprentices. Wait for Monk Ping to say hello!" The monk turned his head and shouted behind him: "Apprentices, I found a family. A fellow Taoist invites us to dinner. Come quickly!"
After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for his apprentice, and nodded to Liu Dazhuang directly, then smiled mischievously, and walked inside.
Liu Dazhuang looked out the door, and muttered: "This guy, there are a bunch of people here for Cengfan!"
But he said that the monk stepped into the small building, and bowed eleven times before seeing the master: "By the monk..."
Before introducing myself and thanking you, I heard a somewhat familiar voice say: "What a monk, you are that stinky beggar!"
The monk suddenly raised his head: "Miss Duan, how could you...uh..." Halfway through speaking, he saw Xin Han beside Duan Yu, and his body trembled.
Xin Han also waved his hand at him: "Beggar, long time no see, still begging!"
The person who came was none other than Tang Sanzang who had been ordained ordained as a monk, but at this time this person was no longer the original appearance, he became tall and handsome, but his breath was still the same as before.
"So you can recognize me?" Tang Sanzang wanted to run away when he saw Xin Han, but when he heard that the other party recognized him, he laughed and said, "Benefactor Xin is joking, monks are not beggars!"
"Then what are you doing here?"
"Alms for alms!"
"Isn't that still a beggar?"
"Again, Ping Seng is not a beggar. Ping Seng is going to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. He is a monk with high ambitions!"
"Then what are you doing here?"
"Alms for alms!"
"Alms don't need rice, only pasta?"
"Uh... this one, too, as a monk is not picky!"
"Isn't that a beggar!"
"Lastly, I want to reiterate that monk Ping is a person who learns scriptures, and he has to walk a distance of one hundred and eight thousand miles. Seng Ping is not a beggar!"
"That's a homeless beggar!"