Chapter 158 How About We Squeeze?
Elsa shivered suddenly.
Tang En was taken aback, and stopped feeding Nora.
"What's wrong?"
"do not know."
Elsa smiled shyly: "I always feel as if someone is speaking ill of me behind my back..."
Tang En laughed and said, "Maybe the guards are talking bad about you. After all, your devil training a while ago made them miserable enough."
Elsa blushed: "It is obviously the training method formulated by you, Lord Lord...It is too much for Lord Lord to say that..."
"But I didn't do it."
Tang En spread his hands and laughed loudly.
Hilton next to him looked at these two guys and felt that he was really... an eyesore.
From Elsa's shy eyes looking at Tang En, Hilton could feel that this young girl had developed a green affection for her lord. Maybe she didn't understand what was going on, but Hilton was not a little girl. Girl, of course she knows what girls of this age are thinking.
Especially in chatting with Elsa, she also learned about an unknown hobby of Elsa - she likes to read knight novels.
Romantic knight novels and stories told by bards have poisoned not one or two generations. Even the young noble girls in the imperial capital are immersed in sweet dreams all day long, wishing to be the protagonist of those stories, being killed by the devil or The dragon was kidnapped, and then he was rescued by the young, handsome (put it first because it is important) and powerful (necessary for a hero to save the beauty) knight prince, and then fell into a wonderful love...
But what about reality?
Devil? What the hell is that?
Defeat the dragon and save the beauty? Are you joking?
Let alone whether there are evil dragons, even if there are evil dragons, how many people dare to challenge the dragon? Not to mention just to save a girl?
To put it another way, what level of powerhouse can defeat the dragon? Those strong men are at least a few hundred years old, right? Will you watch a little girl movie?
Don't talk about anything else, let's just talk about an incident a few years ago. There was a patient in the imperial capital who was deeply poisoned by knight novels, a noble lady named Lilian. He asked for a few gold coins to find a dragon and kidnapped him.
This was originally just a daydream of a girl who loves to dream. Everyone who knew it was overjoyed, even the members of the mercenary guild were also happy. In order to increase the comic effect, the reward was deliberately made to be only four stars. The task marked as the nine-star task is hung on the top.
However, after the comedy, there is a dramatic development.
The strange thing is that there happened to be a giant dragon who turned into a human bard. He didn't know whether he was bored or was looking for writing materials for himself. After seeing this task, his eyes lit up and he took it without hesitation.
Then he turned into a giant dragon and descended on Alynx, "kidnapped" Lilian away, and at the same time "viciously" threatened the garrison of the imperial capital according to Lilian's request, asking for 10 million gold coins. Gold coins to redeem her—or find a dragon-slaying hero to come to the "Dragon Lair" to rescue her.
And the so-called dragon's lair is a cave that the giant dragon randomly built on a hill less than 40 kilometers away from Yalinx.
After learning about this incident, Victor Illus felt that he was really beeping the dog. He worried about the future of the empire all day long and his hair was turning gray. Thinking of ways to add to his heart, he actually took the initiative to invite the giant dragon to kidnap him. Isn't this what he is full of?
Dragon Slaying Hero? Brain watts yet? Where the hell is he going to find the dragon slaying hero?
If it weren't for the fact that Lilian's family was very important to the empire and usually supported his policies, Victor would have wanted to rob the house in a rage.
Lilian stayed in the "Dragon's Lair" and was full of expectations for the hero to rescue her, looking forward, looking forward... In a flash, more than half a year passed, but in the end, she didn't even see a hair of the hero.
And what about the dragon? Taking care of Lilian's food, clothing, and daily life every day, he didn't even have time to think about writing stories. In the end, he was so annoyed by her that he almost collapsed, so he thought of another way, and simply turned into a human form again to recommend himself to Alynz. Said that he could persuade the dragon to let him go, Victor was overjoyed at that time, the corporal Lixian was regarded as the guest of honour, entertained him with delicious food and drinks, and then agreed to all his requests, all the treasures and gold coins were presented, and finally he was dressed up to see him off...
Then, Lilian was "rescued" back smoothly.
But before those people were happy, the hero who saved people suddenly turned into a giant dragon, flapped his wings and left without taking a cloud... Ahh! There is also a large amount of treasure and gold coins taken away!
As long as you are not an idiot, I am afraid that you have already understood that the whole kidnapping case was caused by the poisoning of the noble girl knight novel, Lilian lost 10,000 gold coins, and she did not see the hero of her dreams for more than half a year. The face of the empire also lost a lot of treasures and gold coins. In the whole thing, the only one who made a lot of money was the giant dragon who played both the kidnapper and the hero.
Yet no one could say he was wrong.
After discovering the truth, almost all the people in Yalinx had the expression of "I really beeped the dog".
Since then, that Lilian has become the laughing stock of the entire Alynx in private, because her family has been disgraced and she has been banned...
So, knight novels are not bad for people...
Looking at Elsa now, Hilton felt like he saw another Lilian.
After dinner, everyone went back to their room to rest. To give Hilton and Elsa some private time to wash up, Tang En found an excuse to take Eliya out for a walk.
However, Chenwu Town is not big, and it only takes more than ten minutes to go around, and the town is covered with thick fog at night, and there is no improvement at all in the dark. In the end, Tang En simply took Eliya to practice outside the town. It's magic.
Eliya's magic mastering speed is still abnormal. In the past few days, Tang En has already mastered all the zero-level spells taught to her, and she is very proficient.
But because the first-order spells are already lethal, Tang En is very hesitant to teach Ilia now. If she can't control her magic power well, once it erupts, the consequences will be devastating.
After hesitating for a long time, Tang En decided to teach Eliya the first-level spells that are not lethal, such as Mage Hand, Magic Eye, Magic Armor and other auxiliary spells.
Eliya learned very quickly. After Tang En demonstrated it once, she could immediately master the corresponding spells, and then improved her proficiency at an astonishing speed.
This made Tang En start to doubt life again.
However, Yi Liya was very happy. She enjoyed this time alone with Tang En very much. Only in this kind of time can she truly feel that she is loved and needed by others, not an abandoned one. orphans.
She longed for love, longed for favor, longed for Tang En's eyes to watch her all the time, that's why she studied so hard.
Because she felt that only in this way would she be useful to the elder brother of the lord and be more loved by him.
Only when she becomes stronger can she really help the elder brother of the lord.
What? You said Nora?
Although the little guy fluttered his wings vigorously to make himself more dazzling, Nora's sense of existence in Elijah's eyes was almost zero at this moment!
At the same time, in the tavern room.
"Elsa, your skin is so good."
Hilton touched Elsa's skin with a look of amazement. This delicate and healthy complexion is better than the well-maintained skin. It doesn't look like a girl born in Ellington at all, but more like a girl born in the imperial capital. The young lady of a noble family.
"Sister Hilton, your skin is not bad, and your figure is very good."
Elsa was very happy to receive the compliment. She looked at Hilton's plump body with a little envy, and then looked down at her chest.
"My sister is different from you. My sister is getting older."
Hilton said with a smile: "My sister is not an apocalypse, so she can't practice combat skills or magic. Think about it, if you have the same body as my sister, wouldn't it be very troublesome to fight?"
"what?"
Elsa thought about it for a while, and immediately agreed: "It's really true, it affects the battle too much."
"So, your body must grow like this to adapt to your usual training. If you don't need to fight, maybe it will grow again."
Hilton smiled slightly, changed the topic, and continued: "And I think the lord must like you more."
"Huh? Huh!?"
Elsa's face turned red immediately: "Sister Hilton, what are you talking about! Why are you talking about the lord! He, he won't like me, me..."
Hilton said meaningfully: "Of course I like it..."
Tang En didn't show any abnormal expressions towards her plump body, and even Fiona, and even looked at them calmly, without any fluctuations in lust. On the contrary, he usually likes to stick with Eliya Together, especially his doting eyes when he looked at Elijah...
The lord obviously prefers little girls!
In other words, if the lord doesn't have unique hobbies and likes little girls, he should be more inclined to choose a woman with Elsa's body type!
"Elsa, if you want to win the Lord Lord's favor, I can teach you some methods..."
Hilton looked at Elsa with a smile. She was very experienced in dealing with men.
"No, no need..."
"It's really unnecessary? You look like this, but it's hard to win the Lord Lord's favor."
"T-really..."
"Okay then... well, I don't know why, I suddenly feel so sleepy, I'll go back to sleep first..."
When Tang En and Elijah returned to the room, Hilton was already asleep. Elsa stood beside him stupidly, looking at Hilton who was occupying the entire bed, not knowing what to do.
How about a good squeeze?
Tang En smiled and said, "You and Eliya can lie on this bed and sleep. I'll just sit on the chair and rest overnight."
With Twain's strength, he actually could sleep or not.
Elsa was very embarrassed. After holding back for a long time, she blushed and finally mustered up the courage, and stammered: "Yes, or, or Lord Lord, I, let's squeeze, squeeze..."
"No," Tang En smiled and waved his hands, "It's so uncomfortable to be squeezed to sleep."