Chapter 798: Not Very Harmful, but Extremely Insulting
When the bomb landed on the ground, it paused for a tenth of a second and exploded instantly.
The sky was filled with dust.
Sand and dust raged.
The badger had no time to avoid the bomb. Its eyes were already injured and it could not see the flight path of the bomb clearly.
It can only be seen clearly when the bomb falls to the ground.
but.
When the bomb fell to the ground, it exploded immediately. The bear's brain reminded his body to avoid it, but his body was a little slow.
but.
When the explosion was over, Bear Badger felt a vibration near his feet, and two words appeared in his mind.
That's it?
I thought it was so cruel!
The badger looked down and found that the black ball had only slightly exploded the skin.
Not even its skin was broken.
The badger was immediately relieved. The first black bead was so scary just now, and he thought all the black beads were so scary.
Just then.
He did not notice that although the bomb did not break the defense, the fire did not go out, but began to burn along the hair.
But the bear badger had rough skin and thick flesh, and for a while he didn't even feel the burning in his butt.
Not far away.
Jiang Tian looked at Lu Bu with a somewhat incomprehensible look.
Lu Bu's luck was so amazing.
The first time the bomb was thrown, the badger picked it up and looked at it with his eyes, which directly injured his eyes.
The second bomb seems to... want to burn off all the hair on the badger's back?
After it's burned out, you can burn the bear badger.
This is called... boiling beans and burning bean sprouts?
The bear badger didn't notice that the hair on his feet had been ignited. He looked up at the third black bead in Lu Bu's hand.
Although it feels that the power of this black bead is not as powerful as imagined, it still cannot be careless.
One minute later.
Lu Bu didn't throw a bomb, and Bear Badger stared at Lu Bu, fearing that he would make a sneak attack.
only.
Bear Badger suddenly felt that there seemed to be some heat behind him.
If you look at it from a distance, you can see the lower body of the badger behind, ablaze with fire.
Although the bear badger has hair, the hair is not loose, and some of it is even stuck together and stained with blood.
so.
Even if you want to burn, you can't do it all at once.
Just then.
Sudden changes occur.
I saw that the bear badger's lush hair suddenly moved, but it was not obvious and no one noticed it.
After that, it moved a few times again.
At this time, Liu Sandao, who was very close, saw this and was shocked: "Look, the tuft of hair on the badger's back is moving?"
"What is that? Is there a final boss?"
As soon as these words came out.
Everyone also noticed the tuft of hair on the badger's back.
Seeing this, Jiang Tian frowned and said, "Is there really a final boss?"
"The bear badger is already so difficult to fight. If there is another final boss, how will the others survive?"
Slowly.
The badger also noticed that its fur was burned. It jumped up and down immediately and sat down on the ground, trying to extinguish the fire.
But everyone's attention was not on it, but on the tuft of hair on the badger's back.
Lu Bu still held the bomb in his hand. When he heard Liu Sandao's words, he couldn't help but shouted.
"My lord, don't worry. Regardless of the monsters, I, Lu Bu, can never harm your lord."
After Lu Bu finished speaking, he was about to pull off the bomb's ring.
I saw two bare hands suddenly stretched out from behind the badger, as if they were raised high.
At the same time, there was a familiar voice.
"Taijun, don't shoot, we are on our own...ah, no, boss, don't shoot, we are on our own!"
I saw the badger's lush hair suddenly trembled, and a head suddenly appeared, with both hands raised, and a strand of the badger's hair was on the hair.
That's... Zhang San?
Jiang Tian looked at the head with some disbelief in his eyes. Didn't Li Cunxiao say that Zhang San was dead?
But he couldn't be wrong.
That is Zhang San.
Shi Zhigang, who was behind Jiang Tian, couldn't restrain his excitement when he saw Zhang San: "Zhang San... Zhang San is still alive?"
"Haha, I knew Zhang San was a bitch. How could God take him away? When I heard the news, I was still surprised, hahaha..."
Lu Bu looked at Zhang San on the badger's back, with a rare smile on his face.
The one who couldn't believe it the most was Li Cunxiao.
He saw with his own eyes that Zhang San fell off the bear badger's back, and why did he appear on the bear badger's back again? Did he see it wrong?
So who was the person who fell last night?
There are two people on the badger's back?
Li Cunxiao was full of doubts at this moment, but no one gave him an answer. He had to wait until he finished beating the badger before asking Zhang San.
"Boss, please don't get hurt by accident."
Zhang San pulled away his messy hair and tried to expose his full face to avoid being suddenly beaten to death by his teammates.
"Okay, come down now."
Jiang Tian couldn't help laughing when he saw Zhang San's appearance.
"No, I haven't beaten this guy to death yet."
When Zhang San said this, he looked at the bear badger fiercely and said with disgust: "If this guy hadn't suddenly come to the island, how could I have climbed on top of him?"
"Boss, you don't know how stinky it is. If I weren't afraid that I wouldn't be able to see the boss again, I would rather eat shit than sleep on this guy."
At this time.
The badger also heard a voice coming from his body, but it was too late to care about it now.
Because the fire had already burned his testicles, if it was not dealt with, it would become the first eunuch badger.
The badger began to roll on the ground, trying to put out the fire.
This trick successfully suppressed the fire, which was not big to begin with, but Zhang San had to get out of the hair on the back of the badger under this roll.
At this time.
Everyone discovered that Zhang San had scars on his body, basically one by one, which were all caused by the hair on the back of the badger like steel needles yesterday.
There is another point... Zhang San was not wearing clothes, only a pair of big shorts.
Zhang San didn't care. No matter how the badger rolled, he could avoid it in time, and sometimes jumped on the top of the badger's head, and the badger just couldn't catch him.
The harm is not high, but the insult is very strong!
Anyone who is climbed on the top of the head by others, even if he has a good temper, will not be able to help but get angry.
So.
When Zhang San climbed on the badger's head, it started fighting with itself, rolling and slapping itself.
Actually, he wanted to drive Zhang San out, but Zhang San was extremely flexible. He couldn't touch Zhang San even when he was wearing clothes last night, let alone Zhang San who was naked and like a loach now.
Li Cunxiao didn't continue to struggle, but stepped forward to help.
Seeing this, Jiang Tian had an idea in his mind.
"Lu Bu, come here."
Jiang Tian Lu Bu said: "Lu Bu, throw the bombs to Zhang San one by one, and let Zhang San stuff the bombs into the badger's body. I don't believe that the badger won't die."