Chapter 146 The Outbreak of War
[Xueba's glasses - these are ordinary silver-rimmed glasses, but wearing them will make you look a little smarter. Well, it just looks like it. I'll tell you, is this a special flat mirror that uses the flashes of a school bully to blind opponents! 】
【Xueba's tooth decay—"It's this tooth, woo woo woo, it's it, it almost killed me."]
[Xueba's dentures- "My denture is covered with poisonous teeth! Don't force me to bite you. Lick ... Ah ah ah, toxic!"]
[When you collect and equip the 'Xueba's Glasses', 'Xueba's Cavities', and Xueba's Dentures', you will get the special effect "School Scum Pretending to Be a Xueba", the ability to vomit is increased by 30%, and the rhythm The inventory is reduced by 30%, and the cuteness is increased by 30%--I haven't taken any medicine in the system today, but I still feel cute! 】
"Where should I start to complain? Should I start with how the three pieces of schoolmaster equipment turned into a scumbag? Or start with how to equip these two fangs? The poisonous fangs should hang up when they enter the mouth Alright! And what kind of mess is the added ability? What is the cuteness? Do I still need the ability to vomit and the integrity inventory? My integrity has long since had no lower limit, okay! I have given up treatment a long time ago, okay? Good! This is too bad to vomit, okay?"
Every time I see these bad lottery prizes, it can arouse my desire to vomit. At this time, after another series of vomits, I stared at the panel in front of me breathlessly, staring at it. with it.
"Kill you with your eyes, kill you with your eyes!"
Well, I know it looks stupid, but for an untouchable being who can't stop cheating you, what else can you do other than kill with your eyes.
Perhaps because of the excessive consumption of rebuilding the physical body, the recent lottery system has become more and more unreliable. The things that have been drawn recently are all very speechless.
【Wordless Heavenly Book——It contains the supreme way of heaven. 】
Well, I don’t know about the Heavenly Book or something, but this book really doesn’t have a single word, what do you think?
【Balabala little magic fairy transforms into a magic wand——I took a lot of medicine today. I feel cuter! Singing "on behalf of the moon to punish you" while transforming in conjunction with the dance moves, there is an additional strength bonus. Oh pink. 】
Well, needless to say the rest, after drawing this non-mainstream wand, I immediately walked slowly to the windowsill and opened the window. Then just toss it out.
"Who would say such a shameful line! Go all the way!"
[Holy Sword: The old thief in Fujian must die——the latest darling of the "One Hit Kill (Must Die)" Holy Sword series,
The product of readers' and editors' grievances, it has a one-hit kill (one-hit explosion) special effect on drafters and those who go out to collect materials. It is especially flavorful to use with the above one. 】
Well, throwing away those obviously spoofing weird things, the system did give some "good things".
[Dongfeng 41 strategic nuclear bomb—don't say the system doesn't give you good things. As long as you dare to use it and can use it, this thing is definitely powerful enough. 】
When I saw this thing, I was really scared, but after looking at the accompanying manual, I knew I was cheated again.
"Need special launch equipment? You can think of a way for this. How can I break it if I enter the wrong password and lock it directly? Where can I find the launch password? Can I only pry it open for research? But in case it explodes directly, you can pay for the insurance Also, what does it mean for the magical world to give nuclear bombs? Do you dare to give some normal ones, such as powerful curse spells?"
Don't say it, the system is really daring. The next time I drew a super powerful alien spell.
【Long Mie Zhan——something darker than dusk, bright red than blood, find yourself in the long river of time...】
When the incantation that I was familiar with from my childhood was in front of me, I trembled with excitement.
"Oh oh! A super forbidden curse that can be borrowed from a demon king from another world just by chanting a spell? A great forbidden curse that can cause great damage with only a small amount of mana? That's great!"
So, I found a place where no one was there, and started my own experiment.
Failed? Having trouble with spells? No, there are really no fakes produced by the system. I succeeded, and the spell is really genuine and effective. The connection with the demon king of the other world was also successfully initiated.
"Welcome to the summoning system of the power of the demon king from another world... The demon king you are calling is not in the service area, the system is busy, please call later, please call again later. Dududu, thank you for your interest in this spell system support."
All right. The devil is very busy, he is not in the service area... I can understand that this spell system is a patent of a certain world, and it is normal that it cannot be connected, but what does the next reply mean!
"Later, please rate the quality of this service. Are you satisfied or very satisfied? Of course, super satisfaction is also possible?"
Faced with such a "dear user, I am your father, whether you like it or not" user service, you can still be a magic horse, cut off contact, and look at the sky without words.
In fact, this is not the worst. One year ago, I drew a batch of legendary treasures in a row. Looking at the pile of orange legends almost made me happy.
"Ha, one-star bead, two-star bead...seven-star bead, can all wishes come true after gathering seven dragon beads?"
At that time, I was not so miserable. After drawing six dragon balls in a row, and getting the system's affirmative guarantee for the effectiveness of the dragon balls, I was full of expectations for the last dragon ball, and even started to plan how to use that wish. , thinking about how to get the most benefit, and even filled a notebook with a plan.
But it's a pity that there were more than a dozen lucky draw opportunities in the next year, but I never got the last dragon ball. In the end, I could only let out a helpless roar.
"You're just kidding me. You're not those cheating domestic online game carousel draws. There are only draws, no prizes!"
"...The karma involved in the four-star dragon ball is too strong. I can arrange a challenge mission. As long as you defeat its guardian, it will be yours."
I still read the national manga of Dragon Ball back then, the owner of the four-star Dragon Ball? Isn't it the Monkey King who is the protagonist of the comics?
Challenge Monkey King? Thinking of those outrageous powerhouses in the comics who would destroy planetary universes at every turn, I shuddered.
But then, I remembered that when the plot of the manga was still normal at the beginning, Dragon Ball had already appeared. Maybe what I was going to face was not so outrageous. There is still a possibility to try.
"Is it the little Goku from the beginning? It can't be the Super Saiyan who destroyed the planet with a shock wave... Why don't you answer? Could it be the more outrageous Super Three?"
"Don't worry, it's not Super Three, it's Super Thirty Three, Super Saiyan Thirty Three!"
"Don't fool me! I've read that manga too! The Thirty-Three Super Saiyan from that world!"
"Hey, I said it was a parallel universe. In that world, Dragon Ball was too popular, and the editor didn't let it end, so I dragged the show all the way, from Super Three to Super Thirty Three. Hey, you don't even know what the power system collapsed into later. It looks like it. Destroy worlds and planets in the early stage, and directly destroy galaxies and multiverses in the later stage."
"Besides, you all know that it was drawn from the real parallel world. You think that with the deduction model of the Dragon Ball world, you will continue to surpass, super, and super super, even if the plot is not broadcast. But there will be no stronger ones later Is it an enemy? Let alone Chao Thirty-Three, as long as the universe is not destroyed, Chao Three Thirty-Three is possible!"
Well, there is no need to say more about the rest, the first generation of Super Saiyans can kill me in seconds, if Thirty-Three really comes, it will be like punching Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten. The rhythm of the air every second, every day, every second? I didn't want to die so tragically, so I directly rejected the system's 'kindness'.
Later, with the deduction of time (the number of times I was cheated increased), I almost sorted out some rules.
It's not that the system is wholeheartedly defrauding people, but that his ability itself has its limits, and the law of distorting the future will bear the corresponding cause and effect, and the law of giving back as much as you give will still be obeyed.
Therefore, the dream of being able to draw extremely powerful treasures with only a few points in the lottery can basically be broken.
So for quite some time. I focused on selecting the option of "Shengong Cheats", and "Sacred Weapons", "Extraordinary Treasures" and the like were not considered.
"If I gain power from 'foreign knowledge' and change the future, I will do it myself, and it has nothing to do with the system itself. The system only needs to bear a small part of the cause and effect? This is simply an obvious official loophole left on purpose, no Choose who you choose."
Therefore, although the extraction of the "Shengong Cheats" also yielded a lot of speechless things, such as the above "Wordless Heavenly Book" and "Dragon Extinguishing Mantra" with wrong worldviews, there are also the previous "Nine Yin Scriptures", Things like "Sunflower Collection", "Cute Puppet Girl Collection", "PS Beauty Making Manual" are real, but I don't know what they are used for... Well, forget about the above Well, at least those research notes of otherworldly mages are indeed good things, and I have gained a lot from them, which are more useful than those completely unreliable otherworldly treasures.
And the reason why the last few times, all the opportunities have been used to extract rare treasures from other worlds is nothing more than planning to draw a male drowning spring to compensate the unlucky Ke Luosi, but unfortunately, all the Xueba series that occasionally appeared on the turntable However, there is still no sign of the male drowning spring that appeared every time he reserved it.
"Forget it, you need to open the treasure chest appropriately. Don't think you are the protagonist if you are ugly and lucky. This time, let's change your luck this time, or draw magic tricks or something."
And when the destiny points were invested this time, I stopped with the fast turntable and saw the "secret book" that jumped out, I couldn't help but gasped.
It was a hardcover game guide, and on the cover was the roaring orc army and countless orc heroes.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the "Orc Plateau Prestige Speed Raiders - Top 100 Clan Information Collection". System prompt: Not only the special units and basic forces of each tribe, but also the personal preferences of the chiefs and heroes of each tribe. 】
"System, can you not be so obvious about your cheating. But this time it's just right, I like it! Thirty-two likes!"
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"The so-called Prince Roland recommended by Donglan Principality is a fake. It's not an awakened returning heroic spirit at all, it's just a sign Donglan uses to stabilize people's hearts!"
When I heard that Sluwell Kingdom issued a notification to all countries and churches of the gods, I was not surprised at all. This was completely expected, but I was still annoyed.
"Fimr Caso? Since you can send killers to kill me for the sake of power, then what's the point of saying some nonsense about denying your ancestors?"
And if it's understandable for Sluwell to deny my identity in order to stabilize his orthodox position, then the next notification after that will obviously be a dead end.
"Everything is calm in the Fortress of Tears of Kamo. Our country has just signed a peace agreement with the orc tribes. The rumors of orc invasion spread by fake Roland are proof of his conspiracy! He is sowing discord between us and our orc friends!"
In a certain sense, Sluwell is indeed the successor of the land of mist, but they have denied the way of founding the land of mist in the past, and they actively moved closer to the major kingdoms of human beings. It also mainly uses the diplomatic means of buying and making peace.
It has to be said that in a sense, they did a good job. The reputation of the Kingdom of Sluwell in the human world is much better than that of the Principality of Donglan and the Kingdom of Lan.
And considering that Kamo's Tears Fortress is indeed difficult to conquer, the tribal chiefs who received a large amount of property also turned their hunting attention to other human countries. Not many.
For the orc tribe, as long as the road to return to their hometown is opened, robbing is not robbing anyone. Anyway, it is different from the country of Lan in the past. There are more than one human countries bordering on the orcs. Since Sluwell uses both soft and hard, then, In addition, find a soft persimmon and pinch it.
Another country that bears the main pressure of the orcs, the Duke of Kasomi, has a lot of complaints about this way of moving the disaster to the east, but they are doing this, so there is nothing they can do, just bear with it.
Yes, the Principality of Kasomi was originally a nail that was inserted in response to the pressure of the orcs. After the fall of the Kingdom of Lan, most of the truly cruel human-animal wars were undertaken by it.
The motivation for the orcs' invasion of the south is very simple. In the short term, it is to hunt for resources, but there is only one long-term goal, or should be the ultimate goal - to regain the birthplace of the orcs, the Bianlua Great Plains.
The Great Plains of Bienlua is not the territory of orcs now, it is the territory and granary of the human superpower San Antonio Empire, and the Principality of Kasomi is a vassal state of the San Antonio Empire.
It is said that the country’s king, Grand Duke Kasomi, also has the status of a great nobleman of the San Antonio Empire. Even the country’s powerful troops are original San Antonio products. Every year, many young generals who pop up suddenly show their talents, and most of them It's San Antonio.
There is also a short story about lifting a rock and hitting one's own foot.
After a long period of time, when the orcs occupied the territory of the original Land of Mist, the orcs with a strong reproductive rate never gave up the dream of returning to the place of origin. Large-scale invasions and small-scale rangers are annoying. Many troubled countries finally began to miss the "smelly and hard barbarian country".
"Thirty or forty wolf cavalry may not be worth mentioning on the frontal battlefield, but once they enter the hinterland of our plain, they can cause countless murders. Those orcs that proliferate like cockroaches can't be killed. We need one barrier!"
Thus, under the operation of several super empires, there was the Principality of Kasomi.
The history of this country is not long, less than two hundred years at full count, and after the founding of the country, it was nailed like a nail at the entrance of the orcs into the human world. The orcs blocked the plateau.
The Principality of Kasomi and the Kingdom of Sluwell, the super fortress city of Herus Fortress and the Fortress of Tears of Kamo, after the fall of the Kingdom of Lan, became the throats of the human kingdoms guarding the advance route of the orc tribes.
Leveraging the unique geographical advantages of the fortress city and the resource support of countless human kingdoms in the rear, in the past two hundred years, they have also caused the orcs to return countless times. Kamo's Tears is the place where the previous great chief Kamo finally died. name.
But this time, the situation is really different.
"Urgent report! War breaks out! The army of orcs raided Sluwell, directly bypassing the Fortress of Tears of Kamo, and four medium-sized cities were slaughtered! Sluwell is in a hurry!" (To be continued. If you like this work , you are welcome to come to Qidian () to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to read.)