Chapter 1307 This Is a Tasteful Chapter of a Novel
The two sides confronted each other, and after the two teasers gradually fell silent, the air seemed to suddenly become serious.
The dark clouds in the sky also ran over to join in the fun.
This is bound to be a big battle.
A battle comparable to the last time, the battle between the Twin Gates and the Immortal Sect.
So atmosphere and environment rendering had to be in place.
Atmosphere Rendering: Half of the book is omitted here.
Environment rendering: a part and a half are omitted here.
In the sky, Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing moved.
The air around them seems to have void cracks from time to time.
This is not an ordinary void crack, but a space-time crack.
Rifts in time and space appear, and you're either sucked in, never to return.
Either it will be twisted into a molecular form by the turbulent flow of time and space.
At this time, on Wen Zilong's side, the old devil's aura had also reached its peak.
The aura of the tenth-order peak made the surrounding buildings seem to wither.
The strengthened glass on the building was already overwhelmed, and they burst open one after another.
Huo Mowan's body suddenly soared a hundred times at this moment.
Reached a diameter of 100 meters.
And it continues to skyrocket.
The chaotic time-attributed energy that couldn't hurt his body surged out crazily.
In the distance, the ghost-eating crowd were all so excited that their palms were sweating.
Practicing all day is really boring.
Now there is a large-scale actual combat performance right in front of you, how can you not watch it?
Moreover, how many people have watched the powerhouse confrontation at the top of the tenth rank?
It is no exaggeration to say that after seeing this battle, they can boast for three thousand years.
The sky is about to rain.
The dark clouds seemed to directly smother the earth to death.
At this moment, Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing finally moved.
The two of them, like meteors, fell from the sky to the ground in an instant.
People in the distance didn't see how they moved at all.
Only two cyan streamers were seen, hitting the ground.
The ground was smashed by the two of them until there were cracks in the ground.
All the people who eat ghosts have great eyes.
Excitedly rubbing hands.
The good show is finally staged.
At this time, Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing who fell on the ground uttered four words that shocked everyone.
"We surrender."
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Everyone is stupid.
The killer with such emotions had a bit of astonishment on his face.
Ling Xueer's eyes widened and her mouth opened wide.
Unable to afford the injury, he rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
Then he realized that he had rubbed it wrong, and picked out his ears again.
Did you hear me wrong?
Those ghost-eating people in the distance felt extremely uncomfortable.
The words spoken by the head were as calm as "I have eaten".
But they felt as uncomfortable as if they were being fed shit.
"I'm stupid, what the hell?"
"I'll give it a go!"
"I am Nima."
"Do you still have a little professional ethics? Do you still have a sense of public morality?"
"After such a big battle, what's the matter if you just surrender and admit defeat?"
"My socks are off, you show me this?
Someone is puzzled:
"Everyone takes off their pants, why do you take off your socks?"
The man explained:
"Because I have athlete's foot. Every time I watch the excitement and see the excitement, I feel hot all over when I get excited. Especially the soles of my feet are itchy. So I always take off my socks to scratch."
While talking, he grabbed the soles of his feet vigorously.
"Well, this explanation is very reasonable. It is more reasonable than taking off your pants. After all, it is impossible for someone to take off your pants in front of so many people, and you really took off your socks."
Another crowd of ghost eaters pushed away the crowd and squeezed in.
Eyes sparkle:
"You have athlete's foot!?"
The man nodded, "Yes, is there a problem?"
The man with the sparkling eyes was excited:
"Great, can you give me your original socks?"
"Uh……"
The man with sparkling eyes thought he was unwilling, and said hastily:
"Don't worry, I will give you money, as much as you want. We are not short of money."
The ghost-eating people around:
"Brother, people buy those beautiful women's pussies and the like, you buy the original socks of a big man who picks his feet?"
"And it's still the original socks of a big man with beriberi?"
"Brother, the taste is a bit unique."
The big man who picked his feet was even more righteous and stern:
"Who do you think I am? I read Spring and Autumn."
The man with sparkling eyes quickly explained:
"No, no, brother, you may have misunderstood. I didn't mean that."
"Then why are you buying my socks?"
"Well, brother, tell me the truth, when your feet are itchy and your feet are itchy, don't you feel good when you pick the soles of your feet?"
The big man who picked his feet thought for a while, then nodded:
"It's hard when the soles of the feet are itchy, but it's really refreshing when you pick your feet."
Other people around also nodded.
Although most of them have no athlete's foot, occasionally the soles of the feet will itch.
It is really uncomfortable when the soles of the feet are itchy, but it is very refreshing to pick them.
That kind of sourness is not something ordinary people can understand.
The man with shining eyes said:
"I once had athlete's foot, and I know the sour feeling. Later, the athlete's foot was cured, but I didn't feel the sourness again, so I tried various methods to get it back. There is a fortune teller I told me that if you find a person with athlete's foot and wear his socks, the chances of getting athlete's foot again are very high."
"So brother, sell it to me."
The surrounding people were speechless after hearing the words.
"The taste is so unique."
"I still want to get athlete's foot, see you for the first time."
The guy with the bright eyes shook his head.
You don't understand the loneliness of a brother, the sparrow knows the ambition of the swan, everyone is drunk and I am alone, the expression of being alone is not as happy as everyone.
The foot-picking man thought for a while and said:
"Since you have sincerely begged, then I will satisfy you in large quantities. Then... how much do you want to buy?"
"Brother, you can set the price casually. As I said, we are not short of money, but short of athlete's foot."
The foot-picking man thought about it again, and tentatively said:
"Ten thousand sub-dragon coins?"
The man with shining eyes said:
"Brother, I will give you one million directly. This one million packs of socks you have within a month. But the premise must be worn for at least three days, the original flavor. If I don't get athlete's foot again this month, then An additional one million will be included for you next month."
Hiss——
Hiss——
Hiss——
When everyone around heard this, they all took a breath of cold air rich in beriberi.
One month, ten pairs of socks, one million!
Crazy, absolutely crazy!
This guy doesn't have a mine at home, does he?
At this time, there was a man who hesitated and said:
"Well, brother, I still have a pair of underwear on me. I haven't washed it for three months, and it's guaranteed to be original. And...and I still have that kind of disease. Do you want it? I can sell it to you cheaply, just 10,000 yuan. "
When everyone heard the words, they distanced themselves from that person.
The man who bought the socks glared at the man.
Flicking his clothes, he said seriously:
"What do you think of me? I read Chunqiu."
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[It's boring to write about fighting and killing all the time. Let's adjust these two chapters. Whether you enjoy reading it or not, I write very interesting myself. 】