Section 335

"I haven't had much inspiration lately."

Zhou Chen pretended to be embarrassed, "I might not be able to write the lyrics tomorrow."

"No."

Muyu immediately bared his teeth, hugged his brother and cried, "You can't do this, my sister will be embarrassed."

"What does it have to do with you being embarrassed?"

Zhou Chen shrugged and wanted to continue teasing.

result……

"Hey, hey, don't take off my pants."

Zhou Chen laughed and cried to stop the crazy behavior of the young wood fish.

What is crazy batch?

It's like "I like my younger brother" just a second ago.

The next second.

She took out a kitchen knife and chopped off her brother's dog's head.

Or take off his brother's pants and take pictures with his cell phone to make threats.

Don't think that it's just a matter of whether the young wood fish can't do it.

When he was eighteen years old, Zhou Chen promised to marry her.

That night she sneaked into her brother's room and prepared to take off his pants and take pictures.

If her brother dares not to marry her in the future, she will threaten him with photos.

Zhou Chen was so damned at that time that he almost went blind.

"You obviously agreed."

Seeing the threat, Mu Xiaoyu got angry and knocked Zhou Chen down like a hungry tiger.

The siblings started fighting again.

Then the baby fish turned into a salted fish and was pressed on the sofa for repairs.

"If you behave well, there will be a new song tomorrow. If you behave badly, you will get nothing."

Zhou Chen threatened.

The young wooden fish then ate obediently, and then went to brush their teeth obediently.

Seeing that his sister was so obedient, Zhou Chen wrote an ancient song for her.

"Beauty Picture Scroll" is not only an ancient style, but also a half-drama tune.

Drama has requirements on the voice.

Young wood fish are indeed smart, and they are also well-founded.

After learning it twice, I got the hang of it.

This tossing lasted until late at night, when Zhou Chen carried his sister back to the house to sleep.

The young wooden fish got the new song and started to misbehave.

Noisy people can't sleep and want to listen to stories.

"The story is too long."

Zhou Chen thought for a while, "Let me tell you a joke."

"OK."

The young wooden fish lay on his body and waited for the joke.

"Actually, it's not a joke, it's a true story."

Zhou Chen thought about an experience in his previous life, "Once I went to the hospital to investigate. When some people were queuing up to register, an old man suddenly jumped into the queue of a girl."

"Then what?"

Muyu's eyes shone brightly, "What did the girl say?"

"Girls are so polite."

Zhou Chen said: "She said to the old man, uncle, you can't jump in line randomly, you have to queue up. Then the old man started to accuse the girl, saying that the girl does not respect the elderly and loves the young, and has no morals."

"The girl was also very stubborn and retorted directly, saying that respecting the elderly and caring for the young is for moral people, not for those who are shameless in relying on their elders."

"When the old man heard this, he became anxious instantly. People are not confused. Is he relying on his old man to act like he is old and not knowing what he is doing?"

"The old man pointed his finger at the girl and cursed her harshly. At this time, even the people next to her couldn't stand it anymore and started to speak for the girl."

"Who would have known that the old man suddenly lay on the ground and started howling, saying that the girl and others were beating him, shouting that they were being beaten."

"Everyone felt disgusted when facing such an old man. The girl didn't want to deal with such a troublesome person, but unexpectedly the old man grabbed her leg and refused to let her go."

"Then, a scene happened that shocked everyone and made them feel awesome."

"The girl quickly took off her safety pants and was grabbed by the old man on her calf. She shouted indecency and said that the old man was acting like a hooligan."

"Not only everyone was shocked, but the old man was also frightened and immediately let go of his hand. As a result, the girl grabbed the hands of the two older brothers who were passing by. She cried so hard that she pointed at the old man and said to the two older brothers, this old man is rude. Me, he even acted like a gangster and took off my pants.”

"When the two eldest brothers saw the safety pants on the girl's legs, they immediately became angry. They picked up the old man from the ground and sent him to the police station."

"At this time, the girl put on her safety pants very calmly, registered and left... I and the onlookers were stunned at that time."

Zhou Chen looked at the trembling wooden fish who was already smiling, "I'm just thinking about a question, can boys wear safety pants?"

"I can tell you very responsibly."

Mu Youyu spat with a charming smile, "Boys can also wear safety pants, the effect will be better!"

"Sure enough, the only thing that can defeat magic is magic."

Zhou Chen smiled and shook his head, "As long as I have no morals, morality cannot kidnap me."

Passerby: This is the Welfare Bureau!

After finally coaxing the young wood fish to sleep, Zhou Chen was just about to fall asleep.

Sudden.

[Ding, the King of Criminal Cases mission system is triggered]

[Mission: Be an enemy of the country]

[Task level: SS]

[Limited time: 20 days. 】

[Mission failure, punishment: random elimination, a system ability of the host itself]

[Mission completed, reward: random abilities, one exchange for items in the system store]

[Please host arrive at the mission location as soon as possible and take over the mission...]

Zhou Chen:? ? ?

What the hell is being an enemy of the country? Is the system trying to make me treason?

I took a look at the ‘mission location’ on the system map.

Zhou Chen breathed a sigh of relief.

Abroad! .

Chapter 327 Don’t be bad (1 update)

His mind was separated from the system tasks, and Zhou Chen quietly looked at the sleeping beauty in his arms.

Scattered sideburns hang down on her delicate and flawless face, and her beauty and charm are mixed with a temptation that makes people unable to take their eyes away.

Because of the deep sleep, or maybe because she finally stopped catching monsters, she looked quiet, like a lovely little flower.

The quiet Mu Youyu can be described as a fairy.

As if she felt something, she frowned like a painted moon.

Her peach blossom eyes trembled slightly, opened from the dream, and looked at the handsome face close at hand.

"What are you doing, want to do something bad?"

Two blushes appeared on Mu Youyu's face, making her already beautiful face look even more charming, with a charming smile, "Don't be naughty, sister wants to sleep."

Zhou Chen still looked at her quietly without saying anything.

"Why don't you hug me?"

Mu Youyu pouted, "Is sister not beautiful anymore?"

Zhou Chen stretched out his hand and took her into his arms.

"This is..."

Mu Youyu, who was fully awake, asked in a soft tone, "Are you leaving?"

"Yeah." Zhou Chen kissed her jade neck.

"So annoying."

Mu Youyu hugged his waist like a spoiled child, and made a pitiful expression, "Your Majesty, why don't you skip the morning court today and take care of your beloved concubine, okay?"

"Are you hinting to me that you are very fuckable now?"

Zhou Chen smiled and kissed her pink lips.

Can you blame the emperors of ancient times for not liking the morning court?

There is only one little beauty by your side.

As long as you act like a spoiled child, your body will be numb.

There are exactly 3,000 beauties in the harem around the emperor.

Can he resist giving others a handle?