Chapter 113

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Wu Ding doesn't have much psychological foundation, so it's not a matter of acting skills.

He is someone who loves to act. He has been involved in so many worlds, so his basic skills are guaranteed.

And in terms of the basic rules of acting, this kind of simple emotional chaos and madness is actually relatively easy.

Wu Ding was worried about his adjectives.

In order to bring emotion, he described scenes from the real world, but he couldn't speak directly, so he had to make some magical changes.

It has to be changed so that they can understand it immediately, without any barriers to understanding, and they are eager to hear it.

The traditional "fairy world" is not unusable.

The carved railings and jade masonry, the jade buildings and the jade buildings are in harmony with the splendor and magnificence that we see every day in the world of mountains and seas.

Wu Ding promised that as long as he said it, the listener would instantly understand that it was the "fairy world" and there would be absolutely no need for further guidance.

But this cannot lead to the golden finger he wants to bring out.

In the traditional story, the immortal ate the Queen Mother's flat peaches and drank the jade liquid. Need to farm? No need.

In traditional stories, immortals fly on clouds. Do they need a calm and dust-free cement road? No need.

There is no need for it, there is no point in making the fairy world look beautiful.

Is it used to make up the word count?

Let’s talk about the demons in this world.

It is not only convenient for you to express emotions, but also you can add details anytime and anywhere without fear of being confused, and it can also extend the golden finger later. Kill several birds with one stone.

Wu Ding finished adjusting his emotions.

With a smile on his face that said, "I must be under too much pressure recently," he hinted that the two listeners should ignore what he just said.

Fortunately, Mr. Bao praised it purely from a literary perspective.

"Sleepwalking in Taixu, Taoist theory. It is indeed a world that people yearn for."

"Yes, I sometimes think about how great it would be if it were true. If nothing else, the scenery in the fields is different. Those golden ears of rice, it looks like the yield per mu is at least about ten dan."

Ten stones is equivalent to approximately one thousand catties.

This is a guarantee for modern rice production, no matter what kind of rice is produced.

I remember that the yield index of hybrid rice in 2015 seems to be 1,800 pounds. Note that this is an index, not the maximum value.

But for the ancients, this number was basically a daydream.

In the Song Dynasty, basically two to three hundred kilograms was already a super bumper harvest.

Master Bao's eyes lit up, and he seemed quite satisfied with Wu Ding's dream. I wish I could experience it myself.

Inspiration flooded into his brain, and Bao Zheng, who had always been pragmatic, wanted to write an article like "Taixu Dream Travel".

Without him, this imaginary scenery is really beautiful.

This question and answer involves food.

But it made Li Li, who was originally very chicken-blooded, feel a little confused.

Wait, food? Does the fairy world need food?

By the way, Wu Ding also mentioned some delicacies from all over the world that can be enjoyed while sitting down.

As cultivators in the mortal world, they can live without grains as their cultivation level rises. But do they still need to eat after they ascend?

The answer "fairyland" that originally came out of his mouth was stuck in his throat.

But what is it if it’s not a fairyland?

For a moment, Li Li's expression was a little strange, as if he was possessed by an evil spirit, and he was unpredictable.

Bao Zheng saw his expression. Since immortals cannot be possessed by evil spirits, Bao Zheng did not ask.

Wu Ding also saw his expression... But Bao Zheng had already answered the next words, so it didn't matter what Li Li was thinking.

Wu Ding decisively put Li Li aside and continued chatting happily with Mr. Bao.

The more the two chatted, the more they talked. Wu Ding seemed to be led by Master Bao, and recalled more and more scenes from his dreams.

An upright and good official like Bao Zheng became increasingly obsessed with the world described by Wu Ding.

Wu Ding completely avoided some modern institutional issues.

The focus is on high living standards and happiness.

The two hit it off immediately, and the more they talked, the more they became more and more speculative.

Master Bao couldn't help but sigh about the key point of what Wu Ding wanted.

"Such a magnificent scene is like a fairyland."

Wu Ding's eyes lit up, but he still had to be modest: "What is the fairy world? Where is the fairy world like this? Shouldn't the fairy world be about gods flying around, immortality, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother?"

Wu Ding brought up the rhythm slightly.

Bao Zheng expressed his own thoughts with dignity.

"As Zheng said, this is the fairyland." The core of Master Bao's world view is always the people of this world.

Jade Emperor, Queen Mother? Can it be eaten?

Fertile fields with a yield of thousands of pounds per acre are the most beautiful scenery.

Mr. Bao's heartfelt emotion directly inspired Li Li and made him suddenly enlightened.

"yes!"

The two people who were having an animated discussion were startled by Li Li's loud voice.

It's not just them.

Even the servant standing guard outside the door staggered in and asked the immortal if he had anything to say.

"It's okay, it's okay, please step back."

Li Li looked at Wu Ding with burning eyes.

Bao Zheng is right, who stipulates that the legendary world is the fairy world?

Has anyone who ascended to heaven come back and told us that the fairy world is not like that?

No!

Except for Wu Ding, who had lost his memory, no one else said anything.

Does the fairy world have to be a group of gods who don’t eat fireworks?

Even in folklore, isn't there a saying that good people go to heaven to enjoy happiness? There are also stories about famous generals becoming gods after their death.

If nothing else, Guan Erye.

If you say that there is no place for Guan Erye in the fairy world, the world's military generals will be the first to disagree.

But Erye is not a cultivator.

So, the fairy world that Wu Ding "saw" is more reasonable.

Ordinary people do good deeds throughout their lives, and their souls have the opportunity to be extradited to the fairy world, where they can enjoy happiness in a perfect world without worries.

And cultivators or capable people like Erye who enjoy eternal incense may be "officials" in the fairy world.

That's right, officials need to be evaluated and have to go down to the world to experience tribulations!

Those "officials" have fairy magic and don't need to eat and drink, but ordinary people do.

Wait, not all ordinary people.

After Li Li figured it out in an instant, he also thought about it himself.

If he was lucky enough to ascend successfully, he would have to choose between delicious food and wine and swallowing dew in the morning and drinking wind in the evening...

He chose the former.

After Li Li roared, his expression was sometimes happy and sometimes tangled.

In the end, he was refreshed and saw the weird eyes of Bao Zheng and Wu Ding.

No, I'm not, I'm not sick, don't get me wrong.

Wu Ding rolled his eyes at Li Li.

Whatever, today's goal has been achieved anyway.

In his plan.

The first step, the dream of the fairyland has been completed.

The second step, pretend to be stimulated, the awakening of version 2.0, remembering many things.

The third step, grateful for the suffering of the people, willing to pay a heavy price to take out the items.

Only if the drama is enough, they will pay enough attention to this sudden "gift".

It is also easy to plug some bugs.

After all, "it's hard to come by".

In this case, if there are legends of immortals going through tribulations in the past, it is reasonable for them not to take it.

Wu Ding made several sets of contingency plans and adjusted them at any time according to the actual situation.

Now... Wu Ding, who has completed the first step, turned the topic back to Mr. Bao's calligraphy.

No matter how much Mr. Bao wrote, he was ready to pack it all.

And smuggle paperweights, brushes and so on.

It would be better if there were jade pendants and folding fans.

But it's a pity. Although Mr. Bao's family is not so poor that they cannot afford jade pendants.

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But this does not conform to Mr. Bao's practical philosophy.

Jade pendants are no longer an anti-exposure accessory. For a practical person like Mr. Bao, it is not necessary for etiquette occasions. He can't not bring it, so he doesn't bring it. It will get in the way when he goes to the fields.

Folding fans are even more unnecessary.

If you don't take the paperweight, you don't necessarily take Mr. Bao's official belt, official seal or more private personal belongings.

Wait, do you want to take a few official documents? This is of great archaeological research value.

The reason why the Yunmeng Shuihudi Qin Jian is so famous is that Qin Lixi recorded all his work and took it into the tomb?

Xi's tomb does not have any traditional burial objects at all, only bamboo slips.

A workaholic in the Qin Dynasty made people in later generations truly appreciate what the laws of the Qin Dynasty are.

Bao Daren, the iron-faced and impartial Bao Daren who distinguished loyalty from treachery, isn't his case-solving document worth collecting?

Ahem, yes, personal collection.

Wu Ding found many high-sounding reasons for himself to "follow" the official documents, but in fact it was just chasing stars.

The gap of more than 400 years between the Lanting Preface and the Lanting Collection was a headache for Wu Ding to make up.

Bao Daren's official documents were taken back just after they were freshly produced, and there was a gap of more than 1,000 years.

It is impossible to treat them as cultural relics. You can only keep them for your own enjoyment.

But who doesn't want them.

If there are fewer official documents, it will cause trouble for Bao Daren, right?

Or let Bao Daren copy a copy... an expired official document will do.

Wu Ding was still thinking about this and that.

Li Li, who was just blocked by the eyes of Wu Ding and Bao Zheng, shouted again.

"Wait a minute."

Wu Ding, who was thinking about how to ask for the official documents: ? ? ? ?

Bao Zheng, who was writing to the immortal with all his heart: ? ? ?

Then the two of them were a little speechless at the same time: What's wrong with you!

Wu Ding and Li Li are friends of life and death.

Bao Zheng also looked helpless at Li Li, and it can be seen that he was really abnormal today.

His expression was distorted and startled, and when they looked at him, he was distracted again.

After returning from distraction, he continued to be startled.

"Brother Li, what's the matter?"

"Come with me."

Li Li thought for a long time and finally made up his mind to confess everything.

It's one thing for him to guess.

It's another thing for Wu Ding to take the initiative to say it.

All the people who came to the world to experience before, even those who had memories, kept their mouths shut about the immortal world.

It can be seen that there is a probability... that cannot be said.

But seeing that Wu Ding knew nothing and was ready to talk to anyone he met.

Maybe he will say everything he should and shouldn't say in the future, so he should reveal some of it himself.

After all, from the perspective of common legal logic, the crime is different if someone else guesses it and if you say it yourself.

I guess it’s the same in the fairy world.

Li Li pulled Wu Ding to another room. He wasn’t as arrogant as Wu Ding, who used talismans or something to soundproof.

He just used the most vulgar method—speaking in a low voice.

Wu Ding:…………

Wu Ding: !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

Fuck you.

Talent! Buddy!!! !!!

You thought of everything I didn’t even think of!!

The world view is complete!

It is normal for Wu Ding to show any expression after hearing such explosive news.

After Li Li finished speaking, he also felt refreshed and happy as never before.

"So... just live in Yuxia Temple, understand?"

After the matter was opened, Li Li simply begged for a backdoor.

"If I came to the mortal world to gain experience, where did I get these things?"

"Maybe you have come down more than once."

The first time, dig a hole, bury some soil, and plant one, two, three, four, and five.

The second time, go down to the mortal world, dig a hole, and learn about the local tyrants.

As a result, he accidentally lost his memory, which led to the current situation.

Wu Ding admired Li Li's ability to patch up.

So he accepted this identity vest without hesitation.

Skip plan 2 directly and start plan 3.

"Is that so..." Wu Ding's expression was painful, and cold sweat broke out instantly.

"Are you okay? What did you remember again?"

Wu Ding was very dedicated and had a headache. His face turned pale. It took him a stick of incense to recover.

"Well, thank you, I remembered something very crucial."

"Just think about it, don't say anything more."

Li Li just wanted to ask for a big leg and a backdoor, but he didn't want to bring trouble or harm to Wu Ding.

"Bao Zheng treats what you just said as a dream, I will explain to him along this reason."

"Do you have a way to meet the current emperor?"

"What?"

"Meet the current emperor and tell him that I have a divine object to offer."

"What?"

"Besides [what], do you have anything else to say?"

Cultivators try not to get involved with the royal family.

Even if they are "national teachers", their main function is only to prevent the enemy from cheating and attacking when the two countries are at war.

When Wu Ding asked to see the emperor.

Li Li's eyes were about to fall out.

"What divine object? The elixir of immortality? Are you so poor that you are short of money?"

The elixir of immortality is the ultimate dream of mortals.

But it is a classic scam in the cultivation world.

Whoever mentions it is a liar, but such scammers have emerged in endlessly.

"Do you remember what I mentioned, in the dream... no, those mirror-like grounds in the fairyland?"

"I remember." He was envious for a moment, after all, even for cultivators, the road they should take when going out is the same.

"I can come up with a recipe. It can also be laid in the mortal world."

Li Li felt that today's day of staring almost achieved the effect of opening the corners of his eyes.

"Do you remember the good seeds that yield thousands of gold per mu that I mentioned?"

"I remember."

"I can also take it out."

"You brought these with you when you came to the mortal world?"

"No, if I remember correctly, these are not allowed." Wu Ding suddenly turned cold and smiled sarcastically. "I can bring down any cultivation resources to make myself rise to prominence, but I can't bring down some things that can make mortals live better. Haha... immortal."

The endless ridicule directly gave Wu Ding a character who was dedicated to the people of the world and resisted the indifferent heaven.

The heavens are ruthless, this is a very mainstream saying in this cultivation world.

Otherwise, why have we never seen immortals devoting themselves to save people from danger?

"Wu Ding, then you..."

"I have a way to get it directly, but it requires some price."

"What price? If you can afford it, don't ask the emperor, we will take care of it at Yuxia Temple."

A thousand kilograms per mu!

This merit... No, even if this is a serious sin, it must be done!

Wu Ding's expression was embarrassed for a moment.

Li Li interpreted that the price was too high.

Wu Ding's OS was: Actually, I haven't thought it through yet.

Forget it, it's all bragging anyway.

"My twenty years of life, my immortality, and the hundred years of the Song Dynasty."

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