43-Traditional Massage
Although it was considered a win, everyone knew that Sang Li had intentionally given in.
Ye Fufeng had no time to heal his wounds, so he took out the jade talisman, logged into the immortal network, opened the private chat interface of [The Taste of Saury], and started sending messages.
[This name has been taken] Junior sister, actually I am not the first today, I wonder if I can be the first in the Yuanying group next time? I will practice hard.
[The Taste of Saury] Are you Ye Fufeng, or Lingtian?
Ye Fufeng was a little nervous, but he was looking forward to it, so he replied a little playfully:
[This name has been taken] Guess
[The Taste of Saury] I guess you are Lingtian, I like Senior Brother Lingtian!
Sang Li replied to the message helplessly, hey, she is really a clever ghost. In this way, Ye Fufeng will not say anything about meeting. She didn't know why Ye Fufeng suddenly liked her vest. Fortunately, Ye Fufeng didn't know that this vest was hers, and she didn't know that she had seen through everything and had discovered Ye Fufeng's identity long ago.
【The Taste of Saury】Senior Brother Lingtian is so handsome! Why is there such a handsome male cultivator in the world! Senior Brother, you always say that you are in seclusion for cultivation. I just happen to have never seen Senior Brother Lingtian in the sect before. You must be Senior Brother Lingtian, right?
【The Taste of Saury】Senior Brother Lingtian, you are so perfect. I like you so much!
Ye Fufeng looked at the sudden news of his favorite Junior Sister Xiaoyu, and felt mixed emotions in his heart. Finally, he couldn't help but spit out blood and covered his chest.
"Why..."
"I..."
Ye Fufeng was too sad, his heart was sour and bitter, and he wanted to cry a little.
【The name has been taken】Actually, I...
【The Taste of Saury】I know you like me too!
Sang Li continued to work hard and fully exerted the intelligence in his little brain.
This way, Ye Fufeng should not mention the face-to-face meeting.
No one is willing to be a substitute.
If Ye Fufeng said he was not Ling Tian, then they would not chat again in the future. If Ye Fufeng admitted it, it would be too tragic. A dog licker will not have a good end.
Ye Fufeng spit out blood again.
If he admitted that he was not Ling Tian's junior brother, would he be able to chat with Xiao Yu's junior sister in the future?
If he pretended to be Ling Tian's junior brother, he could spend some more time with Xiao Yu's junior sister.
Neither actively admitted nor refuted.
It was the first time I did something that violated morality. I felt sad but also coveted the relaxed and sweet feeling in the texts she sent.
[This name has been taken] I'm a little tired, I'll take a rest first.
[The taste of saury] Ling Tian's senior brother, go to bed early, good night = 3 =
Ye Fufeng felt empty in his heart, as if a piece of him had been hollowed out.
Master said that his swordsmanship was extremely emotional. If he couldn't get out of it, he would only destroy himself or sink in the emotional disaster again and again.
At this time, maybe I should talk to my elder brother to dispel my worries.
Si Qingyan has been watching the development of the situation, and also saw the chat records between Ye Fufeng and Sang Li through illegal means, and felt that this matter was a bit tricky.
Soon, Sang Li and Ye Fufeng sent him messages at the same time.
[The Taste of Saury] Brother Qingyan, I have encountered a difficult problem recently, and I don’t know what to do. You have experience and may be able to think of a good solution.
[Yan Qingsi] What is the difficult problem?
[The Taste of Saury] This is a long story. You, Ye Li, and Ye Sang all know that I am a female cultivator, but Ye Fufeng doesn’t know. He always thought I was a male cultivator. Then, he fell in love with the virtual me on the Internet... Forget it, it’s hard to explain. I’ll forward you a chat record. See what I should do now?
Sang Li picked out some key information and forwarded it to Si Qingyan, eager to get some useful advice.
At the same time, Ye Fufeng also sent:
[This name has been taken] Brother, I told a lie, what should I do?
[This name has been taken] Junior Sister Xiaoyu thought I was Junior Brother Lingtian, and I didn't refute it.
[This name has been taken] I shouldn't lie, but I don't want to be deleted by Junior Sister Xiaoyu.
Si Qingyan held her chin and began to think about how to solve this problem.
When Sang Li chatted on Xianwang, she was a cute girl and successfully attracted Ye Fufeng.
Find a real cute girl who likes Ye Fufeng and let her use Sang Li's account to continue chatting with Ye Fufeng?
Not feasible. What if Ye Fufeng doesn't like the cute girl, but Sang Li under the vest, wouldn't it ruin a marriage? Sang Li is also quite good to Ye Fufeng, but she is good to everyone, and you can't tell the difference.
Let Sang Li say that she is in seclusion, and then give up this account? Or open it again after ten or twenty years? Ye Fufeng probably dug Taiyi Palace all over, or wait forever.
Suddenly, Si Qingyan had an idea.
[Yan Qingsi] I thought of a way.
[The taste of saury] What way?
[Yan Qingsi] You ask him out, saying you want to play together, and I'll persuade him to look like you. Then I'll make a female puppet to meet him on your behalf, so that you two won't get along and will be ruined by being exposed.
[Yan Qingsi] Don't you know that online romances are ruined by being exposed? I'll make the puppet ugly and scare Ye Fufeng, and he won't think about these things anymore.
[The Taste of Saury] Great! You're a fucking genius!
[The Taste of Saury] Oh my god, why didn't I think of such a great method! It's a one-time solution! I'll go talk to him right away! You persuade him to go out and play with me.
[Yan Qingsi] Reach a consensus
The corners of Si Qingyan's mouth curved with wisdom, and green grass seemed to grow on her head, and her whole person exuded a calm and indifferent aura.
[This name has been taken] Brother, Junior Sister Xiaoyu asked me to go out to play, what should I do? Should I confess that I am not Junior Brother Ling Tian...
[Yan Qingsi] Since I asked you to go out, let’s go out and play. I’ll help you hold down Junior Brother Lingtian, and you can become him and go see Junior Sister Xiaoyu.
[This name is already taken] This is not good.
[Yan Qingsi] You can send a message to Junior Brother Ling Tian. If he agrees, wouldn't it be okay? Wait until you get along with Junior Sister Xiaoyu and you are in love with her, then tell her your true identity and apologize properly, she won't be angry. If she gets angry, a big stone will fall in your heart, which is better than being so worried.
[This name has been taken] Brother, you are right. Do you know Junior Brother Lingtian’s Immortal Network account? I don't know about his communication jade talisman mark, so it can't transmit sound.
[Yan Qingsi] I will tell you his communication jade talisman mark, you just tell him directly. Junior Brother Ling Tian is very easy to talk to.
[This name has been taken] Brother, I really don’t know what I would do without you here.
[Yan Qingsi] I hope your mood will get better soon.
[This name has been taken] I am much better now, happy = 3 =
Si Qingyan breathed a sigh of relief.
Just refine one more puppet and that's it!
[The taste of saury] hhh, I don’t know why, I suddenly feel so exciting! This is my first time doing this kind of thing! Although I feel a little sorry for Ye Fufeng, I am so excited and looking forward to it! It feels like life is about to reach its peak.
[Yan Qingsi] Come to my place and let’s refine the puppet together.
[Taste of saury] I’ll come right away! I am coming!
[Yan Qingsi] Be quieter and don’t let people discover the flaw
[The taste of saury] I am invisible.
Soon, Sang Li stood outside Si Qingyan's door.
Si Qingyan opened the door, and the two of them looked at each other and smiled, with a twinkle in their eyes.
"If I hadn't accepted his friend request, I wouldn't be in this situation now."
"It's good to make a clean break so that we won't be embarrassed when we meet in the future."
Sang Li sighed while kneading the ingredients.
She has already made an agreement with Ye Fufeng. The three nights will happen to be full moon nights. At that time, Ye Fufeng will go out to meet "Junior Sister Xiaoyu" as "Ling Tian".
"What will it be like then?" Si Qingyan placed the skeleton on the flat refining table, and then slowly filled it with muscles, blood, and skin.
"Become a back killer, it will be more shocking." Sang Li is really a very bad person, his mind is full of tricks, and he even thought of the nose-picking back killer in Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang. It would be nice to make one exactly the same, but I'm afraid Ye Fufeng won't be able to bear it.
"Devil." Si Qingyan looked at the facial features drawn by Sang Li and was very impressed.
"Both each other." Sang Li put down his brush and revealed the oval face on the paper.
The combination of garlic nose, triangular eyes, pointed eyebrows, flaming red lips, protruding teeth and thick beard is shocking.
"This is too exaggerated."
Si Qingyan felt a little at a loss as to what to do.
Sang Li is so cruel.
"Don't be cruel, what if he still likes Junior Sister Xiaoyu? I'm afraid he doesn't care about appearance, which would be even more terrifying. You must find a way to make him never want to see Junior Sister Xiaoyu again..."
"I can do it myself. I'm just afraid that I won't be able to control it properly and scare him."
Sang Li was a little embarrassed.
"I think it's a bit exaggerated. Let's make it more normal. As long as he finds out that something is wrong after meeting him, that's enough. Too exaggerated will make him suspicious," Si Qingyan said.
"Then just do what you said. Anyway, there are still three days." Sang Li also felt that he had gone too far. This face is truly terrifying.
"I'll make a rough outline first, and I'll go to Ye Li to pick up some materials tomorrow."
Si Qingyan slowly sketched out the general outline, placed them one by one, and soon made a faceless man. Many details need to be modified, but the puppet has already taken shape, and its body is no different from a real person.
"Do you think he likes big breasts or small breasts? Let's do the opposite." Sang Li looked at the puppet's flat chest and felt that it should be modified.
"You do it." Si Qingyan was embarrassed to do this.
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to be shy!" Sang Li almost laughed like a pig as if he had discovered some earth-shattering secret.
"Hurry up and pinch it." Si Qingyan urged coldly.
It was really difficult for him to get started with some parts, so it was better to let Sang Li do it.
"Okay, okay, don't be harsh on me."
When Sang Li saw Si Qingyan turning his back, he wanted to laugh wildly again.
Why are you, a master of weapon refining, so innocent! A blank slate body was created, which was as bare as the blank slate male models in the mall. It was hilarious.
"You're still smiling."
Si Qingyan wanted to give Sang Li a beating.
She and Ye Fufeng are both troublemakers, and she is more troublemaker than Ye Fufeng.
"I stopped laughing, I started moving."
Sang Li realized that he could transform the puppet's body at will, so he gave the puppet a pair of huge breasts, a pair of sweet buttocks, a small waist, and a perfect "S" shape!
"Do you want to be a man's favorite woman? Do you want to attract the attention of countless people? Do you want to be charming?"
"Come to Si's Massage Parlor!"
"No surgery, no injections, ancestral massage techniques to give you a perfect figure!"
Sang Li was pinching while advertising for Si Qingyan.
Si Qingyan's eyelids twitched, and she wanted to catch Ye Fufeng so that he could see the true face of Junior Sister Xiaoyu.