The 450th Chapter Hilarious Sketch (1)

The party was co-hosted by the five hosts of Happy Sunday. As soon as they came on stage, there were warm applause and cheers from the audience.

The five of them have worked together on Happy Sunday for so many years, and their tacit understanding is naturally far from being comparable to others. A few simple burdens made everyone laugh.

After several consecutive shows, it was Xiao Yunhai's turn for their sketches.

On the stage, He Feng asked, "Xiaoyue, do you know who is the most popular in our entertainment industry this year?"

Sun Xiaoyue showed an embarrassed look and said, "Mr. He, if you want to praise me, just praise me directly. You don't need to hide it like this. Everyone knows that it must be me, Sun Xiaoyue. Right?"

"cut."

The audience under the stage answered Sun Xiaoyue with no face.

He Feng said: "Everyone is going too far. Although it is true that Xiaoyue's words are a bit like that, but today is New Year's Eve, and the festival is over, let's make her happy, okay? You said, Sun Xiaoyue was the most popular last year?"

"Yes."

"Hahaha."

Sun Xiaoyue shook her head and said, "You all learned from Teacher He the ability to talk nonsense with your eyes open?"

"Hahaha."

The audience burst into laughter.

He Feng said with a smile: "Okay, no kidding, the next few actors are definitely the most popular artists last year. They starred in "The Legend of Zhen Huan", "Charlotte Trouble", "Love Apartment", "Swordsman" "Jianghu" and many other popular film and television dramas, the popular ones are a complete mess."

Sun Xiaoyue said: "Teacher He,

Can you tell me who they are? I'll see if there's any of my idols in there? "

He Feng said: "They are Huang Bo, the actor of Lin Pingzhi in "The Swordsman", Zhang Ya, the heroine of "Charlotte Troubles", and Lin Lu, the heroine of "Love Apartment"."

There was a warm applause from the audience.

He Feng waved his hand and said, "I haven't finished speaking yet. The last one is even more amazing. He is the Yun Huang who directed the three hit dramas "The Legend of Zhen Huan", "Charlotte Trouble" and "Love Apartment". Xiao Yunhai."

"clap clap"

Hearing that Xiao Yunhai was going to perform, the audience's applause and applause grew even louder.

"Wow."

"Emperor Yun is here too, it's great."

"It's amazing that Mango Terrace can invite him."

"I wonder what song he's going to sing?"

Xiao Yunling clapped his hands and said happily, "Great, eldest brother is going to appear."

Sun Xiaoyue looked like an idiot and said, "Mr. He, Emperor Yun is my idol, is he really coming?"

He Feng said: "Of course. But he didn't come to sing."

A panicked expression appeared on Sun Xiaoyue's face, and she said, "Don't sing? Could it be that he came to scramble with us to host."

"Ah ha ha."

"What are you thinking?" He Feng rolled her eyes at her and said, "Everyone knows that Emperor Yun is an all-rounder, with various identities such as writer, screenwriter, singer, producer, host, actor, director, etc. It can be said that , There are his shadows in all walks of life in the entertainment industry, and he is very successful in what he does. Today, he has changed his career again, and he has changed to sketches."

"Wow, isn't it, Emperor Yun said a sketch."

"What's that? You're saying he's going to do magic, and I believe it."

"That's right. Emperor Yun is a genius. Anything can happen to him."

Sun Xiaoyue said: "I have never heard of this."

He Feng said: "Then let us welcome Xiao Yunhai, Huang Bo, Zhang Ya and Lin Lu with the warmest applause for "Today's Happiness"."

Amidst the applause and cheers of the audience, Xiao Yunhai held a mobile phone in his left hand and a fruit basket in his right, and walked out with a smile on his face.

"Let me tell you something, the boss has had a convulsion recently."

The first sentence made the audience laugh.

Xiao Yunhai said: "You said that I did a good job as a waiter, and suddenly you promoted me to be the lobby manager. I started a career without paying attention. I'm happy! Hahaha."

"puff"

"Hahaha"

"The manager of the lobby is also considered an official career, which is very interesting."

The audience applauded.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "My daughter-in-law is also happy, um, a new mobile phone, new clothes, and I personally bought a fruit basket for my boss to send. How come she is so sensible, with such a daughter-in-law helping me, you tell me On the road to happiness, you can't rise step by step?! At this rate, I will be able to ascend to the sky within forty!"

"Hahaha."

The scene was full of laughter, and Xiao Yunhai's short opening sentence made the whole scene warm up.

Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look down the stage and said to the audience, "You guys, are you jealous and hate me? Why am I such a person? I hate myself!"

"Oh, I'm dying of laughter."

"I can't stand it anymore, Emperor Yun is so cheap."

Yao Na, who was already sitting in the audience, laughed and said to Chen Huan, "I know that if this kid talks about cross talk or sketches, he will definitely make everyone laugh. Look, don't you?"

Chen Huan's face was also full of smiles, and he kept nodding his head.

At this moment, Xiao Yunhai's cell phone rang.

"Hey, daughter-in-law! What are you doing? I'm almost at the boss's door!"

As soon as Xiao Yunhai finished speaking, he saw Lin Lu walking in front of him while talking on the phone.

The audience saw Lin Lu and gave her a round of applause.

Xiao Yunhai asked in surprise: "Yeah, daughter-in-law! Why did you come here?"

Lin Lu said: "I just don't trust you, come and see, you have all the fruits?"

Xiao Yunhai showed a mean smile, and said, "Mummy, this heart makes you fuck it, fuck it!"

Seeing his expression, the audience laughed again.

Xiao Yunhai was about to turn off the phone, but Lin Lu quickly stopped him: "Hey, don't hang up! Don't hang up the phone from now on!"

Xiao Yunhai asked inexplicably, "Why?"

Lin Lu showed her distrust of Xiao Yunhai, and said, "I'm just wondering, why did your divorced female boss promote you to be the lobby manager?"

Xiao Yunhai suddenly realized, and said, "Ah~ After making trouble for a long time, you are suspicious of me!"

Lin Lu shook his head and said, "I'm not doubting you!"

Xiao Yunhai nodded: "That's fine!"

Lin Lu pointed at Xiao Yunhai and said, "I'm doubting you two!"

"Hahaha"

She smiled and patted Xiao Yunhai on the shoulder, and said, "It's alright, just take it easy, knock on the door normally and go in, I just want to hear how the two of you communicate on a regular basis. Don't hang up! Go ahead."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "I'm not going!"

Lin Lu said: "Okay! Then I'll go! If I go up and knock on the door..."

Xiao Yunhai interrupted her immediately and said with wide eyes angrily, "Enough!! If you're going to do this with me..."

Speaking of this, his tone immediately dropped, and he said, "Then, I'll go up!"

"Pfft."

"It's so funny."

Xiao Yunling in the audience was already out of breath with laughter, she said to Chen Xiuzhu, "Mom, eldest brother is so cheap."

Chen Xiuzhu hit her lightly, and scolded with a smile, "How do you talk?"

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai walked to the boss's door and knocked "Bang Bang Bang" three times. He said to the phone, "Listen, no, what a normal knock!"

At this time, a woman's voice sounded inside: "I'll leave the door for you."

Xiao Yunhai was stunned there, the smile on his face still hanging on his face.

The audience laughed and applauded.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Don't you hear it, what a strange way to keep the door!"

Xiao Yunhai pushed open the door and came in, shouting, "Boss, where are you? Who do you keep the door for? It's me! Hao Jian with a clear conscience!"

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"No wonder he looks so cheap, so his name is Hao Jian."

The audience laughed again.

A voice came from inside again: "What? I can't hear clearly! I'm taking a shower! Come and tell me!"

"Ugh..."

The audience under the stage burst into laughter, which is trouble. ,

Xiao Yunhai: "Oh! I can't go there first!"

"You're really in a hurry! Just in time, I just washed the dates." Zhang Ya came out with a tray of dates.

Xiao Yunhai happily stepped forward, picked up a jujube from the fruit bowl, and said, "Ah, boss! It turns out that you washed big red jujubes that you can eat!" After speaking, he ate another.

Zhang Ya put down the fruit plate and said, "Hao Jian, why are you here so late?"

Xiao Yunhai explained: "Didn't you promote me to be the lobby manager? After that, my daughter-in-law has to ask me to send me a fruit basket, hehe."

"Thank you, thank you!" Zhang Ya took the fruit basket from Xiao Yunhai's hand, holding it with one finger, and said, "Aiya, are you tired from carrying this little fruit basket?"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said with a smile, "It's alright! I take two steps and rest two steps, I'm not tired!"

Zhang Ya said: "Hao Jian, that's right, you're here today at a wrong time. My ex-husband will come later. I'm afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstandings, you understand, ha!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I understand, I will not delay you two."

Zhang Ya was very happy and ran to the door to send him out.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yunhai said again: "But who do you think has a misunderstanding? I just want to ask you to say aloud, you said that there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager?"

Zhang Ya said, "what? Is the probability very low?"

"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.

Zhang Ya continued: "Why did I promote you, don't you know?"

Xiao Yunhai showed a puzzled look and said, "I... Sometimes I'm clear, sometimes I'm confused."

Zhang Ya said, "don't I just like you?"

"woooooo"

"Hahaha."

"There's a big misunderstanding now."

The audience looked at Xiao Yunhai's stunned expression and couldn't stop laughing.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Boss, let me tell you, what you say is completely pointless. If you want to steal things like this, let me tell you. I really delay you for a while!"

After speaking, Xiao Yunhai sat down directly.

Zhang Ya said: "Aiya, Hao Jian, why are you still sitting down? Don't you look at Hao Jian, my ex-husband will come later, it's the middle of the night and we are caught, isn't it inappropriate? what?"

Xiao Yunhai: "How can you still arrest me? If I eat two dates from your family, you will arrest me!"

There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

Zhang Ya looked at the watch in her hand and persuaded again: "Hao Jian, do you think we should all sleep at this point?"

"Hahaha."

When the audience heard this, they laughed even more, leaning back and forth, thinking, "This is all over, I can't wash myself if I jumped into the Yellow River."

Xiao Yunhai stood up and said, "When did this happen? When did we both sleep?"

Zhang Ya said, "I'll just say it straight! I won't leave you tonight!"

The misunderstanding is getting bigger and bigger, and the laughter of the audience is getting bigger and bigger.

Xiao Yunhai cried and said to Zhang Ya, "Did you leave me at night? It's not the boss, why are you talking like a big bang today? I ask you to answer me seriously, what is our relationship?"

Zhang Ya showed a helpless expression and said solemnly, "Hao Jian, if you are really reluctant to leave, can you come back after my ex-husband is gone?"

"Oh, I'm going, I'm dying of laughter."

"Can this be explained?"

The audience was already laughing hard.

Ouyang Zhaoming, the director of Mango, who has been watching the show off the stage, said to Chen Zhan, "Old Chen, your nephew is so versatile. I found out how he seems to know everything?"

Chen Zhan said with a smile: "This kid is smart since he was a child and can learn everything quickly. However, he is a little too lazy. If I hadn't invited my sister and brother-in-law's family this time, I'm afraid he would not have come to power."

Ouyang Zhaoming smiled and said, "It's normal for talented people to have a weird temper. By the way, how's the preparation for your "Run, Brother"?"

Chen Zhandao: "After the year, as long as you find a good actor, you can start filming immediately."

Ouyang Zhaoming said softly: "Old Chen, come on. If the show "Run, Brother" can achieve good results again, in September this year, it is estimated that the matter will be guaranteed."

Chen Zhan's eyes lit up and said, "I understand. Thank you for your support."

Ouyang Zhaoming smiled and looked at Xiao Yunhai on the stage, thinking, "Why don't I have such a nephew?"

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