Chapter 1884: The End of the Sketch

Wu Yifa switched the TV over and said, "You're done, let's go."

Xiao Yunhai was not happy anymore and said, "Wait a minute, what did you say about me just now that I look like a person but I never do anything, let me ask you, why do I look like a person? Why do you say I look like a person? He looks like a person being mad."

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai's question once again caused a burst of laughter.

Wu Yifa explained: "Take the words of coaxing my daughter-in-law into your heart, and give you 100 yuan for mental damage."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "Which mental illness is worth 100 yuan?"

"Hahaha."

Wu Yifa couldn't stand Xiao Yunhai's harassment anymore, and said, "No, if you have finished, you should leave quickly."

With a slight push of his arm, Xiao Yunhai said, "Oh, you give me a big somersault, Mom, Mom."

"What's the matter, what's the matter, baby, this, this, what is this?"

Wu Yifa said: "Son, what are you doing, it's so cold on the ground, get up quickly."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad, I'm here this time because I want to take a look at you. My dad in the future is tired of having a heart attack because of money, and the heart is a bridge. After the filming, the doctor can see Surprised, isn't this the famous Xizhimen overpass?"

Xiao Yunhai made up for a while. He originally wanted to rectify Wu Yifa, but he did not expect it to be completed. He was about to leave when Wu Yifa suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute! It's just you, see if you can come empty-handed."

Xiao Yunhai was completely dumbfounded.

The audience under the stage and in front of the TV could not help laughing when they saw the dramatic reversal of the plot.

Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and said, "You, you, you know, I came here in a hurry."

Wu Yifa said: "Then you can't go in a hurry. You forgot, you said you took it and put it in your pocket."

Xiao Yunhai took out the money and said, "In my pocket is my mental damage fee."

Wu Yifa said, "That pocket."

Xiao Yunhai said: "This pocket is my own salary. Besides, if I give it to my mother, my mother can't take it.

"

Wang Siyu stepped forward and snatched the money from Xiao Yunhai's hands at once, and said, "If the son is filial, the mother must take it."

"Hahaha."

The sketch has entered the final stage here, and the scene and the view in front of the TV

Everyone laughed, leaning back and forth, and some tears flowed out.

"It's so funny."

"Oh, I'm going, I can't take it anymore."

"My stomach hurts."

Seeing that his wife had brought all the money, Wu Yifa said proudly, "Okay, son, let's go back this time."

Xiao Yunhai stared at him with wide eyes, and said, "Who is it? I'll just go back like this. Ah, Dad."

The audience laughed again.

Wang Siyu filmed the TV and said, "Son, come to see your mother and return the money to your mother. It's not good if your mother doesn't take it. Come and wear it back to your son."

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai was stunned for a while, and said, "No, it's so crowded to wear it back during the commute time."

Wang Siyu said: "You should go back to take care of your father."

Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look at Wu Yifa, winked hard, and said, "Do you need to take care of me, Dad?"

Wu Yifa said: "Uh, if you don't let him see his grandmother, he will just put it back on his grandmother's TV."

Wang Siyu said: "No, his grandmother doesn't have a TV."

Wu Yifa snorted, covered his face, and said, "That's over."

Xiao Yunhai looked at him and said, "No. You just gave up on me like that."

Wang Siyu picked up the remote control and asked, "Son, which station did you come from, the local station or the central station?"

Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look at Wu Yifa and said, "Ah, Dad, you can choose a channel"

Wu Yifa waved his hand: "Wear it."

Xiao Yunhai grimaced and said, "Wear it for life."

Wu Yifa said, "No way."

Xiao Yunhai said: "What you mean is to let me and your TV die together."

In this paragraph, almost every sentence that comes out is a burden, which made the scene burst into laughter.

Wang Siyu said: "Son, you came here this time and let Mom fully understand that happiness is actually very simple. Don't always think about what you have, and think more about what you have."

Xiao Yunhai immediately turned over his trousers pocket and said, "Mom, if you really want to understand, you should think about what was in your son's pocket before he came, and what is gone now."

Wu Yifa interjected: "You two are talking about different things."

Wang Siyu made a parting gesture and said, "Son, wear it."

Xiao Yunhai said: "When I came, no one told me that I had to go back and forth. Mom, I can't bear you."

Wang Siyu said: "Mom can't bear you either"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I can't bear to myself."

Wu Yifa said: "I can't bear to TV either."

Wang Siyu suddenly said: "Husband, if you are really reluctant, wear it with your son. Son, bring your dad to wear it, and let your mother open her eyes."

Xiao Yunhai smiled bitterly and said, "You are opening your eyes, we are going to open your eyes. Dad, the elders will wear it first."

Wu Yifa glanced at Wang Siyu and said, "What are you wearing? Look at your mother's dress like that."

Wang Siyu snorted and said: "Acting, it must not have a beginning and an end, right? Hao Jian"

Xiao Yunhai lowered his head, turned around, and said, "Mom."

Wu Yifa said: "Wife, I was wrong, I shouldn't lie to you."

Wang Siyu said: "I have prenatal syndrome, but I'm not stupid. I can tell what is cheating and what is love."

"Wife!"

"husband!"

Seeing that the two of you are fighting for each other, Xiao Yunhai said, "How about I invite you two to take a shower?"

Wang Siyu smiled and said: "Hao Jian, I also want to thank you, I still have this money."

Wu Yifa said anxiously, "What's wrong with my wife?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm about to give birth! Take it to the hospital quickly."

Wu Yifa hugged Wang Siyu and left, and Wang Siyu shouted from there: "Hao Jian, this money, this money"

Xiao Yunhai said: "What money is money, just treat me as a gift for my children during the Chinese New Year!"

The sketch is here, and it is finally over.

There was thunderous applause, screams and applause one after another.

The host Gao Ping stepped onto the stage and asked loudly, "How is this sketch?"

Everyone shouted in unison: "Okay."

Gao Ping said: "Then let's invite the three of them to the stage and have a chat, shall we?"

"it is good."

Xiao Yunhai, Wu Yifa and Wang Siyu appeared in front of everyone again.

Gao Ping asked: "

Three bosses, may I ask who wrote this sketch?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I wrote it."

Gao Ping laughed and said, "Then how did you get the two of them to agree to act?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "If they don't show up to perform, I won't come. No way, he

They had to come. "

Gao Ping said: "So it is. Boss Wu, have you studied acting before?"

Wu Yifa waved his hand and said, "I haven't studied it systematically. I just performed on the school stage a few times. In order not to drag Lao Xiao down, we invited a professional to speak for a few days."

Gao Ping smiled and said: "So it is. It's just that this show is good, but there is only one person missing."

Xiao Yunhai said: "She will be here soon, and the three of us still have to accompany her."

Gao Ping said: "Then let us applaud Miss Zhao for bringing us songs.

Ears wake up. "