Chapter 416 Exorcism Conference
Chen Xuanzang was defeated.
She sang three hundred nursery rhymes to Monkey King.
Sun Wukong returned her three hundred yellow songs.
The three hundred poems are very different in style, without repetition.
Chen Xuanzang finally understood why Tathagata Buddha wanted to suppress Sun Wukong, the king of demons, because Sun Wukong, the king of demons, was not only vulgar, but also very pornographic and violent!
It is simply a cancer of the Three Realms!
But Chen Xuanzang would not be discouraged. "Three Hundred Children's Songs" was not useful, so Chen Xuanzang reasoned with Monkey King and used Buddhism to influence Monkey King.
So Chen Xuanzang began a long speech, talking about the theory of Mahayana Buddhism, but the theory of Buddhism always has loopholes. This Sun Wukong’s IQ is so high, no matter what Chen Xuanzang said, Sun Wukong can find loopholes, and then confuse the audience, change the concept secretly, change the subject, talk about him from left to right, personal attacks (mostly molesting Chen Xuanzang), and confrontation with Chen Xuanzang Very happy.
Master Xuanzang in history, who went to study in the ancient temple of Nalanda in Tianzhu, hung up his arguments for three days at the Sutra Debate Conference, and no one dared to challenge them. Therefore, Master Xuanzang's eloquence can also be seen.
The Chen Xuanzang of this world is that everyone does not reason with him, but only talks about fists with him. However, Chen Xuanzang was powerless before he comprehended the "Da Ri Tathagata Sutra" and obtained the palm of the Tathagata. Even if he has the ability to speak eloquently, he can't show it.
But when Chen Xuanzang turned on the lecturer mode, Sun Wukong turned on the troll mode and confronted Chen Xuanzang. Thinking about Sun Wukong, who has been in this broken cave for five hundred years, now he has a chance to talk to others. It is really a lot of fun to beat up a beautiful girl who practices Buddhism every day!
Time passed slowly, and Chen Xuanzang became more and more at a loss for words and lost confidence. If this continues, let alone three months, it is impossible for Chen Xuanzang to subdue Monkey King for three years.
If Monkey King cannot be subdued within three months, then Chen Xuanzang has only two choices, one is to open the lotus seal and let Monkey King go out, and the other is to sleep with Monkey King.
Open the seal and release Monkey King, the king of monsters?
Even if Chen Xuanzang was killed, Chen Xuanzang would not do this kind of harm to the common people.
Sleep with Monkey King? Sacrifice Hue?
But Chen Xuanzang was originally a man. Although his psychology is gradually becoming more feminine, it would be too embarrassing to ask her to sleep with a man... er, not a man yet, but a male monkey!
It would be nice to have Ms. Yu Fan and Ms. Duan happily be girlfriends together, but sleeping with Monkey King is really bad!
But if Chen Xuanzang breaks the contract, who knows what Sun Wukong will do, now Chen Xuanzang and his party are in the cave, with Sun Wukong's magical powers, if they are not allowed to leave, they will not be able to leave.
Chen Xuanzang noticed that Sun Wukong was not only vulgar, but also very hostile. The reason why he was able to sit down and discuss the Tao with her was only to say a few words to her, and he still put his hope of getting out of trouble on her.
If she breaks the agreement and rejects Monkey King, with this Monkey King's personality, something big will happen.
A month has passed, and Chen Xuanzang has not yet surrendered to Monkey King.
Not only did he fail to surrender to Monkey King, but he was also hated by Monkey King.
But at this moment, the foot of the Five Elements Mountain was already full of people's voices, and the movement became louder and louder.
"What's going on outside? Why is it so lively?" Monkey King asked puzzled, "Miss Chen, send someone out to take a look! I feel that there are a lot of tyrannical auras, and there should be a large wave of exorcists outside."
"Okay." Chen Xuanzang looked at Miss Duan.
Miss Duan immediately understood, flew out of the cave, and went to check.
After a while, Ms. Duan came back and said to everyone: "Under the Five Elements Mountain, the world's number one exorcism conference is being held."
"The world's number one exorcism conference?" Chen Xuanzang asked.
"The world's number one exorcism conference?" Monkey King played with his taste.
"The world's number one exorcist convention!" Mr. Kong Kong and the other three exorcists breathed heavily.
Miss Duan said: "One month ago, the Tathagata Buddha and the Jade Emperor promulgated a decree to hold the world's number one exorcist conference under the Five Elements Mountain. The world's number one exorcist conference will determine the world's number one exorcist. The number one exorcist in the world, not only can enter the heavenly court as a celestial master, but also get the golden elixir of Laojun and the magic weapon of the Tathagata. Whoever gets the title of the number one exorcist in the world can be said to gain both fame and fortune, and the benefits are endless. "
Young Master Kong Kong said: "It seems that I, Young Master Kong Kong, have to go out of the mountain. Although it is very empty and lonely to be the number one in the world, who is the number one exorcist in the world?"
Ms. Duan smiled and said: "There is another point in the Exorcist competition, which is to select the top 100 contestants. These top 100 contestants will compete with the complete Monkey King one by one. At that time, the Tathagata Buddha will release the Monkey King to fight against the Monkey King. Sun Wukong is the king of monsters in the world, only the exorcist who can defeat Sun Wukong is the world's number one exorcist."
Young Master Kongkong looked at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong smiled charmingly at Mr. Kongkong, showing his snow-white teeth.
Master Kongkong's body trembled, he remembered the fear of being hanged and beaten by Monkey King.
"Actually, fame is as beneficial to me as floating clouds. I have seen through the world of mortals. The world is a dream of emptiness, youth and white hair, but in a flash. Hey, boring, boring, the title of the world's number one exorcist is just a floating cloud!" Mr. Kongkong Instantly saw through the world of mortals.
Tian Canjiao also said: "The old man is getting old, and soon he will wash his hands in a golden basin and quit the world. Let the young man be the number one exorcist in the world!"
Wuxingquan said: "I also see through the world of mortals."
With their strength, they are complete ants in front of Monkey King!
Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Interesting, I haven't exercised my muscles for five hundred years, and these one hundred strongest exorcists are just enough for me to warm up. Five hundred years of not killing, I will finally start killing!"
Chen Xuanzang stared at his big watery eyes, and said in shock: "Are you going to kill all the top 100 exorcists?"
Sun Wukong twisted his neck and said: "Don't kill them, keep it for the New Year? They've already hit the door, so naturally I won't be polite. What's more, if you want to be the world's number one exorcist, you can't survive in my hands. It's okay." What is the world's number one exorcist?"
"I will stop you!" Chen Xuanzang said heavily.
"Stop me? What do you use to stop me? "Three Hundred Children's Songs"?" Sun Wukong completely turned his face at this time, "I have played with you for long enough, and now the Tathagata Buddha is going to let me out, so what do I want you for?" In the Peach Garden back then, which of the seven fairies was not a fairy-like beauty, and I was not attracted to them. Because we monkeys have a different aesthetic from your humans, and we don’t even have hair or tails. How dare we call them beauties? So I didn’t either. sleep you mean."