Chapter 175 New Year, New Atmosphere, the Monkey King Comes to Congratulate
Katarina, who had tasted the sweetness, did not feel that the two thousand points of origin were a waste.
Anything that can help her stop the destruction flag, she will get it no matter what the cost!
Looking at Katarina who was so proud of becoming a Kamen Rider, Mitsuko shook her head.
The energy-locking seeds are all leftover from their play, and now they are regarded as treasures by others...
The shopkeeper's heart is really broken.
But why is it so difficult to suppress the corners of her mouth?
Click!
At this time, the door opened again.
This movement instantly attracted everyone's attention.
Jianzi looked up and saw a girl with flaxen hair, a good figure and a twin-tailed ponytail standing at the door.
Just from the appearance alone, she is indeed a beauty.
At this time, the girl was looking at everyone in the store with a blank expression.
It was as if he was wondering if he was in the wrong place.
"Another guest?"
"Is today a good day?"
Miko murmured and walked towards the door.
Even if there are usually guests, they are not as frequent as today.
After opening the jar, Catalina also led Sera to the sofa in the living room and sat down.
It's a rare trip to modern society, and Catalina won't just go back.
After all, she was prepared to never come back after traveling through time.
At this time, Sera served her some refreshments, which made Catalina extremely happy and started showing off.
The familiar taste made her cry while eating.
Although the desserts in the world she traveled through were delicious, they were far from what they are today.
Seeing that she was eating so well, few people were too embarrassed to disturb her.
Instead, Siren brought her a napkin, which made Catalina thank her profusely.
at the same time
Miko also came to the door of the store and said to the new customer: "Hello, welcome to the Dimension Store."
"Wow!"
Before Jianzi finished speaking, he was startled by the sound of 'Wow'.
I saw the eyes of the girl in front of me shining brightly, and while looking at her, there were little stars in her eyes.
"Your clothes are so beautiful. Where did you buy them? If I wear them, I will definitely be obsessed with Xiao Ming."
Yotsuya Miko: "???"
Looking at the jumping girl in front of him and her extremely narcissistic words, a big question mark appeared on Miko's head.
"That, this guest, you"
Jianzi wanted to speak, but was directly interrupted by the girl.
"Oh, you don't need to tell me. I know that it must be very suitable for a cute girl like me."
The girl held her cheeks with her hands and twisted them in embarrassment.
It's just that the movement was a little twisted, and I could see that I felt sick to my stomach.
If I had to use a metaphor, it would be maggots in a latrine.
"ah?"
Yotsuya Miko looked at the shy girl who was thinking about herself in confusion.
The suspicious look almost said 'This guy is sick' written on his face.
"Is it a zoo party today?"
Ling Yu, who was behind the counter, looked at the girl who kept 'coquettishly' in front of Miko, and then glanced at Catalina who was sitting on the sofa eating cookies, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.
Yoshiko Hanabata, the protagonist of the anime "Stupid Girl", is the woman known as the Monkey King!
She is the most explosive heroine among all the anime heroines Ling Yu has ever seen.
Unlike Katarina, who is famous for climbing trees, this guy is the real monkey king!
"Stop! Please shut up!"
Finally, Mianzi couldn't bear it anymore and yelled at someone for the first time in his life.
Hanahata Yoshiko was stunned and looked at the tired Miko in confusion.
"Don't I look good in my clothes?"
"No, you're good-looking, you're very good-looking!" Jianzi said angrily.
However, this suddenly opened Pandora's box.
"real?"
"real."
"So, number one in the world?"
Yotsuya Miko: "..."
Seeing Yoshiko Hanabata, who had already begun to lead the rhythm, Miko fell into silence.
Maybe she shouldn't have spoken.
"Jianzi, please bring someone here."
At this time, Ling Yu's voice came, helping Jianzi to come out of the siege.
Miko glanced at Ling Yu gratefully, and then pulled Yoshiko Hanabata, who was looking forward to it, towards the counter.
However, Hanahata Yoshiko pulled her hand away from Miko's hand, and then said shyly: "No, I already have my heart."
"No matter how much you like me, it won't work."
As he said that, he began to squirm to himself again.
"..."
Jianzi's silence was deafening,
Her fists clenched loudly.
If the other person is not a guest, she swears, she will kick the other person's ass hard with the toe of her shoe!
After all, the arms couldn't twist the thighs.
Under Miko's forcible execution, Hanabata Yoshiko was dragged in front of Ling Yu.
Ling Yu was silent for a while looking at Yoshiko Hanabata who kept blowing air into her elbow, trying to relieve the pain.
Take out a banana.
Nothing is more lethal to monkeys than bananas.
"!!!"
The moment the banana appeared, Yoshiko Hanabata's radar antenna moved.
As if smelling it, she raised her head suddenly and looked at the banana in Ling Yu's hand, her eyes shining.
"banana!"
She spoke the English word for banana accurately.
Looking at Yoshiko Hanabata, whose eyes were shining as if he was targeting prey, he was shocked.
The current Hanahata Yoshiko gave her a feeling of hairy bones.
Seizing the opportunity, Hanabata Yoshiko leaped up and was about to take the banana from Ling Yu's hand.
Looking at the opponent's rough doggy style, Ling Yu showed no mercy and chopped Hanabata Yoshiko's head with a knife.
"Ouch!"
Accompanied by a sound of pain.
With a "clang", Hanabata Yoshiko's face came into close contact with the ground.
Yotsuya Miko: "..."
She was relieved.
She couldn't help but laugh at herself, how could such a fool be in danger.
However, the magical thing is that Hanabata Yoshiko, who was knocked to the ground, raised her head as if nothing had happened.
She looked at Ling Yu in disbelief.
"How can you hit my head? My head belongs to Xiao Ming, and only he can hit it!"
Ling Yu: "..."
Looking at Hanabata Yoshiko, who has the EX anti-hit attribute, Ling Yu had to admit that Xiao Ming is good at raising monkeys.
If he didn't want to make money from her, Ling Yu really wanted to throw her out now.
"From what you said, it seems that you like the one called Xiao Ming very much?" Ling Yu asked.
"Of course, Xiao Ming is the love of my life, and we have a lot in common."
"He would come to wake me up every morning, and remind me that I forgot to bring things. Not only that, he would give me bananas when I was hungry!"
Hanabata Yoshiko loudly told Xiao Ming how good he was to her.
However, although she was talking about Xiao Ming, her eyes were always focused on the banana in Ling Yu's hand.
As Ling Yu moved the banana, his eyes also moved with it.
Hanabata Yoshiko gave Ling Yu the feeling that something dirty was staring at her.
"I think you like bananas more than Xiao Ming." Ling Yu complained.
The alert Hanabata Yoshiko suddenly came back to her senses, and then shook her head like a rattle.
"No, no, my favorite is Xiao Ming, not banana, not banana..."
As she said this, Hanabata Yoshiko felt a sharp pain in her heart.
It was as if she was denying something that was extremely important to her.
"No, I want both banana and Xiao Ming!"
Suddenly, she raised her head and shouted to Ling Yu.
It was as if she was swearing some important oath, which made Ling Yu's mouth twitch.
The two things that were completely non-confrontational completely changed in front of Hanabata Yoshiko.
"It's so lively over there, brother."
Fia turned her head when she heard the noise and saw Hanabata Yoshiko kneeling on the ground with a determined look on her face.
She looked as if she had made clear her life goals.
Such a determined look moved even Fia.
She must be a person with great perseverance!
At the same time
Katarina, who was eating cookies, seemed to have a feeling and cast her eyes on Hanabata Yoshiko.
"Banana, give me banana!"
Hanabata Yoshiko stretched out her hand, panting, like a zombie with broken legs.
She was just about to pounce on Ling Yu.
Ling Yu, who saw this scene, threw the banana to her directly.
It was so disgusting.
This was the first time Ling Yu felt scared of a person.
Hanabata Yoshiko, who got the banana, was overjoyed. She peeled the skin and started eating quickly.
When she put the banana in her mouth, she cried with joy.
"It's so delicious."
She cried while eating.
"Hiss!"
Standing aside, Jianzi, who witnessed the whole process, felt a chill on her back.
She rubbed her shoulders to warm herself.
Jianzi couldn't help but wonder what kind of ruthless person Xiao Ming, who was liked by Hanabata Yoshiko, was!
No, it should be said that he was so cruel.
Do you kiss normally?
"Well, although you like Xiao Ming, your development must be very difficult."
"For example, Xiao Ming doesn't want to accept your passionate love."
Looking at Hanabata Yoshiko who was eating very happily, Ling Yu said.
Hanabata Yoshiko, who was eating a banana, was stunned and looked at Ling Yu in shock: "You, how did you know?"
It was obviously just the most ordinary expression management, but Hanabata Yoshiko was able to make every expression collapse to the extreme.
Don't say it, this facial expression can get full marks.
Hearing this, Ling Yu smiled slightly and said very gently: "How can humans fall in love with monkeys?"
Jianzi agreed deeply after hearing it.
She was still wondering before that Hanabata Yoshiko gave her a strange feeling.
Now she understood as soon as Ling Yu said it.
It's a monkey!
Especially the way the other party eats bananas, don't look too much like it!
Hanabata Yoshiko blinked her eyes.
She didn't care about Ling Yu saying she was a monkey.
Because Xiao Ming often said she was a monkey, she was used to it.
And she thought it was a nickname.
You see, no one else calls her a monkey, only Xiao Ming calls her, how can this not be considered a kind of love?
In short, it doesn't make sense for a single-celled organism like Hanabata Yoshiko.
She is more paramecium than paramecium!
"I am sincere to Xiao Ming, he must be shy and embarrassed to accept it."
Hanabata Yoshiko said seriously after eating the banana.
"Is there a possibility that he really dislikes me?" Ling Yu complained.
"Impossible!"
"Xiao Ming will never dislike me!"
"Xiao Ming is the most gentle to me!"
"Every time I want to eat a banana, he will throw it on the ground for me to eat!"
Hanabata Yoshiko said loudly, looking proud of it, which shocked Yotsuya Miko.
Throw it on the ground?
Are you sure you are not raising a pet? !
Ling Yu was speechless about Hanabata Yoshiko's train of thought when he saw his son's pale face.
He could only put it another way: "Do you want Xiao Ming to like you more?"
"Hmm?"
Hearing this, Hanabata Yoshiko's expression moved, her ears slightly erected, looking at Ling Yu expectantly.
"Take it."
Ling Yu took out the store's disposable card.
For this monkey king, he only wanted to do a one-time business.
Hanabata Yoshiko held the card, because it was a one-time thing, so no information about the store appeared in her mind.
"Give it to me."
Hahata Yoshiko, who received nothing, honestly returned the card.
Looking at the one thousand origin points on it.
Ling Yu crossed it out without thinking, and then put a bottle of potion on the table.
"What is this?"
"Love is stronger than gold and water, it is proven to be effective. Just spray it on your beloved, and he will be weak and let you do whatever you want."
"As long as it is done, Xiao Ming will accept your love no matter how shy he is." Ling Yu said with a smile.
After saying that, Ling Yu found that Hanabata Yoshiko's eyes were fixed on the pink glass spray.
All in her mind was 'done'.
She thought that she and Xiao Ming wanted to love.
And Xiao Ming was just shy (disgusted).
In this case, it's not a bad idea to take the relationship a step further, right? !
Thinking of this, Hanabata Yoshiko's breathing became heavy.
Jianzi was shocked when she heard the function of the potion.
Isn't this harming people?
At first, she really thought that someone liked Hanabata Yoshiko, but now it seems that it was just Hanabata Yoshiko's fantasy.
"The last person who used this has successfully become a generation of ghost father." Ling Yu said calmly.
"Hey, Xiao Ming."
"Soon, you will be with me forever."
Hanabata Yoshiko held 'Love is stronger than gold and water' and lowered her head, with an evil smile on her face.
This made Yotsuya Miko take a step back.
This woman is so scary!
Low IQ, no EQ, but terrible action!
She is the kind of monster that must not be released.
"By the way, let me introduce you to someone."
Ling Yu suddenly remembered something and said to Hanabata Yoshiko.
Then he called Katarina over.
"Hmm?"
Looking at Katarina in gorgeous clothes, Hanabata Yoshiko opened her mouth slightly.
It seems like she came out of a fairy tale!
Everyone loves beauty, even the Monkey King is no exception.
"This is Katarina, I think you two should be able to chat."
"Wow!"·
Hanabata Yoshiko suddenly stood at attention and saluted.
"Hanabata Yoshiko, 16 years old this year, 160cm tall, 48kg in weight, the person I like is Xiao Ming, and my favorite food is banana!"
"That's my personal introduction!"
Katarina was shocked when she saw Hanabata Yoshiko with a serious face.
"My name is Katarina Kraais, 16 years old this year..."
Katarina was also panicked by Hanabata Yoshiko's seriousness, and quickly started to introduce herself.
Looking at Katarina who had already lost the aura, Ling Yu shook his head secretly.
First round
IQ Monkey King vs Climbing Monkey King, Climbing Monkey King was completely defeated.
Although they are both called Monkey Kings, Hanabata Yoshiko is better than Katarina.
Suppression from the older generation. (End of this chapter)