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011, [Cats and Dogs]

The little luoli with cat ears in front of him is obviously a demon.

The so-called demons are creatures that have awakened their spiritual intelligence.

They are just like what is recorded in mythological stories. After accidentally awakening their spiritual intelligence, they absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate themselves and strengthen their cultivation.

It’s just that the essence of the sun and the moon is not so easy to absorb, so they usually have to get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, and work more than cows.

Their cultivation path is more difficult, and the years they spend are also longer. It often takes decades or even hundreds of years to achieve results.

After such a long time, they continue to strengthen themselves, constantly improve themselves, make themselves better, and finally...

- Become the mounts of the gods.

When Lu Xun read some mythological stories on Earth, he would think sometimes: "Will the gods compete with each other for mounts, just like young people compete with each other for their cars?"

This picture feels quite interesting when I think about it.

However, on Earth, there is really no shortage of "mounts". As long as you have money and your body can bear it, you can ride every day or as many times as you want.

Some cost hundreds of yuan, some cost thousands of yuan, and some even cost tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of yuan!

——Such as bicycles, motorcycles, cars, etc.

When Lu Xun was on the road, he had regarded Ji Li as a mount, but he never dreamed that he would be regarded as a mount one day.

Could it be that the monsters were obsessed with the position of "mount" and were tired of being ridden by people, so they started riding people?

This possibility is actually not small, and it feels reasonable.

The cat-eared little luoli floating in front of Lu Xun saw that he did not reply, and continued to speak in a baby voice: "My name is Mao Nanbei, it is your honor to be my mount."

Lu Xun was slightly shocked when he heard this.

She is Mao Nanbei?

This slightly funny name is very famous in "Tianchen".

She only appeared in the middle of the game. She is a great monster with abnormal strength, and abuses players like dogs.

She is very popular and can be ranked among the top few among many female NPCs because the image of a cat-eared girl is too deeply rooted in people's hearts.

Any post related to her can easily break through the thousandth floor on the forum, and many wretched players even line up to ask her to abuse.

It's just that she appeared as a cat-eared girl at that time, and I didn't expect that she would be a luoli at this time.

But it makes sense. According to the timeline, it was many years later in the middle of the game.

At this moment, Lu Xun was slightly excited when he met Mao Nanbei.

It's not that he has any special fetish. What makes him excited is not the image of Mao Nanbei, but... her identity!

He knows very well how special Mao Nanbei's identity is.

Sure enough, Murong Yan, who was standing aside, couldn't listen anymore. Her fat face was filled with a flattering smile, and she said to the little luoli: "Little Master Uncle, this... is not good?"

Lu Xun was not surprised at the title of Little Master Uncle, but Ji Li opened her mouth in surprise.

Just now, Xiaoluoli's set of demon-slaying operations had already shocked her, after all...

——She had never seen much of the world.

Now, what she didn't expect was that this powerful little girl was actually so senior!

Xiaoluoli, named Maonanbei, glared at Murong Yan, and the smile on Murong Yan's face became even stronger, and her fat face looked even more silly.

Looking at her silly look, Xiaoluoli couldn't get angry.

The sect arranged Murong Yan to be her entourage, and the arrangement was very stable!

She was no longer floating in the air, but turned a corner and landed on Murong Yan's broad shoulders.

She was fat, so it was very comfortable to lie on her.

In addition, Murong Yan was a big girl over 1.85 meters tall, and Maonanbei sat on her shoulders, which was taller than Lu Xun.

She put her hands on her hips, curled her lips, and said to Murong Yan: "There is nothing wrong with the rules. Aren't rules meant to be broken?"

Murong Yan heard this, and the expression on her fat face was a bit complicated. She said to the little luoli sitting on her shoulder: "Little uncle, it's okay to say this outside, but don't let the law enforcement elder hear it."

The cat-eared little luoli shook his little feet in the air and said unhappily: "I am his uncle, how can I be afraid of him?"

But why does it sound a bit strong on the outside?

"And this is not what I said, it was said by the second sister. If he has the guts, he can make trouble for the second sister!" She added.

Sure enough, he is still a coward in his bones.

When this state is put on a luoli, we usually call it "cute fierce".

Mao Nanbei continued to swing her little feet in the air, looked at Lu Xun and said, "What do you think? Become my beautiful mount, and you will have everything, whether it is skills, magic weapons, or elixirs. How about it?"

The mount is the appearance of a cultivator, and Lu Xun is very good-looking, she thinks she will be very face.

Ji Li, who was standing next to Lu Xun, suddenly stretched out her chubby little hand and gently pulled the corner of Lu Xun's clothes.

Lu Xun usually talked to her without any taboos, and she was afraid that he would talk to Xiaoluoli like this.

She didn't know that Lu Xun was already calculating Xiaoluoli.

He originally planned to contact Murong Yan through Ji Li, and then contact Murong Yan's sect.

It's not that I'm using Ji Li. This way, I can fulfill her wish and I can make a perfect start according to the plan. It's a win-win situation.

But suddenly Mao Nanbei appeared... It seems that everything has become simpler.

So, he smiled.

His smile was very warm.

Ji Li had only seen such a smile once, when they talked about practitioners in the teahouse.

Mao Nanbei looked at Lu Xun's smile and liked him more and more.

It's really good-looking!

Lu Xun was like a mortal with no knowledge, and asked: "Your Excellency is very strong?"

"Of course!" Xiaoluoli was very confident: "I came here to get rid of a ghost king nearby. You also saw the hundreds of evil ghosts just now. They are the ghost king's avatars after his death. I will chop off their heads with one knife!"

The core of this sentence is easy to understand: Don't you think my smooth operation just now is awesome?

Lu Xun was stunned when he heard this. Has the ghost king come out? How much experience points should a ghost king be worth! Slurp!

"Is your sect also very powerful?" Lu Xun continued to pretend to be stupid and asked.

"Of course!" Xiaoluoli raised her head and chest, as if she was proud of it.

She has a very high seniority in the sect. The more powerful the sect is, the more powerful she will appear.

"Then can I go and see it first, and then make a decision?" Lu Xun said again.

This is his ultimate goal!

He wants to go to this sect, and then he can start the legendary "perfect start".

This kind of big sect has a big formation, and it is difficult to find a small account with no cultivation. You can't sense it at all. Even if it is placed in front of you, you can't see its specialness.

Xiaoluoli raised her eyebrows slightly. She doesn't like others to bargain.

But this person is really good-looking, and she doesn't want to miss it.

After thinking for a while, she nodded.

Lu Xun showed a more warm smile at the right time.

This smile seems to hide the tension and expectation of a small villager going to a big city, and it seems that people at the foot of the mountain want to see the scenery on the mountain.

Little Luoli didn't know that Lu Xun was not from the foot of the mountain.

He had seen the scenery on the top of the mountain before.

He was just exposing his nature of playing tricks.

If we want to give a name that matches Maonanbei, we can call this kind of people dog things.

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