Chapter 254 I, the Clown (Part 2)
"Doctor Rodriguez! Please do it! This friend of yours has called for the 60th time this week, and the operator in the office is driving him crazy..."
"Mrs. Miller! Please do me a favor! This friend of mine has come here for treatment for the 10th time this week, and I am almost driven crazy by him..." Schiller stood in front of the table, covering his forehead and speaking to said Mrs. Miller.
Mrs. Miller sighed and said, "Then you can't refuse him?"
"I wanted to say no, but he's a psycho."
"So what?" Mrs. Miller stared at Schiller. Schiller was stunned by her attitude, and then said: "...Isn't our place a mental hospital?"
Mrs. Miller was also stunned for a moment, lowered her head and said, "Oh, yes, we are a mental hospital here, so can't he be hospitalized?"
"God, he's so tired of commuting back and forth. If he's hospitalized..."
"Didn't he stay in the hospital before? I remember seeing him in the inpatient department."
"This time is different. Before he was just a madman, but now he is a drunken madman."
Schiller also let out a long sigh. He gestured to Mrs. Miller to wait a moment, then walked to the table, picked up the phone, and asked Brand: "Didn't you say last week that a new attending doctor was coming? Where is he?"
"...What? He just submitted his resume...The resume was not passed? Why was it not passed?...Okay, I'll call him and ask."
Schiller hung up the phone, then continued to dial in circles, then picked up the receiver. He said to the other end of the receiver: "Hello? Bruce, did anyone apply for the position of attending physician at Arkham Psychiatric Hospital last week? The resume was sent to you. ”
Bruce on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, and then said: "The Wayne family does have equity in Arkham Asylum. I rejected the job application directly after receiving it..."
"Why are you dismissing it?"
Bruce was silent again. He was a little confused about Schiller's attitude. There is only one position for an attending physician. If someone applies for a job, isn't he taking your job?
"...Okay, Bruce, I know you mean well, but there is no need at all. I am a university professor. I am the attending physician here just because Brand is too busy. I wish I could transfer a doctor." A new doctor..."
"Really?" Bruce was skeptical. After all, Schiller looked like he was enjoying it before.
Schiller took the receiver and said confidently: "If you think I have any love for this job, it must be your illusion. At least now I just want to leave here..."
"Okay, then I..."
Before Bruce could finish speaking, Schiller hung up the phone because Schiller heard another series of crazy laughter.
Seeing Jack clumsily rolling in from the balcony, Schiller first pushed Mrs. Miller out, closed the door, and then closed the surrounding curtains. Finally, when he walked to the balcony, Jack saw Mrs. Miller coming and waved to him. He waved his hand and said: "Good morning, my friend!"
At this time, he was halfway over the balcony when one leg stepped in. The other leg was still on the balcony next to him. Schiller folded his arms and said, "Do you know what I want to do?"
"What? Punch me? Hey! Wait you can't do this, haven't we been chatting very happily recently? My friend! Where did we talk yesterday... Oh, Baroque art style, you should do this this afternoon Not busy, are you? My noodle line is rising in my stomach. What did you eat for lunch today? The pattern in the naturalistic decoration reminds me of bats! Bats?
Schiller took a deep breath and said silently in his heart: "I am a doctor, I am a doctor. Doctors cannot beat patients..."
This happened because Schiller and the clown got drunk that night.
Whether it is Schiller or the Joker, alcohol has little effect on their brains. No matter how high the alcohol content is, no matter how much they drink, the two of them will not have any more problems, but it is just an ordinary drink.
Schiller had discovered a problem before. The fear gas concentrate in his hand, the high-purity brain-activating agent extracted from the fear venom, the lizard serum treatment injection, and the pure version of the immortality factor were all liquid. The existence of this state gave him a very bold idea, and with the help of Connors, he turned it into reality.
He asked Connors to mix the liquids together.
Schiller called it "crazy wine."
It has all the effects of these potions, and it is eclectic and uses its strengths to offset its weaknesses. It transforms the fear brought by the fear gas concentrate into a kind of excitement and madness, and this excitement and madness has reached a level that can treat The brain causes physical damage, but at the same time, because of the presence of lizard serum, the brain can be continuously repaired.
For ordinary people, taking this drug is the most terrifying torture in the world, because although you are not harmed in any way, the brain that controls all sensations simulates everything. But similarly, for some people, this is A very delicious strong wine.
Schiller always wanted to drink, but he was also afraid that he would get drunk after drinking, so he had to drag a drinking buddy, Jack, and the two drank a whole bottle that night.
Facts have proved that Schiller's drinking capacity is better, or rather. It's because Huiwu's drinking capacity is relatively good. After all, he is an old drunkard.
Although Schiller was very high when he drank, he recovered after a night's sleep. Jack was also very high when he drank, but he couldn't recover after a night's sleep. After all, there was no symbiote to share the madness and excitement with him, so he was a little too excited now.
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Logically, an excited crazy clown should look for Batman, but it is very unfortunate that Batman wants to invest in a movie for Catwoman, and the two of them went to invest, investigate and travel, not in Gotham.
So Schiller suffered the consequences.
Jack is not interested in anyone except Batman, but this disinterest also has different types. Obviously, he thinks Schiller and he have a lot in common, so he talks to him every day and makes appointments for more than 10 treatments a week. Not only do they meet every day, but they also meet in the morning and afternoon, and they meet when they look down.
Schiller said with a clear conscience that Jack was a good drinking buddy, and he could even be said to be a good chat partner. Although he didn't know where his extensive knowledge and profound knowledge came from, Schiller was somewhat interested if he just talked about these things, after all, this was also a kind of slacking off during work hours.
The only problem was that Jack could involve every topic with Batman.
He was like a pervert with extremely broad knowledge, unparalleled knowledge, and a lot of sex.
Schiller had no interest in Batman, so he was really annoyed by the Joker.
But Jack neither liked nor hated people other than Batman. In short, he ignored them. So although he went in and out of the mental hospital so many times, he didn't really damage the environment here, so Schiller didn't have a legitimate reason to expel him.
Since he couldn't expel him, he expelled himself.
Schiller took the resume from Brand and said, "What about your future new colleague? He will apply to come to the mental hospital in Gotham. His work resume should be amazing, right?"
"No matter how amazing it is, it can't be as amazing as yours?" Brand asked back, then he touched his chin and hesitated for a while and said, "His resume is not bad, but it's..."
"What's wrong?"
"I heard some bad rumors about him from my previous colleagues..."
"Bad rumors? What are they?"
"The reason he came to Gotham is because he taught in the school before..." Brand hesitated for a moment, not knowing how to tell Schiller, but he continued, "He seems to be conducting illegal human experiments."
"Human experiments? Interesting..."
Schiller looked down at the resume in his hand, and sure enough, the name on it was written-"Hugo Strange".
Hugo Strange's resume is indeed very good, but not as amazing as Schiller's. His academic qualifications and work experience can only be regarded as mediocre, not even as good as Strange in another world, and not even the world's top.
Of course, it is also possible that the timeline is too early, and Hugo has not had time to shine in his best field.
Just as Schiller was looking at Hugo's resume, Hugo was also looking at Schiller's resume.
On the train to Gotham, he was reading the Gotham Daily while looking at a news report. It was an old case that happened in the metropolis. Hugo did not know the protagonist and most of the supporting characters of this case, but there was only one figure that made him feel somewhat familiar, that is Schiller Rodriguez.
It is impossible to say that Hugo has never heard of Schiller's name, because there are only a few top psychologists in the world. As a professional, Hugo knows this person. <
And he chose to come to Gotham this time, on the one hand, because he had offended an enemy after his previous illegal experiment was discovered. So he came to Gotham to avoid disaster, and on the other hand, it was because he wanted to meet Schiller.
Since ancient times. It is not uncommon for colleagues to repel each other and for writers to look down on each other, especially Hugo, who claims to be a genius in psychology and psychiatry. He has his own unique theories in these two disciplines, but because he had few opportunities before, he failed to perfect his theories. As soon as he wanted to do so, his experiment was discovered.
His previous city and the university where he worked could not tolerate his behavior, but he knew there was a place that might be able to do so, that is Gotham.
There was an experimental environment suitable for him and people he was interested in, so Hugo naturally submitted a job application.
Originally, he thought there was little hope, because it was unlikely for him to squeeze Schiller out of this position with his current resume, but he did not expect that Arkham Psychiatric Hospital would call him not long after he submitted his resume and very enthusiastically invite him to come and take up the position.
So, Hugo, who came to the attending physician's office of Arkham Psychiatric Hospital, received a warm welcome from Schiller.
Schiller shook Hugo's hand vigorously and said, "Thank God, you are finally here."
"Uh..." Hugo was choked. He didn't quite understand what Schiller meant. After all, he and Schiller didn't know each other, and given their status, Schiller didn't have to be so enthusiastic about him.
In the subsequent conversation, Schiller said bluntly: "There are too many difficult patients here. In all my years of practice, I never thought there would be patients I couldn't cure, but that's the fact..."
"Mr. Strange, I know you may be troubled by your poor resume, but it doesn't matter. There are quite a lot of rare cases here, and some of them are completely beyond my control."
Since Schiller acted too much like an unscrupulous mediocre doctor who couldn't handle a tough case and was eager to pass the buck, Hugo's impression of him was somewhat reduced. He said indifferently: "Yes, Dr. Rodriguez, in fact, I have always been troubled by the lack of good experimental subjects. In fact, I am very interested in some difficult and special cases. If this is the case, it would be great..."
Schiller heard the arrogance in Hugo's tone, and he could also see that Hugo seemed to regard him as a hype scholar who was not worthy of the name, but he still smiled, shook Hugo's hand and said to him: "Then you must be the most suitable doctor for this position... Then, I'll leave first."
Watching Schiller leave quickly with his things, Hugo looked at his back with some confusion.
What on earth could make this world-renowned master of psychology run faster than being chased by a dog?
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Schiller: The Joker is actually me (Please do not disturb me while climbing the stairs…)
Jack: The Joker is actually me (Batman will not take me on his honeymoon!)
Hugo: The Joker is actually me (?)
Batman returns from his trip: What happened?