Chapter 2083 Superman's Gotham Adventure (I)

Schiller was busy in the temporary office of Doujie. He had a lot of work to do, but the most important thing now was to coordinate the selection of contestants and let the administrators of the universe go.

This was not an easy job for anyone, but the difficulty was not on the universe administrators who had heard of Schiller or had dealt with Schiller, but on the gods who had not returned to their original bodies for tens of thousands of years in some remote universes to hold meetings.

At first, Schiller had a high prediction of the difficulty of this job. He felt that every time he made a phone call, he would have to negotiate with the other party for at least a few days, and all the universe administrators would take this opportunity to make a lot of money.

Later, he found that he was a little bit too self-critical. After all, there are only a few intelligent creatures in this world who value money over life.

After hearing Schiller's name, the vast majority of them sent the selected contestants out without hesitation. The scene could not be said to be reluctant or sighing, but it could only be said to be firecrackers and gongs and drums.

The situation of Schiller's universe cannot be concealed for too long. After all, some of its effects are far-reaching. After he came to the Marvel Universe, the Universe Administrator's Manual can be said to have three major updates and five minor updates a year. Needless to say, for whom.

At first, people thought that there was something special about Schiller's universe, but as Eternity, the universe where Schiller was located, frequently went on business trips to the big world, everyone also learned about the situation of Schiller's universe through this unlucky guy.

This made them understand that if there is a bug in the universe, but it has not caused any bad effects for the time being, then leave it alone, because you never know whether the person who wants to use it will use extreme means to ask you for compensation because you have ruined his plan when you modify the bug.

So when Schiller's call came to them, they didn't even need Schiller to persuade them. Most of the administrators thought that it was better for Schiller to get them out than for Schiller to follow them, so they all waved their hands and approved it directly.

Schiller prepared a lot of words, but he didn't expect the other party to struggle at all, so the preliminary work was completed quickly.

But soon he faced a new problem, that is, many remote universes could not be contacted at all. Some of the ones that could be contacted ignored him, and some refused decisively. No matter what he said, it was useless.

This made Schiller feel very entangled. He knew that if his reputation spread to these universes, the possibility of the other party agreeing would increase, but this also meant that he would never think of making trouble in these universes. He would encounter bullying like he had encountered in the Doujie game before. Everyone knew him and was wary of him. Not only could he not play the game, but he also couldn't have fun.

In fact, it was not the first time he encountered such trouble. He knew without thinking that all the Batmans who had heard of his reputation were now preparing 10 million sets of plans. It would be difficult to cheat him of 300 billion in the future by using the identity of a psychologist.

Of course, Schiller did not really take 300 billion from the Batman of the Arkham Knight universe. Apart from anything else, even if the printing press was fully started, it would take a while to print so much money, and Batman had just become president and had no time to manage the Federal Reserve.

And Batman encountered even bigger trouble.

That is, Peter is still looking for the Riddler trophy in Gotham, and the more than 160 Robins he added are chasing and intercepting the Spider-Man who is jumping around in Gotham City.

How to describe this scene? On the way to the Mayor's Mansion, Penguin was robbed while eating hot pot and singing. He was tied to the Robin base. After the towel in his mouth was taken off and asked, he found out that these Robins insisted that Penguin and Spider-Man were in collusion.

Penguin was puzzled. Even if I really colluded with Spider-Man, why did you arrest me?

Do you expect me to beat Spider-Man and then be beaten by Batman, or do you expect me to beat Batman and let him beat Spider-Man?

And the harm of this new "Robin Gang" is more than that.

A group of superheroes is fine, and a young superhero is also fine, but if it is a group of young superheroes, it will be a big problem.

In the past, when Batman attacked criminals, the criminals had nothing to say. They basically had no time to talk. Batman jumped down and punched them.

Except for criminals of Bane's level, most people were knocked down by one punch. When they woke up, they were either in the Gotham Police Department or in Arkham Asylum.

But these teenage superheroes are not only good at fighting, but also talkative. They do not enforce justice by rushing to the criminals, knocking them unconscious, and then throwing them into the police station.

Rushing to the criminals is almost the same, but the strong desire for knowledge and self-esteem of children of this age make them feel that they have the responsibility to explain their views to the criminals, and at the same time they need to uphold the spirit of humanitarianism and let the criminals explain their own views.

Gotham belongs to New Jersey, which is a hardcore deep blue state and the territory of the Donkey Party. It advocates the spirit of neoliberalism and believes that freedom of speech is the cornerstone of democracy.

So after these Robins catch the criminals, they don't beat them first. Instead, they tie them up and debate with them. The topic of the debate is you are wrong, I am right, why you are wrong, why I am right, how you are wrong, how I am right.

Most of the young people who are recognized by Dick and Tim are ambitious and knowledgeable. Because Jason revealed the miserable conditions of the lower class in Gotham, many people in Gotham felt the same way. Most of the young people who choose to join the Robin Gang come from the lower class.

As for the level of this group of people's swearing, we can only say that if they were born a few years earlier, the first great white rapper in the history of English rap would not be Eminem. Not to mention that Batman used up his speech quota for a week, he could not quarrel with any of them even if he spent his whole life.    A knowledgeable, angry, and eloquent young hero is already a nightmare for any criminal, not to mention that there is a group of them here.

Gotham criminals have felt their heads buzzing these days, and their minds are full of order, justice, and morality. If Gotham can take the civil service exam, it will not be a problem to improve 20 points in three days.

What's more terrifying is that the new Robins in the Robin Gang do not have completely consistent views, and the theories they hold are slightly different.

At first, they debated with the criminals together, but later they tended to fight each other, but considering that everyone was in the lawful camp, it was better not to fight among themselves, so they chose to take turns.

So it was easy for a criminal to be caught at 8 o'clock, released after listening to a debate at 10 o'clock, caught at 10:30, released after listening to another debate at 12 o'clock, caught at 1 o'clock in the afternoon, and released after listening to the third debate at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

Question Batman, understand Batman, praise Batman, and desire Batman.

Now there is only one sentence in the minds of these criminals-Bruce Wayne, don't think about your President B, come back and catch me!

I plead guilty, I will be punished, and I will live in the Bat Cave!

Facts have proved that the name of the robin is quite nice and has auspicious meanings, but in terms of influencing criminals, cleansing the soul, or being a rogue of the Corvidae family, don't worry about whether the call is nice or not, just say whether the voice is loud or not.

The voices of these shady Robins were really loud. Bruce, who had just returned home after finishing his presidential work, was almost shocked.

Anyway, when he returned, he found that everything he had built, from the city-wide emergency broadcast system and public screen control system to street billboards and neon signs, was repeating the same content over and over again.

If a more faithful and elegant translation is required, it probably means "If Gotham is on fire, the director will love me; if bombs don't fall, Gotham will be more beautiful; if you carry a gas tank, you will spend Christmas in jail; if you call yourself a gangster, the bat will come to your house."

Batman doesn't mind having more heroic guards in Gotham, but it turns out that teenagers should not take up their posts too early. Since they began to maintain the order of Gotham on their own initiative, the mental state of Gotham people has become more beautiful.

Although Batman was puzzled to find that there were more than 600 missed calls from various super criminals on the local private communication, he should not be puzzled yet, because this is not the most puzzled thing for him.

Clark came to see Bruce, which was not surprising. He knew that this sunny and enthusiastic metropolitan would come to congratulate him on becoming president as soon as possible, and Clark did so.

But then Clark said that he was deeply shocked by the miserable conditions of the children at the bottom of Gotham described by Jason. He felt that Jason was right. Without practice, he had no right to speak. As one of the few righteous journalists, he had the obligation to restore the truth.

In short, he was going to stay in the slums of Gotham for a month.

It was really one who dared to speak and one who dared to listen, one who dared to teach and one who dared to believe, Bruce thought.

But looking at the resolute light in Clark's eyes, Bruce knew that he would definitely not be able to stop him, but he knew that after seeing some miserable conditions, Clark was likely to take some more extreme measures to punish crimes, so he asked Robin in advance to let him watch Clark.

And Bruce only came back to deal with matters related to the Wayne Group, and he would have to go to Washington soon.

Robin was accompanying Barbara because Barbara was about to confess to her father James Gordon, so he handed the matter over to Nightwing.

But Nightwing's base is Blüdhaven. He has been here for so long and it's time to go back, so he entrusted this matter to Jason.

Jason wanted to vent his anger that night and was busy catching Peter Parker all over Gotham. After thinking about it, he handed this matter over to the Robin Gang.

The favorite Robin of this group of new birds is Jason. They have just turned over a new leaf and are still basically street-dwelling. Jason came and went in a hurry without telling them in detail, which led to the Robins completely misunderstanding his meaning.

They immediately patted their chests and said, "You are a reporter from Metropolis, right? You will definitely suffer if you come to Gotham Street!"

Undercover investigation, right? Just do it, and no one will say a word.