Chapter 1665 No Time to Die (Twenty-Eight)

On the proposition of the destruction of Gotham City, there is a very wonderful phenomenon, that is, the anti-dark forest law, which is manifested as: when one of Batman and the Joker holds the nuclear bomb button, the possibility of Gotham's destruction is reduced to the lowest, and when both of them hold the nuclear bomb button and know that the other has the nuclear bomb button, Gotham will definitely not be destroyed.

It sounds a bit counterintuitive. According to common sense, the nuclear bomb button is very dangerous no matter who holds it, because people's hearts are unpredictable, not to mention the Joker and Batman, who are really not stable in their mental state?

But if we analyze it carefully from the logic of the two of them, we can see that there is a certain truth in it.

First of all, according to the Batman Joker Aggregation Law, all the actions of the Joker are centered around Batman, so the Joker must have taken the nuclear bomb button to threaten Batman, and the most threatening moment of the nuclear bomb is when it does not explode.

The Joker will not press the nuclear bomb button, because he just wants Batman to laugh, not to kill him. The purpose of all the Joker's actions is Batman, not Gotham. If something is just to destroy Gotham, but can't make the Joker see Batman's struggle and contradiction, then the Joker will not use it.

Similarly, if Batman holds a nuclear bomb button, he will not press it, because if he presses it, Gotham will be destroyed, but the Joker doesn't, then there will be another city that becomes Gotham, then there is no point in destroying Gotham, and pressing the button is unnecessary.

When the two of them hold the nuclear bomb button at the same time, they must know that the other party will not press it, and they also know that the other party knows that they will not press it, so this temptation is meaningless to the two of them.

Of course, the Joker has also made terrible explosions in Gotham City. The scale of some cases is comparable to the explosion of nuclear warheads, but that is not an uncontrollable explosion caused by a madman who has lost his mind. Whether it is the equivalent of the explosive, the scale of the explosion and the impact after the explosion, it is completely under the control of the Joker.

In the final analysis, the Joker is not a madman who has lost his mind and is full of confusion. He is not even a mental patient, but a healthy antisocial personality who is clear-headed, not affected by hallucinations, and has no neurological reflex problems. Therefore, in almost all aspects, he is very rigorous and logical.

Every part of his plan is under his control, even the terrible explosion. Otherwise, he would not let the explosion happen in Gotham City.

To put it bluntly, he and Batman are the same kind of people, two sides of the same coin, twins like mirrors, with superb wisdom, self-consistent logic and almost crazy control desires.

But the nuclear bomb button in their hands is completely different from that in the hands of a group of teenagers.

Batman and the Joker can even dance in front of each other with the nuclear bomb button, throw the nuclear bomb button up and down, and play a game with all kinds of terrible threats and jokes like hell jokes, because they have tragically seen through the truth of this dark city and know that it is useless to blow up Gotham.

But Robin is not necessarily.

If we conduct a survey on European and American residents and foreigners who have lived in European and American cities, and the first option is to get involved in the battle between Batman and the Joker, and the second option is to get involved in the battle between a group of teenagers, and they have to choose one, then most people will definitely click the button of option one.

Anyone who has lived in Europe and the United States understands the horror of teenagers. Even if Batman and the Joker will destroy the world in a few hours, crazy teenagers will definitely destroy your fence, dog house, and outer wall within a few minutes, use crowbars to blow up fire hydrants and drown all the plants in the yard, puncture the tires of garbage trucks and push down the dump trucks full of garbage, making the whole street stink for the next half month...

It is difficult for normal people to reason with this group of crazy teenagers who are in the rebellious period of growth. They have no logic at all, but they are very extreme. According to European and American laws, no matter what kind of extraordinary things they do, they will not be severely punished. Therefore, they have the courage to cause destruction. It can't even be said that people hate dogs, but they are notorious.

As the saying goes, a person can break a lawn as big as his feet, and a bowl as big as his ability. Crazy teenagers holding baseball bats, spray paint cans and lighters can only disgust two streets at most. But if they carry Big Ivan on their left shoulders, hold Katyusha in their right hands, step on missile launchers, and carry two pounds of vodka in their pockets, they will still tremble when the Joker comes.

The most terrifying thing is that Batman's trajectory is predictable, his behavior is logical, but teenagers are not.

It has been analyzed before that the Joker is not a completely chaotic lunatic, he is just a simple antisocial personality. He has superb wisdom, so there are not many things in this world that can exceed his expectations, but his reason also tells him that the current situation of the Bat Family Robins is one of them - they don't look at military tactics but recipes, and they are recipes from Soviet arsenals.

No one dares to completely ensure that a nuclear bomb button held by a teenager will not be pressed. The Joker thinks that Batman is not a human being and may not be able to ensure it, so he would rather come to the police station and sing "Snow in June" to meet the great judge Batman.

When Batman came, the Joker's handcuffed hands tightly grasped the railings of the interrogation room and looked at him affectionately. The two of them had never had a conversation in such a calm atmosphere.

The Joker was obviously not used to it. He swallowed hard and said to Batman with some stumble: "Listen, Batman, there's no time to tell jokes. Those little birds of yours must be burning." Damn it, it must be, they got a big thing, super big. "

The clown stretched out his hand as much as possible and gestured, and then found that he was handcuffed and had no way to show how big the thing he saw was, so he could only try to describe it in words.

"It's black and white with a silver tail fin. It looks like a huge hydrogen bomb. Judging from the painting and markings on it, it may come from the Soviet Union. It is most likely a test version before the development of the Tsar Bomba. Its yield is second only to the test explosion. Big Ivan - what’s even more terrifying is that this may not be original from the Soviet Union, they may have modified it!”

The clown was almost screaming when he said the last word. He seemed to have suddenly become ill. He clenched his handcuffed hands into fists, slammed the table hard, and said in a very high-sharp voice.

"Batman! Not only did your little birds buy a big bomb from the Soviet Union, they even modified it themselves. I really want to crack their heads open one by one to see what's inside! They modified it. It’s a drill and a screwdriver!”

Suddenly, the Joker grabbed the railing again, stared at Batman, bared his teeth and exposed his gums, and then said: "They plan to re-establish the gang order in Gotham, so that the gang has no artistic aesthetics and no philosophical inspiration. The gangsters who smell like copper are occupying our home, Batman, how can you remain indifferent?"

Batman was just as the Joker described him. He stood coldly and solemnly outside the interrogation room railings and watched the Joker go crazy. He waited until the Joker finished speaking before Batman spoke.

"Joker, I know you want to drive a wedge between me and the Robins. This is not the first time you have done this, but after you discovered that even if you injected Spider-Man with the Dark Source potion, he did not become worse. , You are eyeing other members of the Bat Family.”

"But I have to say that the lie you made up this time was very poor." Batman shook his head, and then began to analyze.

"Previously, I noticed that Gotham's already scattered gangs were regrouping. At the same time, my Robins began to stay up at night. It seemed that everyone was very busy."

"According to normal logic, I will most likely connect these two things, but in fact all of this is your conspiracy to alienate my relationship with the Bat Family."

"The members of your clown gang haven't caused trouble for a long time. It's them who are instigating the gang behind the scenes, creating a scene of the gang's intention to revive, and then using various conspiracies to keep the Robins from having time to rest and alienating me. The distance also reduces the communication between the Bat Family.”

"For some reasons, I didn't investigate the clues about the gang's rebellion in time, but if I guessed correctly, if I follow this line of investigation, I will definitely find the Robins, because this is what you deliberately arranged. , the purpose is to make me feel that the members of the Bat Family have betrayed me and become my enemies.”

"But Joker, you are too impatient." Batman narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "You saw that I had a new Robin, so you couldn't wait to use the ideas of this plan to attack him."

"You first created the source of darkness potion and injected it into Spider-Man. You wanted to make him go crazy and become my enemy, so that I would feel helpless."

"But seeing that the potion had no effect, you started to work on Spider-Man's psychological level again, trying to make him feel that I was his enemy by showing him some of the dark sides of Gotham, thereby driving a wedge between the two of us. "

"Originally, I couldn't connect the sudden rise of gangs and the Robins not returning home for a long time, but what you showed me about your conspiracy against Spider-Man reminded me that you are targeting more than just newcomers. Robin one.”

"You used Spider-Man as a target to attract my attention, distracting me from worrying about Spider-Man falling into darkness. In fact, your real target was the rest of the Bat Family. You started before Spider-Man even appeared. When they were within my sight, they had already laid traps for other Robins.”

Batman stepped forward, looked the Joker in the eyes and said, "But you can't fool me, Joker."

"You showed up at the police station just to make me think that even a dangerous criminal like the Joker had to turn himself in and seek help because of the crazy behavior of the Robins. The members of the Bat Family must have been extremely evil."

"You made such a panicked gesture of help just to show that you stand with me now, and Robin is our common enemy."

"But you're wrong, Joker." Batman waved his cape and turned around, leaving only his deep and serious voice in the empty and dark corridor of the police station.

"Even if you have already begun to weave a conspiracy, lay a trap, and guide you step by step, I will never consider my children to be my enemies. The darkness of this city was created by you. Batman will not mistake it, let alone Will be an enemy of Robin."

"Give up your plot to drive a wedge between the Bat Family, Joker, you won't succeed."

The Joker was stunned as he watched Batman leave.