Help the Queen of Heaven to Save the Situation, She Lusts After My Body

Chapter 424 "Actors Travel Around the World"

What's the most uncomfortable thing about listening to music? I heard it halfway and then lost it.

What's more uncomfortable? I only listened to half of the song twice in a row.

This is how the audience felt.

Feeling restless, like a kitten scratching.

"Please, Great Sage, just be a human being!"

"Strongly protest against the shameless behavior of singing only half a song!"

"Director, please come out and speak!"

"Halfway through listening to this song, I felt like someone had cut me half to death with a blunt knife and then the murderer ran away."

"Help, it's murder!"

There was a commotion in the audience and chaos in the guest seats.

Zhao Lei struggled hard under the hostage of the werewolf and Li Zhengyi, trying to regain the golden cudgel and step forward to seek justice.

Several others burst into laughter.

Host Qi Tian walked onto the stage with a melancholy look on his face: "Great Sage, can we really not finish this song? The director was so anxious backstage just now."

"You can finish singing!"

"real?"

Xu Nuo nodded and answered in the affirmative.

Qitian was happy at first, then seemed to remember something, and then he was startled. He said cautiously: "Teacher Monkey King, you won't sing "Borrow from Heaven for Another Five Hundred Years", will you?"

Hearing this, Zhao Lei struggled even more fiercely: "Let me go, I want to challenge him to a duel."

Xu Nuo shook his head decisively: "A real man never sings a song a second time. I have already sung "Borrow from Heaven for Five Hundred More Years"."

Zhao Lei immediately relaxed.

The audience let out a sigh of regret.

Not to mention, "Borrow Five Hundred More Xiaofangs from the Sky" is indeed interesting. Although it is a spoof, it is also very good to listen to.

Zhao Lei was furious: "What do you mean when you sigh?"

"Hey, Teacher Zhao, don't be like this."

Xu Nuo picked up the microphone and said: "Next, I will give you a song called "Actor"."

Not only Zhao Lei didn't believe it, but everyone else didn't believe it either.

"If the actor really sings, I'll eat his microphone!"

"Then I'll eat the stage."

"Okay, okay, let's get started again."

The music of "Actor" starts again.

Zhao Lei squinted his eyes, expressionless.

In less than three seconds, this guy will definitely need to change the music.

"1, 2..."

"Teacher Zhao, what are you doing?" The werewolf asked strangely: "Do you want to use a bigger move?"

Zhao Lei ignored him and continued counting: "3!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the great sage on the stage raised his hand again.

"Band teacher, change the song."

Zhao Lei snorted coldly: "I knew it was "Borrowing from Heaven for Another Five Hundred Years" again."

Xu Nuo said: "Let's change the song to "Walking Around".

Zhao Lei's face changed wildly, but he pretended to be calm: "I want to see what kind of flowers you can sing!"

Of course he said it on purpose, just for the sake of the show's effect. Anyway, these two songs were promised to be written, and he could change them if he liked.

What’s even more outrageous is that he himself thought it was okay.

The music started again.

The joyful melody and exciting rhythm immediately remind people of Zhao Lei's heroic performance on the stage.

The camera showed Zhao Lei, his face was expressionless and his lips were pursed tightly.

Xu Nuo was very happy on stage, "Hey~"

"Simple~simple~

Keep it simple in the way you speak! "

A passionate man can become a strong young man in seconds.

Although he was fully mentally prepared, Zhao Lei still almost didn't hold back. He pinched his thigh with his right hand to prevent himself from laughing out loud.

Sure enough, it is the music of "Walking Around" and the lyrics of "Actor".

The werewolf laughed until his stomach ached.

Li Zhengyi laughed happily: "Director, please change the lyrics."

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

"A traveling actor, right?"

"Today will become Zhao Lei's nightmare. The great sage will be singing his songs under the quilt when he sleeps at night."

"I wonder if he can still find a tune."

"I saw a strong, affectionate and somewhat joyful man singing."

The audience, who had just been immersed in "Actor" and couldn't help themselves, were all in a mess.

They seemed to see an affectionate man in a suit and tie, who turned around and put on a red cotton-padded jacket to dance the Yangko dance.

This huge difference in song styles made them feel that something was wrong.

"Please omit the progressive emotions,

You are not an actor,

Don't devise those plots,

No comment. "

The lyrics of "Actor" were clearly visible on the big screen, but the audience felt even more confused.

I just learned "Actor" and completely forgot about it as soon as I turned around.

"How do you sing the original singer of "Actor"?"

"Damn, I forgot too!"

"Don't talk about "Actor", I'm confused no matter how you sing "Walking Around"."

“I vaguely think it’s this tone, but it doesn’t feel quite right.”

The song was a bit silly, but the atmosphere was very lively.

Some people tried singing to the tune of "Walking Around" and using the lyrics of "Actor", and unexpectedly found that it seemed pretty good too.

In a song, the tune is the main factor that affects the style, but the lyrics also have an impact on the song.

When a joyful and unrestrained tune is paired with sad and melancholy lyrics, this contrast makes everyone feel very novel.

"No comment,

I just want to see how round you are,

Your sadness is too superficial,

Like an actor without talent,

The audience can see it at a glance. "

The melancholy atmosphere has long since disappeared from the joyful music.

The infatuated and tragic young man transformed into a funny young man.

The ratings of "Masked Singer" continue to grow, and the comments are increasing.

"This world has finally gone crazy."

"Monkey King, you have done so many evil things!"

"My father drank two glasses of white wine in a row. He couldn't figure out how "Borrowing Another Five Hundred Years from Heaven" became "Borrowing Another Five Hundred Xiaofangs from Heaven". He also couldn't understand why the actors had to travel all over the world?"

"A good singer was forced into a lunatic by the program crew."

"Zhao Lei reaped what he sowed!"

"Ruin the original singer series."

"Zhao Lei, Zhao Lei, why did you provoke him!"

The audience was about to die of laughter. They could already imagine Zhao Lei's expression in a while.

For both songs, he instigated the Monkey King to take the challenge. He was originally here to watch the fun and eat melons, but he didn't expect to eat melons on his head.

Unkind netizens sighed: There is reincarnation in the world, and no one can escape from the heaven.

Zhao Lei has always been the one who makes fun of the show. Now the fun has come to him, and the audience likes it.

In front of the TV, the audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. Although it looked a bit eye-irritating, it was really good to watch.

On the stage, the Monkey King sang the climax.

Some audience members tried their best to recall the original tune of "Actors", and then they were taken to heaven as soon as they opened their mouths.

"I should cooperate with you in the performance, but I turned a blind eye.

I am forcing the person who loves you the most to improvise.

When did we start to put away our bottom line?

We watched those poor performances in line with the changes of the times..."

At the climax, the affectionate man's emotional outburst turned into an outburst of joy.

Many people twitched their mouths and were messy in the wind.

The effect of this program was so good.

Because Xue Zhiqian really did this, in the 2024 New Year's Eve concert, Xue Zhiqian adhered to the concept of "walking the way of netizens and leaving netizens with no way to go", and sang a song "Actors Sitting in a Sedan and Walking Around the World" like crazy.

What's even more outrageous is that he also performed a magical operation of taking off his pants and changing clothes in public on the lift during the interlude of the song.

He may not be the most popular, the best singer, or the most creative, but he must be the most crazy.

No one in the entire entertainment industry can compare to him.

After singing this part, Xu Nuo put away the microphone, snapped his fingers, and the music stopped.

Zhao Lei breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had finally gotten rid of the torture.

"Teacher Zhao, how do you feel about this song "Actors Going Around"?" Xu Nuo said with a smile.

"Very good, bring this song to the court!"

The scene was full of laughter.

In the resurrection match, three people challenged the Monkey King at the same time, but the Monkey King made a lot of fun and amused the whole audience.

Zhao Lei became the only victim.

Next was the King of Singers Contest.

Then the audience had no intention of watching who was the King of Singers in this episode, and everyone went to find the previous videos to relive the happiness.

"Actors" and "Actors Going Around" became popular all of a sudden.

Netizens watched the excitement, and people in the circle watched the doorway.

"Xiao Fang" is already a high-quality song. It is a song that can make ordinary singers famous overnight. It is a waste of talent to spoof it like this!"

"If you can get the singing rights of this song, it will definitely become popular." Many people decided to contact Dasheng to see if they can get the singing rights.

The emergence of "Actor" made many people keenly discover the potential of this song.

"This is a song that has the opportunity to become popular all over the country." "It's just half a song, but it has the influence comparable to masterpieces like "Over the Fire."

"If you get this song, it is not impossible to become the next Kevin Shen."

Sad love songs, even if many people criticize it, Kevin Shen's success has given many people confidence.

Half of "Actor" went around the world, and the song began to spread like a virus.

This magical video quickly became popular, allowing Internet celebrities to see the new traffic code, and an adaptation carnival began to appear on the Internet.

Netizens in the comment area are also looking for fun.

"Zhao Lei: OK, OK, a lawyer's letter of warning for each person!"

"Another day of ecstasy for lawyers."

"Lawyer: Is it finally my turn to be so rich?"

The video clips captured by several netizens have skyrocketed in number of views, breaking through hundreds of thousands of views in a short time.

The netizens attracted by the video almost laughed crazy after watching the video, and turned around to watch the live broadcast of "Masked Singer".

At this time, the program is in the King of Singers Contest.

The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing exploded with all his strength, overpowering the two contestants, Little Monster and Give You a Knife, and successfully won the last episode of King of Singers.

The program is very exciting, but more people are waiting for the next program.

Some netizens call the challenge "Monkey King Challenge". Since the appearance of the challenge, there have been people challenging the Monkey King in every episode, and even more than one contestant has initiated the challenge.

So far, the Monkey King has won all the challenge matches and has never lost.

A strong singer, who has singing skills, works, and can also make things happen, is hard not to be liked by everyone.

As soon as the result of the singing king was announced, the audience couldn't wait to shout "Challenge! Challenge!"

Theoretically, if the remaining two people challenged, there would be two more chances to challenge the Monkey King.

Give You a Knife accepted the audience's request and chose to challenge.

The audience applauded.

Zhao Lei pursed his lips tightly and sat there mute.

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