Chapter 383: Eat the Money and Wipe the Ass?

"Lambir, don't go down any further!"

"Stop, Lambir! If you go down any further, you'll be trapped to death in the secret realm!"

"Come back, idiot. If you break the rules, even the [Secret Realm Escape Ticket] can't save you!"

The Asans were so anxious that they jumped up and down, like a monkey with a burning butt.

But Qian Tongdan, the culprit who caused everything, was calm and even wanted to laugh.

He poked Lu Li with his elbow and asked for credit quite complacently:

"How is it, did you do a good job?"

"It's okay." Lu Li narrowed his eyes and his eyes jumped back and forth between the four Asans:

"Just need to wipe my butt."

"What butt do you need to wipe? My move just now was perfect." Qian Tongdan boasted to himself without hesitation, his eyes glancing in the direction of Li Luo from time to time.

"Do you really think they will let you go after they come to their senses?" Lu Li raised the corner of his mouth, as if he had foreseen the fun that was about to happen.

"Uh..." Qian Tongdan's expression changed, and he lowered his voice:

"Except for you, no one should have noticed that I activated my talent just now..."

"Asshole, Chinese, what did you do to my companion?!"

Before Qian Tongdan finished speaking, Amir's roar came over.

The four Indians were furious and wanted to rush up to ask for an explanation.

"Calm down, we don't know why your companion is in this situation." Lu Li said lightly.

"Yeah, just now he suddenly touched my buttocks, and then chatted with me..." Qian Tongdan shrank his neck and chattered beside him:

"Maybe my buttocks are too sexy, distracting him? And then he counted his steps wrong?"

"You know, I am a man, I like women, especially the fairy-like beauty Miss Li Luo."

"For the sake of our alliance, I will not care about your companion touching my buttocks, but you have to compensate me for mental damages, right?"

"How about this, touch it, twenty Yuanjing..."

"Fuck you!!" Amir glared and punched.

Qian Tongdan hugged his head and tried to hide.

But there was Lu Li behind him, so he couldn't retreat.

Just as he cursed in his heart, a faint whisper suddenly came to his ear:

"Your companion is fine, and the one who got lost in the thick fog is Qian's young master, Qian Tongdan."

Under the hallucinogenic effect of [jealousy], the anger in Amir's eyes dissipated, and he became confused in an instant.

While everyone was still in the dark, Lu Li activated [Jealousy] on the remaining Indian players one by one.

Seeing that the crisis was resolved, Qian Tongdan breathed a sigh of relief and said unhappily:

"You didn't use this backhand earlier, and you were scared to death..."

"It's not over yet." Lu Li glanced at the other five players and made a gesture to silence them.

Then he said without looking back:

"Maintaining this state is very exhausting for me, so you should wipe your ass yourself."

Qian Tongdan curled his lips, obviously reluctant.

However, after a brief consideration, he still cooperated to activate his innate ability:

"[Prophecy], my identity becomes Lambiel, and the duration is unlimited until it is lifted actively."

As soon as the voice fell, Qian Tongdan's figure instantly rose.

His appearance also changed from a young and tender appearance to a dark-skinned Indian.

"If I had known it would be like this, I would have been babble..."

Qian Tongdan kept muttering.

After his appearance was completely changed, even his mumbling words became Baixiang Mandarin.

Lu Li watched Lambier disappear from his sight in the form of 'mist' before removing the hallucinogenic effect of [jealousy].

Pan Xiaoxiao witnessed the whole process, reached out to adjust her glasses, and sent a message in the group chat to ask:

"Why don't you just kill the four of them?"

Lu Li: "It's a pity to kill them now after finding the fun with great difficulty."

"You are leaving yourself a loophole. There are five other unfamiliar players. Maybe they will betray us and mess things up."

Lu Li: "No, I have a feeling that they will come to us soon and seek an alliance."

"This..." Pan Xiaoxiao frowned and wanted to persuade again.

She looked up inadvertently and saw two female players approaching her cautiously.

"Well, sorry... can the five of us form an alliance with you?"

Fearing that the other party would not agree, the three male players added:

"The kind that signs an oath contract... promise to keep it a secret! We just want to live..."

Pan Xiaoxiao: "..."

"No problem, but you have to make the contract." Lu Li grinned with a bright smile:

"We will write the content of the contract."

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The [Jealousy] effect is removed.

The four Indian players woke up from the illusion, looking at each other, with confused faces.

The leader Amir reacted the fastest.

Recalling the previous incident, his eyebrows immediately stood up, and he was about to attack Qian Tongdan:

"Asshole, you'd better rescue Lanbir for me quickly, otherwise..."

He stopped talking halfway.

Because Amir looked around and didn't find the figure of the little man at all.

On the contrary, Lu Li and others looked at him indifferently.

"Great, you four finally woke up!"

A familiar voice came from behind Amir, with a strong smell of curry.

"Hmm?"

The four Indian players turned around and saw the people behind them, becoming more and more confused.

"Lambir?"

"You're back?!"

"Great, you didn't get lost in the fog!"

"Uh, great!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Are you still not awake?" 'Lambir' frowned, looking worried.

"Just now, that little Chinese guy played tricks on you, causing you to miscalculate the number of steps and almost get lost in the thick fog!" Amir gritted his teeth and glanced at Lu Li and others with hatred:

"Fortunately, I found it in time and saved your life!"

The other three Ah San also nodded, indicating that the leader was right.

'Lambir' frowned even tighter:

"But, I didn't get lost in the thick fog at all. Instead, it was you four and that handsome Chinese guy named Qian Tongdan who got lost in the thick fog."

"What? How is this possible..." Amir was stunned and was about to refute.

But he glanced at the crowd again from the corner of his eye and did not find any trace of Qian Tongdan.

So the people who got lost,

were them?

"...But I clearly remember that you turned into a 'fog' state and ignored the convoy in front of you..."

Gawara scratched his scalp. The current situation in front of him and the mismatch in his memory made him feel very uncomfortable.

"It's an illusion... The real situation is that the five of you suddenly started to go crazy, and we spent a lot of effort to wake you up..."

'Lambir' explained while shaking his head.

The local curry flavor hit me, making it impossible to find any flaws in the disguise.

"But the four of us woke up, where is the Chinese guy named Qian something? Why did he disappear?"

Akshay has begun to accept the facts and asked along the line of thought of 'Lambir'.

"That Chinese handsome boy? He ran away after he went crazy!" 'Lambir' spread his hands and looked indifferent:

"Because the situation was chaotic at the time, I didn't chase him."

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