Chapter 668: Lying

Queen Elizabeth threw herself into Yannick's arms and burst into tears. Yannick didn't know how to comfort her, so he could only pat her back gently, silently, letting her tears wet his clothes.

After an unknown amount of time, Queen Elizabeth finally raised her head from his arms, looked at him with a pair of swollen eyes, her face flushed, and tried to break free from his embrace and stand up, but was pulled back by Yannick, and stumbled and fell into his arms again.

"Let me go!" Queen Elizabeth pushed his shoulders, but Yannick could hear that there was no anger in her tone, nor was there any intention to let go.

Queen Elizabeth struggled symbolically for a few times, and then stopped moving, whispering in a hoarse voice. "If we do this, we will go to hell in the future."

Go to hell? Yannick almost laughed out loud, but he was an atheist and didn't believe in hell. "Don't worry, Your Majesty, even if I really go to hell, I will gather thousands of troops again and sweep across the entire hell. I believe that my army is invincible in the human world, and it will still be invincible in hell."

Queen Elizabeth was amused by his serious words. "Don't call me Your Majesty anymore. I have let down the whole of Britain. If you keep calling me like that, I will feel guilty."

"Then I will call you Elizabeth?"

"Yes."

The two of them hugged each other quietly. Suddenly, Elizabeth's stomach made a gurgling sound. She was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into, so she could only bury her head deeply in his arms.

Yannick then remembered the roasted sweet potatoes in the fireplace, got up and went to the fireplace, and picked out the sweet potatoes with tongs. After tearing off the tin foil wrapped outside, the fragrant aroma spread immediately. It was hot in the hand, and the golden, soft and hot melon flesh revealed after peeling made people want to drool.

Yannick peeled one of the sweet potatoes and handed it to Elizabeth, then took another one and bit it.

"Woo!" Just after taking a few bites, Elizabeth let out a painful groan, the sweet potato in her hand fell to the ground, and she covered her neck with her hand.

"Oh my god!" Yannick was frightened, his hand trembled, and the half-eaten sweet potato in his hand flew out. Could it be that the sweet potato was poisonous? ! He had already eaten half of it, would he die of the poison immediately? ! Thinking of this, his whole body was wet with sweat in an instant, and he felt faintly weak in his limbs, chest tightness, shortness of breath, and dizziness.

Which bastard was so insidious to poison the sweet potato? ! He would not let him go even if he became a ghost!

Not knowing whether it was too late to call a doctor now, Yannick was about to pick up the phone on the table to call someone, but saw Elizabeth's face flushed, and her right hand kept patting her chest.

"Did you choke?"

It turned out that she was not poisoned. Yannick was relieved. All the discomforts on her body disappeared instantly. He stepped forward and patted her back, but it didn't work. Her face was already red and almost purple. Yannick quickly helped her up and hugged her from behind. He clenched his right fist, put his thumb on her abdomen two fingers above her navel, pressed his left hand on his right fist, and squeezed his hands inward and upward quickly.

Once, twice, three times...!

After more than ten times in a row, Elizabeth finally coughed out the sweet potato pieces that choked in her trachea.

Elizabeth let out a long breath. Just now, she felt that she was almost choked to death!

"It's okay." Yannick also breathed a sigh of relief and poured her a glass of water. "Sweet potatoes are too soft and easy to choke. Eat slowly."

Elizabeth did not take the water cup, and her face was a little pale and trembling. "Yannick, isn't this God punishing me?"

Yannick couldn't help but roll his eyes. Where is God? Even if there is a God, he wouldn't be watching your every move like a voyeur all day long, right?

But looking at Elizabeth who was still in shock, Yannick was worried that she would be in a state of anxiety from then on, so he decided to lie to comfort her. "Elizabeth, let me tell you a secret. In fact, some rumors outside are true. I am really an apostle of God."

Elizabeth opened her mouth slightly, as if she didn't believe him very much, but this was also a normal reaction. Even the most devout believers would not rashly believe that others are apostles of God. The first reaction would be that the other party is a liar and lying. "Have you seen God?"

Yannick nodded and shook his head. "You can say that I have seen it, or you can say that I haven't seen it. The God I know is just the tip of the iceberg. He is not a human, nor is he a creature. He is more like a conscious chaos. Take our Earth for example. About four billion years ago, there was no life on Earth at that time. It was as desolate as the moon. How do you think the first life on Earth suddenly appeared?"

"God created it?"

"You can also say that he had just woken up from a deep sleep of tens of millions of years and sneezed. A few drops of droplets just splashed onto the Earth. This is the origin of life."

"65 million years ago, he woke up again and found that the Earth was full of cute dinosaurs. He thought dinosaurs were quite cute. He caught a few and took them back to play with for a few days. He got tired of playing with them, so he threw a few pebbles at the Earth and exterminated the dinosaurs. Then he caught the ancestors of mankind from other universes and threw them to the Earth, letting them develop on their own; as a result, humans have developed to the present."

Listening to Yannick's nonsense, Elizabeth showed a look of astonishment on her face. "Are you kidding?"

"I'm not joking." Yannick said extremely seriously. "You should have heard my rumors before. How come the playboy who was good for nothing before the age of 18 suddenly transformed after that car accident? In just ten years, he led Germany to rise and become the European hegemon? Or even became Top people in various fields? Because I was caught by that god by chance and was instilled with all kinds of strange knowledge that can be said to be beyond this era."

Yannick really admired himself for being able to make up such a set of lies in just a short moment. Although it sounded absurd, it still had some credibility based on his personal experience. "You still don't believe it? Then let me tell you something. There will be a magnitude 3 earthquake in Braga, Portugal tomorrow."

Seeing him making ingots like this, Elizabeth was still dubious, and Yannick shrugged. "Anyway, you'll know tomorrow. Tsk, I have to take a shower." The scare just now made me sweat at least two kilograms, and now I feel wet and sticky all over my body, which is very uncomfortable. Fortunately, there was a hot spring bath behind the cabin, and he decided to take a dip. "Are you going?"