Chapter 2 Banfeng Is Not Crazy
"Banfeng, save me!"
A cry for help reached his ears, and Li Banfeng, who was sleeping soundly, sat up suddenly.
Who is talking?
All the beds were empty, only He Jiaqing was squatting on the ground packing his luggage.
He Jiaqing raised his head and said, "Are you awake?"
Li Banfeng looked at He Jiaqing: "You asked me to save you just now?"
He Jiaqing frowned and said, "Are you confused after sleeping? Help me pack my luggage, it's too late."
He Jiaqing is leaving, on the train tonight.
He has been Li Banfeng's best friend for four years in college.
Li Banfeng opened his mobile phone and took a look. It was already half past three.
Let's have a meal together, and then go to the station to see him off.
Li Banfeng jumped off the bed and helped He Jiaqing pack a bunch of sundries.
"Do you want toothpaste?"
"Yes!"
Li Banfeng threw the toothpaste accurately into He Jiaqing's suitcase.
"Do you want a meal card?"
"I'll give it to you."
Li Banfeng threw the meal card accurately into his drawer.
Within a five-meter range, Li Banfeng never misses when throwing things.
"Do you want your diploma?"
"No."
Li Banfeng threw the diploma accurately into the trash can three meters away.
He Jiaqing admired Li Banfeng's unrestrained attitude.
He didn't even ask He Jiaqing why he didn't want the diploma, and just threw it away.
If you want it, you want it, and if you don't want it, you don't want it. The truth is that simple. Li Banfeng never complicates simple things.
During the four years of college, He Jiaqing only had Li Banfeng as a friend, because he admired Li Banfeng's temperament.
Li Banfeng also had only He Jiaqing as a friend, because Li Banfeng had a history of mental illness, and people who knew him would not easily approach him.
Li Banfeng opened a cardboard box, which was full of envelopes, each of which contained dozens of photos.
He Jiaqing liked photography and film cameras. Every time he took photos, he had to rent a darkroom and develop the photos himself. He had accumulated a full box of photos from the four years of college.
"Do you still want these photos?"
He Jiaqing hesitated: "Pick a few good ones and take them with you. Don't take the ones that are damaged."
Li Banfeng picked out a few envelopes and handed them to He Jiaqing: "These are all good ones."
He Jiaqing didn't check them and put them in the suitcase.
Li Banfeng picked out a few more envelopes: "These are photos of your girlfriend. They are all damaged. Throw them away."
He Jiaqing was stunned: "Are they all damaged?"
Li Banfeng nodded: "She didn't even wear clothes. It must be damaged."
He Jiaqing snatched the photos and put them in the suitcase.
...
At the entrance of the campus, a barbecue restaurant.
He Jiaqing poured a glass of wine for Li Banfeng: "Four years in college, there is something I have always wanted to ask you, but I can't say it."
Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "I don't like men."
He Jiaqing was choked by the white wine and coughed for a while: "That's not what I want to ask. I'm talking about your name. Why is it called Banfeng? What special meaning does it have?"
Hearing this question, Li Banfeng's brows relaxed, the corners of his mouth raised, revealing a smile that looked a little stiff.
If it were someone else, they would try to stay away from Li Banfeng at this time, because this is a sign of his emotional instability.
But He Jiaqing is not worried. Li Banfeng will smile when he is emotionally unstable, but he will also smile the same when he is in a good mood.
He is in a good mood now, and said with interest: "This has to start with our welfare home, Mrs. Wu. Mrs. Wu is the most educated person in our welfare home. She has seven children under her. The seven of us were named by her.
These seven names are Banshan, Banluan, Banling, Banya, Bangang, Banyue, and Banfeng.
You know that in this mountain, the peak is the highest. I am the most outstanding among the seven people, so Mrs. Wu gave me the name Banfeng."
He Jiaqing thought for a moment and said: "I have met this Mrs. Wu. When you were in the hospital, she came to see you. She didn't seem to call you Li Banfeng, she called you Li Baisha. ”
Li Banfeng nodded: "Because she always asked me to buy cigarettes for her. During that time, she liked to smoke Baisha, so she called me Li Baisha.
Before that, she called me Li Hongmei, and before that, she called me Li Yingchun. There was a period of time when she lived a good life and smoked a lot of cigarettes, so she called me Li Furong. ”
He Jiaqing picked up a string of lamb kidneys: "Then why is your surname Li?"
Li Banfeng said: "Because the gatekeeper of the welfare home is surnamed Li."
He Jiaqing nodded: "Then he must be a respected person."
Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "He is Mrs. Wu's husband. He likes to smoke foreign cigarettes. He called me Li Luotuo."
At dusk, the two walked out of the barbecue restaurant.
Li Banfeng held a napkin in his hand, wiped his mouth, and threw it into the trash can four or five meters away accurately.
He Jiaqing praised repeatedly: "Within five meters, you never miss. We have been brothers for four years, why haven't I learned your skills?"
Li Banfeng looked at the trash can and said: "Attitude, the most important thing is attitude, as long as you keep a stable attitude..."
Li Banfeng moved his eyes to the distance, and a woman in her early thirties, wearing a gray suit, walked towards the two with a smile.
Teacher Song.
The two hurriedly greeted each other.
Teacher Song is a mathematics teacher in the School of Science. She has short hair and a round and fair face. Under the round-frame glasses, there is a pair of intellectual and deep beautiful eyes.
Seeing the two students, Teacher Song's mouth corners turned up and smiled, and two sweet dimples sank on her cheeks.
These two dimples have become the fantasy of countless boys in the School of Science.
She is as beautiful as the morning sun!
She is full of vitality and feels safe.
Li Banfeng was still staring at Teacher Song's back, and He Jiaqing lowered his voice and said, "There is a walnut-shaped birthmark on her left peach!"
Li Banfeng was stunned: "Have you seen it?"
He Jiaqing burped proudly: "Advanced mathematics, linear mathematics, probability theory, when have you ever failed a course?
Look at the way Teacher Song looked at me during class, can it be the same?"
"I didn't pay attention to the eyes," Li Banfeng stared, serious, "but the birthmark you mentioned, I remember it was on the right."
"How could it be possible It's on the right, you must have remembered it wrong..." He Jiaqing was also stunned, "You have seen it too?"
Li Banfeng shook his head repeatedly: "I am a serious person."
He Jiaqing was very unconvinced: "You have seen Teacher Song's peach, why are you still a serious person?"
Li Banfeng was very serious: "I have seen it seriously, so I am a serious person!"
He Jiaqing was a little disappointed: "How can it be on the right..."
He has not seen Teacher Song's peach, the birthmark was told by his girlfriend Lu Xiaolan, who saw it with her own eyes in the locker room.
"Did Lu Xiaolan lie to me, or did I remember it wrong?" He Jiaqing looked at Li Banfeng very seriously, he was really disappointed, "I think she lied to me, she has been lying to me."
As they talked, the two walked downstairs to the girls' dormitory and met He Jiaqing's girlfriend Lu Xiaolan.
Lu Xiaolan combed a ponytail, showing her delicate features and the innocence of a girl.
Just like the tight skirt she wore today, her delicate and exquisite figure was also shown.
She is the most beautiful girl in the School of Science, and this title is recognized by 80% of the boys in the School of Science.
Although they are familiar with each other, He Jiaqing still can't help showing off to Li Banfeng: "Look at my wife, she is like a beauty who walked out of a calendar."
Calendar?
What era are these things?
He Jiaqing always has a special feeling for these old things.
But Li Banfeng has no feelings for Lu Xiaolan, and he is too lazy to look at her more.
"To be honest, I still like Teacher Song's figure." Li Banfeng looked at He Jiaqing very seriously.
"To be honest, my wife also has a conscience. Conscience is not just about size, but a comprehensive comparison..." He Jiaqing looked at Lu Xiaolan who walked out of the dormitory building and tried to defend his girlfriend.
The three of them took a taxi to Yuezhou East Station.
At the station, Li Banfeng sent He Jiaqing to the gate, and the time to say goodbye had come.
He Jiaqing said to Li Banfeng, "Brother, you've been drinking a lot. Call me when you get back to the dormitory."
Li Banfeng laughed and said, "Why should I call you? Are you afraid that I'll get lost?"
He Jiaqing shook his head, "I'm not afraid that you'll get lost. I've been drinking a lot. I'm afraid I'll fall asleep on the train. Remind me. I need to pee."
Li Banfeng didn't understand, "Do you need me to remind you to pee?"
He Jiaqing said seriously, "What if I pee my pants?"
Li Banfeng still didn't understand, "With your wife here, how can you pee your pants?"
He Jiaqing shook his head and said, "She sleeps better than me. She sleeps more soundly than a pig. She can't wake up even if the train derails!"
Lu Xiaolan looked angry and punched He Jiaqing.
Li Banfeng also complained: "We are about to get on the train, and you said it was derailed. It's unlucky."
After chatting for a while, the platform was broadcast: "Train No. 1160 is about to start ticket inspection. Passengers please take all your luggage and go to the No. 96 waiting room to wait for the train."
He Jiaqing looked at Li Banfeng: "I'm leaving."
Li Banfeng sobbed and seemed to be crying.
He Jiaqing shook his head and said: "Don't pretend, it's not like that at all, you can't cry at all."
In the four years of college, Li Banfeng cried many times. He used tears to win the sympathy of the counselor and deceived the trust of the Academic Affairs Office, but He Jiaqing knew that Li Banfeng was pretending every time.
He was right, Li Banfeng couldn't cry at all.
Li Banfeng also felt that pretending to cry was not good, but as He Jiaqing's best friend, he should say a few more words at this time.
After a long silence, Li Banfeng only said: "You are fine."
"You are fine too." He Jiaqing picked up the suitcase and took Lu Xiaolan through the gate.
Lu Xiaolan asked casually, "Why did you let Li Banfeng call you?"
He Jiaqing smiled evilly, "Are you jealous?"
Lu Xiaolan snorted, "Get lost! Marry him and live with you!"
He Jiaqing pinched Lu Xiaolan's nose, "Don't be angry, you know, he is mentally ill. He drank so much at night, and I am a little worried about him going back alone."
Lu Xiaolan took He Jiaqing's arm and whispered, "Actually, Li Banfeng is a good person, but he is crazy and scary."
He Jiaqing said seriously, "Banfeng is not crazy. I accompanied him to the psychiatric department of the Third Hospital. Doctor Wang said that he is not crazy and he was discharged after staying in the hospital for a week."
Lu Xiaolan was amused and followed He Jiaqing to the ticket gate.
He Jiaqing repeated again, "Banfeng is really not crazy, you must remember it."
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