Reborn as a Snake: Spreading Branches and Leaves, Completely Crazy

Chapter 133

"It's really eye-catching. Yun'er looks better than them even without the mask."

There is almost no change in Feng Yun's figure, except that her snake's tail has been transformed into legs, her ears have become pointed and long, and she has changed into a set of purple skin.

The hair and eyes don't need to be changed at all, they are originally purple.

"Have you touched me enough? Take your hands off my waist."

Xiao Bai grinned and said: "This will make it appear that I am absolutely infatuated. We are husband and wife now, so we must be closer."

Feng Yun forced herself away from Xiao Bai's greasy hands and kept a safe distance.

Magbi pushed open the wooden door of the courtyard and shouted inside: "Sister, there is a guest at home."

Seeing no response, Magbi scratched his cheek: "Maybe he went out."

"Brother Dabai, my sister-in-law doesn't seem to like you very much."

"Why are you always avoiding you? Her figure is really nothing to say, but that face is too scary."

Feng Yun stood aside and remained cold throughout the whole process, flipping her hair from time to time and looking towards the other side of the river.

Xiao Bai showed a mask of pain: "On the night of our wedding, the house suddenly caught fire, and then my beloved wife was disfigured and suffered from depression."

Magbi looked serious and sympathetic.

"If it doesn't work out, let's leave Brother Dabai. After all, we can't live with an ugly guy for the rest of our lives."

"I'll secretly introduce my sister to you later."

Xiao Bai took one look at Magbi, who was all green and average-looking. He decisively refused: "No, you are harming me."

"I love my wife deeply and will never abandon her for the rest of my life."

Xiao Bai thought to himself, you are greener than Lao Wang's neighbors, how can your sister see it better?

Along the way, I didn't even see the hair of the beautiful woman. She was an Elf, so she was really wasting her reputation, just trying to gain fame.

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Finally, he successfully blended into the elves as planned. After waiting for more than two hours, Magbi's sister had not returned yet, which made him worried.

"Where is this damn girl fooling around? If she dares to run to the other side of the river to hang out with those Smurfs, see if I don't break her legs."

"Our parents died when we were young. As a brother, I was both father and mother. It was easy for me to pull her up by pooping and peeing."

Deep in love, Magbi secretly wiped her tears, probably pretending to show Xiao Bai.

Feng Yun had been standing in the yard. Seeing the family in poverty, Xiao Bai was embarrassed to stay any longer.

"Brother Abi, how about I go to the village and find an inn to stay at? I won't bother you for now."

Magbi quickly chased out to stop Xiao Bai.

"It took a long time for you to come here and you didn't even drink a sip of water. I feel quite uncomfortable."

"There's an inn not far next door. It's not dark yet, so there's no need to be in a hurry."

There were noisy sounds outside the yard, and the movement was not small.

"Brother, help me."

Magbi's face was full of anxiety and she quickly ran out of the house.

"Auntie, you want to kill me. Where did you recruit so many bees?"

A huge army of bees is swarming this way. The shit-yellow bees are huge, each one is as big as an adult’s thumb.

Feng Yun knocked away the bees that were close to her with one palm, and Xiao Bai sprayed flames from his palms and burned a large group of bees to death.

He saw a fat female elf running towards him quickly.

"Brother, please help, these bees are too cruel."

Even though he was stung by a bee and his face turned into a dumpling, and his palms were swollen like steamed buns, he still held a piece of the big honeycomb and wouldn't let go.

It is crawling with little bees, and you can also see densely packed bee pupae.

Xiao Bai asked: "You really don't want to die, do you have to eat it?"

The female elf quickly hid behind Xiao Bai.

"Thank you, big brother. I risked my life to get it. I can sell it at a high price in the market and it can greatly improve my family's living conditions."

Xiao Bai took out some medicinal powder and threw it into the air, and the bees that were not burned to death fled.

"It's okay, brother, come out. You are also the commando captain of the Elf Kingdom, but you are so afraid of death. It's a shame that I have been bragging about your bravery outside all day."

puff!

Magbi's whole body emerged from the water tank, and its mouth continued to spray water, showing a small rainbow under the sunlight.

I must have drank a lot in the water tank just now, and my belly is a lot swollen.

Only his buttocks was exposed. He had been stung by at least dozens of bees and was now in burning pain.

Seeing that his sister was stung by a bee and turned into a pig's head, the pain on Magbi's face disappeared instantly and she laughed loudly.

"Haha, if I ask you to dig out the honeycomb, you will turn into a pig's head."

He walked up to Xiao Bai and asked with concern: "Are brother Dabai and sister-in-law okay?"

"We're fine..."

Xiao Bai pointed at the female elf in front of him. Her skin was the same color as his. She didn't look like a brother and sister to Magbi. At least the color definitely didn't match.

Even if they are cyan, there is reason to believe that they are brother and sister. The difference between one green and one white is too obvious.

Xiao Bai asked curiously: "You...are you really brother and sister?"

Magbi nodded fiercely: "Half-mother, Xiaoli inherited it from her mother."

"I'm not bragging to you. Don't look at how dead my sister-in-law is now. If she hadn't been stung by a bee, her appearance and figure would definitely rank in the top ten in the elf country."

"Brother Dabai is very talented and capable at first glance. I will leave my sister-in-law to you for treatment."

"This is not an ordinary bee. If you are stung once, you will not be able to recover without resting for ten days and a half."

"In two days, my sister-in-law will participate in the national beauty pageant."

Magbi kept nagging for fear that Xiao Bai would not agree.

"I promise you will."

Magbi showed great attentiveness and pointed to the slightly more elegant room next door.

"My roommate's room is right there. The treatment effect will be better if you go inside. I won't disturb you."

"Sister-in-law, let me help take care of you first."

Xiao Bai was stunned for a moment, OK, Male Gobi, this kid turned out to have this idea.

It's really hateful to push his pig-headed sister selflessly in front of him and then take the opportunity to take care of his sister-in-law.

Xiao Bai glanced at Feng Yun: "Yun... Ah Zi, come into the house with me."

Feng Yun did not raise any objection this time and showed a rare obedience.

She glanced at Magbi, who was all green. She was even more annoying than Xiao Bai and didn't want to stay outside the house at all.

Looking at Feng Yun's back, Magbi repeatedly praised her: "My sister-in-law has a really amazing figure. She is not far behind Xiaoli. It's a pity that she has an extremely ugly old face."

"Brother, you look like a good person at first glance. Just now you took care of the bees who bullied me with just a few moves."

Feng Yun almost didn't laugh out loud: "Little sister, a good person is not written on his face. Besides, he is not a human being at all."

This sentence sounds a bit like scolding Xiao Bai, but in fact there is nothing wrong with him at all.

Feng Yun consciously moved a stool and sat down, her slit purple skirt showing off her slender white legs.

She just wanted to see what tricks Xiao Bai wanted to play.

The bees stung Margery so badly that she was completely unrecognizable. No part of her skin was spared. It covered all directions and even her gums were swollen. It was really cruel.

She shook her bloated sausage mouth and praised Feng Yun again and again: "Sister is so beautiful. Not many men can hold up those thighs."

"I am your eldest brother's wife. I have to call you sister-in-law. Don't mess up the seniority."

He was still trying his best to deny this identity before, but now he actually admitted it, leaving Xiao Bai confused.

"Look what I'm doing, why don't I remove the bee venom from my little sister?"

Feng Yun was teasing Xiao Bai deliberately: "Didn't you hear what her brother said? My sister-in-law is ranked among the top ten in the Elf Kingdom for both figure and appearance."

Xiao Bai looked disdainful: "Come on, have we seen any beautiful women along the way?"

"He looks like that, with his whole body covered in green. It would be easy for my sister to see him."

"Brother, sister-in-law, when will you help me get rid of the bee venom? I'm in pain and itching now."

This voice sounds like it matches the beauty. Since I have agreed, I need to treat her quickly.

Xiao Bai took out some medicinal powder from the Qiankun bag, which has a very good effect on reducing swelling and removing toxins.

He smeared it on his hands, and fists as big as sandbags appeared in front of Margery's eyes.

"It might hurt a little later. I'm going to use my lifelong skills and return my Piao Piao Fist."

"Are you ready?"

Margery nodded fiercely: "Well, big brother, please come here."

At this time, she lay directly on the bed and arranged her body in a large font, not treating Xiao Bai and Feng Yun as outsiders at all.

He also has a straightforward personality and is very forthright.

"Get up, you lie down and let me use Piao Piao Fist."

"oh..."

Xiao Bai raised his two fists and spun them quickly, beating Margery's bloated face repeatedly.

Feng Yun watched the whole process with great interest. This was the first time she had seen this kind of healing method.

She was full of expectations, just waiting for Xiao Bai to overturn in order to calm down the bullying she had suffered before.

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