Chapter 432 It’s Hard to Be a Human Being, and It’s Hard to Be a God

Luck and connections are important.

But the most important thing is the brain.

Ge Tianshi, who struggled from an ordinary person without a backstage to become one of the Four Heavenly Masters, agrees with this.

And appreciates anyone with a brain.

He couldn't see how Su Qing borrowed the vest of the Wu Judge.

But he knew that the main body of his command was Wu Judge, not Su Qing.

This kid got the benefits of the divine pattern, but he didn't cut off his immortal path!

He is a smart person, and his intelligence is only slightly inferior to his back then, which is already amazing!

Ge Tianshi did not expose Su Qing's vest, but only followed the procedure to confer the title of god to the so-called "Wu Judge".

Although Tong Laodao, Madam Lanxiang and other representatives of the Heavenly Masters noticed something was wrong, Su Qing had a good relationship with them. With their moral level, they could not do anything to expose such things. Secondly, Ge Tianshi's consciousness could dissipate at any time, and he did not care about offending the practitioners in the present world. Tong Laodao and the other three representatives of the Heavenly Masters would still have to practice in the present world in the future. Based on Tong Laodao's understanding of Su Qing, they would definitely not be well off if they offended him. Ge Tianshi had turned a blind eye, so why should they say anything?

They pretended not to see anything. The present-day cultivators such as Penglai Qiandao in the Taoist temple could not see anything wrong. They had never seen this Heavenly Master's command to the gods, and they had no experience. In addition to not seeing anything wrong, the main reason was that their minds were not here now. Su Qing successfully received the divine pattern and received the divine position. Now the minds of the cultivators were attracted by the cushions one by one, so they had no time to think about anything else!

There was no time to hesitate!

The opportunity to become a god was right in front of them!

Seeing that Su Qing was the first to eat the crab, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with the cushion. The other monks could not hold back and began to scramble for the cushion.

For example, Xi Fang Zhenling, Ying Jueshen and others were still thinking about picking and choosing, and were not in a hurry to make a decision. Some second- and third-level monks did not think about good or bad, as long as they could sit on the cushion, they would be considered lucky.

After a while, some cushions on the periphery were sat on one by one. Su Qing glanced and found that these monks were quite unfamiliar. It seemed that they had no outstanding performance on the battlefield outside. They were just some rogues who hid when there was trouble and took advantage first.

You picked up the advantage from the Heavenly Master. Will the Heavenly Master agree?

Su Qing knew what was going on, and just silently shook his head to Ying Jueshen and other Wanghai monks, asking them to be patient and not to rush.

"Wang Lao Er, you idiot, you have the nerve to sit on the futon? Have you ever dealt with an evil spirit outside? You want to hide under my crotch, I haven't even sat on the futon yet, do you deserve it?"

A cultivator couldn't stand it and pointed at the young cultivator with a rat-like face on the futon.

The young Wang Lao Er was mocked, but he didn't get angry. He just looked at the Heavenly Master with anxious eyes, wanting the Heavenly Master to quickly command the gods.

Hurry up!

No matter if he deserves it or not, he is a god when the divine pattern is in his hands. No matter if he has made any contributions before, he will definitely be valuable to Penglai in the future. When he returns, he will also enjoy a higher status than the Niu Lao San who scolded him!

Niu Lao San is still too naive. In this world, what's the use of being able to fight? If you can fight, why don't you grab a futon to sit on first? If you don't grab it, no one will let you!

It is not known whether his sincere eyes touched Master Ge, or Master Ge really wanted to hurry up. After seeing someone sitting on the cushion, he started to deify one by one without stopping.

This made the monks who did not sit on the cushion very angry. They really did not understand how the Master could be so casual. The divine pattern was not a cabbage. How could he give it to anyone? It was okay to be casual with me, but how could you be casual with others!

The Master's will was not changed by anyone. Master Ge kept pointing his finger at the person sitting on the cushion and reading out the corresponding decree.

"Here is a cultivator Liu Simei, who is both wise and brave, has both moral integrity and is well-known. He can be named Lingwu General and be granted the fourth-level divine pattern..."

"Here is a cultivator Wang Eryong, who is both wise and brave, has both moral integrity and is well-known. He can be named Xiaoqi Divine General and be granted the third-level divine pattern..."

"Here is a cultivator Li Qiuquan, who is both wise and brave, has both moral integrity and is well-known. He can be named Tianhe Water Officer and be granted the fourth-level divine pattern..."

Good guy, really good guy.

This Ge Tianshi has no eyes!

In his eyes, this person is both wise and brave, has both moral integrity?

Well-known!

Wang Lao Er, also known as Wang Eryong, stole gold at the age of seven, killed his father and sold his mother at the age of twelve. After building his foundation, he often followed the pirates of Shipwreck Bay to go out to hunt in the wild under the identity of a Penglai monk. He did all kinds of beastly things that bullied the weak. How could he be both virtuous and virtuous!

The cultivators were filled with righteous indignation, and they all exposed the shortcomings of the cultivators on the futon, hoping that the Heavenly Master would open his eyes and see the true face of these people.

But the Heavenly Master was not only blind, but also deaf. He could not hear their honest words. He was just like a ruthless worker who just did his job, mechanically commanding the gods to be deified!

This almost suffocated the cultivators who did not sit on the futon, but also made the cultivators on the futon very happy.

In this world, it is really not important whether you are active in the battlefield, but it is important to be active when you get benefits!

And just when they were secretly happy, with the command of the Heavenly Master, divine light appeared on their futons, and divine patterns emerged. Seeing this scene, they looked even happier.

When Su Zhenren gave the order to the gods just now, they could see clearly that as soon as these divine patterns entered their bodies, they could wear divine robes and golden armor. Their previous deeds were wiped out, and their past cultivation was not enough to be a Taoist, and they turned into gods. This is the sacred moment when the dirty past was nothing to brag about, and the present days are full of indulgent thoughts.

What only made their expressions change drastically was that when Master Na Su accepted the divine pattern, he felt as relaxed as eating candied pastries.

They felt as uncomfortable eating this divine pattern as if they were swallowing gold or stone. The divine pattern was resisting them, repelling them, and would not let them eat at all.

No, not only are they not being fed, this divine pattern is also eating them!

But they saw divine lines streaking across their bodies, divine light like the wind, melting their flesh and blood, annihilating their souls, bursts of divine wind passed by, the divine light dimmed, and there were no more monks on the futons, as if they had never There has never been a general!

Such a shocking scene made the cultivators who had just cursed out of anger in the futon were speechless in shock, and they all looked at Master Ge Tianshi in fear.

"It's a pity that these young men, I think the Heavenly Master is good, but the gods don't seem to recognize what they have done, nor are they optimistic about their cultivation. Alas, this is also their choice, but they can't blame others. Everyone, I Heavenly Master sees that you are all good guys. If you can get the approval of the divine mark, sit on the futon as soon as possible!"

Master Ge Tianshi shook his head slightly. Although he was sighing for the monk who had just died, there was no regret or apology in his tone.

But after this experience, the cultivators didn't know that this futon was not easy to sit on, and that the divine pattern was something that only one person could obtain.

It's easy for Su Qing because Zhenren Su is capable. If you can have Zhenren Su's ability, it will be easy for you too.

But who can compare to Zhenren Su?

If you sit on a futon rashly, even if God can't sit on it, maybe even humans can't do it, so anyone can bear it.

With just this scare, the cultivators cowered again. The futon they thought was a treasure just now is now a trap in their eyes!

But there are also bold ones.

Among the Penglai war cultivators, a middle-aged cultivator with acne on his face stood up.

Su Qing had some impressions of this person, because when fighting evil spirits, he was a top soldier of Penglai war cultivators. He seemed to have the boy's skills that he had been holding back for a hundred years. Although he was not a fourth-level physical practitioner, he did not have the boy's skills that he had cultivated through hard work. Zhen Gang Jin is powerful, but he can hold it for more than a hundred years, which is considered his ability. Relying on his boy's skills and third-level cultivation, he performed well in the battle against evil spirits. He is very likely to be recognized by the Heavenly Master and sit on the The futon was sealed with divine patterns.

If, as he thought, the futon chosen by this person was a first- or third-level futon, after the Heavenly Master's order was completed, the divine pattern appeared, and after wandering around him for a while, it fell into his body, which was regarded as acceptance. Got him.

Although his command to the gods was successful, the priesthood was a bit different from what he had imagined.

"Hereby is the monk Liu Hudan, who has done great work in exorcising evil spirits, calming souls, and killing evil spirits. The four-day master exercises power on behalf of heaven and performs the work of the gods. He is bestowed with the red thread god of matchmaking and the priesthood of marriage-making!"

Under the gaze of a group of monks, this burly man with an arm that could run a horse, the pimples on his face turned into matchmaker hemorrhoids, and his broad and straight body exuding masculinity like a lion, turned into a thin and small body with rickets. Looks like a woman wearing a floral jacket.

This change made the cultivators more frightened than Wang Eryong and others who died before.

Liu Hudan couldn't accept it even more, and kept kowtowing to the Heavenly Master:

"Please also ask the Heavenly Master to take back the divine order. I, Old Liu, will not do this anymore. If a man like me, Old Liu Ying, asks me to be a matchmaker and ask for marriage in the future, it would be better to kill me. Besides, I, Old Liu, myself You haven’t even got a wife yet, so how can you be a matchmaker?”

"How can such an important thing be changed by the gods? Don't make trouble, young man. You chose this futon, which means that you are destined to have this divine pattern. I believe in the arrangement of fate. You must have the potential to be a matchmaker!"

Ge Tianshi comforted Liu Hudan with a smile, and cruelly rejected his request.

By this time, all the cultivators present also understood the unspoken rules of this imperial edict.

1. Master Ge Tianshi seems to have no test on personal character and cultivation, but there is a test on the divine patterns. Those who have poor moral character will not be accepted by the futon. Any futon that can withstand it will be burst by the power of divine patterns.

Second, the types of divine patterns in each futon are different, and the priesthood is very different. If you are unlucky, like Liu Hugu, he is obviously a tough guy who can run horses on his arms, and he has chosen this job of embroidering on his fingers. That day master I don’t care about you, I can only blame you for your bad luck.

The practitioners who had figured it out didn't dare to sit on the futon rashly.

And everyone is in trouble, Su Qing Gang!

As an enthusiastic person, Su Qing is most willing to do such things.

"Old hero Ying, come, sit here, can the trail trick you? It must be a good divine pattern, and it will definitely satisfy you!"

"Zhenzhen Zhao, if you, the heavenly official, don't do it, why do you want to be this god? No problem. With your relationship with Xiaodao, can Xiaodao arrange a good one for you? For spiritual stones? Fifty thousand is so much. See you. It’s too foreign. Come on, I’ll give you another one. This futon doesn’t fit your butt anymore!”

"Master Xi, it's just this futon. Master Xi will have no problem sitting on it. There may be trouble for Master Xi in the future. I just hope Master Xi will remember what happened today!"

"Brother Blue Lion, why did you take out the Golden Retriever Lion brothers to occupy their seats? You are so shameless, but it's okay. My little brother is here and I will make arrangements for the Golden Retriever Lion Brothers!"

"Guang Quan, come here, um, you sold your futon to me, but you can take your seat first, and I'll pick it up later!"

When everyone had no idea, the only one who had an idea won the trust of everyone and sat on the cushions one by one under Su Qing's arrangement.

Among them, the majority were the Wanghai monks, who occupied 70 to 80 cushions, followed by the Penglai monks, who had only more than 20 cushions. In addition to Xi Fang Zhenling occupying a 15th-level cushion, the Qiandao monks only had three or five cushions to sit on.

But the Penglai Qiandao monks had to accept it.

First, the Wanghai people first fought the sea monster and then the evil spirits, and they showed their backbone and virtue, so they naturally had more cushions than them.

Second, the good and bad luck of the cushions was unpredictable. Zhao Zhengquan had to secretly give Su Qing spiritual stones if he wanted to make a cushion. Without Su Qing's guidance, they didn't dare to make the cushions given to them, so naturally they just did what Su Qing said.

After Su Qing distributed the cushions.

Zhao Zhengquan, Xi Fang and others were still a little uneasy, fearing that Su Qing would take the money but not do the job, and would give them an unreliable divine pattern, which would make them lose their temper. Although Su Qing repeatedly assured them that he was a good guy with both moral integrity and virtue and would not harm them, who knew what kind of character he was?

Ying Jueshen, Wu Dan, Liang Haishun and others who were familiar with Su Qing were sure that Su Qing would not cheat them, so they just followed his instructions and concentrated on meditating and regulating their breathing to maintain their peak state and welcome the divine pattern into their bodies.

The most relaxed ones were Yao Guangquan, Li Kuishan and other Wanghai monks who sold their divine rune qualifications to Su Qing. They had expected to become gods, but after learning from Su Qing that with their abilities and battle records, they could only become second- or third-level gods, and some of them were useless god positions, they immediately lost interest. Now they are just taking a place for Su Qing, waiting for him to change his vest and receive the god position.

The actions of the Wanghai monks made the Penglai Qiandao monks twitch their mouths. They all said that Wanghai people knew how to do business, and they would sell everything when they were anxious. Today, they opened their eyes. They even dared to buy and sell divine runes. There is no one in the West Sea who is better at doing business than them!

As for the random thoughts of the audience, Ge Tianshi was still lazy and did not interfere.

He was a little surprised. Even though Tong Laodao and others gave Su Qing some hints and knew the details of each futon, how could he know which futon each person's battle record and cultivation level was suitable for?

After all, this conferment depends on fate, and this fate can only be seen through by a Heavenly Master like him, so Su Qing should not be able to see through it.

Unless, he got the Heavenly Master Dao Pattern?

No, back then, the Heavenly Master Zu integrated this Dao Pattern into his puppet, which made it have the merits close to destiny, and became the Heavenly Master Puppet Tong Laodao today.

There is only one descendant of the Heavenly Master, and that is this Heavenly Master Puppet.

Whether it is the old locust tree left by Ge Xuan or the person in the painting left by Tianshi Xu, they have no chance to get this destiny.

How did Su Qing get it? (End of this chapter)