Chapter 328 Fighting Poison with Poison! !

After solving the matter of the slag appraiser, Jiang Chen continued to run errands.

Scanned the list and found a special order.

Order content: [I found that my son is a licking dog, and I have tried many methods to save him. 】

Jiang Chen: "..."

What is dog licking?

That is a person who is desperate to please other people. He knows that the other party does not like him, but he still pleases the other party again and again, and he thinks that the other party likes him.

This order is challenging!

I took it!

Take the order.

Soon, Jiang Chen came to a shopping mall, and met a client, an aunt in her forties.

Jiang Chen came to her: "Auntie, hello, I'm running errands..."

Auntie was delighted: "You are finally here. I hope you can save my son. I tried many methods but nothing worked."

Jiang Chen nodded: "Can you tell me about the matter?"

Auntie nodded and started talking.

His son's name is Chen Hui. Three months ago, he met a beautiful woman. Then he got out of hand and fell in love with her.

"This is his diary. You can take a look. Although I know it's illegal, I don't want my son to be so fascinated by a woman that he forgets that he is a human being."

Aunt said angrily.

Obviously very angry with the content of this diary.

Jiang Chen wondered that his aunt was so angry, so he couldn't help opening the diary out of curiosity.

——March 2, sunny. 【Today, I still sent you a message as usual to report on my daily work, and you finally replied me with four words: "Yeah, okay." You began to be willing to perfunctory me, I was so touched and flattered. I would like to send you a message every day. Even if you scold me every day, I don't feel bothered. 】

——March 3, overcast. 【You didn't reply to my message last night. After my tireless harassment, you finally gave up to reply me. You said "Get out!". There must be some meaning in it. I thought about it for a long time, and it was three points of water. This means that your missing of me is as turbulent as the rolling water. I was moved and cried. I don’t know what you are doing now. I miss you very much. 】

——March 4, overcast. 【Last night, she played games with her big friend, and she replied to me: Silly b, I thought over and over again what does this mean? Sha silly, oh she means I'm stupid, then b means baby, so she's calling me silly baby, with such a doting tone, I couldn't believe it for a while, but she actually likes me too, right?]

——March 5, rain. [It's a bit cold tonight, I thought there was no one on the street, but I was arrested when I just stole the electric car, I wanted to resist, but the police said to be honest and don't move, I immediately gave up resisting, because I remember what she said : "She likes honest people."]

Dog Licking Diary (continued)

—March 6, cloudy. [Yesterday I still sent her a lot of messages as usual, and today she finally replied me with five words, "Are you annoying or not?" She started to care about whether I felt annoying or not. I was so touched and flattered. Annoying, she scolds me every day and I don't think she is annoying. 】

——March 7, rain. [I sat by the window and sent her 99 messages, and she finally agreed to reply to me. She said, "Send your mom!" I burst into tears. It turned out that hard work really worked, and she had already started thinking about seeing my mom Yes, she also likes me very much. 】

——March 8, sunny. [Just now, she received a red envelope of 1 yuan, but she took it very quickly, but she didn't reply me a word for a long time. I thought she might be immersed in the emotion, so I sent her a sentence to eat something delicious at noon. What I replied was a red exclamation mark, red represents love, she must be embarrassed to say it, so she expressed her love for me in this euphemistic way, and I love you too. 】

——March 9, sunny. 【Today, I was looking through the trash she took out, and I found a piece of wet toilet paper. I hurriedly took the toilet paper and soaked it in water. I knew it smelled of her. 】

Jiang Chen: "..."

Seeing this, Jiang Chen couldn't stand it any longer.

Especially the last one, soak in water and drink...

Wo Ri, I feel a little nauseous, nauseous, and want to vomit.

This cliff is an ultimate licking dog.

No, it should be - the ultimate dog licking!

How can I save this kind of licking dog?

Jiang Chen is also a bit Muggle.

"Auntie...your son, I think..."

"Is it hopeless... Hey, I know that woman in him is deeply poisoned..." Speaking of this, the aunt sighed.

Suddenly, Jiang Chen had a flash of inspiration.

He thought of a way.

The woman in this diary is obviously a master green tea whore, so I can find another master green tea whore.

I can completely fight poison with poison!

Moreover, this mission is a bit special.

Maybe it's not necessarily a special hidden event.

Thinking of this, Jiang Chen no longer hesitated.

"Auntie, let me take this task first, but I don't know if I can succeed."

The aunt said happily: "Thank you, young man, it's the best if you can make it, and it's not your fault if you can't."

After finishing speaking, he transferred 5000 yuan to Jiang Chen.

Proud!

This aunt must have some money!

The aunt left his son's information.

"Which green tea whore should I find?"

Jiang Chen met a lot of green tea whores, but he didn't leave a phone number on his phone.

at this time...

Jiang Chen subconsciously glanced around the mall.

"what..."

Jiang Chen suddenly saw a familiar figure.

"Isn't this the senior green tea—the fitness girl Liu Lan?"

This Liu Lan, Jiang Chen is very familiar with, she put on a face on a blind date, was cheated by Jiang Chen when she had a dinner with Su Xiaoxiao, and was cheated by Jiang Chen for the fitness live broadcast...

They are also acquaintances.

At this time, Liu Lan was leaning against the fence of the corridor on the third floor of the shopping mall, chatting with another girl who was average in appearance but also kind of cute, pointing at a boy downstairs who was drinking coffee from time to time.

Jiang Chen walked over, just about to say hello. love me ebook

result...

When he heard Liu Lan's words, he stopped abruptly.

At this time, Liu Lan was teaching that cute girl how to kill men:

"I think the boy in your picture (the coffee guy downstairs) is an honest man... just wait..."

"When chatting with him, you mainly listen, let him mistakenly think that you are spouting lotus witty words, and give him some confidence..."

"But chatting is not enough, you have to give him a little chance to take the bait, for example: even if you can carry a bucket of water with one hand, you still have to pretend that you can't unscrew the bottle cap. I understand, you are scheming, and you have to pretend to be a cute and pitiful little pure white sheep."

"Every time he behaves, you have to express your admiration for him with your most admiring eyes and the most sweet tone."

"Next, you can go to the next step, money!! You have to express your current predicament, and he will soon obediently hand over the money to you. At this time, you must say: 'I can't take this money, Because you are so kind to me, I don't even know how to repay you.' This will make him feel that you are a sensible and loving little girl."

"At this time, these men clearly want you to agree in their hearts, but at this time they will be more holy than Maria, and then under your guidance, they will say the words that lead them into the abyss: 'I will do it for you. Everything is willing!' So far, the first stage, you're done!"

After the girl heard it, she was stunned.

There are so many particulars?

At this time, clap clap ~~~

Applause sounded from behind.

Jiang Chen applauded, with a smile and admiration on his face, he gave Green Tea Liu Lan a thumbs up.

"Amazing, professional enough, I'm convinced!"

Liu Lan turned around and saw Jiang Chen.

"It's you?!"

He was angry at first, but when he thought of Jiang Chen's power, he soon became full of smiles.

"Brother Chen, what a coincidence."

"Liu Lan, who is this handsome guy? He's so handsome!" The girl next to him tugged at Liu Lan's sleeve, and the excitement in her eyes almost overflowed.

Liu Lan ignored her.

It's too late for her to curry favor with Jiang Chen, how could she introduce it to other women?

Jiang Chen cut to the chase: "I came here to ask you to help me with something."

Liu Lan grinned: "What does Brother Chen need me to do? As long as I, Liu Lan, can do it, I will definitely not refuse."

Jiang Chen: "Help me pick up a boy. That boy was fascinated by another green tea whore. You are also a green tea whore. You happened to use fire to fight fire, so you snatched him over."

I'm a green tea bitch?

Liu Lan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Brother Chen, you are really rude when you speak!

Aren't you afraid that I won't help you?

I, Liu Lan, also have a very temper, okay?

Jiang Chen: "Give me a word, do you want to help?"

Liu Lan said firmly: "Help! How could you not help?!"

What a joke!

The boss asked you to do something, how dare you not do it?

When the time comes, are you still afraid that the boss will not have the money to reward you?

Jiang Chen nodded in satisfaction: "That's fine, after it's done, I won't treat you badly..."

Jiang Chen handed the information of Licking Dog Chen Hui to Liu Lan.

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Huguang West County Community.

At the entrance of the community, there is a security booth.

Licking dog Chen Hui was wearing a security uniform, standing at the gate with a sweet face.

Today, he successfully applied for a job as a security guard in the community where the goddess lives, so that he can see the goddess every day!

Call the goddess.

Unexpectedly, this time the goddess picked up in seconds!

"Hey honey, when are you coming?"

"I......"

At this moment, Chen Hui was too excited to speak!

My heart beat so fast that it exploded, and I died on the spot!

In the end, before Chen Hui could speak, the goddess suddenly said:

"Why are you so disgusting!"

Then hung up Chen Hui's phone call.

Chen Hui: "???"

nausea?

What's the meaning?

After thinking for half an hour, he finally solved the riddle of the goddess, he understood!

"Hahaha~ That's what it means. The first half of the goddess must be because she feels too nasty, and the second half is because the goddess is unwell and wants to vomit...the goddess

It seems that she is not in good health, no, I have to buy antiemetics for her! "

Chen Hui was like a cheerful bird, went to the pharmacy to buy medicine, and then delivered it to the door of the goddess.

He knew that the goddess would not open the door, so he left the medicine at the door and left.

On the way back, the more Chen Hui thought about it, the more excited he became!

"Hahaha~~ I am one step closer to being a goddess!"