Chapter 2411 Hiratsuka Shizuka Doubts that in Life
"Then you must not have eaten three meals a day on time, right?" Looking at the proud and passionate female teacher, Sougo Doma said subconsciously.
"This..." As a good woman with bad habits such as smoking, drinking, racing, etc., Hiratsuka Shizuka certainly did not eat three meals a day on time - not to mention other things, the first time she woke up with a hangover Will she have time to have breakfast the next day? then:
"Although there are three meals a day..."
"By the way..." But Shizuka Hiratsuka had just spoken when Sougo Doma said: "You can use bananas for breakfast..."
"Eh?" Is this banana serious?
"And the air conditioner..." Before the hot-blooded female teacher could say anything, Sougo Doma said again: "You must have the air conditioner, right?"
Hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizu was confused again: "???"
Is it wrong to use air conditioning?
"Tsk..." Upon seeing this, Sougo Toma spat softly and said, "What I thought was indeed right. Not only did you not eat three meals a day, but you also blew the air conditioner..."
"Please bean sack!" After hearing this, the confused Hiratsuka Shizuka finally couldn't help but said: "It's inexplicable, what on earth do you want to say..."
"Um..." Before the other party could finish speaking, Sougo Doma said: "I remember there was a person who insisted on doing a hundred squats, a hundred sit-ups, a hundred push-ups every day, plus Run ten kilometers long, and then eat three meals on time every day, and insist on not turning on the air conditioner..."
"Um?"
"He is invincible..."
"Invincible?"
"That's right..." Sougo Toma nodded and said, "Invincible, so invincible that no matter what kind of enemy he is, he can't block his punch!"
"How can it be!?"
"That's the fact..." Toma Souma said, "It's precisely because he eats three meals on time every day and insists on not turning on the air conditioner..."
"Please bean sack!" Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help it this time, but she seemed to be hesitant: "Tsuchima, you bastard... I didn't mean to say that on purpose, so that I could eat three meals on time. ?”
"Huh?" I have to say that the other party's ability to brainstorm made Sougo Doma not know what to say. Why did he say that deliberately because he wanted her to eat three meals on time? What he said was the truth—even if it was a fact that existed only in his memory.
"Isn't it?" But when he was speechless, Hiratsuka Shizuka said again: "How can anyone become invincible because of the exercises you mentioned?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Sougo Toma said: "Not only do you have to exercise like that every day, but you also have to eat three meals a day..."
"Haha..." Hiratsuka Shizuka smiled: "Sure enough, it's all about three meals a day..."
"No, the most important thing is not to turn on the air conditioner!"
"..." Shizuka Hiratsuka was stunned for a moment, and after a while, she said: "Bad taste?"
"That's not true..." Sougo Toma said again: "What I said is the truth..."
"Huh?" Before anyone could finish what he said, Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled his eyes and said, "I'm afraid the fact you said is something you wouldn't even dare to draw in comics, right?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
What do you mean you can’t even draw comics like that? Well, okay, Saitama-sensei’s information hasn’t leaked here yet, but he certainly didn’t lie!
"Tsuchima boy..." Just when he was complaining in his heart, Hiratsuka Shizuka said again: "You don't want to say that this is how you usually exercise, do you?"
"Um?"
"Although this kind of exercise is only suitable for fitness..." Seeing Sougo Toma being speechless (actually he was choked), Hiratsuka Shizuka added: "But you can maintain such intensity of exercise every day, Doma, you are really good Not as salty as he appears..."
"Please bean sack!" Hearing this, Sougo Doma couldn't help but said: "Teacher Hiratsuka, you just don't believe that someone has become invincible using the exercise method I mentioned, do you?"
"Hahaha..." As soon as he finished speaking, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help laughing and said: "If that can make you invincible, then..." Wouldn't she have been invincible a long time ago?
"Wait!" But before she could finish her words, Sougo Doma said: "I almost forgot, in addition to the above exercises, there is also the most important point..."
"What?"
"Going bald..."
"Going bald?" Hiratsuka Shizuka wondered if she had heard wrongly. When did becoming stronger have anything to do with becoming bald? While she was thinking, a flash of light flashed through her, and she suddenly remembered that when Sougo Toma just mentioned this topic to her, he had been staring at her hair. This...
"That's right..." Just when the hot-blooded female teacher was about to doubt her life, Sougo Doma said again: "The guy I know is after three years of training - he became bald and became stronger... "
"Please bean sack!" This time, Shizuka Hiratsuka really couldn't hold it back: "What does it mean to become bald and become stronger? Can such an exercise method turn a person bald?"
"Um..." Tsuchima said: "At least that's what the other party said."
"..." Hiratsuka Shizu's eyes twitched. Although she teaches Chinese, she also understands basic scientific knowledge! That bastard Tsuchima...do you think she is a fool? hateful:
"If a hundred or so things a day can turn a person bald, then my daily training is much more than this..."
But before she finished speaking, Sougo Toma said: "You didn't eat three meals a day..."
"..."
"You even turned on the air conditioner..."
"That's enough..." Hiratsuka Shizu couldn't hold it back after all: "So, does this have anything to do with it?"
"Of course..." Sougo Toma said: "Not eating three meals a day means that you cannot keep up with your nutrition when you want to become stronger..."
"What about the air conditioner?"
"The air conditioner is one of the machines used by humans to adjust the environment. Not blowing the air conditioner means using the body to adapt to the environment..."
"..." Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes twitched: "Stop, that's why I said you don't have much, you just have a lot of lies..."
"I am telling the truth!"
"Fact?" Hiratsuka Shizu said: "If I practice according to your statement for three years, I won't be invincible..."
"So..." Hearing this, Sougo Doma smiled: "Didn't I say it? People's physiques are different. Some people can become invincible after three years of training..."
Hiratsuka Shizu: "..."
Well, the topic is back! ?
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"Tsuchima, are you talking so much just to prove that you haven't exercised much? Are you a salty fish?"
"Hey..." As soon as he finished speaking, Sougo Toma said: "I was discovered by you... No, I should say, does this need proof? I, Sougo Toma, am the man who wants to become the Salted Fish King! "
"..." Shizuka Hiratsuka choked again. After a while, she couldn't help but said: "Do you really not want others to know that you are working hard?"
"But I really don't..." Although Sougo Toma sometimes boasts, but seriously, he really doesn't like lying. It should be said that no one in this world can make him lie, well, except for his little one Dumplings!
"By the way, why are we discussing this issue?"
The corner of Hiratsuka Shizu's mouth twitched: "..."
Who does this bastard think was caused by this? If he hadn't kept changing the topic...
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The hot-blooded female teacher suddenly realized a problem - she could be considered an adult who had been severely beaten by society. Not to mention other things, she had failed countless times in blind dates~ Ahem...