Chapter 2215 Chika Fujiwara’s Thousand-Layer Routine
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you...
Therefore, although having other people’s dark history is great, it is also a double-edged sword that can hurt oneself, such as the dark history of chuunibyou——
Chuunibyou is a disease that will heal itself at a certain age. Therefore, no one can prove whether they have suffered from chuunibyou. Therefore, chuunibyou is mostly identified by others.
Here comes the question, holding a series of second-level books such as "Angel Investigation Report", "Black Magic Holy Book", etc., what does Sougo Doma's notes look like to others? That's right, a proper chuunibyou patient...
Although Sougo Tsuchima doesn't care what others think of him, but...
"Pfft..." Eri Sawamura was the first to hold back: "Grrrr, "Angel...", Sougo, it turns out that you really had a second grade period?"
Well, just because he doesn't care doesn't mean he wants to be teased!
"Is there any problem?" Fortunately, Sougo Toma is not an ordinary person. Most people will cover their faces when encountering this kind of situation. He is still very calm: "I have said before that I also have the experience of chuunibyou..."
This is a lie. How could Sougo Soma, who has lived in two lifetimes, suffer from Chuunibyou? This is just his way of retreating in order to advance. It is like a drunk person saying that he is not drunk. Who would think that he is not drunk? Woolen cloth? On the contrary, if a drinker says he is drunk, he is probably sober.
The same goes for chuunibyou. If you say before others that you have suffered from chuunibyou, most people will just think you are joking. After all, for those who have recovered from chuunibyou, a history of chuunibyou is equivalent to Black history, who would put their own dark history in front of others at every turn?
In this wave, Sougo Toma was standing on the fifth floor!
It's a pity that standing on the fifth floor, he couldn't prepare for the exposure of those notes...
"Chuunibyou?" Therefore, Yukinoshita Yukino also said from the side: "No wonder I could make up so many things, what kind of world..."
"Speaking of which..." Nakiri Erina also agreed: "If God's Tongue and Shura are both called chuuni, then the Great Demon King who rules everything..."
"Ahem..." Seeing everyone saying "conquer", Sougo Toma also coughed twice: "Big Demon King or something, don't call Nakiri..." The old man (Senzauei) door)?
"Ha..." But before he could finish his words, Nakiri Erina sneered: "How about we just ask someone to see who the big devil they recognize is?"
Tujian’s general realization: (1. 1;;)
"I remember..." Yukinoshita Yukino took over the conversation again: "That Miss Toriyama called you the Great Demon King, right?"
"Haasaka..." Just as the second lady was speaking, Shinomiya Kaguya said: "What exactly is chuuni?"
"Miss, the so-called second grade means..."
"Ahem..." Hearing this, Sougo Toma quickly coughed twice. Although he didn't care what others thought of him, he still felt very embarrassed like this!
"Don't talk about chuunibyou. I've even experienced mental illness, and I have a doctor's certificate..." Sure enough, it was much more comfortable to say it myself than to hear it from others.
"Eh?" However, he was only halfway through his words when Chika Fujiwara on the side said with a probing look on her face: "It's so strange..."
"Um?"
"I always feel like Toma... my classmate is trying to get rid of something." Chika Fujiwara pinched her chin and said, "He obviously admitted that he was a middle school student, but his tone was very panicked."
Sougo Toma: "???"
Is this guy really stupid or fake? Don't be so sensitive.
"Ha..." But before he could say anything, Yukinoshita Yukino seemed to understand something: "I remember Doma said this, 'As long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.' So, Every time we argued with him, he..."
"Boom!" Before she could finish her words, Chika Fujiwara, who was deep in thought, punched her fist and said, "Hey, I understand..."
"Huh?" This sound shocked everyone, and this cancer of the earth understood something.
"Hmph, hum..." Seeing this, Fujiwara Chika said proudly: "This is the so-called head start, just like using chopsticks. If everyone sees a person who can't use chopsticks, they will definitely think that it is really useless. I don’t even know how to use chopsticks, but what if the other person is a foreigner?”
"Because there is no tradition of using chopsticks in foreign countries, when people meet foreigners who don't know how to use chopsticks, they will try to avoid this topic. And Toma took advantage of this, as long as everyone thought he was interested in this topic. If he doesn’t care about it, then other people probably won’t get entangled in it, but doesn’t he really feel embarrassed?”
Everyone: "..."
This... made sense, but they were speechless.
"Please bean sack!" Shinomiya Kaguya couldn't help but said: "Are you really Fuji...Qianhua? Why do you know such a thing?"
"Hey..." In response, Chika Fujiwara just tilted her head and said, "Because people often use this trick..."
Everyone: "..."
So, is this guy a human being or a fool?
Shinomiya Kaguya: (⊙?⊙)
She, she, she won't always be fooled by Fujiwara...
Damn it, as expected of the Fujiwara family, so filthy and despicable. It is because of people like this that the earth is facing the crisis of destruction - cancer of the earth!
"Hahaha..." Not to mention Kaguya Shinomiya, even Sougo Toma didn't expect this idiot to have such a shrewd side: "Fujiwara-san, you are right, but unfortunately, I really don't think it is right." What’s the second disease…”
"Really?" Before he could finish his words, Chika Fujiwara stepped forward again.
"Of course!" Sougo Toma answered firmly: "I even dare to admit that I have a mental illness, let alone that..."
"Oh?" Chika Fujiwara took over: "In that case, can Tsuchima-san help us perform that one?"
Everyone: "???"
what is that?
"It's the one in Chuunibyou City..." Fortunately, Chika Fujiwara didn't leave them wondering for too long: "For example, the black magic killing, or..."
"Hello?" Looking at the familiar pink hair, Sougo Toma couldn't help but said: "Actually, you are the chuunibyou, right?"
"I'm not..."
"Then why are you so skilled?"
"I saw it online..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Ah~this...
"Speaking of which..." Fujiwara Chika continued: "Those movements and postures are pretty cool, but I still feel awkward after trying them a few times..."
Tujian’s general realization: (1. 1;;)
Nonsense, what is black history without embarrassment?
"Tsuchima, Tsuchima..." But before he could say anything, Chika Fujiwara said: "Since you are also a chuunibyou, you must also be able to perform that, right? I've only seen it online. Is he more handsome in real life, that’s why so many people upload videos?”
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
No, no, that's not handsome at all, or in other words, it will only feel more embarrassing in reality!
"Tsuchima, just be one..."
"..."