Chapter 2073: When Will Onii-Chan Be Able to Stand Up...
"So you just want to be a hero and save the beauty?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: —_—
Xiaomi understands very well. Although a hero saving a beauty is a classic, it is precisely because of the classic that Sougo-kun has not thought about it at all. In other words, it is not said. After all, everyone knows that a hero saves a beauty...
"There is also a blind date..." Sougo Toma said: "If you two hadn't said something about it..."
"Please bean sack!" As soon as these words came out, Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't sit still anymore: "Sougo-kun, what do you mean we said something but nothing? We are all watching the tragic blind date between you and Shinomiya Kaguya... …”
"That's right..." Tuanzi Mi echoed: "There have been lessons learned from the past that show that Onii-chan doesn't understand people's hearts at all. Ahem, blind date..."
"Haha..." While the two were talking, Sougo Toma smiled: "I already said at the time that Shinomiya and I were just acting, so what kind of blind date is that?"
"But Sougo-kun is a high school student..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu glanced at him.
Sougo Toma: "???"
What happened to high school students? Does high school students know how to date?
EMMM…
It seems that there is indeed some relationship. After all, high school students can't relate it to blind dates no matter how much they think about it.
"Ahem..." Thinking of this, he coughed twice to divert his attention, and then said: "Although I have never been on a blind date myself, I have seen Mr. Hiratsuka on a blind date..."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
Hiratsuka-sensei is not Sougo-kun’s Nissan...
Wait, is it because they are on a blind date?
Thinking of this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu quickly asked the other party with his eyes.
'Hmm...' Sougo Toma responded with his eyes, and then said: "I haven't eaten pork before and I haven't seen a pig running? Now, do you have any questions?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Tuanzi Mi said: "Onii-chan just saw it?"
"Otherwise?" Sougo Toma asked rhetorically at first, and then continued: "If Shiyu hadn't said that it must be both new and realistic, and it must be a strange man and woman, I would not have thought of going on a blind date. If If they are not strangers, then just set them as childhood sweethearts. Is there no need to think about how they met?"
"It's a pity..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu said: "Green plums often can't beat the sky..."
Before the other party could finish speaking, Sougo Toma said: "Um, doesn't a blind date mean a gift from heaven? Two people who don't know each other get to know each other because of a blind date. It's like a gift from heaven. This is realistic. …”
"Then what if it doesn't have to be realistic?" This time it was Tuanzi Mi who spoke.
"It would be easy if it didn't have to be realistic..." Sougo Doma said, raising his index finger: "It's like going home and picking up a high school girl who is a divine maid..."
"So Sougo-kun has had such delusions..." Before he could finish his words, Kasumigaoka Shiyu teased: "Should I say that he is indeed the blue child?"
Tuanzi Mi also said: "Onii-chan, Xiao Mi despises you!"
"What does this have to do with the blue kid's delusion?" Sougo Toma retorted: "Really speaking, the maidens of the gods are all girls, and they have always existed..."
"Since Sougo-kun doesn't think it's a delusion, why didn't you say it just now?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu interrupted.
"Um..." Sougo Toma shrugged and said, "Although it's not a delusion, let's say it's realistic... You can be a godly girl and still expect to find love? Reality is not a fairy tale..."
"Huh..." After hearing this, Tuanzimi breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It seems that Onii-chan can still be saved..."
"Xiao Mi, what do you mean?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: ^_^
It seems that she and Mi Jiang have a good connection:
"You are probably glad that Sougo-kun can still distinguish between reality and fairy tales, right?"
Tuanzi buried: <( ̄ˇ ̄)/
It has to be said that since Shiyu moved into the house, she has had helpers. If she encounters this situation alone, she can only praise Onii-chan honestly, such as: "As expected of me. Onii-chan, you can see clearly than anyone else" and so on. In this way, Onii-chan feels proud.
It's a pity that Sougo Doma, as Oni-chan, doesn't know what the dumpling is thinking: "..."
"Since when can I no longer distinguish between reality and fairy tales?" What will happen if you praise him a few times?
"EMMM..." Tuanzi Mi said: "Let's not talk about that kind of thing for now. Apart from picking up the divine maid high school student? What else?"
"..." I just don't want to praise him, Sougo Doma thought while saying angrily: "Too many, it's like the mother remarried and became a drag sister but fell in love with her brother..."
Kasumigaoka Shiha:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
this……
"Please beanbag..." But before she could say anything, Tuanzi Mi said: "Why does my sister fall in love with my brother? It's not fair..."
"What kind of fairness do you want?" Sougo Toma asked before he finished speaking.
"Why can't it be that my brother fell in love with the drag sister brought by his stepmother..." Tuanzi argued with reason.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
Do you only care about who likes whom? Well, these two brothers and sisters are really more honorable than the other, and each one is more unwilling to admit defeat than the other. Hey...
It's still up to her to resolve the dispute:
"Mi-chan, the example Sougo-kun is giving now is not realistic..."
"Ahem..." Before he could finish his words, Tuanzi Mi coughed twice and said, "Onii-chan, can't you give some realistic examples?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Can you blame him? Who just asked him what things were unrealistic? Seeing that the other party was more than him, he endured it!
"Isn't the most realistic thing about blind dates?"
"It's a blind date..." Tuanzi Mi asked, "So, what should we do?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Isn't this back to square one? So, why did he say so much just now? Okay, even though it was to make Xiaomi admit her mistake and admit that she didn't join the club just to take care of Onii-chan, even though he did it, why didn't he feel any sense of accomplishment?
Thinking about it carefully, this dumpling only rolled around on the tatami a few times to fool her into making things up. Shiyu even said that he went too far...
Damn it, when will Onii-chan be able to stand up?
By the way, the reason why he didn't flinch just now was because he wanted to stand up, but thinking about it carefully, it seems that he hasn't been able to stand up even now! So, what should he do now?
"Didn't I just say that? Let Shiyu pretend to be on a blind date with me..." Thinking about it carefully, he had nothing to do except follow the other party.
"What about that person..." Before he finished speaking, Tuanzi Mi pointed at himself and said, "Are you going to just watch?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
I understand, this dumpling actually just wants to get involved!
"Of course you are helping to cooperate, do you understand being a wingman?"