Chapter 1825: What You Spit Out After Drinking May Not Be the Truth, It May Also Be...

"..." Looking at Sougo Doma's expectant expression, Hikigaya Hachiman, who was full of coward in his bones, did not dare to refuse outright. Of course, he would not really tell his dark history. So, he's making it up.

Fortunately, Sougo Doma was very patient and prepared tea for him. Although he complained in his heart that the other party wanted to make him thirsty, in order to delay the fabrication, Hikigaya Hachiman did not refuse.

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"Guru..." After taking a sip of the tea handed over by Sougo Toma, Hikigaya Hachiman blushed: "..." After a while.

"Ugh~" He suddenly burped, and along with this burp came a pungent aroma of wine. Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

"what is this!?"

"Oolong tea!" Sougo Toma didn't panic at all.

"Hiccup, you said this was oolong tea..." Hikigaya Hachiman felt that the world began to spin.

"Burnable oolong tea..." Sougo Toma said as he filled the tea cup that the other party had just drank. Then, he used a lighter to light it. After a blue flame ignited, he Youyou said: "It can really burn!"

"..." Regarding this, Hikigaya Hachiman just had three big words floating in his mind.

"I've been fooled." Then, the thoughts in his mind burst out uncontrollably. First, "What kind of oolong tea can ignite?"

"Use ninety-six degrees of eaux-de-vie with whiskey and Kolo..."

"You call that oolong tea?"

"It looks about the same..."

"Ix-on:#%..." This may be Hikigaya Hachiman's most courageous day.

"Don't worry about these details..." Sougo Toma certainly wouldn't argue with a houseboy who had drunk alcohol for the first time: "How about I give you a can of coffee to sober up?" he said, while I opened the beer and handed it over.

"Thank you..." Hikigaya Hachiman didn't refuse, and subconsciously thanked him. But as soon as he finished speaking, he reacted and yelled: "Who do you think made me drink?"

"It's oolong tea!" Sougo Toma emphasized.

"If it's tea, why don't you drink it yourself!?" Ninety-six degree water of life? He might as well have been drinking beer in the first place!

"Boom..." After hearing this, Sougo Toma said with a fist: "I understand, you are inviting me to drink together!" As he said that, he picked up his suit

The "oolong tea" teapot poured himself a cup, and then he raised the cup and touched the coffee and beer in the other person's hand: "Come on, you can use coffee instead of wine..."

"Is that okay?" Hikigaya Hachiman subconsciously raised the jar to his mouth and asked. After taking another sip, Hikigaya Hachiman said: "..."

"Student Dead Fish Eyes, how do you feel?"

"Asshole, who do you think is the dead fish eye?" Hikigaya Hachiman was super brave. Sougo Toma: "..." Ah~ this...

"General Hachiman?" he asked tentatively.

"That's right..." Hikigaya Hachiman replied as he drank the beer in his hand and said, "I am the legendary shogun. General Hachiman is also a little, little yellow-haired, hiccup..."

"..." Forget about Huang Mao, he even added a small description? Sougo Toma couldn't help but said: "General Hachiman, you have forgotten that I am the Great Demon King..."

"What about the Demon King? Isn't the Demon King a yellow man?"

"Huang Mao knows how to be a tauren..." Sougo Tsuchima emphasized again.

"How dare you!" Hikigaya Hachiman said angrily: "I, General Hachiman, will still be afraid of a mere demon king. When I gather the army, I will, just..."

"Conquer the Demon King?"

"Yes, I want to defeat the Demon King!" Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly realized: "Xiao, Xiao Huangmao, you are quite smart, and you also know how to remind me to defeat the Demon King..."

"But the Great Demon King didn't offend you, General."

"He, he didn't get it, did he offend me?" Hikigaya Hachiman was a little confused.

"That's right..." Upon seeing this, Sougo Doma couldn't help but take out his phone and select the video recording function: "The general has to find a reason to attack the Demon King, right?"

"Reason, reason, reason?"

"Yeah, a reason like saving the princess or something..."

"Then, let's use this reason!" Hikigaya Hachiman was overjoyed when he heard this: "The princess was kidnapped by the Demon King, so this general wants to fight against the Demon King..."

"Which princess did the Demon King kidnap?"

"Which princess?"

"If it's Princess Peach, then the plumber should save her..."

"I, I can also eat mushrooms!" He actually remembered the key point.

"But you're not a plumber..."

"I don't care..." Hikigaya Hachiman waved his hand and said: "Anyway, this is the reason why I crusade against the Demon King. No, otherwise, can you think of one for me?"

"Otherwise, we said that the general who doesn't want to be a plumber is not a good dead fish eye?"

"Please, please bean sack..." As soon as he finished speaking, Hikigaya Hachiman said: "You, did you just say dead fish eyes?"

"How is that possible?" Sougo Toma laughed and said, "Student Dead Fish Eyes, you must have heard wrong..."

"Impossible..." Hikigaya Hachiman waved his hand again and said: "I, I, I heard you say death, fish-eye death..."

"No……"

"Let me tell you..." Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly leaned forward: "My eyes are not dead, they are rich in too much dha. Do you understand, it is d, dha, read it with me, d, h, a... …”

"..."

"Woo..." Before Sougo Toma could say anything, Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly started crying: "I, I'm not a dead fish eye. Obviously, Toma classmate said that my eyes contain too much. dha…”

"..." Regarding this, Sougo Toma was helpless: "General Hachiman, how about we talk about the demon king kidnapping the princess?"

"Yes, but I don't know how to repair, repair, repair water pipes..."

"..." Why do you still remember this when you are drunk?

"It doesn't have to be Princess Peach..." Sougo Toma said quietly, "There are so many princesses anyway, right?"

"Then, what about another one?"

"Okay..." Sougo Toma sighed: "Then which princess does General Hachiman think the Demon King kidnapped?"

"I don't know..." Hikigaya Hachiman shook his head violently: "This kind of thing should be done by, by, you, you, who are you?"

"..." Sougo Toma's mouth twitched: "General Hachiman, do you still remember the characteristics of the Great Demon King?"

"Of course, I, how could I forget..." Hikigaya Hachiman raised his eyebrows and said, "He, he has yellow hair just like you..."

"Actually, my hair is not yellow..."

"It's not brunette anyway!"

"Okay..." Sougo Toma nodded: "General, just remember..."

"I won't forget him even if he is beaten to death..." Sougo Toma said: "..." So, is it because he was not beaten to death that he forgot who he was?

But before he could complain, Hikigaya Hachiman continued: "Wait, wait, now, now is not the time to talk about this..."

"Um?"

"You, tell me, the big, big devil, which princess he kidnapped?" Sougo Toma said: "..." Is this a quarrel with him?

"So General Hachiman, what do you think about Princess Yuigahama being kidnapped by the Great Demon King?"

"No!" For some reason, Hikigaya Hachiman responded decisively.