Chapter 1,733 I Have Made This Friend!

"Student Dead Fish Eyes, if there is a guy around you who has better grades than you, is better at sports than you, and is more handsome than you..."

"I will find a way to kill him!" Hikigaya couldn't hold it back, or he wanted to use this method to make Sougo Doma retreat!

However, Sougo Tsuchima said this: "Bingo, we really get along very well. If there is such a person around me, then I will definitely kill him as soon as possible..." Hikigaya: "..." Some kind of In a sense, it is indeed a good match. However, if this guy is telling the truth, doesn't the other party meet the conditions to surpass him in all aspects except appearance?

So, what is this guy thinking? Just as his thoughts were swirling, Sougo Doma continued: "Then the question is, if you want to kill such a guy, what should be the first step?" Hikigaya-san: "???" He was just talking. , is it necessary to be so serious?

"The answer is to become friends with him and gain his trust. Then, you can look for opportunities to backstab him at critical moments..." Not to mention Hikigaya, even Yuigahama was stunned when he heard this. : "..." What a dark statement this is!

Please bean sack...

"So, you think all your friends will backstab you at critical moments?"

"How is it possible?" Sougo Toma laughed: "Student Dead Fish Eyes, are you listening to this statement? If there is someone around you who has better grades than you, but skips classes as a matter of course, it will even become a way to attract the teacher's attention. He is a target person. He is very good at sports, but he doesn’t want to play sports at all. He looks very handsome, but he doesn’t attract girls..."

"How can such a person exist!?"

"This is how I exist..."

"Eh?"

"By the way, I also have the reputation of a senior relationship expert. With my selfless help, many couples who were supposed to be together have been blown away..." When hearing about the relationship expert, Yuigahama also expected what the other party would say. What, but after hearing the next words, she was ashamed: "..." Don't talk about her, even Hikigaya-san couldn't help but said: "What kind of emotional expert is this!?"

"Reverse matchmaking is also matchmaking!" It made sense, but Hikigaya and the others were speechless.

"Hey, Dou Jian..." After being silent for a while, Dead Fish Eyes said for the first time: "The reason why you made friends with me is to know if any of my relatives have naturally curly silver hair, right? What if? That’s right, I can only say that there really is no such person, at least there is no such person in my memory..." Before he finished speaking, Sougo Toma said with a look of disbelief: "Stupid fish-eye classmate, how could you be like this? Think? The reason why I want to be friends with you is not because of your naturally curly silver hair, but because of you!"

"Eh!?"

"Don't underestimate yourself, dead fish eyes!" Hikigaya-san said: "..." Although he really wanted to be moved by this, what the hell is dead fish eyes?

"You know, it's rare in this world to have an awkward personality like yours..." Hikigaya-san didn't want to talk anymore: "..."

"Pfft..." Everyone's joys and sorrows are different. Classmate Dead Fish Eyes was very depressed, but Yuigahama laughed out loud: "Xiao Qi, look at it, even the people who meet for the first time are so happy." You say you have an awkward personality!"

"That's annoying!" Hikigaya's head hurt so much. Which side is this woman on? No, it should be said that she is indeed not on the same side as him!

"The relationship between the two of you is indeed very good!" Sougo Toma fanned the flames again. Hikigaya: "..." Huh?

Is this considered a relationship? Could it be that... please bean sack, what is he delusional about? ? Sure enough, this guy named Toma is poisonous!

"Hikigaya, Hikigaya Hachiman..." He was complaining crazily in his heart, but he said: "If you can, don't call me Dead Fish Eyes-kun again..."

"Okay, dead fisheye classmate!"

"..."

"I understand, you fish-eyed Hachiman-san!"

"..." It turns out that this guy heard it clearly, but what the hell is Hachiman with dead fish eyes?

"It's so bad..." Even Yuigahama couldn't help saying.

"Is this bad?" To this, Sougo Doma explained: "So-called friends must be able to call each other nicknames..."

"What kind of theory is this?"

"Don't worry about these details. You can also call me by my nicknames, such as handsome young man, handsome guy, Sougo-sama, or master..."

"Why are all your nicknames for this guy full of compliments? Even if you want to be narcissistic, you should have a head start, right?" Hikigaya finally transformed into a complainer: "Besides, is there something weird mixed in?"

"This is not narcissism, but honesty!" Hikigaya: "..."

"Pfft..." Seeing the twitching expression on Xiao Qi's face, Yuigahama couldn't help laughing again: "Xiao, Mr. Xiao, you are so interesting..."

"Mr. Xiao?"

"Well, young boss sounds much better than handsome guy!" Yuigahama nodded. qqxδnew

"Yuigahama-san..." Hikigaya said subconsciously. But as soon as he spoke, Sougo Doma interrupted.

"So, Yuigahama Otsuki, fierce sister, do you also want to be friends with me?"

"Eh?"

"For the sake of your big Yueji, I made this friend!" Yuigahama covered Yueji again with both hands: "..." Is she a little impulsive?

"Hey, Mr. Boss, can you stop bringing up the issue of Yue Ji all the time?"

"Peach!" In response to this, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but said again. If someone said something like this, shouldn't he be slapped in the face?

Is this the result? No wonder she dresses so sexy all day long.

"I'm not..." In the middle of the sentence, Sougo Toma justified his name with experience: "Although Yuigahama looks quite majestic, she is still a virgin!" Hikigaya: "??? "

"Eh?" Don't talk about him, even Yuigahama was shocked: "You, how did you know?"

"Of course you can see it..." Sougo Doma shrugged and said, "For experienced people, this is obvious."

"Hiss~!" In response to this, Hikigaya Hachiman took a breath of cold air. Can you tell that with experience?

By the way, how experienced is this guy? I feel like I lost again! No, I should say, I lost completely!

"I, I, I..." Yuigahama was about to cry: "It's so embarrassing that you are already in high school and you don't understand anything!" Sougo Toma said: "..." This is probably the cultural difference. Bar!

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"What's so shameful about this? Rather, girls who can keep themselves clean even after reaching high school are the real good girls, right? And those girls who are full of experience are the Pinkies that Hikigaya's dead-eye classmates just said... …”

"Liar, obviously everyone said..." The cultural difference is so big, Yuigahama still feels embarrassed.

"Is what everyone said necessarily correct?"

"But Mr. Xiao also has a lot of experience!"

"I'm talking about medical skills..."

"Eh!?"

"Do you still know medical skills?" Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes were full of doubt.

"Of course, classmate Dead Fish Eyes is the same, isn't it..."

"Please beanbag! Toma-san, I already believe you, please don't..." Yuigahama: "..." Why is Xiaoqi's reaction so big?

Could it be that... Hey, hey!