Chapter 1323: Everyone Can’t Help but Complain when Faced with Pretending to Be Stupid
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Hiratsuka Shizu actually thought too much. The reason why Yukinoshita looked thoughtful was probably because after listening to Natsukawa Masuo's words, she believed that super earthlings could not be someone like Doma. A hero in people’s hearts, right? After all, this is not the first time that the second lady and others have heard the name Hijikata mentioned by Sougo.
It's just that they didn't contact Hijikata and the Kondo group in the past...
Kasumigaoka Shiyu also mentioned just now that someone in Tujian had imagined the existence of a hero before. Although the object of his admiration in the end became Lu Xun, doesn't this explain the problem even more? The hero you once admired becomes an acquaintance. Most people will regard the admiration process as dark history, right? What's more, is it a guy like Tujian who doesn't mean what he says?
"First of all, super earthlings should be bald. How can they look strong if they are not bald?" Just as the second lady was thinking about it secretly, Sougo Doma continued: "Secondly, as super earthlings, they should be between 30 and 40 years old. The most powerful in the world, and again, a lot of fat is needed to improve defense..."
"Please take pictures of sacks..." There were so many flaws that Natsu Chuanzhenliang couldn't help it: "Why are super earthlings bald? Why do they look strong when they are bald? What the hell is a lot of fat? It shouldn't be muscles ?"
"If everyone is covered in muscles, it won't reflect the specialness of Super Earthlings. Besides, there are countless people who can build muscles. Those who can train fat into weapons are Super Earthlings. Therefore, Super Earthlings should be It looks like this..." Sougo Toma explained while drawing a few strokes on the paper...
Although he had not practiced painting much, he just drew a random character. In less than a minute, a man in his thirties or forties was wearing a white Han Gua vest and black shorts, revealing the hair on his lower legs. The image of a fat, middle-aged, bald cartoon uncle appeared on the paper:
"Look, this is the legendary Super Earthman, and Super Saiyan are two different concepts..."
Everyone in the service department: "..."
...In the face of a society that compares with one's own..."
"Please Bean Sack, have you given up on being a warrior? Why does a Super Earthling who can defeat King Frieza and Cell have to support his family?"
"The reason why uncle went to defeat Frieza and Cell was also to find a job that could support his family. Do you know how difficult it is for the super earthling uncle? Uncle, he usually doesn't even dare to drink too much. , I have to shut up even when I smoke, I finally found a job to support my family, and I still have to be oppressed by Frieza and Cell..." Toma, a setting completion master, Sougo.
Everyone in the service department: "..."
What a humble super earth warrior.
"Teacher Hiratsuka, you must understand this kind of hardship, right?" Sougo Doma is good at pulling others onto his broken boat: "I usually have to avoid even smoking when I go to work, but after a long holiday, I can't even have a few drinks. , either my family is urging me to arrange a blind date, or the lover I finally found doesn’t understand me...
It is precisely because of the heavy pressure of being a middle-aged man that the uncle can evolve into a super earthling! "
Hiratsuka Shizu: "..."
Although she does understand very well, she doesn't want to admit it at all. What is the heavy pressure of middle-aged people? She is not yet thirty!
"Tsuchima..." She suppressed her anger and smiled, but it was not sincere, and the # character on her forehead was clearly visible.
"I heard that Mr. Hiratsuka often drank and got drunk when he was in Chiba..." Because of this, Sougo Doma didn't want to give the other party a chance to speak: "I understand this feeling, because life is too boring, but... Only by being drunk can a thousand worries be relieved. Only under the numbness of alcohol can a teacher forget the heavy pressure in life...
Fortunately, Hiratsuka-sensei was transferred to Tokyo. As the saying goes, every new environment can bring us a rebirth-like experience. Hiratsuka-sensei has been drinking less recently and has a happier life. This is to release stress. Come on, in the process of transforming into a super earthling! I believe that Mr. Hiratsuka will one day... be like the uncle, ahem, warrior I drew...
Sends out the perfect wave! "
Looking at the bald middle-aged man in the painting, Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't feel like he was being praised at all. Instead, he wanted to hit him even more.
"Hey..." But before she could say anything, Natsukawa Zhenliang couldn't help but said again: "You just said uncle, right? What you just said was uncle, right? You have obviously given up on being a warrior." Sada, why do you have to force Madoka to come back again? And are you serious about what you said to Hiratsuka-sensei?"
In response to this, Hiratsuka Shizuka only felt the corners of her eyes twitch. However, she did not embarrass little Bai Mao. Instead, she looked at a certain guy who was constantly seeking death and said: "Tsuchima Oudou, teacher, I can understand that you just Is all this done to express dissatisfaction with my continued drinking and smoking?"
"What does this have to do with me?" Sougo Toma blinked: "Aren't you and Yangno very good friends in private? Yangno doesn't care about you..."
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
!!!∑ノ
Please bean sack! He will be like the uncle I drew, ahem, warrior...
Sends out the perfect wave! "
Looking at the bald middle-aged man in the painting, Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't feel like he was being praised at all. Instead, he wanted to hit him even more.
"Hey..." But before she could say anything, Natsukawa Zhenliang couldn't help but said again: "You just said uncle, right? What you just said was uncle, right? You have obviously given up on being a warrior." Sada, why do you have to force Madoka to come back again? And are you serious about what you said to Hiratsuka-sensei?"
In response to this, Hiratsuka Shizuka only felt the corners of her eyes twitch. However, she did not embarrass little Bai Mao. Instead, she looked at a certain guy who was constantly seeking death and said: "Tsuchima Ou Doudou, teacher, I can understand that you just Is all this done to express your dissatisfaction with my continued drinking and smoking?"
"What does this have to do with me?" Sougo Toma blinked: "Aren't you and Yangno very good friends in private? Yangno doesn't care about you..."
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
!!!∑ノ
Please bean sack!