Chapter 1,177 As a Zaunite, He Has a Poisonous Tongue? Joke!
If Sougo Toma was not always wandering crazily on the verge of seeking death, then he would probably have a good impression of Yukinoshita Yukino. After all, if the second lady gritted her teeth and didn't say anything for so long, she could still endure it. After coming down, I didn’t have many attacks, which is considered a skill...
In fact, in Yukinoshita Yukino's heart, Sougo Doma's favorability was generally rising, rising, rising - but suddenly fell straight down, which was definitely a low point that could make her angry. Unfortunately, the second lady didn't know There are hundreds of ways for someone to cope…
for example:
"Sougo said that you can become friends with Yukino..." The first time Mashiro said this, the second lady felt warm in her heart. She had not heard of the word friend since she was in elementary school. Judging from her aloof appearance, in fact, the second young lady longed for friends more than anyone else. At this time, her favorability level increased...
"Eh? Why is there my lunch?" During one lunch hour, Yukinoshita Yukino asked in surprise, and then asked with a wary look: "Tsuchima, what's your conspiracy?"
"Are you suffering from paranoia? How can there be so many conspiracies in this world? It's just that being able to work in the hall and in the kitchen is the standard of manliness in the new era..."
"What kind of standard is that?" the second lady complained: "I didn't ask you to ask me, and your words can easily be misunderstood..."
"Okay..." Sougo Doma shrugged: "I just feel that this bento will be more in line with Yukinoshita's temperament..."
"This kind of word is used to describe clothing. The bento is just food..." Yukinoshita Yukino said expressionlessly: "I have a belt myself, you are just doing a useless job..."
"But this bento really suits Yukinoshita's temperament, don't you take a look?"
"Huh?" Yukinoshita Yukino was puzzled, but she still couldn't hold back her curiosity and opened the lunch box. Then, after being silent for a while, she turned away and said, "Cat, Neko's lunch box? Toma, you guy What's the meaning?"
"Don't you like it?"
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
No, she quite liked it!
"If you don't like it, just throw it away..."
"Eh!?" The second lady was shocked when she heard this and said quickly: "How can you waste food..."
"But we already have our own..." Sougo Toma spread his hands and said: "Yugishoshita-san doesn't want it, so don't we have to throw it away? How about you do me a favor?"
"..." The second young lady turned her face away again when she heard this: "Then it's agreed, I'm just helping with the food to avoid waste..."
"I understand, I understand everything..."
At that time, Yukinoshita Yukino's favorability was also rising. Whether it was someone bumping into her by mistake or remembering what she liked to eat, these things made her quite fond of her. What's more, the other person returned the favor. She handed over the steps…
only……
"Yukishita, after eating the cat rice lunch, don't you think you should meow like a cat to cope with the situation?" Sougo Toma began his journey to commit suicide.
Second young lady: “…”
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It turns out that this bastard is waiting for her here!
"Tsuchima, can you leave the service department gracefully?"
"It's obvious that the way he eats looks like a cat. Oh no, I forgot to take a photo because it was so interesting. I can obviously use the photo to blackmail Haruno..."
"Hehe, hehe..." The favorability level instantly returned to zero, and the second lady smiled dangerously.
For example, today, Sougo Toma is on the verge of committing suicide again and again. Of course, he also has the ability to pull him back:
"Yukishita-san, what I mean is that you know me very well, so you dare to say such things. Please note that I don't mean that I don't understand, it doesn't mean that I don't. Double negative is equal to affirmation..."
"Eh!?" The second young lady, who almost exploded due to suffocation, was stunned when she heard this. Did she just hear it wrong?
Facts have proved that even if humans are full of anger, they will hesitate when they hear the words spoken by the other party do not conform to the script...
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
wrong! It wasn't that she heard it wrong, although she remembered that what Tojian said was indeed no, but how could anyone say that at that time? Most people would say it’s because you don’t understand me, right? ?
That bastard Toma did this on purpose.
"Should I say that you are quite self-aware?" No, no. It's not worth getting angry with someone! Besides, even if the other party’s intention is not this, he has already won if he gives in! The second young lady tried her best to comfort herself in her heart.
Xia Chuanzhenliang: "..."
There were so many flaws that she didn't know whether to vomit.
"I just think Yukinoshita is complimenting me..." But before she could say anything, Sougo Doma said: "Because Yukinoshita understands me well, that's why I dare to say that I won't do it out of curiosity." I have a good impression, but what about people who don’t know me? For example, Natsukawa-san...
If I just agreed to be her shield and showed my Asashi side, no, I should say, just because I didn't agree to be her shield, I showed my Asashi side in front of Yukinoshita-san, What would she think? If you are more domineering, you may also say: 'Man, you have aroused my interest. ',or……"
"Who would say that!?" Xia Chuanzhenliang said quickly.
"The domineering female president..."
"How could there be such a domineering female president?" Xia Chuanzhenliang couldn't help it: "Besides, aren't you very self-aware? Why do you still imagine that I have a crush on you..."
"Girl, have you ever heard of that sentence? There are so many tricks in the city..."
"Routine?"
"If I had behaved a little bit more like Asashi just now, can you guarantee that you won't be curious about me? Yukinoshita, can you guarantee that you won't accidentally feel that this bastard Toma is a little more sensible today?"
Xia Chuanzhenliang: "..."
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
"Sougo-kun, do you accept the title of bastard?" The two of them were stunned by the question, but Kasumigaoka Shiyu discovered the key point.
"Don't care about these details..." Tujian realized that he didn't care much: "If a poisonous tongue can poison people to death, then I will definitely die several trillion times. The so-called poisonous tongue is just blown by the wind, why should I care about it? ?”
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
This was one of the reasons why she didn't bother to get angry with this guy!
"But there is a famous saying in the Celestial Dynasty - a good word will warm you for three winters, but a bad word will hurt you for six months..." As a literary worker, Kasumigaoka Shiyu has researched many allusions.
"So, you are not going to be venomous in the future?" Sougo Toma asked rhetorically.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
Ha, ha, ha, a venomous tongue is a bad habit, but she really can't give it up!
"By the way, a good word will warm you in the winter, and a bad word will hurt you in the cold month. Although it is a famous saying of the Celestial Dynasty, it is only in a specific situation, and not many people usually care about it..." Anyway, Sougo Tsuchima once said After spending a few years in Zaun, for a culture with a highly developed language, this country's poisonous tongue is not even a sneer.
Bastard, idiot, HENTAI...
To this extent?
Compared with Da Zuan, who can easily die without losing his household registration, Sougo Doma's tolerance for poisonous tongue and psychological endurance are far beyond what they can imagine.