The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 658 The Most Capable Person!
Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen's eyes almost fell to the ground.
Hua Xuening on the side laughed.
Lu Chengwen suppressed a smile, "Forget it, we are all brothers and can't do anything wrong."
Long Aotian stood up and said, "Uncle Master! You are unjust!"
"I'm not loyal!?"
"You said that you are the most democratic. You directly decided on the surname. Then who can win over Lu Chengwen?" ????
Zhao Ritian said, "Don't argue for now. I'll discuss it with Cheng Wen later."
"Is there something wrong with you? Uncle Master has made it clear that he only wants to help Lu Chengwen, so he made this decision! It's useless for you to tolerate Lu Chengwen as a grandfather! Don't you understand?"
Zhao Ritian said, "Uncle, are you lying to me?"
Ming Disha said, "I am a psychopath and everyone in the world knows it. How can I lie to people? Besides, you are so smart!"
Zhao Ritian waved his hand shyly, "Don't... be so loud. Long Aotian will feel inferior after hearing this."
Ming Di said fiercely, "Okay! Then I will start a selection. Whoever wins will be promoted. You will have no regrets and a bowl of water will be flat. How about it?"
Long Aotian said, "You can't open a back door for Lu Chengwen!"
"Who do you think I am?" Ming Disha said, "My standards this time are only three standards! Fair! Fair! Or fucking - fair!"
Mingdi thought for a while, "In this way, we will compete in three stages: wisdom, courage, and filial piety..."
Long Aotian held down Ming Disha's wrist, "Uncle Master, after the competition, at this stage, I have finished eating, beating and suffering. Lu Chengwen has taken advantage of everything. Let’s change projects!”
"Oh, that's how it is."
Zhao Ritian approached Long Aotian and asked, "What are you eating?"
Long Aotian "Get out."
"Tell me, is it delicious?"
"In that case, let me ask you, what is one plus one equal to..." Ming Di said evilly.
"We've had some fun too!" Long Aotian said, "Uncle Master, you have to say something about that.
It's different from them. "
"Oh, I also have to say that it is different from others."
"Yes! Isn't it 'fucking fair'? It can't be an event that is judged subjectively, like swimming or running, where who wins and who loses is immediately determined!"
Mingdi thought for a long time, "Yes! For the sake of fairness, you three, bid! Hehe, whoever pays more money, I will help him advance. Is this no problem?"
Zhao Ritian shouted, "This is fair! I agree!"
Long Aotian really... wanted to beat Zhao Ritian to death.
If he couldn't beat this bastard to death, he really wouldn't be able to endure it for a whole day.
"You agree, you idiot...don't use your brain, okay? Are you richer than Lawrence Lu? Are you richer than me?"
"That's right..." Zhao Ritian finally came to his senses. "Uncle, can you give me a few days? I'll go back and borrow it from Master..."
Long Aotian grabbed Zhao Ritian and said to Ming Di, "Uncle Master, let's compete! There are three of us and you are all juniors of Fengchengtian Four Gates. Whoever wins will be promoted. This is fair and reasonable!"
Zhao Ritian covered his mouth and smiled, "You say you don't have enough brains. Lu Chengwen is a junior, so there is no need to ban him."
Long Aotian looked at him, "You! Are! Sick! Why are you correcting me at this time!? What! What!?"
Ming Di said fiercely, "Oh, don't make any noise, don't make any noise, don't make any noise... You kids are really... so noisy."
"That's it! Best of three games! How about... holding your breath? It's simple and fast. Whoever stays in the water longer will win!"
Long Aotian cupped his fists and raised his hands, "Agree!"
Zhao Ritian also quickly said, "I agree too!"
Lu Chengwen was stunned, "Uncle Master..."
"Three votes to two,
pass! "
Lu Chengwen felt bad!
Long Aotian agreed too readily. Could it be that he was good at this?
The three people came to the river, took off their coats, and got into the river wearing only shorts.
Uncle Master said, "One! Two! Three! Start!" ??
The three of them sank together.
Lu Chengwen was the first to come up.
He also tried hard, but he had never practiced holding his breath, so he was eliminated first.
Long Aotian and Zhao Rizhen are amazing!
Just hold it in! Motionless in the water! Just like two bastards!
Lu Chengwen was frightened. Fortunately, he gave up early, otherwise it would be in vain if he persisted for too long.
These two are so good at playing tricks!
Hua Xuening ran over and said, "Master, don't catch a cold and put on your clothes."
"Yeah." Lu Chengwen said, "They are really good at holding it in for such a long time."
Hua Xuening said, "Tian'er's underwater skills are very good. If you give him a grass stick to breathe, he can stay underwater for three days and three nights."
"real?"
"Really." Hua Xuening said, "My whole hair was soaked that time."
Lu Chengwen envied, "Zhao Ritian can do it! I didn't expect him to be able to hold back so well. Look at him, his limbs are stretched out, his body is natural, he is floating quietly on the water... He is floating so lightly, as if he has been choked to death... …”
Hua Xuening said, "Master, he seems to have really choked to death!"
"Oh no?"
Lu Chengwen quickly stood up and ran over there, "This kid is so persistent! This is someone who really wants to win even if he puts his life on the line!"
Lu Chengwen fished Zhao Ritian out, pressed his chest, and slapped his mouth wide.
Hua Xuening also kicked him in the stomach.
For a long time, Zhao Ritian spit out a mouthful of water, his eyes blurred. <
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"I...did I win? Did I pull him up?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head, "Ritian'er, aren't you pulling me up? You are already floating. If you can't hold it in any longer, come up and change your breath. Why bother?"
"Where's Long Aotian?"
At this time, Long Aotian suddenly raised his head and gasped violently, "I win!"
Zhao Ritian slapped the ground in frustration, "It's just one step away! I'll see the dawn of victory in one step!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him, "You're just one step away from seeing the Lord of Hell. Okay, let's warm ourselves by the fire and get dressed."
Ming Disha laughed, "Not bad, Aotian Guan Qigong has profound skills and excellent performance. It deserves praise! Cheng Wen retreated despite difficulties and knew how to advance and retreat. Although he failed to come out on top, he still tried his best!"
Zhao Ritian gasped, "Uncle, where am I? Me!"
"You?"
"Um."
"You...you are lucky! You are so stubborn! Good guy, it doesn't matter if you are just floating there, I am confused. I just watch you and keep analyzing, which faction of Qigong you practice, why is it so weird? It’s like drowning. Such a strange Qigong is rarely seen in the world!”
"In the end, you really almost drowned! I give you a thumbs up!"
Long Aotian was very happy: "Uncle Master, let's compare the next item!"
"Okay!" Ming Di said fiercely, "For the next project, you better hold your breath!"
Before Ming Disha could finish speaking, Zhao Ritian raised his hand, "I agree!"
Then he turned back to Lu Chengwen and said, "I didn't ask for help this time, so don't bother me!"
Then he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it! I will lose to the shit-spraying dragon!"
Long Aotian looked at Zhao Ritian with a smile and said to Lu Chengwen, "Did you hear that? Mind your own business."
Hua Xuening said, "Uncle, I've finished the competition without holding my breath! It's time to change the project!"
"Oh..." Ming Disha said, "Then... let's compare our eyesight!"