Chapter 340 Magical Brain Circuit

"Dad!" x2

The two little ones obviously didn't hear anything wrong with Jiang Xiao's tone, and rushed towards him with a wild boar charge.

‘Pah~’

One hand in each hand, directly press the head, making it difficult for him to move forward.

"You still know that I am the father? You two are so capable. You are my father. Thank you."

ah?

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang looked at each other doubtfully, and then said unsure.

"Then we call you son?"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

Mudd!

Isn't it a little too rebellious? !

This time Jiang Xiao couldn't help it any longer and used two small grappling techniques on the spot to restrain them, and then a set of ruthless cloud-dispelling palms hit their butts hard.

It wasn't until they cried out and begged for mercy and admitted their mistake, that even He Mengyao couldn't stand it and came to dissuade them, that Jiang Xiao put them down.

Too much!

After living so long, these two little guys are the first ones who dare to take advantage of me. They will definitely die without a beating.

The two of them were crying, wiping their tears while following Jiang Xiao out of the school gate under the curious eyes of all the kindergarten students.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunculus, I’m so embarrassed, so many people saw me being spanked, I really can’t continue to mess around now, wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”

"It's just, woo woo, so annoying. What do people on the road think of us? We have no tissues, woo hoo..."

Jiang Xiao's face was filled with dark thoughts. What is this?

What's not good about learning at a young age, learning such slang?

"Dad, let us transfer to another school. We can no longer study in this kindergarten."

"Well, please, Dad, please send us to an international kindergarten. The educational resources there are better and the teaching equipment is more advanced. Can we go to an international kindergarten?"

"Yes, yes, when we get to the new school, we will definitely respect our teachers, study hard, and make progress every day. We will never do bad things every day again."

Wang Defa?

If he hadn't known them well, Jiang Xiao might have been fooled by them.

"Haha, you also know that you do bad things every day in Beihai Kindergarten? I thought you didn't know, so you transferred to another school, and you changed schools! What don't you two know?"

These two people clearly know what is right and what is wrong, but they are just unwilling to do it.

Jiang Xiao felt that if they were not controlled, Bai Yi and Mu Xitang would not be as good and kind as he is now when they grow up.

The two of them looked aggrieved, as if Jiang Xiao owed them a lot of money.

"Don't frown, or you won't be given food later."

All right

Not giving them food was really a trick on them. When Jiang Xiao threatened them like this, the two of them immediately put on their signature fake smiles.

I saw Jiang Xiao with a dark face, Bai Jie with an embarrassed face, and the two little girls behind who had no tears left.

But it made all the elders and aunties in Qingshan feel very distressed. It looked like they were being taught a lesson by Jiang Xiao!

An old lady who was practicing the full Thomas rotation looked at Jiang Xiao dissatisfied.

"Jiang Xiao, you teach children just as you teach them. How can you beat them? Do you educate children like this?"

"You are not my child. My child doesn't even say a word. What are you talking about?"

Everyone: I’ll just mmp.

After quarreling with his aunt, Jiang Xiao pouted at Bai Yi and Mu Xitang, signaling them to go back to their rooms to do their homework and not have lunch.

"There's no homework."

"Yeah, the homework is assigned in the evening."

The two of them blinked pitifully at Jiang Xiao, innocent and pitiful~

Of course, Jiang Xiao naturally doesn't accept this trick. Today, he wants to carry out the role of strict father from beginning to end.

"No homework at noon? Where's the homework from yesterday? What about the day before yesterday? If I remember correctly, today is your third day of school. Have you done the homework from the previous two days?"

Tsk?

Seeing the two little ones crying, an old man on crutches couldn't help it anymore and came over to help them plead for mercy.

"Xiao Xiao, grandpa has watched you grow up. For today's matter, please give me some face. The child is still so young, how can he not eat!"

"I have watched you grow old, become disabled, and now suffer from cerebral thrombosis since childhood. Why don't you give me some face?"

Did I lose it?

How rude!

The old man rolled his eyes, and the cerebral thrombus almost burst and turned into a cerebral hemorrhage.

Jiang Xiao directly transformed into a big troll in the national service. He did this and that, but he was no match for him.

After all, he has grown up here since he was a child, and he has a clear mind about the pain points of certain people.

"Eat more salt than my rice? Okay, I will go to the cafeteria later to prepare a handful of coarse salt. You can throw it in in front of me and let me see!"

"You have time to point fingers at me, why not give back the underwear that you stole from Aunt Wang seven years ago."

"Yo? My stolen daughter? Are you asking them if they are willing to come with you?"

"Don't show your teeth to me while you're licking your ass. Why didn't you tell me that you stole tributes when you were young? You're a graveyard thief!"

"Oh shit, I haven't told you yet, Aunt Sun. If you don't have money, just buy serious dentures. What do you mean by buying brass ones? You open your mouth and it smells like shoe polish."

Oh my god~

The entire Qingshan Mental Hospital, young and old, came together, as if they were being tricked by Jiang Xiao into talking to other scholars.

A group of veterans in their seventies and eighties were defeated one after another.

I am invincible!

Even if I hold Bai Yi in one hand and Mu Xitang in the other, I can still fight against the gods of Qingshan!

no way.

They had watched Jiang Xiao grow up and trusted him too much. When Jiang Xiao was young, these old men and women would often tell him embarrassing stories about themselves to tease him. Unexpectedly, they would now become a weapon for this kid to attack them. !

Hey, Bai Yi and Mu Xitang are so cute. What would they do if they were brought up by such a bad father?

In the end, it was the old dean who took action.

"Hey? Isn't this the international superstar Jiang Xiao? Well, I guess you don't want the treasured video of you peeing in live mud when you were five years old to be circulated, right?"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

Learn from the barbarians and learn skills to control the barbarians?

I have been attacking others for their unbearable past, and now I am also being attacked by the dean.

A group of defeated old men and women immediately expressed their praise and admiration to the dean.

"As expected of the dean!"

"A shot is a sure kill!"

"Otherwise? The dean's skills will be enough for you to learn for a lifetime!"

"Awesome, five years old? Have you been planning this since more than ten years ago? The dean is really a god and a role model for us!"

Well.

Although they were praising themselves, the old dean still felt uncomfortable in his heart.

What am I doing with you bunch of psychiatrists?

Besides, I don’t want to be a role model for you mentally ill people!

However, as soon as this video came out, Jiang Xiao was really picked on and made to pee in mud. It was really embarrassing.

"Lao Deng, I can take a step back today, but if you dare to leak the video, don't forget that I also have your things in my hands!"

The two refused to give in to each other, but in the end they allowed Bai Yi and Mu Xitang to have something to eat.

Despite this, they still sat far away from Jiang Xiao. Don't ask, they would be afraid to ask.