Chapter 159: Cheating to Eat and Drink, One Hundred and Six Dollars

Domestic time, 6 p.m.

Song Wen started the live broadcast on time.

"Dear fans and friends..."

Before the familiar opening remarks were finished, the barrage in the live broadcast room had already hit his face.

[Heide, stop shouting! I want to see Brother Li! 】

[Where is Brother Li? Where is Brother Li? If you go fishing, I will hang my wife to the door of your club! 】

[Stop it, Ah Hei, it’s all JC outside! 】

[If you lead my brother Li astray, I will never be done with you. 】

[Are you going to teach Brother Li abstraction or black science today? 】

[Let Brother Li appear on the scene! Quick, quick, quick, quick! I have taken off my pants! 】

【rough! Nantong! 】

Looking at the excited water friends, Song Wen said with a smile:

"Brothers, don't worry, Xianghe is sitting next to me."

Song Wen changed the direction of the camera and put his legs together like a good student. Brother Li, who was sitting honestly on the sofa, appeared in the picture.

【I’m rough! Live Brother Li! 】

[No, Heizhu really ganked Brother Li! 】

[Brother Li, there’s something wrong with his sitting posture. He looks like a heroine. 】

[Brother Li, if you are kidnapped, just blink your eyes. 】

[What’s the emergency phone number in Brazil? Chicken-cock-cock! 】

[I’m rough, I’m not a buddy, are you serious! You really ganked! So the jungler was warming up yesterday, right? 】

When Li Sang Hyuk saw Song Wen handing the screen to him, he raised his hand, smiled shyly, took out the Chinese he just learned last night, and said hello.

"Howl, I'm a faker!"

[Wait a minute, brothers, where have I heard this scene, tone, and lines? 】

[If I remember correctly, I just heard this sentence the night before yesterday? Who said that? 】

[The last live broadcast was from Eun Jung, this time it’s from Brother Li. Why do you feel something is weird? 】

[I seem to have seen this plot in a movie. 】

[Is it "The Two or Three Things Huang Mao and the Heroine and the Mistress Have to Talk About"? 】

Song Wen moved the phone a little further away, and only then did people realize that there was a fat, white, middle-aged man standing behind the two of them.

"Let me introduce to you, this is Paul, our bodyguard and translator who spent a huge sum of money to hire."

Paul waved his hand with a smile: "Hello, Chinese friends, I am Paul, and welcome everyone to come to Sao Paulo!"

Although Paul's accent is a bit thick, his overall expressive ability is still very good.

"Our Paul receives foreign tourists in Sao Paulo all year round. He is proficient in four languages: English, Japanese, Korean and Chinese. He is simply a rare talent."

Hearing Song Wen's praise, Paul smiled and said, "Brother Wen, that's ridiculous. I can't compare to a single hair of yours."

Song Wen looked strange: "Who did you learn Chinese from?"

"A chicken friend that I play very close with."

"6."

Song Wen stopped interrupting Paul. This brother was really not a serious person, so he said to the audience in the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, I actually came with a mission today. Your brother Li, my good brother Xianghe, wants to become a sunny and cheerful boy like me. He wants to be as confident and elegant as me. , so with the grand starting point of promoting the friendship between the two countries, I accepted Xiang He’s request and came specifically to teach him today.”

Song Wen was talking, Paul was translating, and Lee Sang Hyuk nodded in agreement from time to time.

In the live broadcast room, netizens felt as if they had heard some outrageous magical story, and the screen was full of question marks.

【? ? ? ? 】

[No, Li Guapi really turned into melon skin? Let Heide give him lessons? 】

[It’s broken. My scalp is a little itchy and I feel like I’m going to grow a brain. 】

[Xianghe, please wake up! ! 】

[Damn it, how long are you going to stop working undercover to win glory for the country? 】

[I can only say that this is the pattern of the big devil. He finds the goddess's male god to be his teacher. What is this called? This is called lying on the job and tasting courage! 】

Song Wen ignored the gossip in the live broadcast room, looked at Faker, and said:

"If you want to be a sunny and cheerful boy, first of all, you must be confident. Confidence is a man's second weapon!"

faker was stunned for a moment and said doubtfully:

"What's the first weapon?"

Paul responded: "I know, it's a spear!"

Song Wen looked at Fatty Bai with dissatisfaction: "Can you stop talking in a pornographic manner?"

Facing Song Wen's accusation, Paul remained unmoved.

"Hey Brother Wen, I thought you were as open-minded as us. You have to know that Monk Tang once said that GHS is the primary productive force."

"In Journey to the West, did you read that Tang Monk and the king of his daughter's country gave birth to ten fat boys?"

Hearing Song Wen's words, Paul nodded: "Yes, is there any problem?"

"No problem, the first moderator's Journey to the West is also a masterpiece."

Li Sang Hyuk obviously couldn't understand what the two were chattering and looked a little confused.

Fortunately, Song Wen still took good care of him. After just chatting with Paul for a few words, he brought the topic back to Li Sang Hyuk.

"Xianghe, if you want to cultivate yourself, the first thing you need to do is learn to be shameless."

Lee Sang Hyuk looked strange: "Shameless?"

"You can't say that," Song Wen pondered for a moment, then changed his words, "You just think of everyone except you as an NPC. For example, this Paul, you think of him as the toad in the canyon, on the Internet Netizens, just think of them as soldiers, and look at me, do I look like the explorer Ezreal?"

Hearing Song Wen connect reality and games, Brother Li obviously understood a lot and nodded.

"So now, with such a confident attitude, I will give you another chance to say hello to netizens. How will you say hello?"

faker thought for a while and his face darkened.

"Faker."

"No, you are calling it pretentious, not confident. Can you understand what I mean?"

Brother Li shook his head. He felt that his brief self-introduction was already very cool.

"Come on, come on, I'll teach you," Song Wen took a breath and shouted to the netizens in the live broadcast room, "I'm a faker!"

"You should say this, do you understand? This is called confidence, this is called domineering."

Brother Li was obviously still a little wary of Song Wen, and looked at Paul with doubtful eyes.

Paul explained in Korean: "Laozi is a highly respected philosopher in Chinese culture. He was once listed as a world cultural celebrity and one of the world's 100 historical celebrities. His philosophical thoughts have a profound impact on later generations. This The sentence is a metaphor, which means that I am very powerful, as powerful as I am, and replacing that me with Lao Tzu makes me appear more confident."

Hearing Paul's explanation, Lee Sang Hyuk nodded.

"I... am a faker?"

"No, why are you just acting coquettishly? Louder, be more confident, do you understand confidence? Facial expression, eh, yes, pay attention to the curvature of the corners of your mouth, three parts sneer, three parts coolness, and four parts carelessness, yes!"

Lee Sang Hyuk took a breath.

"The coward is a faker!!"

"Very good! Applause!"

Seeing Song Wen give him exaggerated applause, Lee Sang Hyuk, who had initially mastered the method of self-confidence, decided to speak frankly about the secret that had been buried in his heart all night and kept him awake all night.

"Well, yesterday's Coke..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Song Wen nodded and said:

"You have taken the first step now, but there is still a little bit of meaning left. To sum up, you are a little less ambitious!"

"atmosphere?"

"That's right, grandeur! The so-called grandeur is the temperament that an excellent man must have. It means that in dealing with the world, one cannot be too rigid in some tiny details. Let me give you a specific example. Take When it comes to money, it is a good habit to not be willing to spend money for yourself, which is called frugality. But for your friends, especially your good brothers, if you are not willing to spend money, then it is stingy and stingy, which is a kind of unscrupulousness. Moral character.”

Li Sang Hyuk was stunned for a moment and hesitated:

"But it was you..."

"What are you and mine? There is no distinction between you and me between good brothers. This is called grandeur! Do you want to become a confident and generous person?"

Brother Li hesitated for a moment and murmured:

"I thought about it before, but I don't seem to think about it much now."

"Look at you, you are so stubborn."

Seeing that Brother Li was silent, Song Wen continued:

"But personality is really hard to change in a short period of time. Come on, let's go out for a walk, start from daily life, and make subtle changes."

In the live broadcast room, listening to Song Wen's words, barrages started to make a fuss.

[Gou Ba is black, let me, the best brother Li in the world, go! 】

[It’s over, my pure Brother Li will soon become impure. 】

[No, why do I feel that Brother Li now always gives me a feeling of déjà vu? 】

[I understand, what you want to say is posture, right? 】

[Hahaha, I live in Bengbu. Before I went to Snake, the noble lady from the capital, who had a reserved attitude, stayed together for half a month and turned into a fucking Pekingese! 】

Li Sang Hyuk watched Song Wen get up and walk towards the door, and after thinking about it, he followed.

He is indeed a bit honest, but he is not stupid.

It's not like he couldn't see the comments on the Internet.

So Li Sang Hyuk was still a little wary of Song Wen.

But from the current contact, Lee Sang Hyuk feels that Song Wen is still okay. At least when he shouted that the coward is a faker, he did have a feeling of relief.

Just like when he turned somersaults on the finals stage in S5.

shame.

But it’s done.

He was thinking about something in his mind, but he didn't notice that Song Wen, who had just walked out of the door, had already stopped and bumped into him.

Lee Sang Hyuk held his eyes.

"Oh, sorry."

Song Wen didn't care at all. He felt a little emotional when he saw the busy traffic on the streets of St. Paul and the white, black, white, black, black and white, brown, various colors and styles of people.

So much skin.

Seeing Brother Li coming to his side, Song Wen asked:

"Have you eaten breakfast?"

"Eat," Lee Sang Hyuk nodded, "There is a free cafeteria on the 50th floor."

Song Wen was startled and asked doubtfully: "Didn't you say that the elevator was under maintenance?"

"Yes."

Song Wen looked Li Sang Hyuk up and down and didn't ask any more questions.

He went downstairs at 7:20, and the elevator had not broken down at that time.

If Brother Li wants to eat, he should be a little earlier than him, so it's impossible...

"I'm so tired after climbing nearly twenty floors."

Lee Sang Hyuk's voice rang out, and he bent down and hammered his knees.

Song Wen looked at Li Sang Hyuk with wide eyes.

"You climbed from the 33rd floor to the 50th floor, and then from the 50th floor to the 1st floor, just to have a free breakfast buffet?"

Li Sang Hyuk nodded, as if he suddenly remembered something, he took out an egg from his pocket.

"I didn't have enough time. I was eating while running. I got distracted halfway through and left an egg uneaten. Do you want to eat it?"

Song Wen's mouth twitched.

He thought he was already an iron rooster, but he didn't expect that Brother Li was actually the hair on the iron rooster's body.

Song Wen couldn't help but stretched out his hand to give Li Sang Hyuk a thumbs up.

Li Sang Hyuk thought Song Wen wanted his eggs and took two steps back.

"Um, eggs cost thirty bucks."

In the live broadcast room, the barrage instantly stopped.

[Hahaha, I’m rough! 】

[It has to be you, Li Guapi! 】

[Li Guapi: I don’t care if you insult me, or if you beat me on the field, but I will remember it for the rest of my life for thirty dollars. 】

Song Wen looked at Li Sang Hyuk at this time, as if he was looking at a monster.

You say this guy is thin-skinned. He can ask you for thirty bucks for an egg. You say he is thick-skinned. He only dares to hold up his glasses when he meets Eun-jeong.

"Didn't you get this egg for free?"

After hearing Song Wen's question, Li Sang Hyuk said:

"But during the transportation process, transportation fees were incurred."

Song Wen smiled awkwardly: "You can eat it yourself, I'm allergic to eggs."

"All right."

Seeing that Song Wen had no intention of buying eggs, Li Sang Hyuk seemed a little disappointed. He smashed the eggs against the wall next to him, squatted next to the trash can and peeled off the shells, finishing an egg in two mouthfuls.

Looking at Li Sang Hyuk walking back, Song Wen felt his emotions rolling inexplicably.

"Why don't you ask me if I've had breakfast?"

"Have you eaten breakfast?"

"I don't."

Li Sang Hyuk was silent for a moment, looking a little confused.

"Then you go have breakfast first. I'll wait for you here."

Song Wen's grin grew wider and wider.

"Okay, then I can only eat it with Eunjing."

Song Wen took a step forward and left, and Lee Sang Hyuk, who reacted, immediately caught up with him.

"All the way up the stairs, I've digested the breakfast I just had, so I'll eat some too."

Song Wen tilted his head and glanced at Li Sang Hyuk: "Actually, you can wait for me in the hotel."

"It doesn't matter. I think what you said makes sense. Men should be more generous. If you are willing to teach me, I should treat you to breakfast."

After Li Sang Hyuk finished speaking, he thought for a while and added:

"But the food can't be too expensive."

Song Wen Bengbu felt a little want to laugh, all he could say was that Brother Li had to be Brother Li. The use of "a meal" and "not too expensive" were so exquisite, he was the king of prediction!

He pointed to the shop with a red sign across the road and said:

"That beef noodle shop is very delicious. The owner is Chinese and the food is very authentic. You haven't tried our food yet, so you can eat some together."

The three of them came to the noodle shop. At Song Wen's suggestion, Li Sang Hyuk and Paul each ordered a bowl of beef noodles, while Song Wen himself ordered a bowl of mutton noodles.

Lee Sang Hyuk paid a hundred dollars in pain. After all, this is the city center, and although Brazil's per capita price is not high, prices are extremely high.

The three of them sat down, and after a while, the boss enthusiastically served three bowls of noodles.

Li Sang Hyuk looked at the steaming beef noodles in front of him and lost his appetite.

He was actually very full.

He ate two salads, three glasses of milk, four pieces of toast, and five sandwiches in the cafeteria on the 50th floor.

Looking at Song Wen sitting opposite, he was already engrossed in noodles and had forgotten to interact with the audience in the live broadcast room.

Brother Li looked around and talked about him.

"Didn't you say beef noodles are delicious? Why don't you eat beef noodles?"

"Oh, I don't eat beef."

Song Wen raised his head and saw that Li Sang Hyuk didn't even move his chopsticks, so he quickly greeted him:

"Eat, why don't you eat? Why are you being polite to me? Eat quickly."

Lee Sang Hyuk pretended to chew a piece of noodles, then pretended to suddenly remember, and said:

"By the way, where's Eunjing? When will she come?"

"Oh, Eunjing is not coming."

"not coming?!"

Brother Li's eyes widened, looking at Song Wen who was still immersed in eating, and for the first time he felt the urge to hit someone.

"That's right," Song Wen took a sip of the soup from the bowl, wiped his mouth with a tissue, and then said calmly in the eyes of Brother Li who wanted to eat someone, "You said you wanted to treat me to dinner, I'm sure If I don't ask Jing to come, will it cost you more?"

Lee Sang Hyuk clenched his small fists placed under the table.

"I'm not that stingy."

"This is not a matter of being stingy. You are willing to invite me to dinner. I know you are very angry, but you invite me as a friend to dinner. Naturally, I cannot call you my friend again without your consent. It’s a basic moral issue for people to come here to make a living.”

The small fist placed under the table slowly unclenched.

What Song Wen said made sense, leaving Li Sang Hyuk a little helpless to refute.

Looking at Li Sang Hyuk who was motionless, Song Wen reminded again:

"Why don't you eat beef noodles? Come on, it's thirty-five dollars for a bowl. It's very expensive. The boss gave us zero."

Lee Sang Hyuk slowly lowered his head.

The beef is very flavorful and exudes an alluring meaty aroma.

The soup is also very rich and the noodles are very chewy.

It was indeed an excellent bowl of beef noodles.

It's full of the flavor of knives.

Brother Li picked up the chopsticks and swallowed.

The money has been paid and must not be wasted.

Song Wen took a toothpick to shave his teeth and couldn't help but said:

"Look at the food for hungry children. They don't even chew it."

In the live broadcast room, everyone expressed their heartache when looking at Lee Sang Hyuk who was immersed in making noodles.

[Ouch, I'm so stupid, I'm really crazy, please be a human being! 】

[Brother Li, run away quickly. You and Heizhu have been together for less than an hour, and you have already been deceived by Heizhu out of a hundred and sixty dollars. 】

[It’s so dark. Gouba was not so ruthless when he was doing telephone marketing in northern Myanmar. 】

[No, are you afraid that you think of yourself as the heroine? Cheating to eat and drink, right? 】

[Brother Li is actually very cautious. I can only say that he loves me too deeply. 】

[Ugh, I feel sorry for Brother Li. I lost the coke and folded the noodles. 】