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Chapter 837 Haotian: Led Astray by the Prehistoric Female Writer! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

In the world of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, after Jiang Ziya appeared, he won the enthusiastic support of the people of Jinyang. The statue of King Wucheng in Jinyang City was crowded with people. Families of all sizes in the city brought incense and candle offerings to worship King Wucheng of the Chinese people.

Li Shimin took out a handful of corn candy from his pocket and quietly stuffed it into Changsun Wugou's hand:

"It's a pity that we are in such a hurry. Otherwise, I would have invited Jiang Taigong to fish for a while on the Fen River to see if the fish here can take the bait automatically like the fish in the Wei River."

Changsun Wujia’s smile was sweeter than sugar:

"Don't be weird. Grandma Nuwa knows it's time to blow your head again."

These words made Li Shimin quickly cover his head, his movements were exactly the same as Mr. Li... This is the inheritance of the master!

Jiang Ziya blessed the people, then tore apart time and space and went to the world of gods.

At this time, Chaoge City's invisibility formation was activated. Jiang Ziya did not go directly to the city. Instead, he went to the edge of Qishui River first and sat down to deduce the gods who had recently invaded Chaoge City.

The result is not unknown. Since the formation was launched, dozens of immortals have forced their way through Chaoge City. Some were randomly teleported to the eye of the North Sea, while others were teleported thousands of miles below the Antarctic ice cap. , and some people reached the crater.

Jiang Ziya looked carefully at the immortals who were bounced away, and then discovered Shen Gongbao's figure.

This guy was rather unlucky. It reached the eye of the North Sea and ended up exactly the same as in his previous life.

Jiang Ziya thought that nothing happened at the moment, so he came to the North Sea, went deep into the seabed, and saw the huge eye of the sea with a diameter of hundreds of miles, and countless seawater continued to gush out from the eye.

Shen Gongbao is right in front of Haiyan. His Taoist robe is caught and he can't leave even if he wants to. He can only let the sea wash away.

According to the current development, if Shen Gongbao persists for at most one day, the divine power in his body will be exhausted, and then his body will be wiped out by the erosion of the sea water.

In the original work of "The Romance of the Gods", it was mentioned at the end that Shen Gongbao was wrapped and sent to the North Sea to block the eye of the sea. It did not say whether he died or not, but he was able to become a god in the end, which already implies that he died in the eye of the sea.

Because there is a very strict rule in the story of conferring gods. Those who participate in conferring gods must be dead...living people cannot be on the list of conferred gods.

When Shen Gongbao saw Jiang Ziya, he immediately called for help:

"Senior brother, help me, senior brother, pull me quickly."

Jiang Ziya swung the whisk, but instead of helping, he stood back. The compass made of fragments of the earthly book automatically propped up a bubble to protect Jiang Ziya from the impact of the sea eye.

Shen Gongbao cried:

"Senior brother, I died here in my previous life. I don't want to die in the eyes of the sea this time. Please help me, okay?"

Jiang Ziya asked:

"When you were looking for people to attack Chaoge City, did you think about today?"

Shen Gongbao almost cried:

"Brother, I was wrong. Can you help me? This way of death is too painful."

Jiang Ziya asked:

"Do you know why you are stuck here?"

Shen Gongbao was getting more and more uncomfortable, and the divine power in his body could no longer be maintained:

"I wanted to go to Chaoge City, but somehow I was sent here. Fortunately, I got hung up on the Taoist robe, and bad luck followed one after another. It was extremely unlucky!"

Jiang Ziya smiled:

"If you think this is just bad luck, it means you died unjustly. Your name is not on the list of gods this time. After your death, your soul will probably be scattered. You and I are in the same school, and I won't say anything to you. That’s right, have a nice trip.”

If Jiang Ziya in the original work is replaced, this junior brother may be saved.

But now Jiang Ziya has just received Li Yu's education, how could he let this person leave?

What's more, when he teleported to Chaoge this time, he most likely went to the people there, otherwise the Holy Lord would not have teleported him here intentionally... When he saw Shen Gongbao's Taoist robe hanging in the eyes of the sea inexplicably , Jiang Ziya already understood that this was the Holy Lord's good luck cat's move.

Most people are randomly teleported by the formation, most often near the eye of the sea, but Shen Gongbao not only came to the center of the eye of the sea, but was also caught on his clothes.

This situation is not simply bad luck, it is a sign of luck being drained away.

And the reason why this can be done is naturally the good luck cat Dundun.

The little guy must have realized that Shen Gongbao was going to be detrimental to the people of Chaoge, so he took action in advance and sent him here to fend for himself.

Under the leadership of Zishou, the people of Chaoge pray to the good-luck cat every day.

This kind of prayer does not even require burning incense, nor does it require placing offerings. You only need to shout the slogan of the Miao Miao Cult from the bottom of your heart to the sky after getting up, and you will be protected. This is a great deal.

Dundun can gain a huge amount of lucky points every day. Now that someone is doing harm to his followers, the little guy will naturally not stand idly by.

Jiang Ziya just stood far away in the water, even though Shen Gongbao begged for mercy at the top of his voice, but remained indifferent, watching helplessly as his fellow disciple died in the wash of the sea eye.

After confirming that Shen Gongbao was completely dead, Jiang Ziya packed up his remains and brought them to Shen Gongbao's hometown, dug a hole and buried them, and erected a stone monument:

"The tomb of Shen Gongbao, a disciple of Chantology."

Jiang Ziya stood in front of the grave in silence for a while, then said to the stone tablet:

"Farewell, junior brother!"

After saying that, he rose into the sky and teleported directly to the gate of the small Chenghuang Temple outside Chaoge City, where he met Yang Ren.

Yang Ren is an official of Chaoge. In the original work, his eyes were gouged out by the quilt, and he was taken away by the True Lord Daode and accepted as his apprentice. After practicing, a small hand grew out of the socket of his two eyes, holding an eyeball in his hand. When he met If you don't want to see the content, you will clench your hands to avoid hurting your eyes.

But now that Yang Ren has become Zhang Daoling's disciple, he no longer needs to be so miserable.

"I've met Master Jiang!"

Seeing Jiang Ziya, Yang Ren bowed politely.

Old Jiang returned the favor:

"Didn't your master take you to the Wa Palace? Why did you come back again?"

Yang Ren replied:

"Master ordered me to invite Holy Mother Guiling to the Wa Palace. The empress plans to add a secretariat in the Wa Palace and would like to hear the opinions of Holy Mother Guiling."

Jiang Ziya pointed to the city gate and said:

"Let's go, I just want to go look for Senior Sister Guiling."

The two walked into Chaoge City and arrived at the door of the courtyard of Our Lady of Turtle Spirits. Just as they were about to knock on the door, a cartoon doll in the shape of Squirtle suddenly appeared on the door:

"You are disturbing the creation of the great Lord Turtle Spirit. If you don't disappear within one minute, you will delay the update for a day as punishment."

Jiang Ziya laughed dumbly, Senior Sister Gui Ling was really good at finding reasons to delay.

He raised his hand and patted the door knocker:

"Senior Sister Gui Ling, I am Jiang Shang. I have something to come to visit."

The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit did not respond, but Squirtle on the door opened and closed his mouth and spat out human words again:

"Delay the start of the update. If you don't leave after one minute, it will be superimposed infinitely!"

Yang Ren and Jiang Ziya looked at each other, darling, if they stood here for a long time, wouldn't it mean that all the gods in Chaoge City hadn't read a new chapter in half a year?

You can't get involved in something like this that arouses public outrage, especially when Nuwa is also chasing the news. If you are not careful, you will offend a lot of gods.

In order to let Our Lady of Turtle Spirit open the door, Jiang Ziya had an idea and shouted through the door:

"Senior Sister Guiling, I met His Royal Highness the Holy Son."

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the small courtyard suddenly opened, and Our Lady of Turtle Spirit appeared in front of her.

She wore a slim-fitting white shirt and black trousers, eight-centimeter high heels, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose. She was dressed like an intellectual sister:

"Junior Brother Jiang, have you gone to the real world?"

Jiang Ziya nodded:

"I just came back. Senior Sister Yunxiao asked me to tell you something."

As a result, Guiling didn't listen at all, but lowered his voice and asked:

"Have you met His Highness the Holy Son?"

"I met him. He has a very good relationship with several of his wives. He even drove me to the city for a long time, had a meal, and enjoyed the night view of the city..."

The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit waved her hand:

"Share this part of your memory with me. It will help me write. Hurry, hurry, don't leave any ink."

Jiang Ziya did not refuse, and quickly formed a soybean-sized ball of light on his fingertips. With a flick of his finger, the ball of light flew into the mind of the Holy Mother Turtle Spirit.

Turtle Spirit felt it carefully and said speechlessly:

"Junior Brother Jiang, why do you only focus on looking at the night scene and don't look at His Royal Highness the Holy Son?"

Jiang Ziya: "..."

I am a bad old man who has been staring at His Royal Highness the Holy Son. Do you believe that the empress can fill me up to the deepest part of the sea eye on the spot?

He waved his hand and said:

"Senior Sister Yunxiao asked me to tell you that after the Conferring of Gods is over, I will let you go to the real world to collect scenery and get a good feel for that world. This will be helpful for your creations. She also said that His Royal Highness the Holy Son will accompany you personally."

Our Lady of Turtle Spirit was so excited that her voice trembled:

"real?"

I, the biggest fan in the Fengshen world, can finally meet my idol?

After Jiang Ziya finished speaking, he went to prepare for the canonization of gods. He gathered several hundred crooked melons and cracked dates to occupy all the god slots, and then began the ceremony for the canonization of gods. All the gods in heaven would immediately leave their immortal books and be newly canonized. Replaced by crooked melons and cracked dates.

The strength of Heavenly Court will decrease exponentially, which can greatly increase the success rate of overthrowing Heavenly Court.

Yang Ren took the opportunity to report to the Holy Mother Turtle Spirit:

"The empress plans to set up a secretariat in the Wa Palace. I hope Uncle Gui Ling can give me some advice."

Secretariat?

Isn't this the place where various documents are drafted?

In the entire prehistoric period, apart from this writer, there should be no other person who can do this job... Our Lady of Turtle Spirit pushed up the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose and said:

"Okay, I'll go to the Wa Palace after I finish the work at hand. This matter is of great importance and I will consider it carefully."

After sending Yang Ren away, Our Lady of Guiling closed the door and looked over the face of Li Yu in Jiang Ziya's memory. Then she looked over the memory given by Yun Xiao last time. Feeling the tenderness of His Highness the Son, her lips pursed unconsciously. .

While I was reminiscing, Our Lady of Golden Spirit next door climbed over the wall and came in:

"Shit Nizi, are you going to the real world?"

The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit came back to her senses and nodded proudly:

"I'll go after the Conferring the Gods, but I'm going to collect wind, not what you think."

There is no mistake in every song, one post, one content, one 6 one, one book, one book, take a look!

"But let's get you, your eyes are drawn when you hear His Highness the Holy Son's name. It's not what I thought... His Highness the Holy Son will drive you around and play around. Will you feel happy?"

Holy Mother Turtle Spirit raised her eyebrows:

"Are you envious?"

The Holy Mother of Jinling blushed:

"No way, I'm not interested in the real world, not at all!"

The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit’s face was full of narrow-mindedness:

"Really? Isn't His Highness the Son of God interested in accompanying you to play in person?"

"Of course, even if you send me to the real world, even if His Highness the Holy Son holds my hand and leads me around, I will come back immediately. If you don't believe me, try it!"

Turtle Spirit: "..."

I believe you as a ghost~

In Lingxiao Palace, Haotian heard the conversation between the two through secret methods and said to Kunpeng:

"I see that Gui Ling and Jin Ling are both obsessed with Senior Sister Nuwa's son. How about we find a way to have someone pretend to be the Holy Son to seduce them? If we can succeed, maybe we can reverse the passive situation and turn defeat into victory. ”

Kunpeng also thought about this idea:

"It's a pity that we don't know what His Royal Highness the Holy Son looks like. Even if we act rashly, we don't have any reference."

There are still many photos of Li Yu, but in order to protect her son, the old mother specially set up a forbidden spell:

Immortals above the Earthly Immortal level cannot find out what my precious son looks like!

With this setting, there is no need to worry about his son being faked.

Haotian's brows knitted into the Chinese character "Sichuan". He thought hard for a long time, then suddenly patted his head and said:

"There is a description of the Holy Son in Gui Ling's book, so we can just act according to what she wrote. What do you think?"

Kunpeng thought for a while and felt that this was a solution.

However, whether it is successful or not, we still need to create a description of the appearance first. If it is similar, we can try to seduce it.

Haotian often investigates the situation in Chaoge City, and is no stranger to the description of Our Lady of Turtle Spirit:

"His Royal Highness the Holy Son has fair skin and big eyes as bright as autumn water. He often looks at others affectionately, with deep love shining in his eyes. His knife-like face is exquisite and extraordinary, and his thin lips seem to carry infinite meaning. He has an infectious energy and often shows a naughty smile..."

As the military advisor of the first generation of Heavenly Court, Kunpeng had very strong hands-on skills.

He took a ball of spiritual energy, twisted it into a human body, and then began to adjust the facial features according to the description of the turtle spirit.

"The eyes are bright, the facial features are exquisite, and he often smiles evilly..."

Kunpeng was talking and working at the same time, and finally fabricated the facial features of His Royal Highness the Holy Son - a fool with glowing eyes and a wicked smile on his mouth. With his big eyes, he looked like E.T.

Haotian was stunned for a long time:

"Is this what it looks like? Isn't this too...unique?"

But now that they have reached this point, the two of them can only continue.

"His Royal Highness the Son of God's legs are extremely long, more than a foot long. Because he has been exercising all year round and playing football on the school team in college, his calves are slender and his thighs are full of muscles. He looks like a domineering boss..."

Kunpeng then set up his feet-long legs and connected them with his upper body. The more he looked at it, the weirder he felt, as if he had seen a red-crowned crane:

"Are these legs too long?"

"The calves are slender and the thighs are full of muscles...just like the legs of a toad, they are not coordinated at all."

The more they pinched each other, the colder they felt. They always felt that they had been led into a misunderstanding by the turtle spirit.

They re-read the description of Our Lady of the Turtle Spirit, and added sixteen-pack abs, long white fingers, strong arms, firm buttocks, broad chest and shoulders...

After the fabrication was completed, Haotian looked at the long-legged monster in front of him and sighed softly:

"Don't talk about seducing the golden spirit and the turtle spirit. Even mortal women will not look down on this kind of appearance. Instead, they will be scared to death."

Kunpeng waved his hand and dispersed the aura.

Forget it, let's end the seduction and never mention it again.

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit and the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit missed their own "beautiful man trick" in such a gorgeous manner.

After the beauty scheme went bankrupt, Haotian once again thought about ambushing the empress.

Just as Jia Xu thought, in front of the door where the empress disappeared, the Queen Mother and Guanyin Bodhisattva led the Nine Heavens Xuannv as the first echelon to test Nuwa Empress on the pretext of apologizing.

Several quasi-sages such as Emperor Zhenwu, Taiyi Lord of Suffering, Maitreya Buddha, and Emperor of the West, as well as Long-eared Dingguangxian Huanxi Buddha and other peak Daluo masters, cooperated with Haotian as the second echelon to carry out the encirclement and killing.

In order to be foolproof, Haotian also took out his accompanying magic weapon, the Haotian Mirror.

Everyone else also prepared individually, and all took out the magic weapons at the bottom of the box. Once they can kill the saint, the heaven will reverse all the situations.

Because they have the most quasi-sages and are backed by the aura of the entire heaven.

While the layout was in full swing, Emperor Xuanyuan looked at his former teacher Guang Chengzi in the Fire Cloud Cave and asked:

"Teacher, are you sure you want to advance and retreat with the human race?"

Guangchengzi nodded:

"Other brothers and sisters all want revenge. I was born in the human race, so I can't fight with my own clan. Moreover, Master said that the teachings are gone, and everything from teachings to inheritance has been eliminated by the general trend."

After saying that, Guangchengzi took out the most powerful magic weapon Fantian Seal and smiled bitterly:

"It's a pity that I can't give it to my apprentice Yin Jiao. Why don't I give it to His Majesty? This thing is of no use to me anymore."

He couldn't take action against his compatriots, but he couldn't do it if he was his enemy. It was better to hand over the magic weapon and become an idle person wandering around the world.

Xuanyuan did not take over the Tianyin, but said:

"Teacher, if you are interested, you can give it to my nephew."

Guangchengzi didn't react:

"Your nephew?"

Emperor Fuxi muttered dissatisfiedly:

"That's my nephew. You are at most a cousin... Fellow Taoist Guangchengzi, if you are willing to give this thing to my nephew, you might be able to get the opportunity to travel to the real world in the future. It is a world of pure human race. Regardless of Da Luo is still a saint. If he dies, he will lose all his divine power and can only be an ordinary person. "

When Guangchengzi heard this, he became really interested:

"In that world does the Holy Son they call His Highness live?"

Fuxi nodded:

"He is a mortal who accidentally established a connection with my sister's beloved disciple, and then shamelessly called my sister mother. My sister also liked him very much, so she recognized this son, and I was promoted to uncle because of this."

Guangchengzi was dizzy after hearing this:

"How can a mortal have such an opportunity? I really want to go there to see... But how can I hand over this Heavenly Seal to His Royal Highness the Son of God?"

Emperor Xuanyuan said:

"Teacher, go to Chaoge City to find Yunxiao. She is our nephew's wife. Just give this thing to her... But Chaoge City is not easy to find now. You need to land on the cloud a hundred miles away from Chaoge, and then walk forward step by step to enter Chaoge, otherwise you will only be transmitted to various dangerous places by the formation."

Guangchengzi secretly wrote it down, bowed his hands and said:

"Without further delay, I will go, goodbye everyone!"

After that, he left Huoyun Cave and went straight to Chaoge...

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