Chapter 735 Li Chengqian Becomes Sun Wukong's Apprentice! [Ask for Monthly Votes]
Wukong pretended to take out a medicine box from the cloth bag on his waist, which surprised Li Ji:
"The Great Sage is also proficient in medical skills?"
He was busy fighting every day and had only watched a few episodes of "Journey to the West". He thought Wukong was a warrior who was fearless and had a rebellious spirit. He didn't expect that he also knew how to practice medicine. This was simply too surprising.
Wukong said with a smile:
"When I was learning, my master taught us the various schools of thought. Medicine was one of the hundreds of schools of thought. Naturally, I also knew something about it. Unfortunately, I learned it for too short a time and was not proficient enough."
This was actually Wukong's modesty. In the original book, he was proficient in the more advanced medical technique of hanging silk pulse diagnosis and diagnosed the illness of the king of Zhuzi Kingdom.
Hanging silk pulse diagnosis is a diagnosis and treatment method. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, etiquette had been deeply rooted in people's hearts, and it became a social trend that men and women should not touch each other. When doctors treated women of noble status, they would often tie a silk thread on the other's wrist, then tighten it, and the doctor would pull the other end to judge the pulse by the vibration of the silk thread.
Although it sounds a bit fantasy, doctors in the Ming and Qing dynasties, especially imperial physicians, basically operated in this way.
Therefore, pulse diagnosis by hanging thread is also called high-end medical skills, and ordinary doctors can't play it at all.
Although Wukong only studied in the Three Stars Cave of the Slanting Moon for seven years, he is a monkey with a heart that can [know one thing and know a hundred things]. In the time it takes for his fellow apprentices to get together and chat, he may have learned a skill.
The strongest talent in the whole book is no joke.
Wukong opened his medicine box, rummaged around in it for a long time, and took out a flashlight.
Li Ji: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What am I expecting?
Li Chengqian was also a little surprised, and asked with a bow:
"Great Sage, aren't you going to cure my leg disease? Why did you take out a flashlight?"
Wukong chuckled:
"Your Highness the Son of Heaven gave me some encyclopedias and various documentaries a while ago. I saw that there is something called X-ray in the real world that is quite useful, so I modified the flashlight and added the function of checking the body."
He said it mysteriously, but Li Ji and Li Chengqian both felt that it was a bit out of tune... There is a huge difference between a flashlight and X-ray, and even if X-ray is used, shouldn't it be printed on film? How can you see it clearly with the naked eye?
Wukong checked the power of the flashlight and charged it directly, then took out two pairs of sunglasses from the medicine box and handed them to Li Ji and Li Chengqian:
"The light of this flashlight is a bit strong. You are mortals, so it's best to wear sunglasses to watch, so as not to hurt your eyes. Then I, Sun Wukong, will have to find a way to save you."
After both of them put on sunglasses, Wukong took the flashlight and shone it on Li Chengqian.
After clicking the button, the flashlight immediately emitted a pure white light, which was brighter than the sun. Li Chengqian's body was completely illuminated, and all the bones in his body were visible.
Li Ji stared at this scene blankly, and suddenly felt like he was looking at the sky from a well.
He thought it was ridiculous when Wukong took out the flashlight just now, but now it seems that he is the one who is ridiculous.
The Great Sage is Taiyi Jinxian. How can the flashlight he took out be the same as an ordinary flashlight?
Wukong didn't care about the thoughts of the Minister of War of the Tang Dynasty, but looked at Li Chengqian's whole body bones carefully and found obvious scars on his left ankle. He had suffered a bone fracture and then barely healed, but because the fixation measures were not in place, the bones did not heal well and a large number of bone spurs grew, which was also the reason for the pain.
In addition to this, Li Chengqian's thighs and lumbar spine also had slight scars, but these were not important. They should just be caused by fatigue due to improper posture.
In addition, long-term limping caused some distortion of the whole body bones.
Li Ji also saw the injury on his ankle and exclaimed:
"The bones are like this, I am really enlightened... Great Sage, can the injury of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince be cured?"
Wukong smiled and pointed the flashlight at Li Ji:
"It can definitely be cured. It is not a big problem for me... Minister Li, you have some minor problems with your cervical spine and shoulders, and your legs also have rheumatism. I will take care of you later."
After all, he is the Minister of War of the Tang Dynasty. He will need to work intensively in the next few years. He can't do without a good body.
Wukong turned off the flashlight, carefully put it in the medicine box, and took back the two matching sunglasses. Then he took out a piece of paper and flicked it at Li Chengqian. Li Chengqian suddenly appeared with the historical image that was illuminated by the flashlight half a minute ago.
Wukong put the white paper at the position of Li Chengqian's ankle, and flicked it gently. The historical image of the ankle was automatically printed on the paper, becoming a standard bone diagnosis and treatment map.
It's so easy for gods to treat diseases.
After printing the pictures, Wukong picked up the paper and pen again and began to write the diagnosis and treatment results.
Li Chengqian's disease was not difficult to treat. On the contrary, Wukong felt that it was too simple. It was so simple that he could not be careless when preparing the prescription. If he was not careful, he might extend Li Chengqian's life by three to five hundred years. The herbs stolen from the fairy world were so powerful.
Of course, it was not that Wukong was stingy and did not extend Li Chengqian's life. The main task this time was to treat his legs. If his life was extended, new causes and effects would be generated, which was unnecessary.
Moreover, Li Chengqian was going to be the emperor in the future. His life extension was related to all aspects of the three realms, and it could not be decided on a whim.
Li Shimin had made such a great contribution, and with Li Yu as his backer, he only extended his life by twenty years, which was not too exaggerated.
If he gave Li Chengqian three to five hundred years of life without saying anything, his mother would probably give Wukong a few brains.
Wukong took out a bunch of herbs and directly refined them into medicinal juice. Then he removed the ingredients related to prolonging life and only left the parts that strengthen the body. Then he took out two teacups, poured a full cup for Li Chengqian and half a cup for Li Ji:
"Okay, you can drink it."
Li Chengqian held the teacup with both hands, his expression a little excited:
"Great Sage, after drinking it, can my body be cured?"
"Yes, but your illness has never been physical, but because of the inner distortion and lack of confidence caused by lameness. This time I come to the camp to train, I hope you can change your mentality, try to consider the problem from the overall perspective, and raise your horizons... In the words of His Royal Highness the Son of God, you must have the mentality of a superior."
Li Chengqian even forgot to drink the liquid medicine:
"May I ask the Great Sage, what is the mentality of a superior?"
"Haha, I don't know this either. I am the thug beside His Royal Highness the Son of God, but I don't understand these messy things... Hurry up and drink the medicine, don't spill it."
Li Chengqian thanked again and excitedly held the teacup and drank it all.
Seeing the prince drink, Li Ji hurriedly drank his own cup.
Ordinarily, he should drink first and make sure there is no problem before letting the prince drink, but he really didn't dare to do so in front of Wukong.
As soon as the medicine entered his stomach, Li Chengqian screamed in pain, then threw away the teacup in his hand, lay on the ground and began to roll.
He felt that the bones in his body seemed to come alive, constantly struggling, as if trying to break out of his body. This kind of pain all over his body, mixed with strange itching, made him wail.
Li Ji was shocked:
"Great Sage, what's wrong with the prince?"
"How can you be reborn without experiencing some pain? And his mind is a little twisted, it's a good thing to feel pain."
Li Ji was afraid that he would also lie on the ground and roll around. After waiting for a while, he felt a little numb in his waist, shoulders and neck, but there was no pain or discomfort.
"Great Sage, why don't I feel any pain?"
"You are in a normal state of mind and don't need to feel any pain. I, Old Sun, have added some painkillers to this cup for you... By the way, there are almost two kilograms of liquid medicine left here. You can give it to the generals or wounded soldiers in the army. One sip will heal you. Don't drink too much. People with short lives can't bear this medicine."
When Li Ji heard this, he hurriedly thanked the Great Sage on behalf of his old brothers on the Eastern Front.
After years of fighting, everyone has some occupational diseases to a certain extent. Now with the liquid medicine given by the Great Sage, they can concentrate on fighting.
Li Chengqian rolled on the ground for twenty minutes before he felt the pain all over his body gradually subsided.
He got up from the ground and when he stood up, he suddenly found that he seemed to be taller and his posture was more upright. The habit of hunching over unconsciously in the past was gone.
Wukong took a pear from the altar, rubbed it on his clothes, took a bite, looked at Li Chengqian and said:
"Remember this feeling. If you have any questions in the future, just recall what happened today. I will implant the pain you just experienced in your memory... If you can even bear the pain of being reborn, then what can be difficult for you to govern a country?"
Li Chengqian was stunned for a moment, then he lifted his clothes, knelt down solemnly to Wukong, and performed the ceremony of kneeling three times and knocking nine times:
"Thank you for your advice, teacher!"
Although Wukong came to treat his leg, he did not only treat his leg. Instead, he talked about topics such as governing the country and the pattern, which benefited Li Chengqian a lot. He unconsciously bowed three times and knocked nine times to pay homage to his teacher.
Wukong did not refuse, but asked:
"What are you going to do next?"
Li Chengqian said seriously:
"I plan to take some photos, print them out with the army printer, write a letter, talk about what I saw and heard at the border, and find some local specialties, and send them to my fourth brother, asking him to study hard; a few days ago, a surrendered general from Goguryeo sent a pair of thousand-year-old ginseng, which I plan to give to my father and mother to show my filial piety."
Wukong laughed:
"Not bad, it's worth my reminder. Work hard in the army, write to your family when you are not busy, once you follow the army to destroy Goguryeo, there will be no one in the court. Noise. "
After saying that, he put the medicine box back into the cloth bag on his waist. Just as he was about to leave, Li Chengqian bowed again and asked:
"Teacher, there are swamps all over Liaodong, and the army has been repeatedly blocked. Do you have any good ideas? "
When Wukong heard this, he immediately took out the golden hoop stick. Just as he was about to do something meaningful, he suddenly stopped and said:
"I can help you do these things, but I suggest you ask for help from gods who are more suitable for this matter, use your brain, and think about it carefully. Once you burn the right incense, it will be good for your life. "
After saying that, Wukong disappeared in a flash, leaving Li Chengqian and Li Ji looking at each other.
In the Wahuang Palace, the Queen Mother looked at this scene and said with a smile:
"This Monkey King is really perfect in his conduct."
Zhang Daoling asked:
"His flashlight can be used for medical practice. Can I promote it in other worlds?"
The Queen Mother shook her head and refused:
"Not for the time being, so that everyone will not rely on immortal arts. My son hopes that the human race will become stronger, not that they will become giant babies taken care of by immortals. We can develop slowly along the current path, and there is no need to make too many changes."
In the real world, after lunch, Li Yu drove Mu Guiying and Zhou Ruotong to the high-speed rail station.
Mu Guiying brought a bag full of food, fearing that she would be hungry on the road.
When entering the station, she quietly gestured to Li Yu with the number four, smiled evilly, and then followed Zhou Ruotong into the high-speed rail station.
"Why are you always pushing the progress of my relationship with Yun Xiao?"
Li Yu drove away from the high-speed rail station, bought a few cups of milk tea and other snacks, and then drove back to the B&B.
As soon as she got off the car, she saw Yun Xiao walking out of the warehouse with a small book... Zhou Ruotong was not here, so she took the initiative to take charge of counting the supplies.
Li Yu handed the milk tea into her hand:
"I can do these tasks. You are a high-ranking quasi-sage. You are overqualified and underqualified to do this."
Yunxiao inserted a straw and took a sip of milk tea:
"I have nothing to do. Why don't I help my husband share some things... Did my sister and Guiying take the high-speed rail?"
"Probably not yet. They are on the high-speed train at 2:40. They should be rushing to the platform at 2:30 now... Yinzhou is a small station, and the high-speed train only stops for two or three minutes at a time."
Arriving at the study room, Yun Xiao began to register material data on the accounting software on the computer, while Li Yu put on disposable gloves and ate the newly bought sweet and spicy chicken nuggets slowly while thinking about what to eat for dinner. .
Suddenly there is only one elderly female fairy left in the family who is full of fairy spirit. You have to consider the other person's preferences and not just enjoy it for yourself.
Yunxiao said:
"I just came from the book world, and Li Chengqian seems to have become Wukong's disciple."
Li Yu was happy when he heard it:
"This kid is also a ghost. He knew that Wukong would definitely accept a prince as his apprentice on his way to learn the scriptures, so he took the lead in becoming his disciple. Now the prince of Yuhua Mansion will not be able to learn from him."
Yunxiao asked:
"Husband, don't you think this is too utilitarian?"
Li Yu pinched a piece of chicken nugget with more sweet and spicy sauce and fed it to Baby Yun, and said with a smile:
"How can the successor of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty not be utilitarian? Anyway, Li Shimin over there has at least twenty years to abdicate. Don't worry about this. If Li Chengqian doesn't do well, someone will discipline him."
Compared to the prince of Yuhua Mansion, Wukong would definitely be more willing to teach the prince of Tang Dynasty, so as to have a greater sense of accomplishment.
You must know that Wukong studied hundreds of schools of thought in the Sanxing Cave of Xianyue, and the Confucianists and Legalists among the hundreds of schools were all dedicated to governing the country. If they educate a good successor to the emperor, Wukong will have a bright face.
In the future, he might even add the title of Imperial Master and become the slash youth of the Wa Palace.
Yunxiao chewed the chicken nuggets and praised:
"This sweet and spicy taste is so special and quite appetizing."
When Li Yu heard this, he fed Baby Yun another piece.
As long as you want to eat, we won't have any trouble feeding you all day long.
Yunxiao was eating when he suddenly said:
"Husband, would you like to go to that casserole noodle restaurant tonight?"
Li Yu: "..."
I had already thought about it, going to have a candlelight dinner tonight, a petty bourgeois romance like steak and red wine, but you actually wanted to eat a bowl of casserole noodles for 12 yuan!
Who said it’s hard to take care of older leftover women? Wouldn’t this save money for the family?
Li Yu said:
"Okay, let's set off in the evening. After dinner, we can go for a walk together and enjoy the beautiful night view of Yinzhou... If you want to go somewhere, I can take you there."
Yun Xiao thought for a while and said tentatively:
"I want to go to...the haunted house."
Li Yu was stunned for a moment:
"You didn't see the joke, did you?"
"No, I'm just curious as to what is there that makes my husband so scared. If there is a sneak attack by a ghost, I can protect you."
Whoever said that an older leftover girl is easy to take care of, I will be the first to blow his head off... Li Yu made a smile that was uglier than crying, and patiently explained:
"I'm not afraid of haunted houses. I was just scared by watching ghost movies when I was a kid. The reason why I keep saying I'm afraid of haunted houses now is because horror movies are not so scary anymore. On the contrary, haunted houses are so immersive and there are ghosts dressed as real people. , relatively speaking, I am more afraid of this.”
I went to a haunted house once when I was in junior high school. If Zhang Guoan, the protector of the law, had not been there, Li Yu would have been frightened.
However, Zhang Guoan was also very sincere. He beat the guy to tears, causing Sun Facai to apologize profusely and buy some peripherals, and finally the story was over.
Yunxiao tilted his head and listened to Li Yu's story with a smile:
"I think you just have psychological factors, and I want to help you correct it."
Li Yu quickly waved his hand and said:
"This is the difference between gods and mortals. If gods have any shortcomings, they will correct and repair them as soon as possible, blindly pursuing all kinds of perfection. But mortals are different. Mortals are a combination of various shortcomings. If you make up for this hole, you will be able to There will be other holes, and you have to fill them all up... Hey, people will ascend on the spot and escape the realm of mortals."
Yunxiao put on gloves and fed Li Yu instead:
"What do you mean, husband, that there is no need to change the shortcomings?"
"That's not true. We still need to correct shortcomings, but some innocuous problems should be classified as part of personality and cannot be said to be shortcomings. For example, some people like to eat chopped green onions and coriander, while others don't. Do you think eating coriander is a shortcoming? , or is it a disadvantage not to eat coriander?”
This question stopped Beauty Yun.
After thinking for a moment, she gained a better understanding of mortals. Of course, her husband's sophistry seemed to be getting more advanced.
On the road to becoming a saint, I cultivated a bad guy... Yunxiao shook his head, threw this playful thought behind him, and said with emotion:
"When I first met you, I thought you were omnipotent and the son of the high and mighty Wahuang. Later, I found out that you were a mortal, and I thought you were cute when you pretended to be powerful... Now I find that you are really suitable to be a teacher. At least your words have given me a lot of inspiration."
Li Yu smiled:
"I am just a mouth cannon. Modern people can talk more than me by just finding a keyboard warrior."
While the couple was chatting in the study, Li Chengqian and Li Ji looked at the names of gods on the table in the East Front Camp of Journey to the West and fell into deep thought.
There are still many gods on their side, but who should they ask for help?
Li Chengqian had no clue, so he simply came outside the tent and saw many soldiers coming down from the front line covered in mud...The mud delayed the army's progress, and now they could only move stones from a distance to pave the road little by little.
But this efficiency is very low. The Goguryeo people even took this opportunity to shoot arrows and launch a sneak attack.
Looking at the wounded and exhausted soldiers, Li Chengqian felt that not only his master Sun Wukong was going through 81 trials, but his own journey eastward was also full of hardships.
Alas, if only he could save the soldiers from suffering... Wait, save the suffering?
Li Chengqian slapped his thigh and suddenly understood what his master was suggesting!
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