Chapter 385 Three-Year-Old Bao Zheng? 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

Chapter 385 Three-year-old...little Bao Zheng? 【Ask for monthly ticket】

"Hey, why did Gouzi suddenly fall asleep with his book on his head?"

Li Yu walked into the study and saw Brother Dao sleeping soundly on the floor. He wanted to wake him up, but when he saw the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" lying on his pillow, he was worried that it was related to the world in the book, so he did not dare to call him.

It's a pity that I don't understand the dog language, otherwise if I had a frank talk with the dog, I might be able to find out some of the dog's technology.

The creatures in the high-latitude world must be very powerful.

I don’t know what the technology is like over there. If it can produce some kind of interstellar battleship or something like that... forget it, don’t force yourself to do anything, let’s think about something practical.

Li Yu turned on the computer, followed Professor Zhou's instructions, entered the official website of a manufacturer specializing in solar power panels, clicked on online ordering, entered the quantity to be ordered, and placed an order.

Soon, rich sister Gu Ying sent a message on WeChat:

"Okay, the order has been placed successfully. We will deliver the goods as soon as possible and give away some power storage equipment as a gift... Do your little monsters eat this stuff?"

No wonder he likes to make friends with cats and dogs, no one else has such a mind... Li Yu replied:

"Eat anything related to electricity."

"Haha, okay, let me prepare more... By the way, when you come to the capital, let me know that I will treat you two to dinner, and by the way, I will grandly introduce my good friends - Dundun, George, and Peggy!"

Didn’t you say last time that Dundun thought you were stupid and wouldn’t play with you?

Li Yu glanced at the sleeping dog on the carpet. Everyone knows how to make friends with rich people. Looking at you again, you will only join the crowd of women and listen to people talk about family affairs.

This is the difference!

After finishing the chat, Li Yu wanted to buy some crayfish to satisfy the cravings of the women at home, but he thought that the little girl's high school entrance examination was about to take place, and it would be a bit of a loss if she had a bad stomach.

He thought about it, drove to buy about ten kilograms of Taihu shrimp, cleaned them and fried them, and added a lot of other ingredients to make a spicy hot pot that was slightly lighter than crayfish.

He deliberately used less chili peppers and did not use any ingredients that could easily upset the stomach.

However, the little girl's favorite ingredients such as thousand-page tofu, Cantonese sausage, fried sweet potato chips, and fried potato chips were all included.

After finishing these tasks, Li Yu opened the official live broadcast room of Hanfu Factory and saw Mu Guiying wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, pretentiously reviewing the memorial, and showing off her calligraphy with her hand.

What is "The man is affectionate and the concubine is interested, but when it comes to the bride price, there is no chance!"

What "Mountains have no edges, heaven and earth are harmonious, I love to eat steamed buns!"

And "You gave birth to me before you gave birth to me, but I gave birth to you and you are already old. I raised my leg and kicked you aside. The next one will be better!"

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very heated by this girl, and all kinds of Hanfu in the window were being sold quickly, with the transaction volume rising steadily.

Just as he was writing, Diao Chan, wearing a red female official uniform, walked into the picture and brought Mu Guiying a kang of steamed buns:

"It's just come out of the pan and it's still very hot. I specially added an extra egg. We should go back after eating."

"Okay, okay, I'll eat first."

Mu Guiying held the steamed buns in her hands and watched netizens’ comments while eating:

"Don't argue. We are not a gourmet live broadcast room. If you want to eat, come to the Fengming Valley Hanfu themed scenic spot. There are several stalls selling steamed buns at the entrance. They are all very delicious."

She happily interacted with netizens for a while. When she saw Diao Chan picking up the brush, she quickly pushed the live camera forward:

"You've got it, Fairy Little Chan can not only write, but also draw."

Diao Chan simply drew a traditional Chinese painting of butterflies flying among flowers, then changed a brush and wrote a poem of her own in willow script:

"The colorful butterflies are fluttering and the peony is red, and I sit alone on the railing and listen to the cicadas chirping; the most unforgettable thing is the first time we met, every bit of it is love!"

As soon as I finished writing, the live broadcast room was filled with excitement.

Many people clamored to buy this painting at a high price, but they were all rejected ruthlessly by Mu Guiying:

"If you want to buy something else, you can, but this painting won't work. We are going to frame it and hang it for home collection... If you like it, we can hold a calligraphy and painting session next time and draw you some of the three heroes Lu Bu, Zhishen Burial Flower, Xiao Heyue We will look forward to traditional Chinese paintings such as Han Xin and Daiyu pulling up the weeping willows upside down!"

Soon, the two people ended the live broadcast and returned to the B&B on their motorcycles.

As soon as she entered the door, the little girl held her painting and handed it to Li Yu with both hands:

"Please sir, please don't take it personally."

"How can I dislike it? This is a priceless treasure to me!"

Li Yu carefully put it away and planned to take the time to frame it and hang it in the bedroom.

Of course, Professor Zhou and Empress Mu also had to contribute a piece of calligraphy. Anyway, this matter was not difficult for them, especially Mu Guiying, who was almost ruined by her ancient poetry.

Soon, Zhou Ruotong got off work and everyone started to have dinner.

Li Yu served a bowl of rice to each of the people and solemnly announced:

"Starting from tomorrow, I will eat a lighter diet. I will wait until the exam is over before eating spicy red oil dishes to avoid gastrointestinal discomfort... Anyway, it is Zhejiang, Shanghai and Cantonese style. Xiaochan can just tell me what he wants to eat, even if I don't know how to cook it. , you can also ask Boss Lin for help.”

Diao Chan thought for a while and said:

"I want to eat pork offal porridge, can I make this?"

"No problem, it's easy."

Pig offal porridge generally uses fresh pig offal, such as pork liver, pig intestines, pig lungs, pork belly and other ingredients, added to the porridge, and is boiled slightly before being cooked. This is how delicious it is to eat.

Li Yu plans to go to the slaughterhouse tomorrow with Uncle Tian, ​​who sells pork in the village, to sell a set of fresh pig offal, preferably hot. The fresher the offal, the more delicious it will taste.

While eating, Zhou Ruotong said to Li Yu:

"This order is mainly for the factory to settle the bill. When it comes to delivery, Gu Ying will ask the factory to deliver the goods on a buy-one-get-one-free basis."

"OK!"

After the meal, Li Yu was worried about Gouzi and went upstairs to take a look. The guy was still sleeping soundly and showed no signs of waking up.

There are no world rules, so how can we enter the upgrade state?

I was still preparing to tell Gouzi the rules I had summarized over the past two days, but I didn’t expect that Gouzi didn’t give him this chance at all. Could it be that he couldn’t wait for the automatic update?

When the dog wakes up, we need to have a good communication!

Li Yu asked Mu Guiying and Diao Chan, who were playing games, to keep their voices down so as not to disturb the dog's sleep.

He didn't know when this guy would wake up, so Li Yu didn't prepare any food for it, but took Yuwen Chengdu's red beast for a walk.

When he came back, he saw Lu Bu holding a small bowl of rice and devouring the remaining spicy pot.

"Please bear with me, dear brother, and the surprise will come soon!"

surprise?

What surprise?

Li Yu pulled up a chair and sat down and asked curiously:

"Is there any news about Wenpin and Li Yan?"

"No, that's not what I'm talking about...Forget it, let's not mention this issue for now. Dear brother, if Sun Jian dies, can we occupy Jiangdong?"

Li Yu thought for a while and said:

"Can't we occupy it? We are separated by Jingzhou and Runan. We have to pacify the Central Plains first. Sun Jian doesn't have the jade seal this time. Yuan Shu shouldn't trick him again, right?"

Lu Bu took a big mouthful of rice and said:

"It's true that I don't have a jade seal, but he is my brother-in-law. With the character of the Skeleton King, can I spare him?"

Don't tell me, it's really possible.

Li Yu said after careful consideration:

"Everything is ahead of schedule now. Cao Cao has not massacred the city in Xuzhou, and Er Zhang has not defected to Jiangdong. If Sun Jian is really dead, there is a high probability that Yuan Shu or other princes will be advantaged."

Don't forget, Zhang Chao is still in Yangzhou now. The Guangling prefect who has rescued several princes but was eventually defeated by the Yi tribe. If he is ambitious, he will most likely take the opportunity to expand.

I just don’t know where Chen Gong is, maybe he is still trying to find a way to put eye drops on Cao Cao.

In the original work, this guy offered an olive branch to Lu Bu as soon as he saw him, and then ran around just to get Lu Bu to beat up Cao Cao, just like those ruthless women who would do anything to get revenge on their ex-boyfriends.

Lu Bu took a chopstick and stuffed the hairy belly covered in red oil into his mouth and said:

"The iron mine will be finished in a week at most. At that time, I will take Xu'er, Ji Ling, Zhang Zhongjing and others from Wuguan back to Guanzhong. By the way, I will see how to build the road. We need to expand Guanzhong and Nanyang. business dealings.”

"Okay... before I leave, I will purchase some electric-driven tractors for Wancheng. You can carry out a wave of autumn plowing to reduce pests and diseases."

"Thank you, dear brother!"

Lu Bu ate all the food, took away the Yidianwulun supplies, and hurried to the Three Kingdoms World, intending to take modern items and exchange them with Liu Biao for some food.

In troubled times, food is the top priority.

Even if Wancheng is not short of food now, it should be stocked up when necessary. After all, I have food in my hand, so I don't feel panic.

As for whether Liu Biao will cooperate, this is probably not a big problem.

If he really doesn't want to sell it, then let Pang De lead his army to rob it. Without Old Man Huang, none of the generals in Jingzhou would be a match for Pang Lingming.

After Lu Bu left, Mu Guiying was worried about leading Diao Chan into a game girl, so she also returned to Muke Village, intending to deal with some serious matters.

We are a wise and powerful Queen, and we must not lose our minds by playing with things!

Li Yu had nothing to do, so he went to the vault with Zhou Ruotong, counted the cultural relics inside, and then selected a few less conspicuous cultural relics as greeting gifts.

Most of the cultural relics in the vault are national treasures. If you take them as gifts rashly, you might be sent to the police station.

Therefore, we should try our best to choose less important ones, so as not to shock the elders of the Zhou family.

Even so, the gifts such as jewelry, porcelain plates, and lacquer boxes selected by Li Yu can still be rated as first-class cultural relics.

There are too many good things, and we are helpless!

"What does Dundun like? I have to prepare a gift for it."

After all, if you want to talk openly and honestly with someone, you have to build a good relationship first.

Zhou Ruotong tilted his head and thought for a while and said:

"It likes money, right? Or maybe it's a person with good fortune. The friends Dundun makes on his own initiative are all very rich. Xiaochan and I should be considered the poorest."

Is it?

Li Yu thought for a while, picked up a piece of gold cake, and planned to flatter him.

Anyway, Dundun can bring good luck. No matter how much money is given away, the little guy can earn it back with the blessing of wealth.

After preparing the gifts, the two left the vault and went upstairs to rest.

At the same time, Zhending Mansion.

Ma Lin "borrowed" Xu Hao's military talisman while he was recovering from his injuries. The garrison general Fan Xingping captured the city defense army without any bloodshed, and at the same time welcomed the cavalry troops led by Zhang Fei into the city.

As soon as they entered the city, it was announced that all city gates were locked and no one was allowed to go out.

Everyone divided their forces into multiple groups and began to arrest relevant personnel based on the intelligence at hand.

Governor Chen Jicai had just finished visiting his seriously injured nephew and was about to return home when he was "invited" by Yan Qing and his companions in a sedan chair to the Prefectural Shepherd's Mansion, where a magic array had been installed.

After becoming the housekeeper, Yan Qing obtained Fu Yin's secret account book in the shortest time, which recorded the money transactions between the ministers of the court, the aliens on the grassland, and the Cao family's various forces.

Seeing this shocking secret account book, both Liu Bei and Wen Huanzhang felt that the fall of the Song Dynasty was really unjust.

Half of the high-ranking officials received money from Chen Jicai's filial piety, so he could continue to work as the prefect, and the post of prefect could continue to be vacant.

In fact, as long as he waits until the end of the year, Chen Jicai's qualifications will be upgraded from prefect to prefect, and he will officially take over the military, political and other powers of Zhending Prefecture.

By that time, Fan Xingping, the garrison general, would have even less room for him.

It's a pity that the unexpectedly born Uncle Liu Huang didn't give Fu Yin this chance.

On the other side, the ruthless Shi Xiu led a group of cavalry and kicked open the door and rushed into the Cao family's mansion. He said to his younger brother Cao Xun:

"I'll give you fifteen minutes. It doesn't matter if you want to kill or fight. Just vent your anger well. Holding back your anger will easily rise. It's not good for your health and you won't live long."

"Thank you, brother!"

Cao Xun led several cavalrymen to seek revenge on the Cao family who had bullied him.

Xie Yingdeng, who came to watch the excitement, asked:

"Brother Shi, is this your health philosophy?"

Shi Xiu nodded:

"If you have a grudge, retaliate, if you have an injustice, redress it. As long as your anger goes smoothly, it's better than any other fitness program."

I am not afraid that the gangsters are literate, but I am afraid that the logic can be self-consistent... Xie Yingdeng once again felt the extraordinary charm of the Liangshan heroes.

Soon, bursts of screams and begging for mercy came from the Cao family's mansion. Just as Shi Xiu was about to go in and join in the fun, Qiao Daoqing walked out:

"The Cao family has three caravans, which are responsible for trading with the Grassland, Liao Kingdom, and Jin Kingdom. There was also Xixia before, but they were taken away by the Cao family in the capital, and the two sides became enemies."

But the family ended up like this... Shi Xiu originally wanted to say that he was a strange family, but when he thought about what happened to Cao Xun, he no longer felt strange.

Forget it if they don't raise children, they don't even give them a surname. Now, the devil they created has come to kill them. If a few people don't die today, Cao Xun will never give up.

Xie Yingdeng asked Qiao Daoqing:

"What role does the housekeeper of the Cao Mansion play?"

"Responsible for supervising Chen Jicai, collecting intelligence from the whole city, and when the world is in chaos, he will occupy Zhending Mansion and stand on his own feet."

The family that followed Zhao Kuangyin and had the merit of following the dragon, now became the vanguard of the anti-Song Dynasty. Even before chaos broke out, they were already ready to take their place.

A dynasty that does not succeed in winning the country is indeed unpopular!

Xie Yingden also wanted to ask other things, but felt that these were no longer important.

By occupying Zhending Mansion, our own forces will have a real territory. As long as they can gain two years of development, they can lead their army to sweep the world.

Upstairs in Fengming Academy, Lehe sat in front of the relay stage, listening carefully to the reports from various soldiers and horses:

"The head of the Wang family and his son-in-law Wanyanmu have been arrested!"

"The Sun family who secretly went to the grassland to sell salt and iron were all arrested!"

"The boss behind Nuanxiang Tower, Yelu Heishi, who resisted stubbornly, has been shot and killed, and all his accomplices have been captured!"

"The imperial spies in Zhending Mansion have been eradicated!"

"..."

The information compiled one by one gave Lehe the joy of catching fish one after another:

"After making a nest for so long, it's finally time to close the net. Sure enough, the heavier the nest, the more fish will be caught..."

Yang Lin, who was helping on the side, said:

"You look so professional. Let me buy some carbon rods later and let's compare them. What do you think?"

Lehe stretched out:

"With all the time I have, I might as well go to Nuanxiang Tower to talk to those young ladies... If Ma Lin and I hadn't used a beauty trick at the critical moment, we really wouldn't have been able to find out that the boss behind Nuanxiang Tower was actually a Liao spy. ...I heard that you also used the beauty trick in the weapons workshop? "

Yang Lin: "..."

If you do this again, I will fall out with you!

I thought I was being teased over and over again by Le and Ma Lin. Next time I have a similar mission, I must be careful to avoid being taken advantage of again.

While the two were chatting, at Fu Yin's house, Yan Qing and a group of governors and government servants who had been instigated to rebel were busy arresting Fu Yin's remnants when they suddenly heard the sound of banging and beating coming from the Buddhist hall.

He walked over and heard Fu Yin's mother cursing loudly:

"I have been eating fast and chanting Buddha's name all day long, why did I let our family suffer this bad luck? What kind of bullshit Buddha is it? It's not effective at all. Today I will tear down your golden body..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, passed through the roof, and chopped the old lady in the room into charcoal.

Yan Qing quickly clasped her hands together and recited Namo Amitabha obediently.

Oh my god, I was worried about how to arrange this old lady just now, but I didn’t expect that she would get on the pole and commit suicide. It was a kind act.

When the others saw the Buddha appearing, they quickly knelt down and worshiped the Buddha. The guards who had originally planned to resist stubbornly also quickly put down their weapons and surrendered at the speed of light.

On the street, people came out of their homes one by one and gathered at the martial arts field in the city. Lu Zhishen led a group of monks and soldiers to maintain order.

Large speakers have been set up on both sides of the martial arts arena to ensure that everyone present can hear the sound clearly.

Today is the day when the public trial is held. There is curiosity and excitement on the faces of the people.

On the first floor of Fengming Academy, Liu Bei put on a white Hanfu tailored by the Hanfu Factory, looked in the mirror, straightened his clothes, and took out the speech prepared by Wen Huanzhang from his arms.

"The military advisor prepared so carefully, it gave me the illusion of returning to a new land."

Wen Huanzhang smiled and waved the feather fan in his hand:

"I can't compare with Zhuge Cheng... We have been planning for so long, and finally we have waited for this day. Let's go and give the people of Zhending Mansion a chance to start a new life!"

"Military counselor please!"

"Uncle, please!"

The two walked out of the room side by side and passed through the door.

Outside the door, Yue Fei, a young general in silver helmet and silver armor, led a group of cavalry, and Shi Jin guarded Uncle Liu on the left and right as he headed to the martial arts field.

The Zhending Mansion public trial is about to begin.

Li Yu was sitting under the statue in the scenic spot, watching his old mother's live broadcast. The picture in his mind suddenly split into two, and Mu Guiying appeared in the picture.

This girl held up a little fat boy about three years old with both hands and looked left and right:

"Why don't you look black at all? There's no crescent moon on your forehead... Little Fatty, are you really Bao Zheng? Isn't it because you have the same name?"

The little fat boy looked confused when he was asked, then curled his lips and started crying.

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

what's the situation?

Did this girl really abduct Xiao Bao Zheng and take him to Muke Village to become a bandit?

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