Chapter 227 It’s All a Ghost Scene

"Evil spirit?"

Taoist priest Four Eyes sniffed and glanced around, but he didn't see anything, so he said, "Senior brother, could it be that you are too nervous?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a white shadow flashed across the forest ahead.

Immediately afterwards, two white silk ribbons flew out from the dark forest, then wrapped around the neck of the zombie at the back, pulling him into the forest.

"Stealing the body too?" Upon seeing this, Taoist Master Four Eyes immediately chased him into the forest.

Lin Ge raised his hand and threw a burning talisman towards the forest. The yellow talisman ignited with a "chi" sound, instantly illuminating the dark forest.

I saw a woman in white standing on a big tree branch that needed to be surrounded by three people. She waved her hands and controlled Bai Ling to pull the body up.

Upon seeing this, Taoist Master Four Eyes stepped forward, jumped up, grabbed the zombie's legs and pulled hard, pulling the corpse back directly.

"If you dare to steal my body, I will beat you until you become an idiot!" Taoist priest Simu rolled up his sleeves and pointed at the woman in white on the branch of the tree and cursed.

Seeing that the body was snatched away by Taoist Priest Four Eyes, the woman in white flew directly towards Taoist Priest Four Eyes and pinched his neck with both hands.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes fell to the ground to avoid the attack of the woman in white, and then jumped up, pulled out the bronze sword on his back, and slashed at the woman in white.

The woman in white only managed two attacks, and the situation turned instantly one-sided. She was chased and slashed by the four-eyed Taoist Priest. Taoist Priest Four Eyes chopped and kicked him in the face, showing no sign of mercy.

Lin Ge wanted to help at first, but when he saw that the woman in white was too weak and was chased and chopped by Taoist Priest Four, he simply took out a bag of melon seeds and started eating them.

Seeing that she was no match for Taoist Priest Four Eyes, the woman in white jumped into the air. Taoist Priest Four Eyes thought she was going to escape, but in the end she only heard the "swish, swish, swish" sound of her clothes being torn, and her fairy-like white clothes automatically After disintegration, the parts that should be exposed and shouldn't be exposed are exposed one after another.

The woman in white fell from the air, revealing her big white legs, lying on the ground in an enchanting pose.

"Wow, you want to seduce me, but you can't look at me!" Taoist Priest Four Eyes said, looking away.

I saw the woman in white raising her hand seductively, blowing a kiss to Taoist Priest Four Eyes, and then a large bubble flew towards Taoist Priest Four Eyes.

"Wow, it smells so good."

Lin Ge squatted aside while chewing melon seeds and looked at the woman in white: "Auntie, who are you? Baby Chu Chu? If all vixens are of your quality, then they shouldn't be in business."

"Senior brother, she kissed me. It made my heart skip a beat." Taoist Priest Four Eyes covered his mouth and looked in the direction of the vixen, pretending to be surprised.

Lin Ge chewed melon seeds and raised his eyebrows: "What about fun?"

"Let's have fun." Taoist priest Simu covered his thumping heart and nodded seriously, then looked at the woman in white who kept blowing kisses to him.

"Come here." The woman in white raised her fingers towards Taoist Priest Simu.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes suddenly felt an invisible force pulling him towards the woman in white. Then, the woman in white raised her finger to Lin Ge and said, "Sir, you are coming too."

Lin Ge waved his hand and said in a leisurely tone: "I won't come. I'm afraid that as soon as I come, you will be strangled to death by a pair of hands."

Woman in white:?

Although the woman in white didn't understand what Lin Ge meant, she had to deal with the two stinky Taoist priests in front of her first, and then slowly deal with the remaining one.

There is one good-looking one left, take it back and play with the sisters.

The woman in white used magic to hook Taoist Four Eyes, then hugged Taoist Four Eyes and held his head with both hands.

Taoist priest Simu lowered his head and said vaguely: "Wow, it smells so good and warm."

"That's right..." The woman in white raised her hand delicately and held the head of Taoist Priest Simu, wanting to absorb the yang energy.

However, Taoist Master Four Eyes suddenly looked up and saw that he was wearing a pair of copper-money lens glasses. Two golden lights shot out from the glasses, directly blinding the eyes of the woman in white.

"ah--"

The woman in white screamed and pushed Taoist Simu away, trying to escape into the woods.

As soon as she stood up, her face, hands, and legs were all covered with thick brown hair, which was directly knocked out of her original shape by the four-eyed Taoist priest.

"I see you're not bad looking. I'm teasing you, but you take it seriously." After saying that, Taoist Priest Four Eyes directly inserted his sword into the vest of the woman in white, killing her.

After the woman in white died, she turned into a brown fox over one meter long.

"Wow, she turns out to be a vixen. No wonder she smells like a fox. I should have known better." Taoist Priest Four Eyes put away his bronze sword and walked towards Lin Ge: "Brother, you shouldn't have noticed that she is a vixen." Alright?"

"It's not too early, just a little earlier than you." Lin Ge said.

Taoist Master Four Eyes said: "Then don't you remind me that vixens are the best at deceiving people. If I fall for the Tao, wouldn't it mean that I will be deprived of my Taoism?"

Lin Ge stood up and looked at the forest in the distance: "This kind of stuff can distract you, so it doesn't hurt to go back and rebuild it again."

"It makes sense. But I don't know why, when you say this, I always want to beat you up." Taoist Master Four Eyes said seriously.

Lin Ge:......

"I forgot to tell you that there should be more than one vixen here. I smelled a lot of smells. But if you kill one, the others may not dare to come out." Lin Ge felt that it would be dangerous to continue this topic. Maybe it really stimulated the master's memory and gave him a beating, so it would be better to change the subject quickly.

"What's going on? In today's world, all kinds of monsters and monsters are running around. It's normal to meet a few eyeless monsters in the woods late at night." Taoist Priest Four Eyes said while grabbing the vixen who was almost caught. Move zombies back to the team.

"Senior brother, don't you want to learn the art of exorcising corpses? Do you want to try it?" Taoist Priest Simu looked at Lin Ge and asked.

The aura of the fox demons in the forest became weaker. Apparently when those vixens saw their companions being easily killed by Taoist Four Eyes, they gave up the idea of ​​attacking and ran away.

Lin Ge withdrew his gaze and walked towards Taoist Simu: "Then I'll ask you to give me some advice."

"Our brothers, there's no point in giving guidance or not. Come on, come on, I say, just do it." Taoist Priest Simu had been chasing corpses for a day, and he had long wanted to fish.

Lin Ge happened to want to learn the art of exorcising corpses, so he took this opportunity to try it.

"Yin people go on the road, and yang people stay away." Taoist Priest Simu sprinkled out a handful of money papers, and then stuffed the copper bell in his hand into Lin Singer: "Brother, it's your turn."

Lin Ge held a bell in one hand and kneaded the secrets with the other. According to the method taught by Taoist Master Simu, he shook the bell and directed a row of zombies to jump forward.

However, this zombie exorcism technique looks easy, but it is very troublesome to use. First, you need to guide the zombies through the copper bell, and secondly, you need to use spiritual energy to control each zombie to jump.

Lin Ge had previously seen how easy it was for Taoist Priest Four Eyes to drive away corpses, but it was him who got in. The zombies dispersed in just a few jumps and jumped in all directions.

Every time Lin Ge felt depressed, Taoist Priest Simu was in a good mood. It was not until dawn that Lin Ge, with the help of Taoist Master Simu, finally successfully drove the ten zombies to their destination.

The four-eyed Taoist priest pointed to the two houses in the distance and said, "The one on the left is my home. No one lives in this area for dozens of miles, and one person covers a mountain. It's clean."

"Let's go in." After Simu Taoist Master assisted Lin Ge to drive the zombies into the courtyard, he saw that the door was closed, and he stepped forward strangely: "Didn't you ask Jiale to leave the door open? Why is the door still locked? Is it possible that the door is locked? out?"

Taoist Priest Simu knocked on the door, but there was no response. He stretched out his hand to break through the white paper on the door, opened the door and saw a man wearing a white shirt and shorts, lying on a chair and sleeping soundly.

Seeing this, Taoist Master Four Eyes gritted his teeth and said, "I asked you to stay at the door while you slept soundly here."

After saying that, he quietly closed the door, picked up a dozen pieces of wood cut into one-foot lengths in the corner, and returned them to the zombies. One of the zombies gave them one.

"What are you planning to do?" Lin Ge obviously knew what was going to happen next, but in order to watch a famous scene, he asked knowingly.

Taoist Priest Simu said coldly: "This little bastard locked me outside so that I could sleep comfortably inside. I must teach him a lesson."

"Oh, then be careful not to get tricked by yourself." Lin Ge reminded kindly.

The four-eyed Taoist priest said: "I am so wise and powerful, how can I be tricked?"

After saying that, Taoist Priest Four Eyes lit three sticks of incense, picked up the magic formula, and danced in front of the zombies: "The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, the walking corpse has spirit, the walking corpse has sex, forget the ringtone, just listen to 'Hey' Hit him, hit him if he says 'ya', 'oh' is the command!"

Lin Ge learned the art of exorcism and knew that it was through Maoshan art to make the zombies remember passwords, which was similar to the whistle used in dog training.

The reason why zombies could be controlled through copper bells before was that this method allowed zombies to remember the "copper bell sound" as a secret code.

"Listen to my order!" Taoist Master Four Eyes made a gesture, and all the zombies holding wooden sticks raised their hands.

Seeing this, Taoist Priest Four Eyes ran to the water tank on the side, picked up a log lid and a ceramic basin, fastened the basin on the lid, then put it on his head and ran back.

"Try the power first."

"oops!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes shouted softly, and ten zombies immediately threw the wooden pipes in their hands at him, smashing the ceramic basin he held above his head to pieces.

However, Taoist Priest Four was still happy, but Lin Ge had already seen in the direction of the main house, a figure flashed through the crack in the door paper that Taoist Four Eyes had punctured.

Obviously, the "conspiracy" of Taoist Master Four Eyes has been discovered by Jiale.

Taoist priest Simu drove the zombies into the main room, but saw Jiale still lying on the couch. He immediately sneered and asked the zombies to form a circle, and then hit Jiale with a stick.

Jiale was so painful that he was sweating profusely, but he covered his mouth tightly and didn't make a sound.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes was stunned. He didn't expect that after hitting him so hard, Jiale didn't react at all. He immediately raised his stick and prepared to hit again. At the same time, he said: "Oh, I hit you with such a strong force and you didn't even scream. Look at me." I’ll beat you until you scream!”

However, he didn't notice that when he said the word "Oops", the zombies around him had turned to face him. As soon as he raised his stick, the zombies' sticks came down like raindrops.

Bang bang bang!

"oops!"

Bang bang bang!

"oops!"

"oops!"

The more miserable the four-eyed Taoist priest screamed, the more intense the zombies beat him. Lin Ge stood at the door and watched, feeling suddenly as happy as when he was driving away corpses last night and being laughed at by Taoist Priest Four.

Eat.

Eat.

Lin Ge was chewing melon seeds and couldn't help but say: "Sure enough, the movie is only as exciting as watching it live."

Jiale couldn't bear to see his master being beaten by zombies, so he rushed forward and covered Taoist Priest Four's mouth: "Master, don't say those two words again, or these zombies will beat you to death. "

After the four-eyed Taoist priest didn't say "Oh," the zombies stopped moving.

"What are those two words?" Taoist Priest Simu asked as he pushed Jiale's hand away.

Jiale obviously didn't realize that Taoist Master Simu was setting him up, so he subconsciously said, "Oh, it's that 'a' that can't be said!"

"Can't you say that?" Taoist priest Simu suddenly reached out his hand and stabbed Jiale's heart with his fingertips. The pain made Jiale yell "Ouch" and jump up.

"oops!"

Jiale was beaten up by ten zombies, so he quickly covered his mouth, then ran to the door, saying "Ouch", and led the zombies into the morgue.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes rubbed his head and stood up: "You are smart."

From the side, a faint word floated: "Look, what I said, I reminded you not to trick yourself."

He looked at Lin Ge and said, "What's the trick? I've been practicing martial arts since I was a child, but this little wooden stick can hit me and hurt me? You're kidding."

Taoist Priest Simu walked towards the door with his head held high, as if the bruises on his body were okay. However, as soon as he passed Lin Ge on his back, his whole face suddenly wrinkled in pain.

"Senior brother... let's go, I'll introduce Jiale to you." Taoist priest Simu gasped in pain, but still maintained a normal tone.

On the other side, after Jiale introduced the zombies into the morgue, he pinched the spell, picked up the copper bell on the square table in the middle, covered the yellow talisman on the side, covered a yellow talisman, and placed it on the candlelight on the side. Lit: "When the word comes, forget the 'oops,' the bell rings!"

After the spell was cast, there was only a sound of "clang", all the sticks in the zombie's hands fell to the ground, and the zombie stood still.

Jiale glanced at the zombies and shook his head angrily. He walked over and picked up the zombies, carried them to the corner and put them down. He also complained: "Oh, my master likes to do this kind of thing. I want to Beat me to death for being fair and aboveboard, why bother being so sneaky. Fortunately I peeked, otherwise I would have been beaten black and blue by you big brothers."

However, Jiale kept his head down while moving the zombies and didn't notice Taoist Priest Simu and Lin Ge entering the house. Taoist Priest Simu walked up to a zombie with a cold face, and Jiale moved him up without even looking.

"Damn, why is it so heavy? I don't know if Master will be this heavy when he dies in the future. No, Master was so mean. He must have been so sick that he died as thin as a stick."

As soon as Jiale put down the "corpse", his eyes looked into each other's eyes. He was so shocked that he couldn't speak. He begged for mercy with a grimace: "Master..."

Taoist Priest Simu raised his hand, stretched out Jiale's face with both hands, twisted it in a circle, and said through gritted teeth: "You are so good, Master loves you to death!"

Taoist Priest Simu grabbed Jiale's ears and pulled him to Lin Ge: "Call me uncle."

"Master... uncle? So young?" Jiale said in surprise.

Taoist Priest Simu slapped Jiale on the forehead and said angrily: "There is no precedence in learning, the master comes first, haven't you heard? Why don't you scream?"

"Uncle." Jiale called out respectfully.

Lin Ge pretended to take something out of his travel bag, but in fact he took out a set of equipment such as a bronze sword and a Bagua mirror from the [Inventory] and gave it to Jiale as a meeting gift.

Lin Ge had several apprentice nephews, but Jiale received the most greeting gifts, because strictly speaking, Jiale might be Chen You if he passed on.

Of course, this is just a guess, but it's rare to meet an apprentice who can see it, so it doesn't hurt to give more as a meeting gift. After all, this thing is not valuable.

Lin Ge remembered the two big boxes of enchanted equipment that Ah Chu and Xiao Hai had brought out, and thought that Taoist Master Simu was so stingy, he couldn't let Jialeza himself do it, right?

As expected, Jiale's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw the large amount of equipment sent by Lin Ge, and he asked in surprise: "Uncle, are these all for me?"

"Of course." Lin Ge replied with a smile.

Jiale was just about to take over, but Taoist Priest Simu slapped his hand: "Brother, why are you giving so many things to a child? It's a waste of money, take it back quickly."

Seeing Jiale's pitiful look, Lin Ge stuffed something into his arms: "Yesterday you taught me the art of exorcising corpses step by step, and you said it would cost you nothing."

Taoist Priest Simu couldn't refuse Lin Ge's kindness. He slapped Jiale on the back of the head and reprimanded: "Thank you properly, uncle."

"Thank you, uncle." Although Jiale was being beaten, his face was smiling.

After coming out of the morgue, Jiale went to fiddle with the equipment, while Taoist Priest Simu took Lin Ge to the room with the portrait of the ancestor, and picked up a fist-sized copper bell from the altar table.

"Senior brother, this is the soul-suppressing bell. You can use it to ward off evil spirits and dispel the evil spirit from the body of Old Master Ren. However, we don't know whether it can break the curse."

Lin Ge took the copper bell and looked through it, and found that the copper bell gave him the same feeling as his Five Elements Bagua Disk, and they were both A-level spiritual weapons.

Lin Ge and Taoist Master Simu were chatting about the soul-suppressing bell in the room, but they heard Jiale shouting outside: "Master, Master Yixiu is here to see you."

Then, Jiale ran in from outside the house.

"What are you shouting for?" Taoist priest Simu glared at him angrily.

Jiale smiled awkwardly and said: "Master, Master Yixiu and his disciple Qingqing came back a few days ago. They have always wanted to visit you, but you are not at home. Now that I heard you are back, I came to see you."

"Look at me? What the hell, I think he is looking at how long it will take for me to die." Taoist Master Four Eyes and Master Yixiu are old enemies, and they became very angry when they heard this name.

"Tell him I'm not here." Taoist Priest Simu snorted coldly.

Jiale:......

"Who's not at home?" At this time, a slightly teasing voice came from the door.

Lin Ge followed the voice and looked over, only to see Yan Chixia, who had changed into a monk's clothes and shaved off her beard, and a cute-looking girl with an unripe peach walking into the room.

Taoist Priest Simu whispered in Lin Ge's ear: "This smelly monk is so annoying that he obviously doesn't want to see him, but he keeps trying to get close to him."

"What are you doing?" Taoist Priest Simu walked up to the monk and asked in an aggressive tone.

Master Yixiu didn't care. He smiled and introduced to the girl on the side: "Qingqing, this is Taoist Priest Four Eyes. Come on, meet the Taoist Priest."

"Taoist Master."

"Um."

Qingqing looked at Taoist Priest Four Eyes and asked Master Yixiu: "Master, is he the Taoist Priest Four Eyes you often mentioned to me?"

"Yes." Master Yixiu nodded.

Taoist Priest Simu raised his eyebrows and asked, "What bad things are you saying about me again?"

Master Yixiu made a gesture towards Qingqing, and Qingqing understood immediately and stepped forward and said: "Master said that you are kind-hearted and upright. You kill demons and demons throughout your life. You would rather kill the wrong than let go. You are very considerate to your disciples. Even if you do something wrong, He neither hits nor scolds me, I only say 'I love you so much'."

Lin Ge: ...I would rather kill the wrong person than let him go. Is this considered a compliment?

Taoist Priest Four Eyes snorted disdainfully and said, "You are more likable than your master. Stinky monk, this is my senior brother, Lin Ge."

Master Yixiu immediately put his hands together and saluted Lin Ge: "Taoist Master Lin."

"Master Yixiu." Lin Ge returned the gift with the Dao Seal.

Seeing that Lin Ge was giving Master Yixiu a good look, Taoist Priest Simu squinted at Master Yixiu and pursed his lips at the tea table beside him: "Sit down, drink tea. Senior brother, please sit down."

After Lin Ge and Master Yixiu sat down, Taoist Priest Simu first poured a cup of tea for Lin Ge, and then poured a cup for Master Yixiu with a look of disgust: "Drink tea."

Lin Ge saw that the two of them were at war with each other and their eyes seemed to be spitting out fire to burn each other to death. He quickly picked up the tea cup and moved his chair away from the tea table.

When Jiale saw this, he quickly hid far away, leaving Qingqing standing there with a puzzled look on his face.

As soon as Master Ikkyu reached out to serve the tea, Taoist Master Four Eyes picked up the tea cup and pressed it on his wrist, saying in a cold voice: "I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you went to the Western Paradise."

Master Yixiu tried his best to raise his hand, and the two of them competed with each other: "I have been there, but they asked me to take you with them. Can you go?"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes pressed Master Yixiu's hand with all his strength, even his face turned red, and he said word by word: "Go, you, sir."

"My uncle has gone and is waiting for you now." Master Yixiu also blushed, which showed how hard the two of them used their hands.

Suddenly, they both let go at the same time, and one of the two teacups flew to the left and the other to the right.

Lin Ge on the left was drinking tea calmly. The black umbrella flew to him and opened it with a swish, blocking out the teacup and water.

Qingqing on the other side was not so lucky. Not only was she hit directly on the forehead by the tea cup, but she was also splashed with water and jumped to the side screaming.

Taoist Master Four Eyes and Master Ikkyu had no teacups in their hands. One of them pushed one side of the tea table, as if trying to push the other away. The two of them pushed the table and lifted it off the ground, still struggling.

Jiale was afraid that the two of them would fight, so he hurriedly sneaked behind Lin Ge: "Uncle, don't you think of a way to stop them?"

Lin Ge drank tea comfortably: "This is so interesting, what a scene. By the way, are they usually so boring? Fighting all day long?"

Jiale: ...Good guy, this uncle is also someone who enjoys watching the excitement and doesn’t take it too seriously.

"Absolutely. Once they start fighting, I will have a hard time. Master, please think of a way, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with it in a while." Jiale said with a bitter face.

There was a loud "clang" sound, and the table was broken directly by the power of Master Yixiu and Taoist Master Shimu, and it was broken into several pieces.

"You pay for my table." Taoist Priest Simu said angrily.

"You targeted me first. Since I can't afford to play with you, I won't play with you anymore." Master Yixiu said, called Qingqing, and left.

The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at the two people leaving, snorted coldly, and said to Lin Ge: "This monk chants sutras every day before dawn, which makes people very annoying."

Jiale said from the side: "You have been arguing for decades, how can you compare..."

"Huh?" Taoist Priest Simu raised his eyebrows and looked at Jiale with an unkind look. Jiale quickly shut up and carefully retreated behind Lin Ge.

Taoist Priest Simu saw that it was getting late, so he said to Lin Ge: "Brother, it's getting late, and it doesn't take more than one night to deliver the soul-suppressing bell. How about we rest here for one night and set off early tomorrow morning?" "

"That's fine."