Chapter 186 From Horror to Comedy, All It Takes Is a Sledgehammer
At the door of the room, Kayako was crawling on the ground like a deformed creature, her limbs twisted, her head tilted, her hair disheveled, and her terrifying eyes could be faintly seen in her hair.
She has this unique look because of the handiwork of her husband, Takeo Saeki.
If all the Japanese versions of "The Grudge" movies are connected together, the new house that Takeo Saeki and Kayako moved into after getting married was actually a "haunted house" before they moved in.
The first murder case was that an eight-year-old child named "Yamaga Toshio" was tied up and thrown into a closet by his parents and tortured. When the police found him, he had starved to death in the closet. His death was extremely miserable.
Because Junxiong's resentment was too strong, the house gathered the initial "curse".
After that, the housing agency continued to rent out the house, causing more and more people to be killed, and the "grudge" became more and more powerful.
When the newlyweds Takeo Saeki and Kayako moved in, there was already a lot of resentment.
Due to her withdrawn personality, Kayako became a full-time housewife after getting married, waiting at home every day for her husband Takeo Saeki to return.
However, Takeo Saeki was busy at work, had a lot of social activities, and had a strong desire to control, so he locked Kayako at home. Although the lonely Kayako kept a black cat to accompany him, he still wanted someone to accompany him.
Kayako's desire to have a child to accompany him became more and more intense, and later it became an obsession, and he wrote this obsession in his diary.
In her opinion, being childless was a punishment from the gods.
Gradually, she felt that this was all the fault of her husband, Takeo Saeki, so she wrote all these thoughts in her diary, from complaints at the beginning to "children, children, children, children, children".
The god obviously didn't hear Kayako's cry, but the cursed "Yamaga Toshio" heard it. While Kayako was sleeping, he got into her belly and "reincarnated" as her child.
It turns out that Kayako has a child and Yamaga Toshio has parents, and the new parents dote on him to the point of doting on him, so it should be a happy ending.
However, the "curse" in the house was too strong. Toshio Yamaga remembered that he was abused by his father in his previous life, so he showed his disgust towards Toshio Saeki from the age of three.
Takeo Saeki also gradually discovered that Toshio was becoming less and less like himself. After finding Kayako's diary, he thought he had been cheated, so he cruelly broke Kayako's neck, broke her limbs, and stuffed her into a cabinet. .
This is why every time Kayako appears, his body and limbs are twisted and broken, which also contributes to the most classic stair climbing scene in the history of horror films.
It's just that this is not the first time that Lin Ge and Chen Qing have seen Kayako appear as a deformed species. The first time they saw it, they felt scary, but the second time the feeling was much lighter... Even Chen Qing now dares to tell the truth Looking at coconut milk, you can see how scary the word "habit" is!
Seeing Gay Coconut, Lin Ge waved to her as if seeing an old friend: "It's better to come early than to come by chance. We are about to read your private diary. Are you interested? Are you interested in reading it together?"
Chen Qing:? ? ?
! ! !
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Brother, I can tell you for sure now that you really can’t practice that “spiritual cultivation method”. If you don’t believe it, you can go to a mental hospital now without even registering!
When Chen Qing and Lin Ge were not familiar with each other before, they just thought that being an expert meant that they had some "quirks". No wonder they were not experts. This was something everyone knew.
But now it seems that this is not a "quirk", this guy has gone crazy in practicing martial arts!
Although Lin Ge didn't think there was anything wrong with his actions, he just wanted to have fun and not make fun of his own life. When he appeared, he had already observed Kayako through his clairvoyance and spiritual detection, and confirmed that Kayako was currently It is indeed stronger than before, but not to the point where it cannot be dealt with.
If Kayako dies, he will become stronger again. Compared with killing the opponent now, Lin Ge is more concerned about whether there is a way to "trap" or "hold" Kayako.
belch.
belch.
belch.
Kayako made that terrifying bubble sound and slowly crawled towards Lin Ge.
Even though Chen Qing was used to seeing such a deformed creature lying down, she still felt frightened and retreated behind Lin Ge unconsciously.
"Brother, brother. She's here."
"I'm not blind."
"Then do it quickly."
"What if someone else comes to read the diary together?"
Chen Qing: ...impossible, absolutely impossible!
Suddenly, Kayako suddenly accelerated and rushed towards Lin Ge, but Lin Ge seemed to have expected it. He turned slightly to one side, grabbed the bed sheet with both hands and pulled.
With a "whoosh", the sheets were pulled up and flew up, directly covering Kayaba.
Only then did Chen Qing notice that Lin Ge thoughtfully laid a quilt on the bed when she was sleeping last night. It was not to prevent her from being cold, but an "exorcism quilt"!
The side covered by the sheet was actually a yellow cloth with Bagua painted on it, and talismans were written around the Bagua in black characters.
However, Chen Qing didn't know that the black words were not ordinary, but Lin Ge's specially made exorcism ink by combining cinnabar, black dog blood, and rooster blood.
Chao Jia put a coconut cover on his head, and the evil-dispelling cloth suddenly shone with golden light!
The screams and howls of coconut palms came from under the quilt, which was horrifying.
Lin Ge took out a soul-sealing talisman and pressed it against the golden sheet, and at the same time used Ma's soul-sealing technique. However, the double soul-sealing talisman still failed to seal Kayako into the talisman. Instead, there was a soft "chi" sound. The soul-sealing talisman was counterattacked by Gaoyao's "curse" and burned directly to ashes.
Lin Ge sighed in his heart. It seemed that trying to seal Gaoyao was too simple.
Lin Ge was not too surprised by Kayako's "power".
But there was a very critical issue that he couldn't figure out at this time. When he first met Kayako and Saeki Toshio, and later saw Saeki's resentment at Kobayashi's house, he had observed these three through his double-pupil heavenly eyes. He is the "protagonist" of "The Grudge", but he has not discovered the existence of the "origin".
Although "The Grudge" is a "unit drama" from the perspective of each deceased person, it is somewhat unreasonable to say that Kayako is not the protagonist.
"Wait, could it be that..." An idea flashed through Lin Ge's mind, so he immediately wiped his eyes with his hand, opened his eyes, and looked at the diary in his hand.
A faint white light lit up in the center of the diary.
"Good guy, the half-day diary is the main body, and the coconut milk is a bonus, right? However, this source is too little..." When Lin Ge saw the source appearing in the diary, he even thought about "Midnight" "The Ring", is the origin on the videotape?
At this time, with a soft "chi la" sound, Kayako tore the exorcism cloth, got out of it, twisted his head, and made the terrifying sound of "burp, burp, burp".
"I hate it when someone makes trouble when I'm thinking about something." Lin Ge snorted coldly, raised his hand, and a giant hammer appeared in his hand.
Then, he took out a Heavenly Master Suppression Talisman and stuck it against the giant hammer!
However, just when Lin Ge was about to swing the hammer, Kayako stiffened, as if remembering a bad memory, and then...
She quit!
Kayako made a "swish" sound and crawled backwards back to the door.
Lin Ge:?
Chen Qing:!
"It's boring to walk by yourself. Come on, stick your head over here, and I'll take you out like last time." Lin Ge walked toward the door with a giant hammer.
Jia Ye continued to retreat, while Lin Ge pursued fiercely with a hammer.
"Brother, brother, wait for me, wait for me!"
Even though Lin Ge left the little girl with Chen Qing, without Lin Ge, Chen Qing would not dare to stay alone in the house, so she hurriedly chased her out.
Then she saw a scene that shattered her outlook on life. Lin Singer was holding a big hammer and chasing Spider Jingga Coconut all over the corridor to hammer hard.
"It's just a buff, I promise it won't hurt!" Lin Ge swung the hammer and hit it hard. He felt that this skill was so useful that he followed it with him as if he had an arsenal of weapons.
The disadvantage is that it consumes some mana, but this is not a problem. Anyway, it is not cost-effective to use his reincarnation points to strengthen it. Buying recovery medicine is the most suitable choice.
A few "jelly beans" can solve the problem of mana consumption. If that doesn't work, just use a handful of jelly beans!
Moreover, as the "True Scripture" and the "Spiritual Cultivation Method" complement each other, Lin Ge's spiritual power is growing faster and faster, and the problem of mana consumption will be solved sooner or later.
Chen Qing looked at Lin Ge who was chasing after Gay Coconut and hammering hard, and for a moment she didn't know how to describe her mood at this time.
elder brother.
That's coconut milk!
The heroine of "The Grudge", the number of people who died due to her "Grudge" is not even a thousand but also eight hundred. Are you doing this to her to lose face?
Is "The Grudge" shameless?
One of the top names in Sakura Country has been hammered by you like this. How do you want other countries to view the supernatural circle in Sakura Country? Will they still scare people in the future?
Boom!
As the last hammer fell, Lin Ge successfully added the "headshot buff" to Kayako with the dual blessing of the Celestial Master's evil-suppressing talisman giant hammer and the exorcism seal.
After Kayako disappeared, Lin Singer's giant hammer also disappeared. The sound of him banging the giant hammer back and forth in the corridor attracted many customers to watch.
However, they could only see Lin Ge and Jumai, but not Kayako. They thought they were crazy and hid in their rooms one after another. Some guests even called the police.
However, everyone knows how efficient the Sakura police are. By the time Lin Ge and Chen Qing packed up and left the hotel, they hadn't even dispatched the police yet.
Lin Ge and Chen Qing came to a cafe with a nice environment, ate breakfast, took out Kayo Ye's diary and began to study it.
Kayako has been in the habit of keeping a diary since she was very young, recording her parents' neglect of her, being excluded at school, and her lonely life.
Until Kayako transferred from Yokohama Seiki Women's Academy and met Xiaolin. For Xiaolin's sake, she worked hard to get into the same university as him.
All good expectations are shown in the "diary".
However, Xiaolin never looked back at the people behind him who had been pursuing him, and he didn't even know Kayako's feelings for him. In addition, after meeting his true love, he paid even less attention to Kayako.
From then on, Kayako became more and more sick.
"I saw Xiao Lin today. I was so nervous and my heart was beating so fast. My mind was filled with thoughts of Xiao Lin and I couldn't take my eyes away from him."
"I saw Xiao Lin today. He was standing by the playground reading a book. I was very curious about what he was reading. I really want to take a closer look."
"I saw Xiaolin today..."
"Xiao Lin didn't come to school today. Is he sick? I was so worried about him, so I decided to go to his home to have a look after school."
"I arrived at Xiao Lin's house, but I didn't dare to go in. I secretly climbed up the tree, stood among the treetops and saw the sick Xiao Lin through the window."
"I saw Xiaolin today..."
"I saw Xiaolin today..."
"I saw Xiaolin today..."
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Not to mention how Tao Saeki felt when he discovered this diary, even Lin Ge and Chen Qing, who were looking through the diary at this time, were frightened by the terrifying obsession of the diary.
The student days in the diary are full of "Kobayashi". Later, after marrying Takeo Saeki and moving into the "Grudge House", Kayako was affected by the curse, and his obsession gradually changed from Kobayashi to a child.
"I want a child, but Gangxiong is always on business trips. Come on, you will be back today, right? I just want a child. Children, children, children..."
"Takao, I want a child."
"I want a child."
"It's because you're not at home that I don't have children. It's all because of you, it's all because of you, it's all because of you. Children, children, children."
"..."
call.
Chen Qing suddenly covered her chest and grabbed Lin Ge's arm nervously: "Brother, let's, let's stop watching. I feel so uncomfortable, I can't breathe. The 'Danger Sense' warning is about to go off, let's watch again Go down, I, I'm afraid I'm going crazy. This, the resentment in this diary is too heavy!"
Lin Ge closed the diary and sighed: "So, no serious person can write a diary."
Chen Qing looked blank: "Brother, it's inappropriate to make jokes at this time, isn't it?"
"I'm serious." As he said that, Lin Ge quickly flipped through the second half of the diary. The first half of the diary contained the word "Xiao Lin" with the word "Child" in the middle.
The second half directly combines the two. Because of a coincidence, Mr. Kobayashi is Toshio Saeki's class teacher.
Chen Qing obviously didn't grasp the focus of Lin Ge's words, but now she thinks about the contents of this diary and her heart goes crazy. You can imagine how terrifying it would be to turn this obsession into resentment.
"Brother, what should we do with this diary now?" Chen Qing asked.
Lin Ge shook his head: "I don't know. According to the past rules, Kayako will not appear until tomorrow after being driven away once. But we can take this opportunity to find other cursed objects."
"Ah?" Chen Qing looked surprised.
You already have a unique killer weapon in your hands, why are you still looking for it?
Are there really too many curses?
Lin Ge said: "Originally, I had two guesses about Kayako's diary. One was that I needed to go to the places where Kayako had stayed, such as schools and previous addresses. The other was that it spread as a curse, like in the movie, as long as we If you are targeted, the diary will be sent over.”
"Obviously, this is the second situation." After a pause, Lin Ge continued: "But even so, we have to go to Yokohama City Shengqi Girls' Academy."
Chen Qing's expression was a little subtle: "Brother, you don't really plan to go to the school where the rumor of the cursed video tape first appeared to investigate, do you?"
Although Chen Qing has never seen "The Ring", she has heard Sadako's name countless times, and Lin Ge also mentioned the plot of this movie to her on the way to Yokohama. But with the appearance of "Jia Ye Diary", Chen Qing always felt that Lin Ge was going further and further on the road of "seeking death".
"You're already here, it would be a pity not to go and take a look." Lin Ge replied.
Chen Qing: ...You’ve come here, brother, why are you traveling?
"However, before that, we can start with the branch plot of the Four-Star Group... Maybe, this is another horror movie that we haven't seen."
Lin Ge obviously hadn't forgotten the "branch" triggered by Master Kawajiri, so after coming out of the cafe, he took Chen Qing to the Four Star Group.
Chen Qing originally thought it would be as exciting as a spy movie, but Lin Ge casually entered through the front door, and then used a immobilization spell to immobilize all the security guards blocking the way.
Then he spent the cost of two bags of candy to hire a little girl to help, and easily scared the executives into telling them the position of the chairman's training.
Chen Qing checked the address, but she didn't expect that Chairman Tangtang was "recuperating" in a wilderness. Lin Ge said, "You don't understand this. This is the perfect location for filming a horror movie."
well.
When Chen Qing heard this, she couldn't help but sigh in her heart, since we still have to go like this, we are indeed going further and further on the road of seeking death.
However, as Chen Qing said, the place where the chairman of the Four Star Group trained was remote and far away. He left Yokohama and entered the mountains. He changed trains several times and finally got on a tour bus.
In addition to Lin Ge and Chen Qing, there were two tour groups of more than ten people on the bus, one from Europe and the other from China.
The aunts were eating instant noodles and chattering along the way, which made Lin Ge's head hurt. Just when he was considering whether to cast a restraining spell to quiet the whole world, they arrived at the station.
Chen Qing jumped out of the car and sucked in the fresh space, as if she was starved of oxygen.
"What are you doing?" Lin Ge asked puzzledly.
Chen Qing said with a speechless face: "Oh, the aunt in front of me ate instant noodles twice in three hours, and she and the aunt next to her seamlessly alternated. I almost smelled like instant noodles."
"Calm down, that might be their last meal, why don't you allow others to eat more?" Lin Ge said calmly.
"What? The last meal?"
Lin Ge glanced at this beautiful ancient resort town and said: "As the training place of the chairman of the Four Star Group, this kind of place is generally a 'private domain'. Do you think that without the 'instruction' of the Four Star Group, these tour groups Can you get in?"
Chen Qing swallowed, lowered her voice, and said cautiously: "So, is this the foreign disappearing group?"
"Absolutely." Lin Ge nodded.
Chen Qing asked: "What should we do? Do we want to remind them?"
"Do you think the reminder is useful? As long as the various 'reminders' you gave in the car are effective, your head won't hurt now, right?" Lin Ge shrugged and said.
Chen Qing rolled her eyes: "That's true."
"Follow them. Since they are the targets of the Four Star Group, it saves us the Slow Resort to find people." Lin Ge said.
After saying that, Lin Ge and Chen Qing followed the two tour groups into the resort.
The resort is much larger than expected. Although the buildings on both sides of the street are two-story cement houses, they have been renovated in the style of ancient Japanese architecture.
But what is strange is that a resort of this size must have a lot of staff, but only a few people can be seen on the huge streets.
Most stores are closed.
The aunties complained along the way, saying that besides the good environment, this place was not even as good as the ancient town in my hometown. If I had known better, I would not have signed up for such a cheap tour.
However, what these aunts saw was that there were few people here, but what Lin Ge observed were the Japanese lanterns hanging outside the stores.
The Cherry Blossom Kingdom will also display lanterns and decorations during festivals just like the Great Celestial Empire. The difference is that the Great Celestial Empire usually uses red lanterns for celebrations.
On the Sakura Country side, all white lanterns are used.
A deserted street, with Japanese-style ancient buildings on both sides, and a white paper lantern hung on every house, which always looked a little weird.
The tour groups on both sides asked the tour guide questions while eating snacks and nibbling melon seeds. In comparison, the aunt group was much calmer, while the European group showed a sense of disgust.
Someone asked the tour guide why there were so many white lanterns hanging in the resort.
The resort's explanation is that a "tourist festival" will be held here in two days. At that time, tourists and surrounding residents will gather here, and it will become lively.
The festivals in Sakura Country are usually very lively, but people in the Great Celestial Empire generally feel that hearing the word "festival" is not very auspicious, so the tour guide's words immediately aroused complaints from the aunts, who all complained about a very good festival, why do you choose it like this? Bad luck" name.
All the way to the hotel in the middle of the resort, the tour guide was taking the aunts in. At this time, an aunt with big curly hair suddenly became happy in her eyes and ran towards the stairs with a smile.
"Tsk, tsk, pick up the money when you go out, you are so lucky today!" As she said that, the aunt bent down to pick up the money, but when the tour guide next to her heard this, her face suddenly changed and she hurriedly grabbed the aunt.
The aunt was pulled by the tour guide and almost fell down. She immediately cursed angrily: "What are you doing? Why are you pulling me? Can you afford to pay for it?"
The tour guide said with a grimace: "Sister, I don't want to pick this up."
The aunt straightened the hundred-dollar bill in her hand while cursing, and said with a smile: "I'm not short of money, but I'm just looking for good luck. Picking up money is a sign of luck."
"Sister, take a closer look at this thing in your hand. Is it money?" the tour guide asked urgently.
The aunt took a closer look and was surprised to find that this was not a "hundred-yen bill". It was not even a Japanese yen, but a red piece of something similar to a charm or paper money. It was just the pattern and outline on it. At first glance, It's just like real money.
"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bad luck. How could someone throw this kind of thing at the door of the hotel? Why are you traveling? I want to complain to you!" The aunt suddenly became angry.
All of a sudden, the aunt’s sister group came up and asked the tour guide to accuse him.
In the end, after some good talk from the tour guide, each room was given a fruit plate as a gift, which calmed the "anger" of many aunts.
Chen Qing saw this scene and asked Lin Ge in a low voice: "Brother, this place is really evil. There is paper money at the door of the hotel."
"Actually, there is a saying like this in our country. Have you ever heard of 'Don't pick up money during the Ghost Festival'? That means that before and after the Ghost Festival, you must not pick up money when you see it on the roadside, because the gates of ghosts are open during the Ghost Festival. There are a lot of lonely ghosts wandering around without any relatives or friends, so I just scatter some paper money on the road to give these ghosts."
"You can imagine the consequences of fighting for money with ghosts. Later, this 'custom' gradually evolved into worshiping people who died in vain, so you can see in many movies, at the place of death of the person who died in vain, there are There is an act of throwing paper money." Lin Ge told Chen Qing.
Chen Qing was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Brother, do you know who you reminded me of at that moment just now?"
"who?"
"my mother."
Lin Ge:......
Chen Qing said with a smile: "My mother often told me about these 'folk customs' when I was a child, but when I was a child, I listened to them as ghost stories with gusto, but as I grew up, I lost interest after hearing them too much. Alas, I regret it so much now. If I learn more skills from my mother, I won’t have to hide behind you now if anything happens.”
"But, brother, I don't quite understand. You are talking about the customs of our great empire. What does that have to do with the paper money here?" Chen Qing asked.
Lin Ge explained: "Aren't there white lanterns hanging outside the stores on the way here? At first glance, they do look like Sakura Country's festival lanterns, but if you look carefully, you will find that in fact, the way the lanterns are stacked is ours. Chinese-style funeral lantern stacking. Thinking back to what the little warlock said last night, I speculate that the chairman of the Four Star Group not only invited their onmyoji, but maybe also an Eastern warlock."
"Tsk, tsk, maybe this is a civil war." Lin Ge joked with a smile.
As Lin Ge said that, he and Chen Qing walked into the hotel and booked a room. They rested for half an hour. When it was dinner time, they went to the hotel restaurant.
People from the two tour groups were already sitting in the restaurant. When Lin Ge passed by, he glanced at the dishes on the two tables, which were exactly the same Japanese cuisine.
However, he smelled a strange smell.
After finding a seat with Chen Qing and sitting down, while Chen Qing was ordering food, Lin Ge opened his eyes and looked at the two tables.
However, seeing clearly the "real forms" of the food that the two tour groups were eating with gusto, Lin Ge's stomach was churning at this time, no matter Lin Ge's will.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Chen Qing saw Lin Ge's face looking a little ugly and put down the menu and asked.
Lin Ge replied: "You won't be interested in anything here."
"Why? I used to eat Japanese food a lot, and the sushi rice balls were pretty good. I ordered two portions and some snacks."
Lin Ge hooked his fingers at Chen Qing, took out a spray, and said, "Put your head over here."
"Ah?" Although Chen Qing didn't understand what Lin Ge wanted to do, she still obediently stretched her head over.
"This is a specially made potion. When sprayed on the eyes, it will have an effect similar to the eyes of the sky. Although the effect is much worse, it is enough to observe the situation in front of you." Lin Ge explained while spraying Chen Qing's eyes.
This is a newly developed spray that can make ordinary people see ghosts. In the last few days of "2002", Li Ang combined with Chen Zhazhi's manifesting water formula.
Although it was of no use to Lin Ge, he still asked for a recipe.
Chen Qing felt the cool feeling of the spray and felt a little comfortable. After spraying it, she asked curiously: "What next?"
"Cover your mouth, and then look at what they are eating." Lin Ge said expressionlessly.
Hearing this, Chen Qing turned her head curiously and looked at the tables of the two tour groups. She suddenly realized that it was not difficult to make a "burp" sound like coconut milk, all it took was a rumbling in the stomach.
"vomit--"
Chen Qing is now very grateful to the instant noodle ladies in the car. If it weren't for their actions that made her lose her appetite at all and eat nothing in the car, she would have vomited happily right now.
I saw the "delicious food" on the two tables, sushi rice balls. The rice grains were white worms, and the meat strips and fish on them were squirming like leeches.
The most terrifying thing was the snacks. Indescribable black bugs were caught on the chopsticks and squirmingly swallowed by the members of the tour group.
The impact was so strong that Chen Qing finally couldn't help it and threw herself on the trash can, almost vomiting bile.
At this time, the aunts not far away saw it and immediately accused Chen Qing of being ignorant and doing such indecent behavior in this dining place.
Some people also complain that young people today are really not in good health and they get motion sickness after taking a long car ride.
Lin Ge didn't reply and watched them silently eating various "delicacies from mountains and seas".
Chen Qing was so weak from vomiting that she lay on the table as if she was about to die. She couldn't help complaining: "Brother, next time this happens, just say it. You don't need to let me see it."
"What if you are curious?" Lin Ge said with a smile: "And if you don't take a look at this kind of 'feast', how can you think that the words they just scolded can be forgiven."
Chen Qing:......
Makes sense.
"Brother, what on earth are those? Why do you have to look at ghosts to see them?" Chen Qing couldn't help but glance at them again, her stomach suddenly surged again, and she quickly looked away.
Lin Ge said: "Have you ever heard of the art of killing?"