Director, Please Respect Yourself

Chapter 995 994, Really Good at Playing

Following Yang Hao into the studio, Zhao Laonian immediately saw a huge aircraft installed in the center of the studio, surrounded by busy crew members.

Some were setting up the shooting track, some were setting up the camera positions, and some were retouching the actors...

Hiss...

Queen, South African Queen Charles Theron!

Zhao Laonian didn't know many foreign stars, and even fewer knew their names, but Charles Theron was definitely one that impressed him.

There was no way, she was too beautiful.

She was countless times more beautiful than his own Guan Tingna.

Seeing the beauty, Zhao Laonian wanted to go over and get to know her. He really had no evil thoughts, he just wanted to say hello.

However, before he could speak, he saw Charles Theron, who was still retouching her makeup, suddenly stood up and walked towards Yang Hao, who was busy setting up the shooting position with photographer Zhang Jiarui.

"Director..."

"Hmm?"

"Can I give you a suggestion?"

"Say it!"

"I think the paragraph you wrote in the script is a bit superfluous, which is to let us have sex in the spaceship.

The reason why it feels superfluous is that it is completely unnecessary. First, it is difficult. We are floating around and some actions are simply useless. Second, I think that all interstellar astronauts are heroes and they should be able to suppress their physical desires."

Zhao Laonian does not understand English. At most, he can only say hello and yes. But fortunately, there is a translator. Yang Hao's legitimate wife Nini has a very high level of English.

Therefore, the conversation between Yang Hao and Charlize Theron was translated by her.

Sex life...

When Zhao Laonian heard this new term, he was a little confused. Do foreigners speak so directly? They actually talked about this in public.

Of course, Yang Hao was wrong too. He actually let two astronauts floating in the air have sex... Haha, I have to say, he really knows how to play!

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard Yang Hao say, "Astronauts are also human beings, and they have their own physiological needs."

"Uh..."

What is talent?

Yang Hao is it.

With just one sentence, he refuted both of Charlize Theron's reasons. Yes, astronauts are also human beings, and human beings must have the most basic needs.

"Pa pa pa..."

The one who applauded was Tom Hanks. Looking at his expression, he almost said, "Charlize Theron, what are you rejecting me for? How does the director arrange it? We just act as we want. There is no need to delay the crew's filming progress for such a small matter."

But before the applause died down, Tom Hanks couldn't laugh anymore, because four or five staff members in the crew walked towards them.

"Mr. Tom Hanks, Ms. Charlize Theron, the scene we are going to shoot next is a little bit difficult. We need to use the wire method to completely simulate your life and work in the space capsule."

The crew's executive deputy director Wang Tingting spoke very skillfully and directly concealed the three words "Xingshenghuo" to avoid embarrassment when everyone heard it.

"Ah..."

"Uh..."

But even if Wang Tingting said it implicitly, Charlize Theron and Tom Hanks were still shocked. It turned out that the director planned to shoot this scene in real life, instead of using computer special effects to erase the bed after shooting on the bed.

But no matter how surprised they were, they couldn't do anything, because Yang Hao had already said that this was the last scene shot in Hengdian Film and Television City. After the shooting was completed, everyone immediately moved to the last location of the show, Northeast China.

Just thinking about it, Tom Hanks felt his body suddenly lifted by the wire, and then it was Charles Theron next to him...

Kissing in the air, and then working, he ripped her clothes, she ripped his clothes, this is a technical job, not only for Tom Hanks and Charles Theron, but also a test for the crew members.

Because everyone had never played it before...

Standing at the shooting site, Yang Hao watched everyone's rehearsal while chatting with Zhao Laonian next to him.

"Teacher Zhao, you came from the Northeast this time, it seems that the cost should be quite high, right?"

"Actually not much, the fleet is our own, the plane is also our own, if you insist on saying how much it cost, in fact, I just paid for the gas myself." Zhao Laonian smiled, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one, and wanted to hand it to Yang Hao next to him, but at this time he saw Ni Ni stretched out her hand to him.

"Teacher Zhao, I'm sorry. Although our spaceship looks very textured, the main materials are actually some foam and steel frames. The steel frames are fine, but if the foam is ignited, it will instantly engulf the entire studio."

"Hehe, sorry, sorry."

Seeing that Ni Ni was serious, Zhao Laonian immediately put his hands together and apologized to her.

"It's okay!"

Nini waved her hands generously, then took the cigarette from Zhao Laonian and threw it into the trash can next to her.

"Teacher Zhao, I'm sorry..."

As before, Ni Ni and Yang Hao, who cooperated tacitly, played the white cop and the red cop, just like now that Ni Ni's style of doing things offended Zhao Laonian, and Yang Hao immediately stood up to help her smooth things over.

But before he finished speaking, Zhao Laonian interrupted him directly.

"Director, it was Ni Ni who was right. I shouldn't smoke on the set.

However, I came to you today to reveal a little situation to you. "

"Can't we talk about it while drinking?"

After watching the progress of Charles Theron and Tom Hanks's aerial practice, Yang Hao felt that it was almost done, so he wanted to hurry up and start filming.

Otherwise, the two people's physical strength would not be able to keep up, and I am afraid that the results he wanted would not be achieved.

"Director, let me make a long story short. Recently, there has been a rumor on the Internet that you are a lizard man or a robot. This thing is artificially fabricated.

It seems that the initial rumors all came from a post on Tianya Forum, and this post still exists until now. The poster seems to call me Big Mouth Who is Not Big Mouth. "

I am not Big Mouth Big Mouth...

This online name is interesting. Who is he?

Yang Hao thought about it carefully, but there was no clue or clue to determine who the person was.

At this time, Executive Deputy Director Wang Tingting came.

"Director, can we shoot now?"

"Okay!"

Yang Hao nodded and sat behind the director's monitor.

"Action! "

Charles Theron pulled Tom Hanks' shoulder and gave him a kiss.

Tom Hanks was surprised, but then he pulled Charles Theron over and the two kissed each other.

As they kissed, they seemed to forget their surroundings and floated in the air.

Suddenly, Charles Theron's back hit the wall, and Tom Hanks pushed her away. Charles Theron laughed softly, and the two returned to the middle of the room.

Entering the room, Charles Theron took off his shirt and let it float in the air. After a while, clothes of various colors and shapes were floating in the room.

In the center of the room, Charles Theron and Tom Hanks were intertwined...

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