Chapter 713 Ha Jimei, You Guy, Even if You Do This, Do You Still Have to Protect Carter Behind You?

In the corner, Bai Ye, Tony, and Eddie, who also wanted to watch Captain America jokes, all had sly smiles on their faces, so they opened the bet to see if Captain America would take the bait.

result……

Captain America still couldn't resist the temptation.

Drunk, the big-breasted beauty walked into the room with her help.

All the people present were men. Seeing this scene, how could they not know what would happen next?

The winner has been decided!

"Haha, it seems that I won, guys, give it money." Eddie shouted happily.

Hawkeye Patton next to him happily handed out $100.

Ant-man Scott Lang seemed a little reluctant. He touched his empty wallet and finally gave Eddie $100.

"It seems that even the captain is still a mortal!" Bruce Banner sighed with a hint of understanding of Captain America.

As long as you are a human being, you have your own desires and weaknesses.

It’s not that Captain America is not interested in women, but that the women who were close to him in the past did not hit his XP.

Tony found a woman who was similar to Paige Carter, and he made a mistake in Captain America.

"Yes, we cannot require a strong man who has always been at the peak of humanity and maintains abstinence in life. This is simply impossible!" Tony shrugged.

"Otherwise? Do you really think the captain is a saint who is not involved in the world with any lust? He is also a human being, and he also has seven emotions and six desires, but he just hides it better in normal times." Bai Ye smiled aside and leaned back and forth, and he patted Tony. and smiled.

In addition to Star Lord's grandmother's sister, the captain also had an ambiguous relationship with Page Carter's niece Sharon Carter... It's ridiculous enough to win both aunts and nephews.

What makes the captain even worse is that he not only ignores ethical taboos, but also finds that he has the opportunity to travel back to the past of parallel time and space. After spending his life with Peggy Carter, he immediately extricates his ruthlessness and completely defeats Sharon. Carter forgot to go aside.

...You know, when Captain and Tony were having a superhero civil war, Sharon Carter stood on the side of the captain and helped him steal equipment for the opposition heroes, so he was wanted by the American government. Sharon Carter fled to Daqi After a long time, the captain ignored her, which made her suffer a lot, which led to Sharon Carter becoming a direct evil and hatred of the American government. So she secretly operated a gangster business and became a "ability broker", which was about the same as Half a villain.

Captain, Captain, how much evil you have committed!

A beautiful beauty with superhero potential will be harmed by you. When you ask for help, you are humiliated and killing and burying after asking for help?

In your life, you have been harmed by Peggy Carter, the little girl!

...

Seeing that the captain had all played, the other men at the party were not willing to be outdone and found their own prey.

Everyone is a person with temperament - drinking one pound or two pounds of white wine will not get drunk, going down the dance floor, playing mahjong for five or six nights, playing seven or eight women will not get tired, receiving thousands of gifts will not return .

Only the good father's Hawkeye ran away, and Bruce Banner, as the Hulk, couldn't bear it and could only watch his brothers enjoy the happiness...

The next day, early morning.

Eddie rubbed his sleepy eyes and yawned, greeting Captain America, who was sitting on the sofa, looking dazed: "Captain, how did you do last night?"

Captain America was just staring silently and did not respond.

His eyes were empty and blurred, as if he was still immersed in the "storm" of last night and could not extricate himself.

"Haha!" Thor walked out of the room wrapped in a bath towel. His blonde hair was a little messy, and his upper body was naked, revealing his toned muscles. When he saw Eddie and Captain America, he laughed and said, "Yesterday At night, I slept next to the captain, and the noise made me almost sleepless all night. The walls kept shaking. The captain didn't look like a virgin, otherwise how could he be so fierce? "

"So powerful?" Eddie was surprised: "Captain, you have been tossing all night last night? Is the super soldier's serum effect so powerful?"

Eddie was very envious of this.

Captain America glanced at Thor speechlessly. If I had known that last night, I would have pulled up your broken hammer for you, and I would have made you laugh at me here!

Bai Ye walked out of the room humming a song: "He is gradually no longer a boy. He slowly learned to bear all the love. He slowly had no expectations and slowly stayed out of the matter and left slowly..."

"She is gradually no longer a girl. She is slowly accepting all accidents. She is slowly giving up her dependence and losing her favor. She is slowly returning..."

"I said captain, you're not really a virgin, right?" Eddie put his arms around Captain America's shoulder and said, "It's just such a trivial matter, are you still worried about it here? As for? You don't have a wife, I don’t have a girlfriend, so it’s normal for me to come out to have fun!”

Captain America immediately retorted: "Of course I'm not! I just remembered the dance I agreed with Peggy, I didn't finish it..."

This was the agreement between him and Peggy Carter before he was frozen in the Arctic. After waking up, 70 years later, Peggy Carter has become Alzheimer's disease...

Until now, Captain America has never touched a woman.

But he broke the precept last night.

Although Captain America also understood that last night, there must be a dog guy calculating him, otherwise why would he have encountered a woman as similar to Paige Carter?

But he himself did make mistakes in his life style.

This made him not know how to face Paige Carter...

"Maybe she will come back, but later she realized that the past has become the past and no one can change it. The love he can't let go of eventually turned into dust..." Bai Ye equipped Captain America with a BGM.

"Can you stop singing?" Captain America said, looking at Bai Ye angrily.

I just sing, just sing!

Bai Ye ignored it and just hummed: "Maybe he already understood that time is wandering, the future has become the future, it has disappeared from the past, and the habit has gradually become natural..."

"Captain, I think the eldest master is right!" Eddie said, "Things have become like this. If you think about what you have or not, can you still have to let Mrs. Carter get out of the wheelchair? Come down, are you dancing with you? Then this is too perverted! Just get used to it slowly! You must be happy when you are proud of your life, don’t let the golden cup face the moon empty!”

"I'm different from you guys!"

Captain America stood up angrily, put his shirt on his back and left.

"Captain is so angry... Are we going too far?" Eddie scratched his head.

"Is this called excessive?" Tony said angrily: "I spent a lot of energy to find a beautiful woman who suits him to spend the difficult days and help him integrate into this era. If this is also called excessive If that is the case, I don’t mind. Others will give me ten times as much as they follow this!"

If someone really dares, he can't stand the waist and even gets the injection.

"It's okay, it's okay, the captain is just a little shy. After all, he is an old guy from 70 years ago. The style of painting is a bit different from the people of our era." Bai Ye said lazily: "But I I believe that the captain will be able to adjust quickly!”

"Let's continue playing music! Let's continue dancing!"

"Ah? Are you here again?" Eddie held his waist and said in shock: "Don't you rest or not?"

"It wasn't enough to rest for so long last night?" Bai Ye said, "Why have to sleep for a long time before death? You will sleep after death! Wake up everyone, get up and have fun!"

...

The captain eventually fell into evil.

After being half-suppressed and half-heartedly pulled into the party several times, the captain learned to enjoy it.

No mistakes, one song, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one reading!

After all, Paige Carter is Alzheimer's disease. His infatuation must have been gone, and life still has to go on. We can't just have sex for an ex-girlfriend, right?

Anyway, the seven continents and four oceans on the earth are now carried on the shoulders of the earth's weightlifting champion Ultron, and these superheroes can also take a good rest.

"Hey...what!? What did you say!?" Captain America answered a call, his face instantly turned pale as paper, his eyes full of disbelief and anxiety.

His hand holding the phone tightly trembled slightly.

"What's wrong? What happened?" Tony saw that Captain America's face was wrong and asked, "With Ultron monitoring the overall situation, there shouldn't be any big deal now, right?"

"Some things are beyond the control of Ultron. It's Peggy...Peggy is critically ill... The hospital has issued a critically ill notice." Captain America's face was dim and his voice gradually choked.

Tony was slightly silent, patted Captain America's shoulder and said, "As for people, there will always be this day, it's no big deal. Agent Carter's life is very exciting. He has been a war hero, has an extraordinary career, and has a handsome and gentle person. My husband, except for having no children, actually has no regrets. She is so old, it’s a joyful and funeral..."

After hearing this, Captain America wanted to cry even more.

"Actually, Alzheimer's disease is very tormenting, especially slowly losing its dignity..." Eddie said: "If Ms. Paige is awake, she may not be willing to continue like this..."

Captain America lowered his head, his voice low and hoarse: "I know, I know it all. But she is Paige..."

"Actually, if you want to save Agent Carter, you have a good chance now." Bai Ye said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Captain America seemed to have caught the last straw. He suddenly raised his head and looked at Bai Ye, his eyes full of begging: "What opportunity? As long as I can save Paige, I can do anything!"

Bai Ye said, "I wonder if you have noticed recently that American archaeologists have found a treasure in the pyramid of the Tortaks in South America - the Monument of Time."

Of course, Tony didn't know the Monument of Time, and of course it didn't prevent him from finding information.

"The Monument of Time... In ancient legends, the Monument of Time contains secrets about eternal life. Now, as a priceless heritage of the lost ancient civilization, it will be exhibited all over the world..." Tony asked in confusion: "This Can something really make people live forever?”

"The ancient Tortaks worship strength and courage. Every ten years they hold a competition, right next to their sacred pyramids, only the warriors who win after layers of duels can participate. The competition is very fierce, and the final winner will Received heavily, return to youth and return to youth! This is the role of the Monument of Time!”

"As for whether to live forever or not, I don't know." Bai Ye said: "But this thing is indeed useful. Holding the key to creating mysterious youth serum can make people rejuvenate and make a good grasp of it, so that an old woman can become an old woman Being a girl in her 28th year is not a big problem.”

"Really? Is it so powerful?" Tony didn't believe it: "This is not scientific at all!"

"But this is very magic! This is a magic prop!" Bai Ye shrugged, he glanced at Tony and said, "You can also become a Niu Niu in his 40s and a Niu Niu in his 20s."

Tony: "Then how did you know this?"

Bai Ye: "You have forgotten that I have been to the future time and space of the parallel universe..."

Tony touched his chin, and it was true that this guy was equivalent to having been to the "future". Maybe this thing is really useful.

Then, besides making Peggy Carter rejuvenate, can he also use it?

He is indeed not as old as he is over 18 years old.

No man can reject this temptation, right?

"Captain, if you want to save Agent Carter, hurry up. Many New York super villains have set their sights on this monument of time, such as Silvermane Silvio, who has sent his men to snatch them." Bai Ye Remind.

Silvermane, Silvio Manfreddy, Italian, whose ability comes from a hydraulic suit, whose weakness is the hydraulic servo device at the shoulders, elbows, backs of hands and knees, which will be completely paralyzed once destroyed. .

And this guy also gave birth to the super villain son Heiyi.

But he also has a beautiful daughter, Silver Sable and Sylvia Manfreddy.

And now, he is eighty, and when he realizes that he is beginning to grow old and fear of death, he becomes obsessed with finding ways to restore youth.

He was staring at the Monument of Time.

"What are you waiting for? We must act immediately!" Captain America stood up impatiently and said.

"But captain..." Bai Ye pointed to the strawberry marks, messy clothes on Captain America, and the charming fragrance of Chanel No. 5 that inadvertently floated out of him, with a bit of teasing in his tone: "You don't sort it out," Have a moment?”

Captain America's face turned red, he immediately turned around, turned his back to everyone, and began to organize his clothes in a hurry.

The panicked look was very different from his usual calm image.

Looking at Captain America's slightly embarrassed back, Bai Ye shook his head slightly and sighed: Ha Jimei... You guy, even if you do this, do you still have to protect Paige Carter behind you? (End of this chapter)