Chapter 1175 Hangover
"What happened?"
Luo Quan rubbed his head and woke up on the big bed.
After opening his eyes, he found himself lying on the bed. He subconsciously grabbed his body and found that he only had a set of underwear on him.
"Damn! What's going on?" This discovery shocked Luo Quan's remaining sleepiness away.
What's even more outrageous is that the underwear he is wearing now is not the same set he wore yesterday.
Someone must have taken off her clothes!
Luo Quan turned around and looked around and found that there were legs all around him.
Because he likes to roll around in bed, Luo Quan likes a bigger bed.
Since the bed collapsed during his last cultivation breakthrough, Luo Quan had changed to a stronger and larger bed, which was a three-by-three bed that looked like the kind of princess bed in his grandfather's castle.
Perhaps it was just because their bed was big enough that these melon ladies actually pressed themselves on the bottom and used their upper bodies as pillows.
This means that I am in good health. If it were an ordinary person, I would probably be suffocated by the pressure.
"Wake up!" Luo Quan shook his body, trying to shake up the women on him.
Unexpectedly, they slept soundly, so they smacked their lips and said, "Don't make trouble."
"Everyone, get up!" Luo Quan couldn't stand it anymore and started shaking violently again.
The girls thought the house had collapsed and were so frightened that they immediately stood up. After waking up, they realized that there was nothing unusual, and then they met Luo Quan's cold eyes.
"Who can explain to me what happened to me when I was drunk?" Luo Quan crossed his arms and crossed his legs on the bed, "Why did my underwear change to another set? Are you drunk?" Do you still like to take off people’s underwear and play with it later?”
"It's my fault." Wen Xia raised her hand in embarrassment. I drank a little too much and vomited later, and you happened to be next to me at the time, so I vomited directly on you.
"Ouch..." Luo Quan put on the painful mask, lowered his head and smelled it.
Fortunately, I didn't smell anything strange.
Wait a minute, you have forgotten that she has a clean glass body. Things like vomit should not stick to her body. Not only that, there is not even a smell.
Thinking of this, Luo Quan's mood calmed down a little.
If you encounter this situation while awake, it will indeed be quite a headache.
But it was all cleaned up anyway, out of sight and out of mind.
"Then what?" Luo Quan continued to ask.
"We helped you take a bath, boss." Xiaomiao said with a blushing face, "I didn't know it before, but now I realize that your body is so amazing, boss. Those dirty things on your body are like lubricants. The floor is slippery.
Also, boss, your skin is really fair. "
"Your desire to express yourself is particularly strong today." Luo Quanye knocked Li Xiaomiao on the head, "Then, you guys really threw me into the pool and took a bath?"
"Yes." Dongfang Chen's eyes flashed with a different kind of brilliance, "The boss was vomited all over his body. Although his clothes blocked a lot of it, a lot of it was still exposed.
So the few of us spent a lot of effort to help the boss clean up the inside and outside! "
Luo Quan was speechless when he heard this, and then asked: "You didn't take any strange videos or photos, right?"
"I swear, I really didn't take any pictures at all. If I lied to the boss, then we are all puppies!" Xiaomiao immediately raised his hand, as if he didn't have three hundred taels of silver in this place.
Everyone looked at her, wondering how she could stay like this.
"Forget it." Luo Quan waved his hand, "Whether you film it or not, remember, the video must be saved on an offline device and must not be connected to the Internet.
Although I haven’t heard much about hackers who crack mobile phone systems now, this risk exists after all, so not being connected to the Internet is the best insurance. "
"Don't worry, boss." Xu Yanqing patted her chest as if to confirm, "I will definitely not reveal it to you. We all know the severity."
"Haha." Luo Quan sneered, "Didn't you just say you didn't shoot it? Now you changed your mind. You're all lying to me when you co-write it, right?"
After hearing this, the girls could only lower their heads and did not dare to refute.
"I'm too lazy to care about you, but remember, don't make me drink again in the future." Luo Quan sighed and said with a serious expression: "Yesterday you all saw that it was less than half a bottle of beer, and after drinking it, it was like He was like a dead pig. Even after taking a shower and changing clothes, he didn't react at all. It worked better than anesthetics.
Fortunately, I am at home. If I were outside, wouldn't it mean that Luoquan is without misfortune? "
Luo Quan made a joke with a smile, but there weren't many two-dimensional characters in the room, let alone this kind of joke that only appeared in two-dimensional characters, so no one could get it.
Of course, everyone knew the consequences of doing so, so they all nodded and vowed never to do stupid things again.
"Actually, it's all my fault." Su Yu pouted and said, "Actually, I was also drunk at the time. When I saw that you didn't drink at all, boss, I thought about giving you a drink, and it ended up like this."
"These are all small things." Luo Quan patted Su Yu's butt, "I'm just telling you what you can't do. I don't mean to blame you."
Luo Quan said and stood up: "Okay, if you want to go back to sleep, go back to sleep, and if you want to get up and have breakfast, go and have breakfast."
Before he finished speaking, the air conditioners on the girls were quietly dropped.
Only then did Luo Quan realize that the others were just like her, wearing underwear.
This scene is really lively and lively.
Luo Quan didn't know whether it was because he couldn't sleep well after a long night of hard work, or because they were resting on his body.
After the girls got up, they all yawned and looked listless.
But when they were asked to catch up on their sleep, they all said they couldn't sleep anymore.
Luo Quan had no choice but to get busy in the kitchen and make another hearty breakfast.
"Boss, you remind me of my mother."
At the dining table, Li Xiaomiao was nibbling steamed buns with a warm smile on her face.
"Why, your skills are as good as your mother's?" Luo Quan smiled and took off his apron.
"No, it's just that kind of temperament." Li Xiaomiao shook her head gently, "I take care of everything. I take good care of everything, including eating, drinking, and sleeping. When I'm around you, I feel like everything has been arranged, as if I don't need anything. The feeling of taking care of yourself and everything will be taken care of naturally.”
"You are quite good at complimenting people. Are you saying that I am controlling?" Luo Quan picked up a meat bun and laughed.
"How could it be!" Li Xiaomiao immediately denied, "I wish someone could take care of me. I have had poor self-discipline since I was a child, whether it's diet, study or other things.
If my mother hadn't been supervising me every day, I would have weighed at least 100 more pounds now. "
Luo Quan chuckled: "It's a good thing if you like being controlled. I'm worried that you think I control too much, and you're complaining that I'm an old woman who wants to get involved in everything."
"How could the boss think so?" Dongfang Chen immediately disagreed, "Everything you are doing now seems to be for our benefit.
And every time before making a decision, we will be asked to make the decision ourselves. This is not something that a mother can describe. "
Luo Quan showed a touching smile: "I am very pleased that you think so. At least it proves that I am a competent boss."
"Hey, it's a pity that you're not particularly old, boss." Xiao Meow lowered her head and sighed, "Otherwise, I really want to call you godmother."
"So do I look that old?" Luo Quan was speechless by Li Xiaomiao's words, "I'm only 23 this year, okay, my godmother is already here."
"This is a metaphor." Li Xiaomiao explained that age and temperament are not the same thing, and boss, you do have a motherly feeling about you. "
"Yes, I feel that way too." Dongfang Chen also nodded in agreement, "When I'm with you, boss, I always feel like I'm being cared for. My own mother isn't that kind to me."
"That shows that I am a kind-hearted person." Luo Quan raised the corner of his mouth and praised himself without leaving any trace.
In the past, such a shameless beauty would be ridiculed by everyone, but this time no one spoke against it.
Probably because I fed these girls every day, they developed feelings from them.
But it's normal, after all, she is the Virgin.
According to the Dawn Church, she who can become the Virgin has all the shining points of a mother and is a collection of human truth, goodness and beauty, and the great motherhood is fully reflected in her.
Therefore, it is not incomprehensible that these girls, under his "careful care", are so moved that they want to call her mom.
However, Luo Quan still hopes that they can call her sister. After all, it is too early for her to become a mother, and she is not ready to be a mother at all.
"Oh, my dear sister, you actually got up so early today." Leon went to the toilet in the morning and heard movement below. When he came down and looked, he found that everyone was already awake.
In the whole room, Leon was the only one calling Sister Luo Quan.
"I remember that you drank a lot, don't you feel hungover at all?" Luo Quan glanced at his brother and found that he had a relaxed expression on his face, and it didn't look like he had drank half a box of wine.
"Are you talking about that drink last night?" Leon laughed, "How could that low-alcohol beer make me drunk? It's also a hangover, which is to the extent of gargling my mouth.
When I was on the East Coast, when I was friends with the underground niggas, I always drank tequila or vodka.
And it’s a cocktail that mixes several kinds of alcohol.
Just saying that, you definitely don’t know, but I know that there is a mixed drink in the bar called virginity wine. You don’t know this, right? "
Wen Xia nodded: "I've heard of it. It is said that after drinking the virginity wine, you will definitely be drunk within an hour."
Luo Quan chuckled: "For me, there is no difference between any wine."
"So, the order of wine last night was a piece of cake for me." Leon said and laughed, "If you encounter any wine game in the future, you can ask me to stop the wine and ensure that the table is filled with wine." Everyone gets drunk and gets down!"
Wen Xia joked: "You do understand the culture of the wine table. You will be a cadre in the future."
"What is the wine table culture?" Li Xiaomiao asked blankly, "Is it the one where Sister Wen Xia and Sister Su Yu were fist-fighting and drinking last night?"
"It's one of them." Luo Quan nodded, "But most of the wine table culture is dregs, and there is no need to learn and understand it."
"That's it." Xiaomiao immediately took out a small notebook and started writing in it.
"What are you doing?" Luo Quan asked curiously.
Li Xiaomiao said with a smile: "I am recording the suggestions you gave me, boss. I am afraid that I will forget it if I can't remember it, so I will take a notebook and write it down. I will look through it from time to time and read it often. Always new.”
"Okay, a good memory is not as good as a bad writing." Luo Quan praised, "But don't write down everything. Sometimes if I get angry and curse people, don't write down these quotations. If someone sees it one day, then It’s so generous to make people laugh.”
Li Xiaomiao said in a swearing tone: "Don't worry, boss, this will definitely not be exposed, just like the video I took for you yesterday!"
"What video was there yesterday?" Leon poked his head over curiously, "Show it to me."
"There's nothing interesting to see. Don't be like the curious baby who wants to see everything, okay? Seeing everything will only harm yourself!" Luo Quan pushed Leon's head away, "Don't worry about it now, let me ask you, Have you thought about the program for the finals?"
"Think about it, can't we Phoenix Legend just sing and dance rap?" Leon put his hand under the table and made a look like he was dribbling the ball with his crotch.
"You're pretty good at saving trouble." Luo Quan curled his lips, "Originally, I wanted to give you a chance to sing solo."
"Forget it, sister, it's not like you don't know my singing skills." Leon waved his hand helplessly, "If you ask me to do a quick rap, that's no problem. For this alone, I can give the singers in the entire show the best. Take a lesson.
But if it's serious singing, then I can only say that my level is average, not comparable to the students on the show. "
"You are quite self-aware." Luo Quan covered his mouth and laughed, "I thought you would pretend and say you can do anything."
"I'm not as powerful as you. My skill bar is limited. I can't fit more than five or six at most." Leon smiled at Luo Quan, "Sister, you are awesome. It's like there is no limit to the skill bar. , you can install as much as you want.”
"Does this need to be said?" Luo Quan's expression became proud, "This is just the least worth mentioning among my many advantages. You can always boast about other advantages in the future."
Seeing his sister's appearance, Leon's mouth twitched and he laughed twice.
Sister, she is good at everything, but she is a little too narcissistic.
But that's normal. After all, it's hard not to be narcissistic when she's as good as she is.
To foreigners, if she were not narcissistic, she would appear hypocritical.
Her character needs to be more arrogant to highlight her talents and abilities and make others respect her more.
Of course, Eastern and Western cultures are different. At least I rarely behave like this online, except when facing fans and family.