Chapter 892: Health Expert's Plan

Just as Zhang Wei was about to be beaten, Su Yi called him to stop.

Lv Ziqiao was naturally unwilling and wanted an explanation.

"Based on my understanding of Yifei, this should not be true." Su Yi put down the game controller and turned back and said with a smile.

"But this is what I heard Yifei tell me personally, it can't be false!" Tang Youyou swore.

"Is what you heard with your own ears true?" Su Yi said slowly, "Sometimes what you see with your own eyes may not be true. Don't believe it? Let Yifei tell you in person."

"Yifei, where is it?" Tang Youyou widened his eyes in horror and looked back.

The half-closed door was pushed open, and Hu Yifei strode in with a bad face.

"Tang Youyou, it's just as I expected!" Hu Yifei sneered, "You failed after such a small test?"

"What, what do you mean?" Lv Ziqiao had a bad premonition.

"I'm sorry to disappoint you." Hu Yifei said mockingly, "I didn't get the marriage certificate with Shen Linfeng in secret."

"Ah?" Tang Youyou's eyes widened.

"Didn't you tell your aunt in person?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes widened.

"She asked that, so I answered it that way." Hu Yifei shook her head disappointedly, "I just wanted to give her a test. Alas, it turns out that the old generation is right. People are the most vulnerable to tests."

"I was fooled?" Tang Youyou said in disbelief.

"I lost the bet?" Lu Ziqiao also said in disbelief.

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Zhang Wei suddenly shouted excitedly, "Hahaha! I didn't expect that one day I, Zhang Wei, could also achieve such a gorgeous reversal! Great, really great!"

"You big-headed ghost!" Hu Yifei scolded, "How bored are you that you want to bet on my and Shen Linfeng's private affairs? Who else can two grown men learn from but Zeng Xiaoxian to gossip about others behind their backs?"

Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao were immediately silent, not daring to say a word.

Su Yi said with a smile: "Yifei, have you heard of the long-lost Xuanming Divine Palm in the martial arts world?"

"What the hell is that?" Hu Yifei was very disdainful, "Compared with my flash, it's not worth mentioning at all."

But then she winked at Su Yi and smiled obscenely: "But I'm looking forward to it!"

Su Yi pointed to the side of the sofa and suggested: "The view will be particularly wide from this angle, I won't tell ordinary people."

"Really? Then I must try it!" Hu Yifei ran over with a smile, her face full of anticipation, "Let's get started!"

Lv Ziqiao widened his eyes in fear.

Zhang Wei grinned.

Tang Youyou shook his head and sighed: "Nephew, the rules of the martial arts world, I can't do anything about it. As a slap notary, I can only shed tears to uphold justice!"

"I, Lv Xiaobu, have been in the martial arts world for many years, but I didn't expect to be defeated by you? I am unwilling, I am unwilling!" Lv Ziqiao screamed with a crying voice.

"Hahaha..." Zhang Wei laughed wildly, "Lv Ziqiao, the good man is taken advantage of!"

"Huh?" Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou stared at him with questioning voices in their noses.

Zhang Wei's momentum stagnated, and he immediately changed his words: "I mean, the evil will be punished by the evil... No, it's not right to say that the higher the virtue, the higher the evil, which is not right..."

"Hey, if you want to fight, fight quickly!" Su Yi shouted dissatisfiedly, "You don't want to be a good young man, but you must be a villain, then be ruthless and let us see your evil side!"

"Haha, I will definitely not let you down!" Zhang Wei screamed.

"Xuan-ming-shen-palm!"

Pa!

"Ah!"

With a loud slap, Lv Ziqiao screamed and staggered.

"Great!" Everyone shouted in relief, especially Su Yi.

"Help me see if my face is disfigured?" Lv Ziqiao said with a crying voice.

"Uh, it's a little asymmetrical..." Tang Youyou looked carefully and said with sympathy.

"Ah?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes widened in shock.

"There are ice packs in Guan Gu's room. It's still time to reduce the swelling." Tang Youyou suggested.

"Oh!" Lu Ziqiao hurried to apply the ice pack with a sad face, and left a harsh word before leaving.

"A gentleman's revenge is never too late, Zhang Wei, I will take revenge sooner or later!"

"Haha, I, Zhang Wei, don't know how to write the word fear!" Zhang Wei sneered complacently.

"Look! Cockroach!" Hu Yifei suddenly widened her eyes and pointed at Zhang Wei and shouted.

"Ah!"

Zhang Wei jumped three feet high and jumped directly into Guan Gu's magical arms.

!

"Haha, this hero, even if there is a cockroach, don't jump so high next time. Haha, hahahaha..." Hu Yifei did not hide her mockery and left with a big laugh.

Su Yi and Tang Youyou couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed, and hugged Guan Gu Shenqi's neck and said embarrassedly: "Actually, I'm not afraid, I just feel disgusted by that thing."

Guan Gu Shenqi looked at him expressionlessly: "If you don't mind, can you get out of my arms first before talking?"

Zhang Wei jumped down hurriedly, and said with a chuckle: "Guan Gu, I didn't expect your breasts to be so soft."

"Puff!" Tang Youyou couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"I hate people talking about my breasts, especially a man!" Guan Gu Shenqi went berserk, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will commit seppuku in a minute to show you?"

"Okay, okay, just pretend I didn't say anything!" Zhang Wei begged for mercy hurriedly.

"But, what exactly are Yifei and Mr. Shen going to announce?" Tang Youyou suddenly became distressed again, "No, I have to go ask!"

It was six o'clock in the afternoon soon. The eight people from the Love Apartment, plus Shen Linfeng and Sai Li, a total of ten people gathered together.

The dinner was held in the western restaurant upstairs from the bar. The bar waitress with big waves was also there. She was also a waitress here. Isn't it amazing?

As the host, Shen Linfeng sat in the main seat. On the left were Hu Yifei, Tang Youyou, Zeng Xiaoxian and Sai Li; on the right were Qin Yumo, Guan Gu Shenqi, Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei.

Su Yi sat directly opposite Shen Linfeng.

After the waiter filled everyone's glasses, Shen Linfeng smiled and raised his glass to propose.

"Everyone, to celebrate Yifei's admission to the doctoral program, please toast!"

"Cheers!"

Everyone cheered.

After drinking the wine in the glass together,

At this moment, the waitress with big waves came to Shen Linfeng with a napkin. When she put down the napkin, she looked at Shen Linfeng and smiled knowingly.

Guan Gu Shenqi's face darkened immediately when he saw this scene, but at this time, Hu Yifei didn't know what she was whispering to Tang Youyou, and didn't see this scene at all.

He took a deep breath and sneered: "Mr. Shen, if you don't cherish a girl as outstanding as Yifei, you will shorten your life!"

Shen Linfeng's expression froze, and he smiled awkwardly: "Of course, of course!"

Qin Yumo's expression was uncertain, and he seemed to be still struggling whether to tell Hu Yifei the truth.

On the other side, Zeng Xiaoxian diligently handed tissues and poured wine to Seri, and the two of them were very harmonious.

Zhang Wei looked at this scene with hatred, his eyes sour.

Lu Ziqiao covered one side of his face, with a look of despair in his eyes.

Shen Linfeng saw that the atmosphere was a bit dull, and took the initiative to open the conversation.

He smiled and said to Su Yi across from him: "Mr. Su, we haven't finished talking about the topic at noon. Let's talk about the topic of friends. I'm sorry that I don't agree with some of your opinions."

Su Yi smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, if you don't agree, then don't agree."

Shen Linfeng's expression froze. How can I respond? Isn't this killing the conversation?

He coughed lightly and forced to pull it down.

"In fact, I think there are two kinds of friends, one is based on interests, and the other is based on emotions. The two cannot be mentioned in the same breath..." Shen Linfeng talked freely and said a lot of chicken soup.

At the end, he smiled and asked Su Yi: "Mr. Su, what do you think?"

"That makes sense!" Su Yi raised his glass to him, "Come on, it's all in the wine."

After that, he picked up the glass and drank it all.

He smiled and turned the glass upside down, indicating that he had finished the wine.

Shen Linfeng felt like he was punching cotton.

No, you should respond a few words.

After finishing the wine in a somewhat depressed mood, Shen Linfeng spoke again unwillingly: "Actually, I heard from Yifei that Mr. Su is a person in the literary and artistic circles and an author. I just don't know what masterpieces Mr. Su has? Can you tell me, I will definitely read them later?"

Ding.

Su Yi said with a smile: "I have a lot of masterpieces. Are you sure you want to read them, Mr. Shen?"

"Of course!" Shen Linfeng said seriously, "Although I am a businessman with a lot of money, I actually like reading very much. You can say that I am pretentious or pretentious, but I really think that reading can calm people down and make them feel at ease."

"My masterpiece is not a book, but an article." Su Yi said with a smile, "Reading my article will not make you feel at ease or calm, but will make you excited."

"Oh?" Shen Linfeng was stunned, "Could it be an inspirational article? I like this kind of article the most, Mr. Su, please tell me the name of the article, and I will read it when I go back."

Su Yi sighed and said, "Okay, then remember it. My representative works include "On the wedding night, my sister-in-law did this to me", "Shocked, this man does it seven times a day without getting tired", "Men are silent after reading, women cry after reading, this couple actually uses this posture"..."

o_o

Shen Linfeng's eyes were dull and he lost the ability to think.

"Puff!"

"Puff..."

"Puff haha..."

The scene was like a punctured tire, everyone burst into laughter.

"Mr. Shen, if you said you would read it, you must read it. Remember to read it when you get back." Lu Ziqiao said to Shen Linfeng with a sly smile.

"No, no, no..." Shen Linfeng waved his hands hurriedly, feeling a little embarrassed and blushing, "I have requirements for my moral standards, and I never read this kind of thing. Mr. Su, are you kidding me?"

"Is it funny?" Su Yi asked.

"Of course not funny." Shen Linfeng said.

"So it's not a joke." Su Yi smiled and spread his hands, "These are really my masterpieces."

"This..." Shen Linfeng looked at Hu Yifei on the side in disbelief.

Hu Yifei suppressed her laughter and nodded: "This is true."

"Haha, so that's the case?" Shen Linfeng smiled awkwardly, "It seems that I don't have the blessing to read Mr. Su's masterpiece. Haha, there is a saying that may be too deep, but I still can't help but say it. Mr. Su, writing this kind of thing is not the right way after all, and it will teach children bad things. In terms of morality... Haha... Of course, I don't mean to look down on you. I just said that Mr. Su is a handsome man and can write other things. He doesn't have to write this kind of thing."

"Good suggestion!" Su Yi gave him a thumbs up, "In fact, I have stopped writing."

Shen Linfeng was stunned again and said, "Pull back from the brink, this is good."

"I know!" Sai Li's eyes suddenly lit up, "Mr. Su, you are Teacher Liangchen, right?"

"It's me." Su Yi said with a smile.

"So that's it!" Saili couldn't laugh or cry, "Mr. Shen, you have misunderstood Mr. Su. He does not write color articles. His articles only have eye-catching titles, but in fact most of his articles are good health articles. .Have you heard of the scandal that was going on a while ago? It was Mr. Su who started it.”

"Ashamed, ashamed, this is not the right way." Su Yi shook his head.

"Did Mr. Shen have a wrong idea?" Lu Ziqiao pretended to be shocked, "This shouldn't be the case. Mr. Shen has such high standards for his moral standards, how could he have a wrong idea?"

Shen Linfeng was a little embarrassed.

Hu Yifei helped him out: "Ziqiao, you are so weird. Xiao Yi's titles will naturally make people think crookedly. Isn't it abnormal to not want to crookedly crooked?"

Shen Linfeng chuckled and raised his cup: "Anyway, I misunderstood Mr. Su. I will punish myself with a cup."

He picked up the cup and drank it in one gulp.

Su Yi laughed and took the lead in applauding.

"Mr. Su, so you must have some insights into health preservation?" Shen Linfeng asked next.

Su Yi sighed and said, "Master Shen, don't you want to talk about me anymore? You and Yifei are the protagonists today, so let's talk about you two."

Shen Linfeng smiled and said: "We are chatting, there is no other meaning. The main reason is that I am very curious about you, Mr. Su, so I can't help but want to know more about you."

"We'll get to know each other later," Su Yi said with a smile, "Don't let me take the spotlight today."

"How could it be?" Shen Linfeng shook his head and smiled, "Mr. Su, don't you want to give me a chance? I just want to get to know you more and make friends."

bite.

Su Yi sighed: "Then come."

Shen Linfeng said with a smile: "Actually, I know a little bit about health preservation, but not much. Recently, a friend of mine asked me for advice on health preservation. I was worried about how to help him. Can I meet Su? It is my luck to have such a health expert, and also my friend’s blessing. Mr. Su, please give me some advice.”

bite.

"Go ahead." Su Yi felt helpless.

Can't you have a good meal?

Shen Linfeng smiled and said: "That's right, this friend of mine is over fifty this year. He recently married a wife who is more than twenty years younger than him. As a newlywed, it is inevitable... Haha, everyone understands."

Everyone smiled knowingly, and the women also pursed their lips and smiled.

"This friend of mine has been eating ginseng, sea cucumber, deer antlers, etc. recently, but it has no effect." Shen Linfeng said to Su Yi, "Mr. Su, what do you think can be done to solve this problem of my friend?"

Su Yi thought for a moment and said, "I think if ginseng, sea cucumber, and velvet antlers don't work, try eggplant, cucumber, or carrot."

There was an eerie silence at the dinner party for a while.

Then the men burst into violent laughter.

The women were blushing with shame.

Hu Yifei said in embarrassment: "Su Yi! You are engaging in sex in public! Where has your quality gone! With so many women on the table, you tell dirty jokes. Do you think it's appropriate?"

Shen Linfeng didn't know what he was choking on. He kept coughing violently and his face turned red.

Su Yi said inexplicably: "This friend of his is too weak to be replenished. It's time to become a vegetarian. Isn't it normal to eat something light and refreshing? Where are you thinking?"